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Football Ramble

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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.


In 2024, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them several times a week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style.




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Lions Watch: Is Jack Grealish back?

October 08, 2022 04:00 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MB

There's good and bad news coming out of Manchester City on this week's Lions Watch. Marcus and Luke discuss what role Jack Grealish can play at the World Cup after excelling in the Champos! Plus, we wonder how Southgate can replace Kyle Walker if he misses Qatar with injury and decide whether Brother Brendy's take on James Maddison is extra hot or mango and lime. Got a question? Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive live...

The Preview Show: Brother Brendy’s Envelopes

October 07, 2022 12:02 - 56 minutes - 78.1 MB

Marcus, Luke, Vish and Jim settle in for another blockbuster Barclays weekend off the back of more midweek madness. We’ve realised that Pep Guardiola’s biggest fan is in fact Erik ten Hag - now that is Manchester, united. We also wonder if Brendan Rodgers’ envelopes can help them to a win over Bournemouth, check in with a miserly Everton defence and see if West Ham can lift their striker curse. Got a question? Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up fo...

On The Continent: Is the Super League back in business?

October 06, 2022 13:06 - 40 minutes - 55.3 MB

Florentino Pérez put the European Super League front and centre of his address to Real Madrid’s General Assembly last weekend. Ahead of December’s crucial court ruling, is he quietly gathering more support? Miguel Delaney joins Dotun and Andy to discuss that, ask how far Luciano Spalletti’s young Neapolitan bucks can go in the Champions League, and assess how screwed Barcelona will be if they don’t make it out of the group stages. Got a question? Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here:...

Ramble Reacts: Liverpool prove… something

October 05, 2022 04:00 - 35 minutes - 49.3 MB

Trent Alexander-Arnold answered all the critics who have lambasted his defending in recent weeks by bagging a free-kick and watching Rangers huff n’ puff their way out of the Champions League. Justice! Elsewhere, Marcus, Luke and Lars Sivertsen check in with the various Champions League results, as Spurs stuttered to a draw and VAR unveiled its magnum opus over in Porto. We also wonder how much you could get for a hyperbaric oxygen chamber on eBay - just that sort of show, I guess. Got a q...

The Football Ramble's Guide To... Footballers Acting

October 04, 2022 04:00 - 37 minutes - 51.7 MB

Becoming a famous professional in one demanding field is hard enough - but what if you’re just as talented doing a cockney impression as you were with a football? Well, you become an actor! Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete are here with a rundown of some of the more infamous scene-stealing performances from our favourite footballing thespians. From art imitating Stan Collymore’s life, to Charlie Kane in Blues Brothers and David Beckham as geezers past and present - join us for the crème de la crè...

The Ramble: Tom Cairney's magic wand

October 03, 2022 11:33 - 55 minutes - 76.4 MB

When Roy Keane tried to end Alf Inge Haaland's career all those years ago, who'd have thought that Liam Gallagher would eventually have the last laugh. Marcus, Luke and Vish are on hand to pick apart Man City's victory over those squares Man United and Arsenal's cracking North London derby triumph. Elsewhere, Bruno Lage leaves the pack and we jump to Bolivia for a predictably on-brand update. Got a question? Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for ...

Lions Watch: Hey Jude, Harry Maguire's struggles, and The Take Thermometer

October 01, 2022 04:00 - 37 minutes - 52.1 MB

Marcus and Luke are back with Lions Watch as we look ahead to the World Cup in just seven weeks' time!  Join us every Saturday as we recap the biggest England news, debate some Southgate Selections™ and tackle your questions. Today, we celebrate the impressive Nations League performances of Jude Bellingham, wonder how we can solve England's Harry Maguire dilemma and unveil our Take Thermometer! Got a question? Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up fo...

The Preview Show: Keggy the truck driver

September 30, 2022 13:33 - 59 minutes - 81.4 MB

Don’t worry, gang - the Premier League is back! Marcus, Vish, Jim and Andy tuck in to all the latest after waving goodbye to our beloved Nations League. There’s some North London derby jitters for Jim, while Vish seems much calmer about Man Utd’s prospects against Erling Haaland n’ company. We also celebrate the return of Keeping Up with the Icardis and Kevin Keegan’s latest awards show gig. We did wonder about all that disruption at Dover… The Football Ramble Preview Show is sponsored by ...

On The Continent: Less Ronaldo, More Portugal?

