Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour
134 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 122 ratingsTwo Star Wars-obsessed Chicagoans discuss everyone’s favorite galaxy far, far away in this bi-weekly happy hour podcast. From the films to the novels and everything in between, hosts Alyce and Laura get you up to date on the latest Star Wars news, complete with some minor wine-induced garbling. Grab your favorite beverage and get toasted with Alyce and Laura. Email us at [email protected]
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Ep 114: Less Romance, More Gators
April 16, 2024 07:15 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBIn Episode 114, hosts Alyce and Laura share* tales of trivia, driving away dates with Star Wars, winning, and cocktails stirred-not-shaken Alyce did well at nerd trivia! Everyone clap for Alyce! Fancasting Old Tey Sirrek We are happy to have been wrong about The Acolyte release date (trailer link, sw.com article, The Acolyte databank) Haters can suck it, The Acolyte trailer is winning Laura shares highlights from Empire Magazine’s feature on The Acolyte (find it in the Libby app, o...
Ep 113: No Guns, Just Dogs
March 19, 2024 07:15 - 46 minutes - 42.2 MBIn Episode 113, 🎶 the tree, the tree, the tree is on fire! 🎶 and hosts Alyce and Laura can’t do anything* about it but observe, all while trying to record a podcast about Star Wars. An update on whether or not Laura will have to eat a $75 5-year-old cookie Christ almighty, make up your minds about whether or not Rogue Squadron is happening, WE ARE TIRED (via The Hollywood Reporter) A new High Republic audiodrama is coming and we could not be more psyched! (Youtini, sw.com) Recap on Tap i...
Ep 112: Star-Crossed Buddies
March 05, 2024 08:15 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBIn Episode 112, hosts Alyce and Laura contemplate* the art of pointillism and the lifespan of gingerbread… and of course, Star Wars stuff! Anyone besides Laura feel like Drive-Away Dolls was marketed as… not what it is? The Great Debate on the not-even-real title (it’s a WORKING title) of the Rey movie The Star Wars video game that no longer IS, it WAS (via IGN) If you know any animators looking for a job, Lucasfilm is hiring (via SWNN) Do we really think The Acolyte has a confirmed r...
Ep. 111: He Cut Her In Half. Hot.
February 13, 2024 08:15 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBIn Episode 111, hosts Alyce and Laura are* bringing 50 Shades of SLAY to celebrate 5 years of Force Toast! Nothing to recap in this episode so it’s just us running through news and goofing off for an hour It’s the 5-Year Afferversarvy of Force Toast! All the oppalance of a cosapolitan podcast! Hop aboard the Caravan of Corrections for a history lesson on the Ataraxia Just in case you haven’t had enough secondhand embarrassment for Gina Carano, here’s some more (via THR) Raising a toast...
Ep 110: Rescue People Party
January 30, 2024 08:15 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBIn Episode 110, hosts Alyce and Laura turn their tiaras into brooches on this almost-avernersary episode! We open with a game that’s kinda like Guess Who meets Balderdash Shout out to listener Stephanie this week, thank you for the Ko-Fi! Btw, if YOU'd like to support Force Toast, you can do that here! Let’s discuss the trailer for The Bad Batch season 3! Laura defines “young professional” On that note, be an idiot in your 20s. That is the point of your 20s. A Tale of Two Ezras, as ...
Ep 109: The Tiredest
January 16, 2024 08:15 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBA big special happy holiday thank you to Jane for the Ko-FIIIII! In Episode 109, hosts Alyce and Laura are* the oldest they’ve ever been in their whole lives but they’re ringing in 2024 as WINNERS… at least according to some people. Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Those Game of Thrones guys had to go! (via THR, LRM) We’re getting a new Star Wars movie soon! Yay! Yay? No? Either way, we have thoughts! (via sw.com, Variety) Are we gonna have to watch all the characters in that baby High Republic show bl...
