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Films and Swearing: A Movie Podcast

276 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratings

The foul mouthed movie podcast that records straight outta Fife, Scotland

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EP 168 – SCORSESE SEASON – Goodfellas (1990) and Cape Fear (1991)

January 28, 2018 20:22 - 1 hour - 71.9 MB

Welcome to part 3 of our Scorsese Season! We’re talking about GOODFELLAS and CAPE FEAR. Also we’re giving away copies of Orlando Blooms new movie; THE SHANGHAI JOB on DVD. Check the time-stamps below. Subscribe to our Patreon Page and for $1 you will be given access to the extended cut of this podcast (41 minutes extra this week), we

EP 167 – SCORSESE SEASON – The King of Comedy (1982) and After Hours (1985)

January 22, 2018 17:58 - 1 hour - 66 MB

Alright folks! Welcome to part two of our SCORSESE SEASON – in this podcast we cover the 1980s with THE KING OF COMEDY (1982) and AFTER HOURS (1985). REVIEW TIME-STAMPS 00:08:45 – THE KING OF COMEDY (reviewed by Stoo) 00:39:45 – AFTER HOURS (reviewed by Magic Mike Christie) If you subscribe to our Patreon Page you will gain access to a further 39 minutes (yes, 39! practically an entire 2nd

EP 166 – SCORSESE SEASON – Boxcar Bertha (1972) and Mean Streets (1973)

January 13, 2018 16:28 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

Alright folks! Welcome to the first instalment of our SCORSESE SEASON – in our new show format, each of us are reviewing different Scorsese films. In this podcast we cover the 1970s with BOXCAR BERTHA (1972) and MEAN STREETS (1973). REVIEW TIMESTAMPS 10:10 – BOXCAR BERTHA (reviewed by Stoo) 31:00 – MEAN STREETS (reviewed by Magic Mike Christie) If you

EP 165 – Okja (2017)

January 01, 2018 03:11 - 1 hour - 60.3 MB

HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS! Back in July, Stoo and Kenny B (Podcast On Fire) watched OKJA! Why release it now? Well, it was a Patreon Podcast, so it was published 6 months prior to its release on iTunes – just one of the perks to subscribe to us on our Patreon Page (they take paypal *thumbs up*). Contact the show on

EP 164 – Films of 2017

December 26, 2017 22:07 - 2 hours - 142 MB

Stoo and Mike conquer Christmas and talk about the FILMS OF 2017; Favourite films we’ve seen this year – that WAS NOT released in 2017, Top Ten Films of 2017, Bottom Five Films of 2017 & What we’re excited for in 2018 – AW THAT and more on Films and Swearing! Cheers! Patreon Subcribers get an additional 21 minutes of movie discussion! Further thoughts on;

EP 163 – Se7en (1995)

December 22, 2017 23:01 - 54 minutes - 53.9 MB

Wanting people to listen, you can’t just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you’ll notice you’ve got their strict attention. (dinny worry – we’ll no try that). Stoo and Magic Mike review Twitters choice; David Finchers SE7EN (1995). We warm up talking spoilers – Patreon’ers can enjoy an additional ten

EP 162 – The Hateful Eight (2015)

December 17, 2017 22:20 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

When you get to hell, John, tell them Daisy sent you… ‘Stoo and Mike review Quentin Tarantinos THE HATEFUL EIGHT. Patreon pledgers will have access to an additional 35 minutes of banter! Including our Pre-Show warm up, QT future projects, Sam Jackson and the Hateful Eight merchandise. Simply visit our Patreon Page (PayPal enabled). Contact the show on our Facebook page, Instagram and Twitter (@FASPodcast, @Mikeyvanb, @faspapabear)

EP 161 – Alien (1979)

December 03, 2017 15:32 - 59 minutes - 60.2 MB

Stoo, Mike and Andy tackle Mikes request; Alien (1979) from director Sir Ridley Scott (recorded on Scotts 80th Birthday, no-less!). We answer a couple questions from Twitter and then burst straight into the chest of Alien! Patreon Subscribers can look forward to an additional 32 minutes on their podcast. The additional discussions include our thoughts on “Other Alien” films, Scotts