September 29, 2022 13:40 - 39 minutes - 53.7 MB

Dotun, Andy and David Cartlidge are here with a state of play after the final international break before the World Cup. We wonder if Germany might prove entertaining rather than efficient come Qatar and whether the problems plaguing France have knocked them off their prime perch.  There’s also time for a Barcelona injury update and a question even devoted fans are starting to ask: do Portugal need to move on from Cristiano Ronaldo? Got a question? Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here...

The Football Ramble's Guide To... Football Fights

September 28, 2022 04:00 - 35 minutes - 49.4 MB

Brace yourselves, 'cos it's time for the big one. Marcus, Luke, Pete and Andy are on hand to talk you through the highs and lows of soccer's sauciest scraps. We definitely do like to see that. From opposing players swinging limbs at each other to managers squaring up, witnessing it is one of football's greatest joys. From Kieron Dyer vs Lee Bowyer to José Mourinho's impeccable honour and flying karate kicks from off camera, we've got it all. Let's get ready to Ramble! Tweet us @FootballRam...

Ramble Reacts: England steady the ship

September 27, 2022 04:00 - 36 minutes - 50 MB

After their final game ahead of the World Cup, Marcus, Luke and Andy check on England’s progress after an entertaining - if chaotic - draw against Germany last night. The likes of Jude Bellingham and Reece James proved their immense worth, but Harry Maguire tripped over the dice Gareth Southgate rolled when deciding to play him again. The boys discuss that and also wonder about the immediate future for Trent Alexander-Arnold after he was left out of the match day squad, before announcing th...

The Ramble: Scotland's best backside

September 26, 2022 11:25 - 46 minutes - 63.5 MB

Oof, that was a poor weekend for England players and fans alike. However, there is at least some consolation in knowing that our weekend wasn't as bad as Tony Adams'. Elsewhere, Wales show some British solidarity with their own relegation - unlike Scotland and Ireland - and we celebrate the Faroe Islands going four games unbeaten at the expense of Andy Brassell's little slugs, Turkey. Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusiv...

September 2022 Recap

September 26, 2022 04:00 - 4 minutes - 5.82 MB

Here's a little taste of what we've been up to this month... If you haven't already, hit that subscribe button and get new episodes of the Football Ramble delivered every weekday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Introducing: Sports Horn!

September 24, 2022 11:00 - 29 minutes - 40.2 MB

Pete here from The Football Ramble. I've been working on a show I think you're going to very much enjoy, so I thought I'd stick an episode in here as a little treat for your Saturday afternoon! If you love the Ramble, I reckon you're going to very much enjoy this. Ian Fiveankles seeks to make his mark on modern sports radio in his very first radio show, in a cynical bid to win his ex-wife Denise back. The only thing that stands in his way is his new show sponsor, MENSMOOTH. Mmmmn…that’s sm...

The Preview Show: Free Charlie Adam

September 23, 2022 10:52 - 57 minutes - 78.8 MB

Marcus, Luke, Pete and Andy revel in more Nations League nonsense, as Kevin de Bruyne remains bored out of his mind and John McGinn’s memory foam mattress grabs a great win for Scotland. We also toast the departures of Charlie Adam and the FIFA game (Ted Lasso’s idiotic appearance not withstanding) and we wonder how Gareth Southgate can turn the barge around - starting with tonight's clash against Italy. Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our ...

On The Continent: Good Neapolitan Vibes

September 22, 2022 13:01 - 51 minutes - 70.9 MB

More continental capers for Dotun, Andy and Lars Sivertsen as the international break gives us a chance for various domestic debriefs. The Serie A title race continues to intrigue, as Napoli try shake off the Sivertsen Curse - while the La Liga title race is marred by horrible racist abuse of Vinicius Jr. Elsewhere, we try to work out if Bayern are in an actual crisis and ponder the future of the Nations League. Got a question? Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: show@footballrambl...

The Football Ramble's Guide To... Goal Celebrations

September 21, 2022 04:00 - 33 minutes - 46.1 MB

It's back! Jim, Vish and Lars knee slide into today’s edition of our handy footballing handbook. Today, we focus on the icing on top of football’s sweetest, most joyous cakes: goal celebrations! We run through how best to approach such a noble art and outline some of the do’s and dont’s. We also recount some of the more infamous - from one of the greatest sporting moments of all time to Cristiano Ronaldo spinning around in the air and Jamie Vardy killing an eagle. What subject should we ta...

