Floor Rejects
139 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsThe Floor Rejects is all-original, all-queer, all the time content! I, the author of several a gay romance novel and now spooky author extraordinaire, take you week-by-week through little original vignettes from the mind of a depressed, gay, Gen-z millennial cusp Taurus! I sometimes talk about myself, and as narcissistic as that is, I pose the question: Aren't all entertainment based podcasts sorta narcissistic? That's okay, and midway through my third season I realized that and STOPPED. CARING. WHAT. ANYONE. THINKS. So, stop by my little queer world, lovelies, and take some time to be gay ™️!
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Episodes
Drabble (Chapter 1 and Chapter 2)
March 11, 2020 01:56 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MBI don’t think I’m going to give each chapter name, my last story had names for the chapters because I work so much on it but this one’s a little more organic. So enjoy chapter 1 and chapter 2, just a little intro into our cast of main characters, and I’ll be back on Thursday with the new episode!
Mad Boy's Love Song
March 05, 2020 22:24 - 26 minutes - 24.6 MBHere is the short story I wrote in the aftermath of a really bad time in my life. It's a recollection now, but honestly in the end of the episode you can tell, it really affected me a little bit. Thanks as always for listening!
Nothing Gold Can Stay
March 04, 2020 02:19 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MBHere a short play I wrote in college, it really earned an A, but did it deserve the grade, or was everyone else in the class exceptionally bad at writing? You tell me. Also, the format is wonky but I did my best with my limited vocal range, forgive me!!!!
We Just Call It Love Finale ( Chapter 37: Epilogue)
February 29, 2020 05:41 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBHere we are at the finale! Finally we see the end of our story, we take a little discussion into where the story started, and we find out what story is next. Thanks for always tuning in!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 32: Final Act)
February 26, 2020 20:43 - 9 minutes - 8.34 MBWho’s alive? Who isn’t? What’s happened to our quirky little twinkle with an attitude?? Did I fix my mic?? Find out now!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 35: Sneaking Suspicion)
February 26, 2020 04:13 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MBFinally Billy and Mason meet again, this time on equal ground. What happens when a father tries to take out his son? You’re about to find out
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 34: Waking the Dead)
February 25, 2020 01:44 - 26 minutes - 24.6 MBOur boys are back together, Jenny’s in the hospital, and we don’t know what her fate is, or the young daughter who called in the Calvary.
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 33: Unknown Caller)
February 20, 2020 17:32 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBToday we see our gay boys reunited... but is it for a good reason????? DUN DUN DUN
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 32: Exodus)
February 19, 2020 19:41 - 23 minutes - 22 MBFinally the truth is revealed. When Billy and Travis are separated we find out why Billy’s father is so zoned in on his son. The same son he kicked out months earlier.
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 31: Leaving)
February 19, 2020 03:21 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MBScary stuff ahead! Beware!!!!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 30: A Promising Start)
February 17, 2020 19:03 - 18 minutes - 17.6 MBBilly finds out he’s done a good job at work, he gets to know Sally a little bit better, and then gets to cook a loving meal for his beautiful partner! Isn’t that gay???
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 29: Breakfast)
February 14, 2020 01:54 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MBIn this episode we get NO CLEAR ANSWER on why Travis wants to get it on with this scrawny country boy, and two men are super gay with each other.
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 28: Heat Of The Moment)
February 13, 2020 02:59 - 8 minutes - 7.69 MBSex. It’s just sex.
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 26: Impulse Buy, Chapter 27: Surprise!)
February 12, 2020 01:40 - 20 minutes - 19.2 MBBilly buys a present for Travis off a slimy salesman, Travis and billy are cute on a couch. I share deep personal anecdotes from the days of my coming out. It gets EMBARRASING
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 25: Problem Solver)
February 11, 2020 02:05 - 13 minutes - 12.6 MBBilly gets to know his workmate, Sally, just a little better. He also develops a few new wrinkles on his brain when Dax gives him an assignment.
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 24: What Was That?)
February 07, 2020 03:00 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MBA spooky, sexy, sweet, and short chapter to end our week!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 24: Keep Quiet!)
February 06, 2020 03:46 - 48 minutes - 45 MBDo you like a depressed gay man talking about himself for 40 mins with 10 mins of smut in the middle?? Well have I got the podcast for you. Tune in today to hear me talking about NONSENSE. THEN I READ A SEX SCENE. I’m all over the place in this one. Enjoy!!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 22: Family Formation)
February 05, 2020 03:55 - 29 minutes - 27.6 MBFinally, a chapter with some substance!!!! Leslie meets the rest of her family, Jenny surprises no one, and Travis doubts himself as a father.
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 21: Paths Cross When They Are Meant To)
February 04, 2020 03:56 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBTwo gays, being gay, loving each other, then being a lil sexy, and tomorrow they will be more wholesome!!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 19: a Fresh Start, Chapter 20: Never Not Out Of Place)
January 31, 2020 02:07 - 11 minutes - 11 MBTwo lil shorties to get us all through the weekend, I know you’re dying for it (one listen who’s still out there!!!) Billy starts his first day of work and meets a new friend!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 18: Vouyer)
January 30, 2020 01:31 - 21 minutes - 20.3 MBI didn’t realize this was so porny before I started reading it but my god it’s NASTY. ALSO A LIL SCARY BUT MOSTLY JUST NASTY. ENJOY I guess
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 17: The Drop-Off)
January 29, 2020 02:28 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBA fun little episode in which Travis spends some quality time with his daughter, Jenny makes some suspicious moves, and two men French each other several times. Enjoy!