Ep 108: Tingle Jingle Bells
December 19, 2023 08:15 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBIn Episode 108, hosts Alyce and Laura close out* 2023 with holiday cranberry drinkies, dead brain cells and pronouncing names correctly sometimes. Alyce is home for Christmas. Let the cup runneth over with neighborhood drama, she’s spilling the hometown tea! Orin-ge you glad we found the joke Alyce was talking about in Episode 107? Adam Driver speaks out about Kylo Ren’s journey, adding to the list yet another component of the sequel trilogy that had no plan The Ahsoka cast are besties a...
Ep 107: Like, Decapitation
November 21, 2023 08:15 - 1 hour - 85.8 MBOur High Republic favorites are serving new looks and it’s giving Soccer Mom/Dad in a Pacific Northwest Depression Den… but we’re here for it anyway! In Episode 107, hosts Alyce and Laura do* a silly little Life Day recording and discuss Maybe Movies News and The High Republic Phase 3! Rejoice, the SAG-AFTRA strike has ended! If Taika’s recent comments about his Star Wars film piss you off, don’t worry, you were gonna hate his movie anyway. Speaking of Star Wars films, another one bites ...
Ep 106: Eaten by Nature
October 24, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBThis episode of Force Toast was recorded during the 2023 SAG-AFTRA strike. The projects discussed in this episode would not exist were it not for the hard work of the actors currently on strike. We stand in solidarity with the guild’s fight for higher compensation from streaming and protections against the encroachment of artificial intelligence. Support striking actors here and here. In Episode 106, hosts Alyce and Laura just want* to talk about Star Wars. They DON’T want to hear about a m...
Ep 105: Do These Corpses Spark Joy?
October 10, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBThis episode of Force Toast was recorded during the 2023 SAG-AFTRA strike. The projects discussed in this episode would not exist were it not for the hard work of the actors currently on strike. We stand in solidarity with the guild’s fight for higher compensation from streaming and protections against the encroachment of artificial intelligence. Support striking actors here and here. In Episode 105, hosts Alyce and Laura don’t have* a lot of Star Wars news to discuss, so it’s another Recap...
Ep 104: Mitth'raw'nur Doodle Doo
September 26, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBThis episode of Force Toast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. The projects discussed in this episode would not exist were it not for the hard work of the writers and actors currently on strike. We stand in solidarity with the guilds fighting for higher compensation from streaming and protections against the encroachment of artificial intelligence. Support the striking guilds here and here. In Episode 104, hosts Alyce and Laura discuss all the recent Star Wars movie new...
Ep 103: Fully Cooked and Deep Fried
September 12, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 65.2 MBThis episode of Force Toast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. The projects discussed in this episode would not exist were it not for the hard work of the writers and actors currently on strike. We stand in solidarity with the guilds fighting for higher compensation from streaming and protections against the encroachment of artificial intelligence. Support the striking guilds here and here. In Episode 103, hosts Alyce and Laura have* an unusual amount of food and d*ck t...
Ep 102: Morthra Thorgan
August 29, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 65.1 MBThis episode of Force Toast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. The projects discussed in this episode would not exist were it not for the hard work of the writers and actors currently on strike. We stand in solidarity with the guilds fighting for higher compensation from streaming and protections against the encroachment of artificial intelligence. Support the striking guilds here and here. In Episode 102, hosts Alyce and Laura push* their #MakeMorthraCanon agenda on al...
Recap on Tap: Rebels Season 4: It’s Like Donkey Kong
August 15, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBOur mission in this podcast bonus series is simple: we pick a few Star Wars Rebels episodes from Season 4, do a quick summary/discussion and ask/answer the question: wtf does this have to do with the Ahsoka series? In Part 4 of Force Toast’s Rebels Recap on Tap series, hosts Alyce and Laura keep things light and silly* despite that the general theme for this episode is Season 4 Is Really F*cking SAD. Oh, there’s another Saxon? Well, we can’t be bothered to look up his first name, so Alyce...