The Drop In: Les Ferdinand

September 20, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

Kate's off to west London for today's episode of The Drop In, where she's shown around QPR's training facilities by a Premier League icon. It's only bloody Les Ferdinand! (Sir) Les sits down with Kate to discuss a storied career that took him from QPR to Newcastle and many places in between. They talk about how representation needs to be accompanied by meaningful action from footballing authorities, discuss his role as QPR's Director of Football and remind us of the importance of non-league...

The Ramble: Let 'em know you're there

September 19, 2022 12:52 - 51 minutes - 70.7 MB

Jules, Vish, Pete and Andy recap more bonkers Barclays from the weekend, as Leicester valiantly conceded six and Arsenal's U8's beat Brentford.  We also take stock of Everton's long walk to freedom after their first win of the season, check in with our pal Moysey and hear of potentially football's shortest ever debut.  Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive live events, ad-free Rambles, full video episodes and loads more:...

The Preview Show: Ivan Toney's having a party

September 16, 2022 11:26 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MB

For too long we've all been asking the same question - when will England replace the irreplaceable menace to opposition fans that is Jamie Vardy? Is Ivan Toney the answer? On today's Preview Show Jim, Vish and Lars are on hand to mull over Gareth Southgate's latest England squad and marvel at Todd Boehly's bright idea of a Premier League All-Star game. Elsewhere, Diego Costa is most definitely a wolf and Alan Pardew embarks on the next leg of his inter-railing trip around Europe! Tweet us ...

On The Continent: Is time up for Allegri at Juventus?

September 15, 2022 11:31 - 42 minutes - 58.4 MB

It’s an Italian feast this week! Dotun and Andy – live from Warsaw – are joined by Nicky Bandini to discuss Juventus’ woes after a shock defeat to Benfica. Plus, we discuss if the Milan clubs bring the glory days back in Europe, Robert Lewandowski’s Bayern homecoming, and why all is not as it seems with Kylian Mbappé’s contract at PSG! Got a question? Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive live events, ad-free Rambles, fu...

At The Match: European football returns to Berlin

September 15, 2022 04:00 - 32 minutes - 44.9 MB

Union Berlin sit top of the Bundesliga and last week, Andy travelled there to witness European football history in their first Europa League game against Belgium's history-makers, Union Saint-Gilloise.  After UEFA announced a trial for safe standing, Union Berlin were at last able to bring European football home – just three years after securing their first ever promotion to the Bundesliga. Andy takes in Union’s legendary atmosphere and speaks to fans on both sides on what was a truly spec...

Ramble Reacts: Conte’s Curse Continues

September 14, 2022 04:00 - 29 minutes - 40.1 MB

Marcus, Jim and Vish convene after Liverpool battle past Ajax (and our favourite-named player) to snatch three points and Spurs collapse in the Eric Dier Derby! Plus, can another Marcus make it into the England squad? Will Atlético mug off Barcelona further still? And while Jurgen Klopp is dishing out truths, we’re firing mistruths out about Marcus’ TV taste. He loves Gervais, really. Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusiv...

The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Special Moves

September 13, 2022 04:00 - 33 minutes - 46.5 MB

There can be no greater honour in sport than having a distinct move, technique or skill named after you. Like when you do a ‘Pardew’ on the sideline of a cup final… Marcus, Luke, Andy and Jim are here to pick through the creme de la creme of footballing special moves - from mesmeric midfield geniuses and free-kick maestros through to the cultural phenomenon that spawned 1000 university dissertations: a Rory Delap long throw. What subject should we tackle next? Tweet us @FootballRamble and ...

The Ramble: Diego Costa walks among us

September 12, 2022 11:21 - 44 minutes - 61 MB

Today’s Ramble has an international flavour! Lars returns to join Marcus and Jim after a weekend for football in the UK like no other. They discuss the football agent who headbutted Rayo Vallecano’s president during transfer negotiations, the most hilarious application of VAR ever in Italy, and Diego Costa prowls through an unsuspecting village market in the midlands… Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive live events, ad...

The Preview Show: Nathan Redmond finally escapes

September 09, 2022 11:35 - 58 minutes - 80.5 MB

Marcus, Luke, Andy and Jim are here after a mixed bag of European results, as West Ham finally cast off their Romanian hoodoo, Man United's renaissance ends abruptly and Arsenal win at the Home of Football. We also look over some of the seismic moves going down this week, as Graham Potter casts Breach's Brighton aside and Nathan Redmond frees himself from the fevered grasp of Papa Pep Guardiola.  ***We recorded this episode on Friday morning before the Premier League fixture postponements ...

