This week on Footballland we're proposing teaching chickens to fly but in the spirit of equality bears and dogs too, and before you start moaning we're also modifying planes for bees as well, so... okay? We've also got a new security detail in the form of turn of the (20th) century comedy troupe, The Keystone Cops, only they all look like a certain Premier League manager from Germany. Not forgetting, an around the world ode to the star spangled stallion and MLS/NASL strawberry blonde hero, Alexi Lalas.


The Relegation Cockfight

Anthony brings us the best of South America, blood sports and genetically modified chickens, that can fly miniature planes... or is it modified planes and regular chickens that can't fly? Any way there's fighting, planes and chicken. It's a real cockfight!


Keystone Klopps

Mark offers up a new security team for Footballland, modelled on Jürgen Klopp's slapstick antics, the only problem being Ryan and Anthony aren't convinced that Jürgen Klopp is slapstick or that anybody knows who the Keystone Cops are. What could possibly go wrong?


Alexi LaLa's Land

Ryan has come up with an 'around the world' type ride, only it's limited to just the world of just one man, the world of MLS/NASL legend, Alexi Lalas. So don your ginger specs, fasten your star spangled seatbelts and get ready to board the Mayflower with Robbie Keane.


As ever, please send us your ride ideas! We'll discuss each and every one.So, there's your three rides this week. Now it's your turn to get involved! Send us your ride ideas and we'll feature them all!


With love from 

Anthony Richardson - CEOMark Davison - Chief Ride EngineerRyan Baxter - Still intern


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