How Being On The Cover Of Time Magazine As The Person Of The Year Means You're Definitely Not Person Of The Year

Hey there, folks! Today, we're gonna talk about something that's been bugging me for a while now. You know how Time Magazine has that "Person of the Year" issue every year? Well, let's be real, it's not always about who's made the most impactful contribution to society. No, no, no. Sometimes, it's all about who's gonna sell more magazines.

Now, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a sucker for a good cover story. I mean, who doesn't love a good celeb sighting or a juicy scandal? But come on, guys, let's get real here. There are some years when the person on the cover is, quite frankly, a snooze fest. I mean, I'm not gonna name names, but let's just say that some years, it's clear that the powers that be at Time are just trying to boost their sales.

I mean, think about it. Who's gonna sell more magazines: a Nobel Prize winner who's made groundbreaking discoveries in their field, or a Kardashian who's made a viral tweet? I mean, don't get me wrong, I love me some Kardashian drama as much as the next guy, but come on, it's not exactly earth-shattering news.

And don't even get me started on the politicians. I mean, I'm all for a good political scandal, but when it comes down to it, do we really want our politicians to be famous for being, well, famous? I mean, shouldn't we be focusing on their policies and actions rather than their face on a magazine cover?

Now, I know what you're thinking. "But wait, [Your Name], these people are still making a difference in the world!" And you're right, they are. But let's be real, Time Magazine isn't always about recognizing the most impactful people in the world. Sometimes, it's about recognizing the people who are gonna sell the most magazines.

I mean, think about it. If Time Magazine really wanted to recognize people who are making a difference, they would put people like Malala Yousafzai or Greta Thunberg on the cover. But no, instead, they put people like [insert name of celeb who's been on the cover] who, let's be real, aren't exactly changing the world with their contributions.

I'm not saying that these people don't deserve recognition. They do! But let's be real, there are people out there who are making a much bigger impact, and they're not getting the recognition they deserve. It's all about the benjamins, baby!

So, there you have it, folks. That's my two cents on Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" issue. It's not always about who's making the most impact, it's about who's gonna sell the most magazines. But hey, at least it's a good conversation starter, right?