On The Continent: Who is Napoli’s ‘new Maradona’?

September 08, 2022 12:59 - 41 minutes - 56.4 MB

Napoli stole the headlines, but who is their ‘new Maradona’ Khvicha Kvaratskhelia?  Dotun, Andy and David Cartlidge chew over a dramatic first matchday of the Champions League. They wonder at Inter’s limp performance and a resurgent Leroy Sane, while David *does not* hold back on Max Allegri after Juventus' night in Paris showed just how far they’ve fallen in Europe.  Plus, what’s the perception of Thomas Tuchel in Europe after his Chelsea sacking? Got a question? Tweet us @FootballRamble...

BONUS: THE TUCHEL MELTDOWN ENDS

September 07, 2022 11:08 - 16 minutes - 22.9 MB

The Ramble curse strikes again! Thomas Tuchel is out of the door. Marcus and Andy bring you an emergency Ramble Reacts to discuss what went wrong, where next for Tuchel and when exactly Rafael Benítez will be hired as interim manager. Got a question? Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive live events, ad-free Rambles, full video episodes and loads more: patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate and revie...

Ramble Reacts: Is the Tuchel meltdown upon us?!

September 07, 2022 04:00 - 28 minutes - 39.4 MB

Dinamo Zagrabbed all three points from Chelsea! After the first Champions League tango of the season, Marcus, Jim and Andy discuss an evening to forget for Tommy Tuchel. Or, as the case may be, an evening to become increasingly and very publicly annoyed about. Plus, Jeff Bridges operates some new offside technology, Alex Telles leads the line for Sevilla for some reason and there’s a Hart-warming night in Glasgow as Celtic return to Europe’s top table! Oh, and an Aberdeen striker enjoys the...

The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Hard Men

September 06, 2022 04:00 - 33 minutes - 45.4 MB

Today, we’re discussing football’s most fabled breed. They are the enforcers, the tough guys, the bouncers of the football pitch that everyone loves to hate. We are, of course, talking about football’s hard men! Pete, Jim and Vish discuss some of the game’s most iconic examples of the genre, including the Colombian player with the most red cards in history and English football’s so-called OG hard man, who used to bring a gun to contract negotiations. Plus, we ponder if there is still a plac...

The Ramble: Captain PGMOL

September 05, 2022 10:42 - 55 minutes - 76.3 MB

Glorious goals, calamitous errors and a goalkeeper getting sent off for pissing in a hedge? Our resident experts on all those things - Marcus, Pete, Jim and Vish - are here to relive it all! We ask just how many celebrations Antony made, make the case for Ivan Toney to go in goal for England, and offer up some solutions for the weekend’s VAR debacle. Just take that Brentford kid’s money, all right? Plus, a fortune teller knows Kevin Keegan’s future. Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us he...

The Preview Show: Doorstepped by Gary Cotterill, again

September 02, 2022 11:28 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MB

Deadline day is over! Aubameyang returned, Nottingham Forest dug up some grubs, and Louis van Gaal got involved for some reason. And don’t mind Gary, he’ll stop bothering you soon. Marcus, Luke, Andy and Jim discuss all that, while Brendan Rodgers got the claws out last night. Plus, there’s the small matter of Arsenal’s visit to Old Trafford and a Merseyside derby! Hold on to your sons. Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Patreon for exclus...

On The Continent: Has football’s financial inequality ever been worse?

September 01, 2022 04:00 - 49 minutes - 68.6 MB

On this deadline day edition, Dotun and Andy are joined by Miguel Delaney to discuss the bigger picture of this summer transfer window: Nottingham Forest have spent more than the Eredivisie.  How has the financial inequality between Europe and the Premier League reached this point? We also discuss what Antony and Lucas Paquetá will bring to English shores, PSG’s dropped points at the weekend, and there’s the small matter of the Champions League draw! Plus, a truly heinous food pick from Dot...