EP 160 – Alien: Covenant (2017)

November 29, 2017 01:08 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MB

Back in May, Stoo and Magic Mike went to the pictures and saw ALIEN: COVENANT! Why release it now? Well, it was a Patreon Podcast, so it was release on Patreon 6 months prior to its release on iTunes – just one of the perks to subscribe to us on our Patreon Page (they take paypal *thumbs up*). So by this

EP 159 – Casino (1995)

November 26, 2017 23:31 - 1 hour - 70.1 MB

I’m just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands? Aye! Stoo and Mike discuss Martin Scorsese’s CASINO as chosen by Andy. Patreon Pledgers get an additional 19 minutes with talk of Gambling movies and buckets more about Scorsese films (natch!), trivia, 1 Star Reviews and more! You can gain full access

EP 158 – Get Out (2017)

November 19, 2017 14:34 - 1 hour - 72 MB

“Films and muthafuckin Swearing – we spoil shit.” Stoo, Andy and Magic Mike return to conclude our Horror Season 2017’s GET OUT from director Jordan Peele. [amazon_link asins=’B072XMJHK1′ template=’ProductCarousel’ store=’fiswamopo-21′ marketplace=’UK’ link_id=’a57358a7-cd35-11e7-a608-c197cdf594db’] Patreon Pledgers get an additional 22 minutes with extra Horror talk was we take questions from Twitter, talk the career of Jordan Peele and more! You can gain

EP 157 – The Descent (2005)

November 11, 2017 21:48 - 57 minutes - 60.6 MB

Alright folks! We’re into week four of our Horror Season! We’re into week 3 of our Halloween Horror Season and we step into the nineties with Neil Marshalls THE DESCENT (2005). Prior to the film discussion, we warm our vocal cords by discussing recent films, Stoo went and saw THOR: RAGNAROK and Mike caught 6 DAYS. Patreon pledgers get an additional

EP 156 – In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

November 04, 2017 21:59 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB

Alright folks! Long time, nae podcast – here’s a wee audio shot in the arm. We’re into week 3 of our Halloween Horror Season and we step into the nineties with John Carpenters IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994). Prior to the film discussion, we banter about some of our favourite films from the nineties also. Patreon pledgers get an

EP 155 – Day of the Dead (1985)

October 09, 2017 21:05 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

Alright folks! Happy Mondays! Halloween Horror claws into the 80’s w/ George A. Romero’s DAY OF THE DEAD. Prior to the main discussion, we have a blether about Mikes viewing of Netflix’s THE BAD BATCH. For Our Patreon audience (20 minutes extra), we talk more about The Bad Batch, Our Films of 2017, who steals Day of the Dead, Video Games

EP 154 – The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

October 01, 2017 01:09 - 1 hour - 70.1 MB

The 2017 Halloween Horror Season kicks off in the 70’s w/ THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974). For Our Patreon audience (25 minutes extra), we talk about Haunted Houses, Spotiify Ads, Stoo fucks things up, the Texas Chain Saw sequels and remakes and more 1 Star Reviews! All for as little as $1, you will get full access to this and

EP 153 – Tarantino Month – Pulp Fiction (1994)

September 24, 2017 01:07 - 1 hour - 79.7 MB

Last stop in our TARANTINO Month – the winner of our Runners Up Poll on Twitter: PULP FICTION (1994) was our winner. We talk briefly about the passing of Harry Dean Stanton and then we get ‘baws deep into PULP FICTION. For Our Patreon audience (20 minutes extra), we talk about Baby Driver, Heist, Power Rangers amongst other films. There’s extra

EP 152 – Tarantino Month – Django Unchained (2012)