Recap on Tap: Rebels Season 3: All Sass, No Class
August 08, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 84.7 MBOur mission in this podcast bonus series is simple: we pick a few Star Wars Rebels episodes from Season 3, do a quick summary/discussion and ask/answer the question: wtf does this have to do with the Ahsoka series? In Part 3 of Force Toast’s Rebels Recap on Tap series, hosts Alyce and Laura put their whole holocrussy in recapping* Season 3! A musical note (get it?) from Listener Heather about Ezra’s tingle jingle. Ezra pulls a full ROTJ Luke Skywalker this season. Costume upgrades and ha...
Recap on Tap: Rebels Season 2: Space Shamu
July 25, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 77.9 MBOur mission in this podcast bonus series is simple: we pick a few Star Wars Rebels episodes from Season 2, do a quick summary/discussion and ask/answer the question: wtf does this have to do with the Ahsoka series? In Part 2 of Force Toast’s Rebels Recap on Tap series, hosts Alyce and Laura recap Season 2, struggle with auto-correct, and celebrate the return of old favorites like Rex, Maul, Dramatic Vader, Yoda, Purgill and AP-5! Rex returns! And he brought a game of Bingo… at least that’...
Recap on Tap: Rebels Season 1: Make Ol’ Grandy Richard
July 04, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBOur mission in this podcast bonus series is simple: we pick a few Star Wars Rebels episodes from Season 1, we do a quick summary/discussion and we ask/answer the question, wtf does this have to do with the Ahsoka series? In Part 1 of Force Toast’s Rebels Recap on Tap, hosts Alyce and Laura recap Season 1 and re-christen the Grand Inquisitor as Richard. You’re either with us on this, OR YOU’RE OUR ENEMY. To summarize Season 1: Ezra is Aladdin, Kallas goes to Kessel, Ol’ Grandy is a messy bi...
Ep 101: Ahsoka and Thrawn and…Lizzie Borden?
June 13, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBIn Episode 101, hosts Alyce and Laura do* what they do best: talk about Star Wars and promote your local library Yoga brings out the best in us. The best toots, that is. The most enlightened of toots. Highlights from the Empire magazine feature on the upcoming Disney+ series, Star Wars: Ahsoka No but really, exactly how many Jedi survived Order 66? In all fairness to Brendan and Katee, if we were Star Wars actors, we would find any excuse to visit the Ahsoka set too tbh Is there more to...
Ep 100: Galactic Star Loser 2: 100th Episode Extravaganza
May 23, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBIn Episode 100, hosts Alyce and Laura raise a toast* to 100 episodes of random intros, happy hours, caravans of corrections, going on tangents, saying words and phrases incorrectly and being experts (not really) in Star Wars trivia! Welcome to Skin Talk. This is not a recurring segment. Unless we decide we want it to be. The Curious Case of the Magic Disappearing Cocktail Everything wrong with Galactic Starcruiser and all of our brilliant ideas for how to re-tool it We’re not sure what...
Ep 99: Mac and Me and 3.3
May 09, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBIn Episode 99, which has nothing to do with Clone Force 99 - it’s merely a coincidence, hosts Alyce and Laura dive into* some alien movie nostalgia, load some fruit onto the Caravan of Corrections and celebrate Star Wars Day/Week/Month/YEAR?! Alyce is influencing Laura’s TikTok FYP We preview the 20-page Star Wars spread in the May 11th issue of Empire Magazine and discuss the Star Wars film release schedule, Dave Filoni’s upcoming film, Skeleton Crew’s Amblin influence and Andor’s final 3...
Ep 98: A Foot or a Hand
April 25, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 79.5 MBIn Episode 98, hosts Alyce and Laura correct a correction, catch up* on a bunch of Star Wars Celebration news and recap the end of The Mandalorian season 3! Star Wars Celebration 2023 highs and lows We share our thoughts on the Ahsoka series trailer and the live-action look of the Ghost crew Andy Serkis does not compute for Alyce If you’re worried about The Acolyte series writers room, don’t. Just don’t. Go touch some grass. Discussing all the ways we’re excited about The Acolyte ...
