S02 E02 | Raphaël Varane's Pans, Chuck Blazer's Mobility Scooter Hire and The Chicken Shawarma-morial | Footballland

This week, Ryan pitches a competitive mobility vehicle facility in honour of football’s most santa-like administrator Chuck Blazer (Disclaimer: if you are planning on coming to Footballland and you need a mobility vehicle either bring your own, or start practicing herding cats by lassoing them with blazers whilst under threat from fire).

Anthony pitches a ceramics masterclass-come-fight-for-you-life hosted by Raphaël Varane and his henchman Harry Maguire. Quick word of advice: conserve your energy at the potting wheel because it’s all about escaping to the kiln before Rapha gets you.

Mark sends a post-it note in his absence, saying only: The Chicken Shawarma-morial...

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Footballland Explained:

Having accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. Anthony Richardson, Mark Davison and Ryan Baxter are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football themed theme park rides in the history of football themed theme parks.

Anthony Richardson - CEO of Footballland 

Mark Davison - Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer

Ryan Baxter - Intern

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