September 17, 2017 21:57 - 1 hour - 75.1 MB

Welcome to the third stop in our TARANTINO MONTH – the voting public have chosen DJANGO UNCHAINED as the third feature that we tackle! Yes, the holy trinity of Scottish Podcasting- Stoo, Andy & Magic tackle the film, trivia, Dream Recast, Amazon 1 Star Reviews and try to figure out what the hell does BDM stands for!? For Our Patreon

EP 151 – Tarantino Month – Inglourious Basterds (2009)

September 10, 2017 21:22 - 1 hour - 80.8 MB

Welcome to Tarantino Month  – Stoo & Magic Mike continue with Inglourious Basterds (2009)! We break the discussion down into their respective Chapters, praise the excellent Christoph Waltz and Mike has a 1 Star Review about Tables?! For Our Patreon audience (16 minutes extra), we talk about Tarantinos career in front of the Camera, Extra Trivia, 3 x Extra 1 Star Reviews, Classic Trailers, Sci-fi and MORE.

EP 150 – Tarantino Month – Reservoir Dogs (1992)

September 03, 2017 19:57 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

Welcome to Tarantino Month  – Stoo, Andy & Magic Mike start off with Reservoir Dogs (1992), prior to the film we pay respect to comedy legend Jerry Lewis and horror director Toby Hooper. For Our Patreon audience (22 minutes extra), we talk Invaders from Mars, Our first Tarantino’s, Reamkes, Trivia, Cats taking a shit and MORE. For $1, you will get full access

EP 149 – The Final Girls (2015)

August 20, 2017 20:12 - 56 minutes - 56.1 MB

Stoo, Andy & Magic Mike find out what happens when you fuck with the wrong virgin! Yessir! They boys are tackling 2015’s THE FINAL GIRLS. Prior to the review, Andy tells us his thoughts on THE NICE GUYS! ‘belter! Tune in, cheers! For Our Patreon audience (8 minutes extra), we talk “Isn’t it Romantic?”, Game of Thrones, folk getting the shits

EP 148 – The Nice Guys (2016)

August 11, 2017 21:30 - 1 hour - 66.3 MB

So you’re telling me you made a porno where the plot is the point? YES! Stoo  and Mike talk about Shane Blacks 2016 Black Comedy – THE NICE GUYS starring The Gos and The Crowe! Tune in for the banter. For Our Patreon audience (19 minutes extra), we talk, Robocop, that dick kid, extra trivia, extra One Star reviews and a

EP 147 – Dredd (2012)

August 06, 2017 08:40 - 1 hour - 69.4 MB

I AM THE LAW! Stoo, Mike and ANDY come running out from the eighties in an effort to discuss Pete Travis take on 2012’s DREDD starring Karl Urban, Olivia Thrilby AND Lena Headly. For Our Patreon audience (16 minutes extra), we talk more about the trailer for Eli Roth’s DEATH WISH, further directing credits of Pete Travis, Dredd 2, Atomic Blonde

EP 146 – 80’s Season – Road House (1989) + Tango & Cash (1989)

July 27, 2017 22:11 - 1 hour - 120 MB

Alright folks! We’ve made it! We’re at the end of our 80’s Season and we’re leaving it with quite the double bill! We talk about Road House AND Tango & Cash! Canny beat it! For Our Patreon audience (12 minutes extra), we talk more about the late George A. Romero, further directing credits and a wee bit extra banter throughout the

EP 145 – 80’s Season – Coming to America (1988)

July 21, 2017 19:55 - 53 minutes - 54.3 MB

Good morning, my neighbours! Yes, yes! Fuck you too! The royal Podcast is now Published! Stoo and Magic Mike get reacquainted with John Landis once again in our 80’s Season – this week it is; COMING TO AMERICA! For Our Patreon audience (21 minutes extra), we talk more about Eddie Murphys career, John Landis’s directing career and a wee bit extra banter

EP 144 – 80’s Season – The Running Man (1987)