Ep 97: 5-Minute Boober
April 04, 2023 07:15 - 2 hours - 115 MBIn Episode 97, hosts Alyce and Laura would like* to welcome you to Education Corner! This may seem like a podcast made up of two drunken idiots talking about a galaxy far, far away, but not today! Today we are your professors. Professors of words. Class is now in session! We can’t believe we’re saying this, but there may actually be too much Grogu merch A few last minute Star Wars Celebration prep tips for those of you heading to London this week D-Lindy is out, Steven Knight is in! A s...
Ep 96: You Go, Bo-Bo!
March 21, 2023 07:15 - 1 hour - 87.8 MBDon’t be coy with us, Star Wars. In Episode 96, hosts Alyce and Laura sometimes need* to be beaten over the head with the point you’re trying to make. Lookin’ at you, Jon Favreau. Surprise! Star Wars Celebration announced the panel schedule with no warning. Check out the list! We have a To-Do list for the good people at Reed Pop. Item #1: Stop hosting Celebration at venues that have tiny arenas. Item #2: Keep making the badge artwork top tier. Is the Ahsoka series coming out sooner tha...
Ep 95: That’s How Opinions Work
March 07, 2023 08:15 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBIt’s a Mandalorian-heavy episode this week as our favorite Boy in Beskar and his lil green friend return to Disney+! In Episode 95, hosts Alyce and Laura recap and discuss* The Mandalorian Chapter 17: The Apostate and the plethora of press tour interviews, controversies, news and fan reactions that came with it! Alyce delivers the summary you didn’t know you needed on what’s happening in the world of reality TV Every TV show that you ever loved is debuting its next season this month. You...
Ep 94: This is the Wah
February 21, 2023 08:15 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBPlease be advised that the Pedro Pascal episode of SNL is a prerequisite for this podcast episode. In Episode 94, hosts Alyce and Laura catch up* on Star Wars news, The Bad Batch season 2 and provide important reminders like, don’t ever represent yourself in court. You need a lawyer, bestie. More guests have been announced for Star Wars Celebration Europe/London! We’ve known for a while that there are several Star Wars films in the works, but it sounds like one is far enough along to war...
Ep 93: Phee Sees & Anniversaries
February 07, 2023 08:15 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBLook at us. Hey, look at us. Who woulda thought? Not me. In Episode 93, hosts Alyce and Laura go* Nabooze Cruising down memory lane to re-live some favorite podcasting memories and celebrate FOUR F*CKING YEARS of Force Toasting! Bedazzle lightsabers onto your plastic champagne flutes or we can’t be friends Star Wars Celebration London guest announcements have begun! On that note, if anyone needs a lottery code for the Andor panel at Celebration, Laura will inevitably end up with one she...
Ep 92: In the Shoot Hole
January 24, 2023 08:15 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBStop buying expensive water bottles, you nerds. You have plenty of water bottles in your cabinet already! In Episode 92, hosts Alyce and Laura are* speculating irresponsibly and catching up on what’s happening in all the Star Wars news (spoiler, it’s all about TV/streaming). Alyce got her hair did… and then re-did We missed the Thrawn discourse and we’re perfectly content with that Lars Mikkelsen is lying and Laura won’t hear anything differently Irresponsible speculation: Ezra is cap...
Ep 91: Jedha So Sects-y
January 10, 2023 08:15 - 1 hour - 81.8 MBStop mumbling and enunciate your profanities clearly, like a f*cking lady! In Episode 91, hosts Alyce and Laura overcap* the holidays, let matts rate and discuss the ever sects-y Battle of Jedha! Merry Christmas to us! We got a Kofi under the Force Toast Christmas tree. Thank you, Not The Droid You’re Looking For! Thank you, Star Wars News Net, for informing us that this story about Ghost Track 17 is probably a non-story Stop reading too much into Star Wars voice actors posting on Insta...
Ep 90: Not Nonplussible
December 20, 2022 08:15 - 1 hour - 87.3 MBIs that a bounty puck in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? In Episode 90, hosts Alyce and Laura level* up to to fight the big boss, discuss Star Wars news and recap the plot of The High Republic: Convergence! Let’s go mall walking down memory lane Rogue Squadron is on? Off? On again? Daisy Ridley went to Lucasfilm headquarters for lunch but people don’t go to Lucasfilm headquarters just to eat lunch?? So?? The writers of The Mandalorian season 3 were revealed and it’s a ve...
