FOTS 020 @TheTimmyToes and the Burrito Song

Friends of the Show Episode 20 with @TheTimmyToes “You face forward, or you face the possibility of shock and damage!” – Brodie Bruce (Mallrats, 1995) Timmy’s one of my very good pals I have met thru Twitter and I am very excited to have him on the show after much begging and pleading and harangueing. […]

Friends of the Show Episode 20 with @TheTimmyToes

Timmy!

“You face forward, or you face the possibility of shock and damage!” – Brodie Bruce (Mallrats, 1995)

Timmy’s one of my very good pals I have met thru Twitter and I am very excited to have him on the show after much begging and pleading and harangueing. Timmy is comin’ at us from the SouthWest USA I’m talkin’ texas baby! Yee Haw!

Tell us about Texas

Timmy’s Story: PICK ONE

The time I refereed a kid’s 3-on-3 hockey tournament with 4-time Stanley Cup champion Chris Kunitz

The time I outran the cops in my used, stock 1999 Honda Civic

Timmy’s Tweets:

*sees baby*
*crouches down, does some cute baby talk*
*no reaction from baby*
*stands up slowly*
You've made a powerful enemy today, baby

— Timmy (@TheTimmyToes) May 23, 2015

*thousands of puppies flooding onto the battlefield*
General: "STAY STRONG, MEN!"
*soldiers just petting puppies everywhere*

— Timmy (@TheTimmyToes) April 3, 2015

*barber hands me the mirror to check the back*
"Looks good!" I lie, after a few seconds of being unable to get the mirror to angle properly

— Timmy (@TheTimmyToes) November 29, 2014

Timmy’s Picks:

From The Nate Wolf!

*Holds an old lady's hand as I help her across the street*

Don't bother struggling. You're my grandma now.

— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) June 18, 2014

From ElleOhHell

Why call it a belly button. It doesn't DO anything when you press it.
*click click click*
See?
*neighbor's garage door slamming up and down*

— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) November 3, 2014

From SomeCleverThing

[reflecting on past]
"Ah, yes. I see what the problem is. See all of this?"
*gestures at everything*
"All of this is wrong."

— crappystuffforjerks (@somecleverthing) November 5, 2014

Questions from Twitter:

From friend of the show Mike Bigby @MikeBigby

1. why is their suffering in the world?
2. who's your favourite Chuckle Brother?

— mike bigboy (@MikeBigby) July 28, 2017

From one of my favourite people, very first friend of the show and just the best, JESS!

1. Have you ever met a good baby?
2. Please tell us about your dog
3. If I were going to put a new portico on my house, could I use cedar?

— Jess (@jessokfine) July 27, 2017

From last week’s friend of the show Abby

What's a movie or book you love even though most people you know don't?

— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) July 28, 2017

From Friend of the show Gwen Lawson @MsGwenL

If you could add any sport to the Olympics, what would it be?

— Just Gwen (@msgwenl) July 27, 2017

Finally, From PieceZilla

How often do you think about your balloon?

— Piece (@Piecezilla) July 27, 2017

Wrap Up:

The Burrito Song!

@iamspacegirl @therealeatwood @sarahjoyshockey so i straight up copied your tweet. turns out range is a problem…https://t.co/vyCFpmiDmc

— Timmy (@TheTimmyToes) February 21, 2016

Thanks to Timmy for joining me this week!