July 14, 2017 21:03 - 56 minutes - 57.1 MB

Alright folks! I hope you leave enough room for our podcast because we’re going to ram it into your ears and break your god-damn mind! YES, that wasn’t a thread – it quote from THE RUNNING MAN! Stoo and Magic continue their 80’s Season with the Arnie classic! There’s nae arguing here. For Our Patreon audience (10 minutes extra), we talk

EP 143 – 80’s Season – Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

July 07, 2017 23:11 - 1 hour - 60.9 MB

Alright folks! We’re back, we heard there some Big Trouble brewing! Stew & Magic Mike continue 80’s Season with the FUCKING CLASSIC; Big Trouble in Little China. For Our Patreon audience (7 minutes extra), we talk more about John Carpenter, movie trivia and Amazon 1 Star Reviews. For $1, you will get full access to this and dozens of other extended episodes,

EP 142 – 80’s Season – Clue (1985)

June 25, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

Alright folks! Prof. Stew Sutherland & Colonel Magic Mike Mustard roll the dice with CLUE! YES!! We are talking about the campy Murder Mystery comedy from 1985 from director Jonathan Lynn starring Tim Curry, Christopher Lloyd and a loads more folk and loads more cleavage!!! For Our Patreon audience (14 minutes extra), we talk about more trailers, Lynns directing career after Clue, Show

EP 141 – 80’s Season – Romancing The Stone (1984)

June 17, 2017 23:21 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

Alright folks! Our 80’s Session is getting straight up romantic this week! Psych! Naw, we’re no hitting the 80’s Rom-Com’s yet – We’ve got the gun touting “P-Hound” Michael Douglas w/ Kathleen Turner and Wee Danny De! Prior to our review of ROMANCING THE STONE (1984) we talk briefly of the passing of ADAM WEST, play a couple of his

EP 140 – 80’s Season – Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983)

June 11, 2017 15:04 - 1 hour - 67.5 MB

Alright Jedi! 80s Season continues w/ Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983). Our 80’s Season will spread across 10 episodes with us covering a movie for each year of that decade. We pick four movies and send it over to our Twitter audience to decide which movie we review next! Be part of the action and follow

EP 139 – 80’s Season – Blade Runner (1982)

June 04, 2017 16:10 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

Alright lads! 80s Season continues w/ BLADE RUNNER. Our 80’s Season will spread across 10 episodes with us covering a movie for each year of that decade. We pick four movies and send it over to our Twitter audience to decide which movie we review next! Be part of the action and follow us on Twitter. Cheers! For Our Patreon audience

EP 138 – 80’s Season – An American Werewolf in London (1981)

May 29, 2017 22:16 - 1 hour - 54.5 MB

Alright lads! 80s Season continues w/ John Landis’s AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON. Before aw that we talk about the passing of SIR ROGER MOORE and Clerks actress LISA SPOONAUER. Our 80’s Season will spread across 10 episodes with us covering a movie for each year of that decade. We pick four movies and send it over to our Twitter

EP 137 – 80’s Season – Caddyshack (1980)

May 21, 2017 22:05 - 58 minutes - 54.9 MB

Welcome to 80’s Season over at Films & Swearing! Once you’ve heard that cat take a crap, you’ll hear the silky smooth audio of Stoo and Magic Mike Christie with their new recording equipment! We feel dead fancy now! Now before we dig into Harold Ramis’s Caddyshack we talk briefly of the sudden passing of FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, KILL

EP 136 – Call of Heroes (2016)

May 14, 2017 22:31 - 1 hour - 64.9 MB

Stoo hops on Skype w/ Podcast on Fire’s TOM KW to talk about Benny Chan’s CALL OF HEROES starring Lau Ching Wan, Louis Koo and Eddie Peng! For Our Patreon audience (7 minutes extra), we talk about Benny Chans career, Andy Lau and a couple bad jokes. For $1, you will get full access to this and dozens of other extended episodes, visit

EP 135 – The ‘Burbs (1989)