Ep 89: Code FERRIX10
November 29, 2022 08:15 - 1 hour - 90.8 MBHappy belated Thanksgiving, from your favorite booze-infused podcast hosts (and from us too)! In Episode 89, hosts Alyce and Laura pull* themselves out of their respective post-Thanksgiving food comas to drink wine and talk about Star Wars! Production has finally begun on The Acolyte and we know more about who is joining the cast! (via starwars.com) Tony Gilroy has been a busy boy lately on his Andor press tour We may know more about Star Wars Jedi: Survivor very soon! Hey, PC Gamers! I...
Ep 88: Constant Close Up Stinkface
November 08, 2022 08:15 - 1 hour - 94.6 MB88 episodes in and we’re still disaffected, still holier-than-thou and still going strong, babe. Stay mad. In Episode 88, hosts Alyce and Laura are* elated to have some new reviews on Apple Podcasts (thank you so much, friends!!) and dive into a massive Recap on Tap segment! … Can’t think of a clever segue, so let’s get into it! It’s a happy, little Sunday recording so we’d like to say Happy U.S. Election Day! Alyce is gross sometimes Not a lot of news but let’s discuss the alleged S...
Ep 87: Still Disaffected
October 18, 2022 07:15 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBListen. Everyone pees in Star Wars… we presume. Or at least two dudes do, anyway. In Episode 87, hosts Alyce and Laura attempt* (kind of) to learn the names of the characters in Andor now that we’re halfway through the first season. Better late than never, right? No? Well, in other Star Wars news: Reminiscing about the good ol’ days when we used to get reviews on Apple Podcasts. Hey, maybe you can help us out by leaving us a review here? Help others find our show! Tales of the Jedi has a...
Ep 86: Totes Magotes
October 04, 2022 07:15 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBGrab your c+nt mug, listeners! We’re ushering in Q4 the only way we know how: by consuming alcohol while we talk about Star Wars. In Episode 86, hosts Alyce and Laura discuss* what podcasts other podcasters listen to while podcasting podcasts, among other topics: James Earl Jones is off to enjoy a well-earned retirement from voice acting and we salute him for it. Some interesting insight into how sh-t went down on the set of Rogue One (via The Guardian) The secret life of Mon Mothma that...
Ep 85: Plural Verb
September 20, 2022 07:15 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBWelcome to Drink, Drank, Drunken: a Star Wars happy hour! In Episode 85, hosts Alyce and Laura and Madisynn and Wongers are getting Lost In Space, getting froyo and watching The Sopranos. All of that’s to say, we talk about Star Wars. We faked it til we maked it, but that was our thing. It was no one else’s thing. We invented it. The ultimate Caravan of Corrections disguised as an update about The Bad Batch season 2 release date Tell your racist friends to stop Review Bombing all the go...
Ep 84: Creamy Ballz
September 06, 2022 07:15 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBWelcome, Shoe Wh*res! Multiple Star Wars streaming series are returning/premiering this month so it’s going to be a very happy, busy September. In Episode 84, hosts Alyce and Laura are* taking a beat to talk about… well, more Star Wars, actually. Plus some other TV stuff. Ultimately, we are excited about TV in general, so we’re gonna talk about that. Alyce is now a proud member of H.A.G. and Laura invents a new cocktail Rian Johnson is still making Star Wars and you’re not. So there. (vi...
Ep 83: Faked It Til You Maked It
August 16, 2022 07:15 - 1 hour - 76.2 MBIn Episode 83, hosts Alyce and Laura talk* about Star Wars, DUH. It’s a Star Wars podcast, idiot. So let’s dive into what’s filming, what’s done filming, and what’s getting spoiled and argued about on the internet. Alyce’s new dating plan. Scheme? No, it’s a plan. It’s not a scheme. Laura’s show and tell, liquor edition Rogue One is returning to theaters! Not near us apparently, but allegedly it’s coming to a theater somewhere… Harry Potter and the Skarsgard BDE The Andor series is goi...
