Free to A Good Home
192 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 192 ratingsEach week, comedians Michael Hing and Ben Jenkins invite their guest to trawl through the classifieds with them, and find the best and worst things to talk about.
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Episodes
Ep 145 - Forever Dad with Tom Cardy
August 15, 2021 03:09 - 56 minutes - 77.8 MBTom Cardy joins us to talk about how birds have sex, and so on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 144 - Activate Skeleton Mode with Alex Lee
July 25, 2021 02:32 - 49 minutes - 67.5 MBAlex Lee joins us to chat parenting strategy, the illegal skeleton trade and how you need to be a "husband first, and a pervert second." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 143: The Salieri of Wedgies with Jacob Reed
July 19, 2021 14:36 - 58 minutes - 72.5 MBJacob Reed (UCB Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!) joins us all the way from Los Angeles to chat about the time he was scammed, and how he has gone to unwittingly help the scammer, 30 frozen rats, and jealousy regardiing a certain Big Green Ass. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 142 - Rolling Sting Jim with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker
July 04, 2021 06:38 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBIn this episode, we are joined by the hosts of BIGSOFTTITTY.PNG to discuss sex rope, large cats, and to roast Ben for a sold ten minutes on wanting to fuck various items in a magic shop. If you would like to see a picture of the large cat we discuss called Loafer, Ben will put it up on his twitter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 141: Talk To Your Partner with Jon Gabrus
June 21, 2021 11:21 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBThis week, we are joined by an absolute legend of the game. Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty, Comedy Bang! Bang!, The Gino Lombardo Show) joins us to go through the best and worst things to talk about, including a man who won't stop eating ants, a fight in a barn, and a question about a taboo internet account. Go follow Jon on social media @gabrus please keep the classifieds coming in. Actually, if you're reading this, we recorded an episode of the pod with Becky Lucas, and we're just waiting t...
Ep. 140: Dead Hamsters and Lazy Moe's with Danielle Walker and Tom Walker
June 05, 2021 07:01 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBLook, in this episode, Ben's away. We talk a lot about dead animals, but then we talk about the most fucked restaurant (non-theatre category). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 139: Your Sympathy Is Only Making Things Worse, Brandy with Brandy Jensen
May 19, 2021 21:53 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBBrandy Jensen from Gawker joins us to discuss literally not one single classified, but instead listens patiently to Hing explaining the worst four days of his life. There is also some discussion about which animals we all think we could best in combat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 138: Nicholas Cage's Throne Collection with Jordan Morris
May 09, 2021 08:12 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBJordan Morris (JJGO, Bubble) joins us this week to chat about a non-union slap fight, the capital of Ecuador, and Nicholas Cage's collection of thrones. If you're a fan of Jordan, you can pre-order signed copies of his new graphic novel BUBBLE from this link: https://www.booksoup.com/pre-order-copy-bubble-signed-jordan-morris See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 137: This is Now a True Crime Podcast with Matt Christman
May 01, 2021 21:00 - 40 minutes - 36.9 MBWe're joined by Matt Christman from the Chapo Trap House podcast to talk about a surprised tombstone, giant goldfish and a male models you can paint at your hen's night. Also, Ben resurfaces his Julia Roberts/Oceans 12 theory, once again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 136: All You Deserve Is Death (Bonus Episode with Jess Perkins from Do Go On)
April 25, 2021 12:35 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MBThey said it couldn't be done, but here it is. The hilarious Jess Perkins from the very popular Do Go On podcast is our wonderful guest this week, and by 'our guest' what I mean is, my guest, as Ben is away. I've been wanting to do an episode with Jess for ages so we could plug our radio show's podcast Simply The Jest, but also, we did kind of think that a third episode with Tom Walker would not be good for anyone's mental health. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hoste...
Ep. 135 - A Guide On How to Interact, As A Fan
April 18, 2021 10:11 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBHing is doing his stand up show in Sydney THIS WEEK. 22-24 of April at the Factory Theatre. Please come! FTAGH Fans are the best people to talk to, and as you'll find out in this podcast, som other podcast fans are not! Ben's away this week, so Tom Walker sits in as carryover champ. We once again talk about Tom trying to suck his own dick, but then we get to the classifieds - a caravan that's never been wanked in, a man who wants to be dominated with your socks, and the eternal question - w...
Ep .134 - Twelve Dimensional Dipshit Chess with Tom Walker
April 12, 2021 05:56 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MBHing is away this episode (dead, oh no!), so Ben and Tom Walker do what people will come to loosely describe as "An episode of Free To A Good Home". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 133 - The Net Worth of The Edge with Tom Cardy
March 20, 2021 06:49 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBTom Cardy of the Lulu Raes, Dragon Friends and Internet Fame joins us to discuss a maid with a twist, novelty cocaine signage and why Ben's Zoom H6 is so fucking sticky. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 132 - Ruining Whistler's Mother with Luka Muller
March 14, 2021 09:00 - 50 minutes - 46.7 MBLuka Muller joins us again to upset the citizens of Perth, discuss a the construction of a makeshift sauna and return to (?) the thorny question of whether Mr Bean is an alien. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 131: How to Train a Guide Dog with Michelle Brasier and Greg Larsen
February 28, 2021 03:14 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBBen's away this week. So Hing is joined by Michelle Brasier and Greg Larsen via THE INTERNET to chat about how to get rid dog remains, an Australian fight club, a cat who wants a clown, and a brand new MICHELLE BRASIER MYSTERY. Greg, Michelle and Hing are all performing at the Melbourne Comedy Festival in March, go check them out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Waiting For Dildo with Dave Woodhead
February 14, 2021 01:31 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBTriple J's Dave Woodhead joins us for a VERY rude episode of FTAGH. Dildos, bongs, a dildo that is a bong -- things of that nature. Disgusting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep. 130 - Waiting For Dildo with Dave Woodhead
February 14, 2021 01:31 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBTriple J's Dave Woodhead joins us for a VERY rude episode of FTAGH. Dildos, bongs, a dildo that is a bong -- things of that nature. Disgusting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 129 - The Bumpus Levels In This Room with Hum
January 24, 2021 01:43 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MBHum joins Hing and Ben and we talk about a very specific artistic brief, the wash up from the Hottest 100, and spend what many may describe as "an unentertaining amount of time" trying to remember all ten commandments. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 128 - One or Two of Booby Doo with Cam James
January 17, 2021 01:35 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MBCam James joins us in Hing's parent's lounge room to talk aggressive bakery owners, perfectly normal pickle juice consumption, and pornographic Garfield art. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 127 - A Christmas Carol with David Harmon
December 26, 2020 01:09 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBIn this heartwarming retelling of the timeless classic, David Harmon is visited on Christmas Eve by two podcasters who complain about the sound of his air conditioner. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 126 - The Malteser Falcon with Danielle Walker
December 14, 2020 02:28 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBDanielle Walker joins us to talk Christmas decorations, tattoos and whether or not Ben would make a good detective (he would). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 125 - Stash of Rabbits with Sam Taunton
November 28, 2020 22:00 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBSam Taunton lets us into his palatial mansion to talk skeleton dolls, fancy sex shops and Hing's Mrs Doubtfire-esque situation with his two therapists. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 125 - The Starcraft of the Olympics
November 22, 2020 06:12 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MBHing and Ben are joined by NOBODY to talk snooty weddings, olympic table tennis and streakers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 124 - I Studied Linguine at University with Alexei Toliopoulos
November 01, 2020 08:57 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBAlexei Toliopoulos joins Ben and Hing to talk Ooshies, the "teen buzz" craze of the late 2000s and concrete. He has a brand new podcast out with Cameron James called Finding Desperado, which is the sequel to Finding Drago -- one of FTAGH's favourite podcasts of all time. https://www.abc.net.au/radio/programs/finding-drago/introducing-finding-desperado/12807304 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bonus Ep - Pilates Reformer: The Reckoning with Michelle Brasier
October 18, 2020 01:13 - 38 minutes - 35.7 MBA very special bonus ep from lockdown's own Liam Neeson, Michelle Brasier. We were gonna make this a Patreon exclusive, but it has been such a journey, we thought it should go out on the "scum feed". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 123 - Very Problematic Clock with Ben Russell
October 15, 2020 01:30 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBBen Russell joins us to talk The Wiggles, smarties and how long you need to know someone before you can tell them you dreamed about them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bonus Ep - Update on Michelle's Pilates Reformer
October 07, 2020 02:56 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 122 - I Am Riddled With Empathy, It’s Disgusting with Michelle Brasier
September 27, 2020 09:26 - 49 minutes - 45 MBMichelle Brasier joins us to talk dog food, picnics and has the most incredible response we've ever had to the boilerplate new guest question “have you ever sold or bought anything online”. You can get some bonus eps of this pod and force us to make more of the regular show here https://www.patreon.com/FTAGH See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 121 - Corpse Cannon with Tim Batt
September 15, 2020 23:26 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBTim Batt joins Hing and Ben to discuss funerals, bargain coffins and an infuriatingly complex set up to a shitty joke. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 120 - A Golden Ticket To The Factory Where They Make Fuck Heads with Naomi Higgins
August 31, 2020 00:48 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBNaomi Higgins of the Batch Bitch Podcast joins Ben and Hing to talk about swords, screaming and horny circus people. NOTE: Sorry, Ben's mic is a little HOT in this ep, we're using new software but we'll get it sorted eventually. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 119 - Fifty Jugs of Piss with Guy Montgomery
August 17, 2020 23:22 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBNew Zealand's own special little fella, Guy Montgomery, joins Ben and Hing to talk big jugs of piss, "windy sticks" and a 3D model of an ex-boyfriend's brain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 118 - Danielle Walker Cannot Read with Danielle Walker
August 03, 2020 23:00 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MBDanielle Walker joins us to chat exotic plants, financial advice from a famous ghost and Ben doesn't have coronavirus (currently). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 117 - Check Your Yowie Privilege with Mark Bonanno
July 21, 2020 00:28 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBAunty Donna's Mark Bonanno joins us to talk elusive cryptids, a great place to scream in Boston and Ben becomes furious at a hypothetical dinner party. If you'd like to join The Hall of Cowards on our Patreon, head to www.patreon.com/FTAGH See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 116 - His Feet Were *Disgusting* with Luka Muller
July 07, 2020 02:07 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBLuka Muller joins Ben and Hing to talk Frasier Crane pornography, terrible parenting and the Senior Senator from Juggalotopia. We also announce some changes to our Patreon at the top of this ep. If you feel like starting or stopping giving us money for this show, head to patreon.com/FTAGH See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 115 - Beaten To Death By Your Own Skeleton with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker
June 23, 2020 02:03 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBTom and Demi from bigsofttitty.png join us to talk the hierarchy of weird pets, cat milk, and when the bank calls you because you bought a carrot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 114 - It Has Been, at Points, a Delight with Ben McLeay
June 10, 2020 09:37 - 53 minutes - 49 MBIn an episode recorded one month ago and previously thought lost to the sands of time, Ben McLeay joins us to chat French pornography, steroids and troubling Pixar tie-in merch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 113 - Non-Sexual Frog Purchase with Naomi Higgins
May 26, 2020 06:07 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBNaomi Higgins joins Ben and Hing to chat bee-law, burping and how Cool and Chill and Beautiful Hum is. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 112 - Uncle O'Grimacey with Naaman Zhou