May 01, 2017 21:34 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

Happy Mondays! Stoo and Cousin Mike return to talk Joe Dante’s often over looked gem – THE ‘BURBS. NO? ‘Bout a nine on the tension scale, Reub. We cover the movie, Dante’s career, One Star Reviews and a wee blether about Arrow DVD‘s and the days of Global Video. For Our Patreon audience (10 minutes extra), we talk about Dante’s career

EP 134 – Dogma (1999) + Ming Chen Interview

April 24, 2017 21:38 - 1 hour - 72 MB

SNOOTCH THE NOOTCH! Stoo went to Edinburgh Comic Con and had a chance to quiz Comic Book Men star MING CHEN. So it was only right that Stoo and Mike review DOGMA (feat. Ming Chen, for a shot). We talk about what we liked, what we didn’t and exchange our first taste of…Alan? Our extended episode (7 minutes extra) features more

FAS Bonus Pod – Wrestlemania Weekend Review w/ Cousin Mike

April 16, 2017 20:44 - 45 minutes - 44.5 MB

As promised is our WrestleMania review w/ Cousin Mike. It’s a bonus podcast for this week, not focused on films, for the majority anyway. Cousin Mike has returned from his Wrestlemania weekend in Florida so we talk Hall Of Fame , Axxess , Wrestlemania 33 and RAW after Mania . Then a wee blether about ICW and Barramania. Oh aye,

EP 133 – Foxcatcher (2014)

April 09, 2017 23:06 - 1 hour - 87.6 MB

Joining Stoo this week is Mass Moviecide UK’s Trevor! They get the spandex oot and twist the top aff the oil and they’re itching to wres-.. Talk about FOXCATCHER (2014) Our extended episode (10 minutes extra) features more banter about Rouge One: A Star Wars Story, The Netflix Documentary TEAM FOXCATCHER and more One Star Reviews. For $1, you will get full

EP 132 – Logan (2017) & Wrestlemania 33 Preview

March 31, 2017 21:58 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

Stoo and Cousin Mike (From Dusk, Til Dawn & Terminator Genisys) get their claws oot and set in aboot LOGAN from director James Mangold. The conversation continues with our thoughts on Wrestlemania 33. Our extended episode (47 minutes extra) features more banter about Stan Lee, Batman Forever, Deadpool, Trainspotting 2, more One Star Reviews AND FULL Coverage of our Wrestlemania 33 preview, alongside

EP 131 – Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

March 26, 2017 23:26 - 1 hour - 57.5 MB

Stoo and Smithy (MMUK) have bought their tickets and are about to take the ride! There we go! God’s own prototypes. High-powered mutants of some kind never even considered for mass moviecide. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. Our extended episode (10 minutes extra) features more banter about Terry Gillam, Hunter S. Thomson and those One Star Reviews

EP 130 – Train to Busan (2016)

March 02, 2017 23:22 - 1 hour - 71.4 MB

ALL ABOARD! Stoo and Andy take a seat, put on their seatbelts, put the elbows on the table (sorry) and talk Korean Cinema! Our discussion at the start is ALL about our History with Korean Cinema. Ozzy helps with the Spoiler warning and then we’re 9 Cars deep on TRAIN TO BUSAN! Warning – there will be swearing! OH yes!

EP 129 – Jumanji (1995)

February 26, 2017 22:29 - 1 hour - 71.5 MB

Apologises for the late podcast, obstacles of life got in the way! But I hope you all have a listen, even if you’re not Jumanji fans – we do have a good banter on this episode. Patreon extras include a discussion on the lineage of Jumanji; the Childrens books; Zathura, the 2017 Jumanji Reboot. We talk about Dwayne Johnson, Fate

FAS PATREON SAMPLE; Stoo talks 2017 Oscar Noms!

February 26, 2017 13:32 - 6 minutes - 5.04 MB

Here’s the first of our additional Patreon exclusive podcasts being punted on over at; http://www.patreon.com/FASPodcast/ “It’s Oscar night and we’ve no even got our dresses ready for the Red Carpet, Stoo quickly gives out his predication’s for tonights ceremony. REST IN PEACE BILL PAXTON! THE GAME IS NEVER OVER!”