Ep 82: Sensitive Wookiees
July 19, 2022 07:15 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBIn Episode 82, hosts Alyce and Laura embark* on a rare, mid-week podcast recording sesh where they break down what’s happening in the world of Star Wars, become easily distracted and play a fun game that may have to be a recurring segment in future shows. Star Wars got nominated for some Emmys! Yay, everyone clap for Star Wars! Lots of little Andor reveals trickling out. Let’s discuss. Skeleton Crew started filming. In other news, “The Holiday” is Jude Law’s best film. We are not acceptin...
Ep 81: Oh, is it French?
July 05, 2022 07:15 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBDid you hear? The U.S. Supreme Court decided women don’t get to make their own decisions about their reproductive health anymore and WE DISSENT. Join us in fighting back: https://www.gofundme.com/f/what-choice In Episode 81, hosts Alyce and Laura are* re-christened Alex and Lydia, Commander Cody is Owen Lars’ ride-or-die homie and Vader is finally going on a beach vacation with Palps! Vader, the jig is up. We know your secret. Taika Waititi, give us your colorful, chaotic, messy, ridicul...
Ep 80: 8 and Away
June 21, 2022 07:15 - 1 hour - 82.1 MBHappy Pride Month, friends! In Episode 80 hosts Alyce and Laura are* drafting up a business plan to sell placemats featuring erotic Ewan/Hayden fan art for all you Star Wars Home Decor enthusiasts. We’ll have a kickstarter up and running soon. Taika Waititi’s Star Wars film is going to take us where no Star Wars film has taken us before (via Deadline) What If… Tala got Duchess Satine’s sloppy seconds? (via Entertainment Weekly) Hayden Christensen has or wants a dad bod or something Al...
Ep 79: Ole Grandy’s Jubilee
June 07, 2022 07:15 - 1 hour - 103 MBWho’s touching down in London town in April?? Raise your hand! We can’t see you - it’s a podcast after all - but we love the enthusiasm! In Episode 79, hosts Alyce and Laura have* one big KENOBI WATCH and catch up on Parts I, II and III of Obi-Wan Kenobi on Disney+. Suffice to say, we are head over heels. Laura shares some highlights from Star Wars Celebration Anaheim. She basically shat her pants at the Mando+ panel when they showed the Ahsoka footage. RIP anyone who was sitting nearb...
Ep 78: Tatooine Casual
May 17, 2022 07:15 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBWe’re so, so close to celebrating all things Star Wars in Anaheim! The sun is shining, the panel schedule is out, the lotteries are open - so let’s talk about the standard diet for camels. In Episode 78, hosts Alyce and Laura squeeze* in one last episode before Star Wars fans converge on the Anaheim Convention Center next week. Alyce has a cold, Laura has a panel at SWCA and Ewan McGregor almost got a camel! All the ways we didn’t celebrate May the Fourth and instead celebrated May the Fo...
Ep 77: Blunt Slap to the Face
April 19, 2022 07:15 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBThe sun is shining, it’s almost Star Wars Day, Celebration is getting close, no one has loose bowels, and everything is coming up Alyce! Cheers! Sláinte! Salud! In Episode 77, hosts Alyce and Laura recap* their recent travel adventures and catch up on what’s happening in Star Wars news, including: Adventures at O’Hare airport Alyce gets caught up on Marvel Phase 4 Star Wars Celebration panel announcements have been rolling out the last few weeks and we’ve got a recap to get you up to sp...
Ep 76: Booze and Jacuzz
March 29, 2022 07:15 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBOnce you pop, the fun don’t stop. Force Toast and Pringles have that in common. In Episode 76, hosts Alyce and Laura have a lot of good money making ideas for Star Wars but no important Disney people want to listen to this… which is their loss and your gain, dear listener! Someone please hit the button that ends winter. That’s enough. We have had enough. You know that old saying, when you run out of Busch Light, drink Diet Coke? No? Bueller? Bueller? BAE WATCH IS ON. EW has the scoop ...