We Just Call It Love (Chaper 16: Extra, Extra, Read All About It!)
January 28, 2020 01:10 - 14 minutes - 13.5 MBJust a short little episode for a Monday night! I’ll be back with a much lighter, longer episode tomorrow! Just wanted to make sure I got one out today! Hit me up on Twitter of shoot me an email!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 15: No Instruction Necessary
January 24, 2020 03:14 - 18 minutes - 16.7 MBWelcome to the mind of a highly deprived, super ready to bang, totally emotionally not ready to bang teen, revised by 24-year-old man who has in fact banged. Idk what to tell you, you’ve gotten this far.
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 14: Moving Out, Moving In)
January 23, 2020 01:58 - 41 minutes - 38.8 MBWe’ve made it this far? I don’t think I put this much effort into anything except for that time it took like seven coats of paint to paint a wall blue but I am really thankful that whoever is listening is still listening. This chapter gets spicy towards the end, but mostly it’s just a day in the life of the character in my head. Enjoy!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 13: Afternoon, Interrupted)
January 22, 2020 04:54 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBAbout all of the audio clips in this one, was feeling real tired when I recorded it. Hopefully it all makes sense but this chapter is chock full of drama! I hope you enjoy! :)
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 12: In Over His Head)
January 21, 2020 03:37 - 8 minutes - 8.07 MBA short little sexy interaction that’s an ad-free treat for all of us!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 9: A Confession, Chapter 10: Fluff, Chapter 11: A History Lesson)
January 17, 2020 04:07 - 27 minutes - 25.8 MBThree chapters in one episode, what have you done to deserve my favor? What have I done to deserve the favor of having someone listen to my bullshit? Either way I hope you enjoy it. Now that we’ve developed our two protagonist characters, the mother character, it’s time for the brother character development. Enjoy!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 8: Now What?)
January 16, 2020 03:32 - 25 minutes - 24 MBWe’ve got more characters here now. In this chapter we make it all the way from Kansas to California, which is more travel than Billie has ever done in his life. We get to meet Travis‘s family, we get to see how they interact, and finally our two protagonist or somewhere safe, for now, at least.
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 7: Explanations)
January 15, 2020 04:43 - 28 minutes - 26 MBI freaking told you it was going to get sexy! And now it does. If you’re reading this before you listen to the episode I’m not gonna spoil anything, but I think you can tell from the fact that this is a longer episode that it’s got a little more ~sexy~ to it! Have fun!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 6: Picking Up The Pieces)
January 15, 2020 03:02 - 15 minutes - 14.5 MBHello, hello, hello! I’m back from my four day hiatus with chapter 6. It’s not really that exciting story wise but it does give a little more heat to what’s going on between our two protagonists. It’s not really that exciting now, but within a couple more episodes it gets really “hot” hehehhehehehehehe
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 5: In-Not-So-Plain-Sight)
January 10, 2020 04:07 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MBHello my name is Jonathan and I am very tired. Somehow taking a nap made me more tired than I would’ve been if I stayed up all day. So lucky me, I have a short chapter for you today, a scary little snippet. Y’all just wait till I start getting really up into these long, drawn out chapters. You’re gonna get SICK. OF. ME.
We Just Call It love (Chapter 4: What Happened?)
January 09, 2020 05:15 - 16 minutes - 15.1 MBNow we get some good interactions between our injured little country bird and his low-key hot savior. (I want you to know, sweet listener, I REALLY edited away a lot of the fluffy, borderline-arousing descriptors I used of Travis when I wrote this as a 16 YO. I think if he was a really person, the Travis in the first draft from 2011 would have looked like the love child of Shrek and Jacob from Twilight. Totally ripped, inhumanly tall, hyper masculine and oversized features, and ethnically amb...
We Just Call it Love (Chapter 3: Lying Through Your Teeth)
January 08, 2020 03:10 - 7 minutes - 6.99 MBI’m baaaaack. Hopefully this chapter get s better, because my narraration sure as hell doesn’t!
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 2: Tuck and Roll)
January 06, 2020 17:46 - 3 minutes - 3.01 MBHere is a quickie chapter, figured I would record it all in one go. In this chapter Billy is found by his father, but spared by a mysterious stranger.
We Just Call It Love (Chapter 1: Discovery)
January 06, 2020 17:01 - 9 minutes - 8.74 MBHere we go! Between a not so brief intro and outro is Chapter 1 of my first full length story. And an ad break (because I’m a proffesional). It is Chapter 1 of We Just Call It Love! I hope you enjoy!
Intro
January 06, 2020 15:50 - 5 minutes - 4.88 MBIsn’t it disgusting how easy it is for narcissists like me to start a podcast. Truly I don’t know what I would do if I had no way to express my ever-growing creative flow. (That was all sarcasm. I’m a privileged, white passing, man living in the United States, there is nothing unique about my perspective!!) Anyways, this little intro just serve so that you kind of get an idea of what I sound like so if this is your first episode and you hate the sound of my voice, stop now. I understand. I’m ...
Floor Rejects (Trailer)
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Welcome to Floor Rejects!
January 06, 2020 14:58 - 59 seconds - 946 KBHaha, I’ve got you in my clutches! Get comfy, my sweet listener, because if you stick around you get week-by-week, personally narrated, personally written, and personally critiqued episodic stories! We go chapter-by-chapter through the worlds I build for myself just to get away from it all! Season 1-3 is sappy, romantic, and only mildly scary, but season 4? Oh honey... it’s gonna get scary and SEXYYYYY OOOOOHHHH