The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Deadline Day

August 31, 2022 04:00 - 33 minutes - 46.1 MB

On Deadline Day eve - otherwise known as the day Jim White was born - Marcus, Pete, Andy and Jim are here with your definitive guide to all the odd stories and trends associated with this unique day down the years! Was September 1st 2008 the most dramatic deadline day ever? Why did clubs use dodgy fax machines for so long? And how are these multi-billion pound institutions just so wonderfully disorganised? Join us! What do you want us to talk about next? Find us @FootballRamble or email us...

The Ramble: In the (dishwash)air tonight

August 30, 2022 04:00 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MB

The weekend may now be closed but Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete are on hand to preview a plethora of blockbuster mid-week action. Once they have finished discussing Ravishing Rick Rude and "Macho Man" Randy Savage, obviously.  Don't worry, we do still delve into the weeks' biggest football stories, including Man United's £100m move for Antony, Phil Collins' son signing for Hannover and the West Brom striker who washed his clothes with dishwasher tablets. For 8 months… Tweet us @FootballRamble...

The Ramble: The Erl of Goalchester

August 29, 2022 10:32 - 47 minutes - 64.7 MB

Goals! Goals everywhere, ladies and gentlemen. Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete are on hand for the ceremonial titling of Erling Haaland as the Earl of Goalchester. We also analyse the growing trend of south coast teams losing 9-0. Are Portsmouth next? Elsewhere, we tip our caps to refs allowing showboating players to be cleaned out and predict where Brother Brendy will be managing at the end of the season. Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Pat...

Patreon Bonus: Long Hair XI

August 28, 2022 11:00 - 5 minutes - 5.17 MB

It's a brilliant barnet bonanza on today's GOAT Farm! Here is a wee teaser of Andy trying to determine his best-ever long-hair eleven. From Roberto Baggio's seemingly clip-on rat tail to Pete choosing Mile Jedinak for his majestic beard, there are plenty of luscious locks - and a sprinkling of footballing talent - on today's show. If you enjoyed this teaser you can hear the full episode by signing up to our Patreon. Just $5 a month will get you Discord access and your own ad-free podcast ...

August 2022 Recap

August 27, 2022 09:30 - 3 minutes - 4.87 MB

A taste of some of our favourite moments across the Ramble this month! Subscribe now for new shows every day, Monday to Friday. DO IT NOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Preview Show: Cissé will look after you

August 26, 2022 11:03 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MB

There’s grumpy fans all over the gaff in the Premier League this weekend! Leicester City head to Chelsea under pressure, while David Moyes tries to inspire optimism among the fanbase. Marcus, Andy, Pete and Jim also discuss the Champions League draw and sweat over the future of Callum Wilson. Well, Marcus does. Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Patreon before the end of August and get 15% off an annual membership! Plus exclusive live even...

On The Continent: Why is Romelu Lukaku better in Italy?

August 25, 2022 13:56 - 49 minutes - 68.3 MB

It’s a huge weekend in Serie A! Dotun, Andy and Nicky Bandini chew over Roma's trip to Juventus and wonder just why Romelu Lukaku and Lautaro Martínez fit so perfectly together ahead of Inter's inevitably feisty clash with Lazio. Elsewhere, there’s an extraordinary capitulation in Dortmund thanks to last-minute goals from unlikely British sources. And are Atlético Madrid *really* keeping Antoine Griezmann on the bench to save money?! Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: show@footbal...

Zlatan Ibrahimović: From Hometown Hero to Pantomime Villain

August 25, 2022 04:00 - 38 minutes - 53.3 MB

Earlier this summer, Andy travelled to Sweden to explore the increasingly strained relationship between Zlatan Ibrahimović and his hometown of Malmö - especially after his statue was unceremoniously torn down two months after its grand unveiling. On today's special episode, Andy speaks to journalists and fans across Sweden about Ibrahimović's journey from hometown hero to football's ultimate pantomime villain. We also hear from Lars Sivertsen about the legacy that remains, after investing i...

The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Animal Pitch Invasions

August 24, 2022 04:00 - 31 minutes - 43.9 MB

At last, welcome to the most important episode in the Ramble’s history. Jim, Pete and Luke provide a definitive lowdown of that most glorious of football phenomena: animal pitch invasions! From Anfield’s plague of cats, to a dog being interviewed pitchside in Argentina and the time a pigeon had a poo in Ashley Young’s mouth, we relive all of football’s weird and wonderful meetings with the animal kingdom! What do you want us to talk about next? Find us @FootballRamble or email us show@foot...

Ramble Reacts: Man United bounce back

August 23, 2022 04:00 - 32 minutes - 44.1 MB

Welcome to our very first Ramble Reacts! We kept Marcus, Andy and Luke up late to relive an astonishing Manchester United win. Lisandro Martinez defied his critics and his height, while Marcus Rashford got back on the scoresheet ahead of his World Cup-winning goal in December. But what on earth has happened to Liverpool? Elsewhere, Graeme Souness fights Casemiro at a wedding and we uncover shocking revelations that Andy’s godfather is in fact Louis van Gaal. Join us for Ramble Reacts episo...

The Ramble: Wilson Raider

August 22, 2022 11:24 - 53 minutes - 74.1 MB

Jules, Vish and Luke fan the flames of a whole load of barn-burners across the Premier League this weekend! Miguel Almirón silenced his doubters at Man City with a vintage crotch-first finish yesterday, while Jesse Marsch’s men took advantage of Chelsea’s London-Leeds jet lag. Elsewhere, the Ferryman takes to the waters once more and when he’s not smashing teammate’s windshields, Aleksandar Mitrović is *still* smashing in the goals! Also, why everyone’s going to be top at Christmas. Tweet...

The Preview Show: The Ballad of Neil Warnock

August 19, 2022 11:45 - 55 minutes - 76.4 MB

Marcus, Jim, Luke and Andy gear up for another wonderful weekend of Premier League football! There’s a literary theme as Cristiano Ronaldo opens up his secret notebook and Neil Warnock pens a poem about his career. Elsewhere, Nottingham Forest and Everton each take their slice of the transfer madness pie and Eddie Howe has some bright ideas… Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Patreon before the end of August and get 15% off an annual membe...

On The Continent: Is a storm already brewing at PSG?

August 18, 2022 14:37 - 46 minutes - 63.9 MB

Lars Sivertsen is back on the pod! And he brings good tidings from Norway… Dotun, Andy and Lars discuss Kylian Mbappé’s jaw-dropping display at the weekend (for all the wrong reasons) and whether efforts to push Neymar out will really come to fruition.  Plus, Barcelona got (almost) all of their new signings registered, but why didn’t it click on the opening weekend? And which youngsters are going to rip it up in Europe this season? Look no further than another Englishman at Dortmund! Twee...

The Football Ramble's Guide To... Commentary

August 17, 2022 04:00 - 46 minutes - 63.3 MB

Slip on your sheepskin coat, grab your team sheet and step up to the mic - it’s time for another Guide To!  Marcus, Luke and Pete are here to sort the magicians from the McManamans, as we break down the traits behind the best commentators around. We also hear some of the all-time classics, including a rendition of Gol de Kevin Phillips and an Andy Gray masterclass. Whatever happened to him? What do you want us to talk about next? Find us @FootballRamble or email us [email protected]....

The Drop In: Glenn Hoddle

August 16, 2022 04:00 - 56 minutes - 78 MB

Today, we’re dropping in on one of the most talented footballers England has ever produced. Kate sits down for a cup of tea with Glenn Hoddle to ask him what makes a great footballer, what it takes to be a truly great manager, and - obviously - whether Spurs can win the league… Who would you like Kate to speak to next? Find us on socials @footballramble. Sign up for our Patreon before the end of August and get 15% off an annual membership! Plus exclusive live events, ad-free Rambles, full...

The Ramble: What’s going wrong at Manchester United, Part 212

August 15, 2022 10:53 - 53 minutes - 72.9 MB

Jules, Luke and Jim are here to... lightly cook Vish over the flames of humiliation after Manchester United put in one of their worst performances in decades. There’s also hair-pulling, a goalkeeper gets amongst the goals down in the Championship and - oh yes - Antonio Conte and Thomas Tuchel treat us to some prime Wagu beef. Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: [email protected]. Sign up for our Patreon before the end of August and get 15% off an annual membership! Plus excl...

The Preview Show: Arteta Attack

August 12, 2022 11:27 - 54 minutes - 75 MB

Ding ding ding! The Premier League is back for its second round! In the red corner we have Marcus, Jim and Vish and in the blue corner we have a very belligerent Pete Donaldson who simply will not do any research about Chelsea vs Spurs. We discuss that thigh-rubber and look forward to Mikel Arteta’s latest biological masterpiece! Meanwhile, Brendan Rodgers takes his players up a mountain for a metaphor, there’s more questionable scoreline news in Sierra Leone, and – what? – A BRAND NEW GAME...

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