Ep 75: Destination Dry-Ass
March 15, 2022 07:15 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBHave you ever wondered how sarlaccs reproduce? No? Too bad, now you’re gonna learn. In Episode 75, hosts Alyce and Laura celebrate* the fact that this podcast somehow made it to 75 episodes? Like, how? Why? Who approved this? On a scale from 1 to 10, how musty are your pants? Laura ruins the episode. Right from the get go. Ruined. Thank you, Anonymous Listener, for the Ko-fi contribution! The Kiners dropped some fun Star Wars animation details during a recent fundraiser for relief effor...
Ep 74: Shiny Shirt Selection
March 01, 2022 08:15 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBWelcome, citizen detectives! We’ve missed you! We've had a busy month of travels but we’re back to [hopefully] a somewhat regular schedule (lol but don’t quote us on that). In Episode 74, hosts Alyce and Laura have* a lot to catch up on and not a lot of time to do it, so we’re hitting a few of the bigger items and recapping-on-tapping the end of The Book of Boba Fett and a few recent High Republic reads. Laura finally watched Yellowjackets and this podcast may end up adding a whole ass Ye...
Ep 73: Happy Avernersery
February 01, 2022 08:15 - 1 hour - 82.7 MBWhat’s that? Oh snap! It’s a whole lotta Recap on Tap! No cap, there’s just so much to unwrap. This is the part where you clap. In Episode 73, hosts Alyce and Laura breeze* through a few news items and then it’s on to SPOILER reviews and recaps of all the newest Star Wars offerings IT’S A TRAP ok sorry now we’re done The cast announcements for the Ahsoka live-action series just keep on coming! When to expect Season 2 of Star Wars: The Bad Batch The High Republic is here to keep the r...
Ep 72: I Am Petting My Dog, GTFO
January 18, 2022 08:15 - 1 hour - 83.4 MBIn Episode 72, hosts Alyce and Laura are deeply concerned* about Black Krrsantan getting dehydrated. Despite their concern for him during the Recap on Tap segment, it was someone else involved with this recording who did, in fact, overheat and vomit that day. We learned some fun stuff about what’s to come in The High Republic’s Phase 2 at the The High Republic Anniversary Panel on January 4, 2022 Someone leaked a "trailer" for a Narwhal Knight of Ren film/series and maybe forgot to insert...
Ep 71: God Hated It (lolz)
January 04, 2022 08:15 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBThis episode is brought to you by a hotdog bar in a Drury Inn somewhere in Missouri. Not really. In Episode 71, hosts Alyce and Laura return* from Christmas and New Years to cold weather and COVID, respectively. Alyce encountered exactly 0 alligators in Louisiana. So that trip was pointless. More Kenobi casting news! The Twilight franchise comes up in conversation again somehow. Two episodes in a row, what a treat! Take a drink every time alligators come up in conversation What is yo...
Ep 70: Galactic Star Loser
December 21, 2021 08:15 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBIf you’re a news site editor reading this in the future, don’t even THINK about stealing our episode title and using it as a headline for your review of the Galactic Starcruiser hotel at Disney World. We will call you on it. In Episode 70, hosts Alyce and Laura are up bright and early with mimosas and spiked coffee to catch up* on Star Wars news, quote 90s-era Saturday Night Live skits and gush about Spider-Man and Yellowjackets. Alyce DRIVES now. Like, she drives a car. For real. What ...
Episode 69 (lol)
November 30, 2021 08:15 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBListen, we give a warning in the description of every episode, but it is especially necessary for this one. Adult content ahead. Consider yourself warned. In Episode 69, hosts Alyce and Laura delve* into the dirty debauchery of Star Wars news, recaps, trivia in an effort to probably scar you for life. Alyce rocked her test! So let’s take a shot! Yay, Alyce! One man’s Sarlacc is another man’s feisty butthole. “Book of Boba Fett” is too many words to say so it’s “bobf” now. We don’t mak...