Episode 69 (lol)

Listen, we give a warning in the description of every episode, but it is especially necessary for this one. Adult content ahead. Consider yourself warned.

In Episode 69, hosts Alyce and Laura delve* into the dirty debauchery of Star Wars news, recaps, trivia in an effort to probably scar you for life.   

Alyce rocked her test! So let’s take a shot! Yay, Alyce!One man’s Sarlacc is another man’s feisty butthole.“Book of Boba Fett” is too many words to say so it’s “bobf” now. We don’t make the rules. Anyway here’s the “Reign” teaser.Disney may have just narrowed down the premiere date for Andor-And/Or What. But in the age of COVID, deadlines are more like guidelines, so take it with a grain of salt and a shot of tequila.Laura is not allowed to see Frozen on stage. Not for pervert reasons.Alyce has Thanksgiving Day traditions and it involves parades and dogs and *checks notes* crying?Deadline announces our live-action Sabine Wren (allegedly). What do you think?Can someone send us the Star Wars issue of Empire Magazine? It wasn’t online anywhere when we recorded.Recap on Tap: Short and Sweet Edition. Laura is struggling with Thrawn Ascendancy Book 2 and Alyce is preparing to balance The High Republic with The Wheel of Time books. Best of luck to them both.A very special, on-theme voicemail from our friend Aris. In this context, “special” means sexually explicit. Strap on, friends. IN, sorry. Strap in.

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

On the 11/17 episode of The Jedi Way, Rocha and Laura break down the essential Anakin/Ahsoka episodes of The Clone WarsLaura talks Schmoedown, Mando and Thrawn with Bryan on the 11/24 ep of Pink MilkBrennen Marr and Laura talk about droids in the 11/19 ep of Page Turners They Were Not

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!