May 02, 2020 04:17 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBNaaman Zhou joins Hing and Ben to talk a lot about McDonalds. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 111 - You Can’t Make Deals With a Magical Beast with Alexei Toliopoulos
April 24, 2020 06:01 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBAlexei joins Ben and Hing to talk Viking Zoom Ceremonies, Greek Easter and some idiot asking people on Facebook to take his washing machine for 8 months. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 110 - Crisis Beans with Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
April 13, 2020 02:12 - 50 minutes - 46.1 MBTim Batt and Guy Montgomery of The Worst Idea of All Time join Ben and Hing to chat bank vaults, bin-night etiquette and relationship-destroying bean hoards. You can check out Tim and Guy's YouTube Red pilot right here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebs0C1Wk0gE&t=1s See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 109 - The Full Toilet Experience with Alex Lee
April 05, 2020 11:03 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MBBen, Hing and Alex chat human toilets, Nazi forks, and faking your own death - all from the comfort and safety of our homes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 108 - Fifty Monkey and Typewriters with Tom Walker
January 13, 2020 09:49 - 1 hour - 57 MBHing gets an invite to MC a Nude Wedding, Tom reflects on having his employment opportunities dashed by a vicious rumour, and Ben lies about The Witcher. We're currently selling Dragon Friends pins to raise money for the Red Cross bushfire recovery effort. You can find them at the Dragon Friends website.
Ep 108 - Fifty Monkeys and Fifty Typewriters with Tom Walker
January 13, 2020 09:49 - 1 hour - 57 MBHing gets an invite to MC a Nude Wedding, Tom reflects on having his employment opportunities dashed by a vicious rumour, and Ben lies about The Witcher. We're currently selling Dragon Friends pins to raise money for the Red Cross bushfire recovery effort. You can find them at the Dragon Friends website. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 107: Spooge McDuck
December 19, 2019 22:25 - 50 minutes - 46.7 MBBen and Hing are back with a special outdoor episode they had to record in Ben's backyard because his baby was asleep inside and there was no way Ben was going to let this bullshit wake up his precious little guy. Sounds good tho! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 106: Bring a Bathing Suit, Don't Bring Any Sauce
September 11, 2019 11:58 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBWe say at the top of this episode that this is the final episode. It's not the final episode. But it is an episode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 105: Sir, I Cannot in Good Conscience Serve You The McNuggets
April 08, 2019 11:19 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MBIt's been a few weeks, but we've managed to work out how to remotely record episodes! Your two favourite semi-regular podcasts hosts trawl through the week's classifieds and discuss: Fight Clubs (send us your stories!), Garfield memorabilia, the kids' menu and lots, lots more. Oh, also, Hing is thinking about becoming an Australian Senator. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 104: Us Hodgsons Have Tiny Dicks
February 10, 2019 13:33 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBNo guest this week! Big news is contained within this pod. Also, Hing is about to tour to Adelaide if you want to see him do stand up comedy. Please send us some more classifieds. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 103: Underwater Hockey with Guy Williams
November 18, 2018 21:13 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MBGuy Williams joins us to talk Michael Hing's old dreadlocks, professional trampolining and cursed pyramid rocks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 102: A Small Minority of You Asked For This with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker
September 24, 2018 10:51 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBFTAGH is joined by comedians and housemates Demi Lardner and Tom Walker to talk about concrete shoes, a lost twink, and some very disturbing portraiture of Demi. Also, there are two live episodes we recoreded (eps 100 and 101) that will be out soon on our Patreon feed, and eventually will be released here Also, also, Hing started a hotline you can call him on - 1300 941 466 - and you should call him on that and leave a message. Ideally a confession. See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
Ep. 99: Swole Odie with Liz Kingsman
September 10, 2018 00:31 - 51 minutes - 47.2 MBLiz Kingsman joins us to talk the merits of inheriting an amusement park, the physics of the Garfield universe and we have a law question answered by friend and wife of the podcast, Anya. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.