EP128 – Dirty Harry (1971)

February 14, 2017 23:05 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

Awrite Punks! Feeling lucky? You should be – Films And Swearing is now online! WAAAHEY! The podcast was recorded in two sittings, the first ten minutes and the last 20 minutes were recorded in person. The main discussion of the film was recorded on Skype – unfortunately there is some Skype issues so 20% of the discussion comes with additional

EP127 – Enter The Dragon (1973)

February 07, 2017 23:04 - 1 hour - 71.3 MB

What’s our Style? Tune in and find out! In amongst our Enter the Dragon discussion we talk; Blacksploitation, Our history w/ Bruce Lee and what would happen if it was remade for dogs!? Only oan Films And Swearing – A Movie Podcast! Buy That Book – https://www.amazon.co.uk/Enter-Dragon-Mike-Roote/dp/0426134850/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1486324380&sr=1-2&keywords=enter+the+dragon If you want to support of, visit our Patreon page; patreon.com/FASPodcast \m/

EP 126 – The Magnificent Seven (1960) & The Magnificent Seven (2016)

January 29, 2017 21:14 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

Haud your horses and welcome back to the wild west! Stoo and Andy dust off the Versus Podcast for the first time in a year and with good reason! It’s time to compare 1960’s The Magnificent Seven against its 2016 remake. Warning? It’s filthy! The audio and the words spilling out of Andys mouth! PURE Filth! Funny, but filthy –

EP 125 – From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

January 17, 2017 22:26 - 1 hour - 60.8 MB

Stoo, Andy, Cousin Mike & Cousin Mikes Cat (!) settle around a table to discuss Robert Rodriguez’s cult classic; FI DUSK TI DAWN! Mike’s opening reaction sets the tone for the episode – look forward ti the funny. For the full/uncut podcast head on over to patreon.com/FASPodcast for more!

EP 124 – Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

January 10, 2017 23:51 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

A Long time ago, in a Galaxy far far away, twa Scottish folk talk aboot Rogue One for an hour! We’re not experts, we’re not intellectual and we’re not properly Star Wars savy – be gental! Belter!! You can find an extended cut (1h 8m) of this podcast at; http://patreon.com/FASPodcast Spoiler Alert Video – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmKJ08cUOpM Movie Pod Squad – Kung Fu

EP 123 – Films of 2016 w/ Mass Moviecide UK (Deadpool, The Conjuring 2 & Suicide Squad)

December 29, 2016 11:05 - 1 hour - 39 MB

Stoo brings the Films of 2016 to a closure with the boys from Mass Moviecide UK! Spoiler warnings for; Batman VS Superman: Dawn of Justice, Deadpool, Suicide Squad, Eddie the Eagle, Phantasm 5, Yoga Hosers, The Conjuring 2, Batman: The Killing Joke, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out of the Shadows, Independence Day: Resurgence & Captain America: Civil War! Extended

EP 122 – Films of 2016 w/ Mike (The Nice Guys, Bone Tomahawk & The Hateful Eight)

December 16, 2016 23:29 - 1 hour - 112 MB

Stoo returns for another week of Films! Joined by Cousin Mike they discuss the likes of 10 Cloverfield Lane, The Nice Guys and The Hateful Eight! An extended cut (What films we missed, guilty pleasures etc.) of this discussion will be made available on our Patreon Page; http://www.patreon.com/FASPodcast/ Extended Cut includes discussions on; Rogue One, Passenger, Arrival, Free Fire, Hardcore

EP 121 – Films of 2016 w/ Stoo and Andy

December 09, 2016 00:24 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

The Best, the Worst and looking ahead to 2017! If you looking for a teaser of what’s up for discussion – check the post tags for all of the deet’s! We will drop a second episode next week with me and Cousin Mike continuing our chin’wag about the films of 2016! Extended Edition includes discussions on; Doctor Strange, Moana, Rogue One: