Film Fights
136 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 months ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsFilm Fights is a comedy movie review podcast in which two films go head to head in a battle of genre, style, and wit. It's up to hosts Jono and Konrad to wade through each movie's shortcomings and/or glory through mucking about and radical tangents to declare a new champion for each battle. And like most competitor sports, there is drinking, yelling, and sometimes blood.
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031: Battle of the Chuckys (Child's Play)! [Franchise Frenzy]
October 17, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 81.4 MBCaution! Child at Play! Well, 7 of them actually. Film Fights at it again with the 3rd (of 4) Franchise Frenzy of the month in which a different horror film franchise is watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst by your homegrown Film Fighters, Kon ‘n Jon. Chucky’s legacy is discussed with the original trilogy, the wacky Bride/Seed duo, and followed by the Curse/Cult pair. You know what they say - nothing’s more frightening than a child’s laughter! Well, we say that. Tangents i...
Franchise Frenzy: Battle of the Poltergeists!
October 09, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MB**LIVE SHOW! We have our first LIVE SHOW coming up Oct. 30! Read below for deets!** Spooktober continues with Film Fights Franchise Frenzy where each week in October will see a different horror film franchise watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst. Although this franchise was short-lived, the Poltergeist legacy proves to be one that says, “Hey, maybe Godfather had it right; three is the magic number.” But wait, Godfather 3 wasn’t good - it was the worst of the trilo- OOOHHHHH....
#030: Battle of the Poltergeists! [Franchise Frenzy]
October 09, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBSpooktober continues with Film Fights Franchise Frenzy where each week in October will see a different horror film franchise watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst. Although this franchise was short-lived, the Poltergeist legacy proves to be one that says, “Hey, maybe Godfather had it right; three is the magic number.” But wait, Godfather 3 wasn’t good - it was the worst of the trilo- OOOHHHHH. Tangents include: The Andy Serkis Circus, Typewriter The Movie, OvenBed, Beethoven’s...
#029: Battle of the Hellraisers! [Franchise Frenzy]
October 02, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 77.7 MBIt's Spooktober! And the Film Fights Fellows - Kon 'n' Jon - are going all out this month with a special event - Franchise Frenzy! Each week in October will see a different horror film franchise watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst. Kicking things off is the original "torture porn" film series Hellraiser! Although not much torture nor porn to be had. Except when that one lady was effed to death by that guy with a knife strap-on. Wait. That was Se7en. Tangents include: He...
Franchise Frenzy: Battle of the Hellraisers!
October 02, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 77.7 MB**LIVE SHOW! We have our first LIVE SHOW coming up Oct. 30! Read below for deets!** It's Spooktober! And the Film Fights Fellows - Kon 'n' Jon - are going all out this month with a special event - Franchise Frenzy! Each week in October will see a different horror film franchise watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst. Kicking things off is the original "torture porn" film series Hellraiser! Although not much torture nor porn to be had. Except when that one lady was effed to ...
BEST of the Tangents! A Film Fights Clip Show!
September 25, 2022 09:00 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MB**LIVE SHOW! We have our first LIVE SHOW coming up Oct. 30! Read below for deets!** Lovely Spectators! New Spectators! This is not only a carefully curated "Best Of Film Fights" clip show, but a great starting point for new listeners. In this special episode, forget about how Konrad and Jono each pick a movie and pit them together in a brutal grudge match to see which one comes out on top - here, it's all about those delicious nonsensical tangents that Kon 'N Jon go on instead! But d...
Singlie #4: Morbius [April Fool's! It's Actually AvP!]
April 01, 2022 21:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MBApril Fool's! No Morbius here, sorry! Last week was the battle of the films Alien and Predator, and NOW we take a hard painful look at the 2004 movie that brought them together - Alien vs Predator! We know. It was a mean trick. Maybe we'll do Morbius some day, but until then - THIS! Tangents include Milkshakes and Milkshapes; Marinara Trench; The Predator at home, work, and play; and AVP: Alien vs Predator. Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.
FF Singlie #4: Morbius [April Fool's! It's Actually AvP!]
April 01, 2022 21:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MBApril Fool's! No Morbius here, sorry! Last week was the battle of the films Alien and Predator, and NOW we take a hard painful look at the 2004 movie that brought them together - Alien vs Predator! We know. It was a mean trick. Maybe we'll do Morbius some day, but until then - THIS! Tangents include Milkshakes and Milkshapes; Marinara Trench; The Predator at home, work, and play; and AVP: Alien vs Predator. Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.
FF Singlie #4: Morbius
April 01, 2022 21:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MBHe's a doctor? He's a vampire? He's a villain? He's a hero? It's a Spider-Man-Verse/Venom-Verse/Marvel movie? I guess all of those things? Sure! Because Sony is on a roll, baby! Even when they throw everything at the wall and nothing sticks! Let's burn all our money, so we can watch more money burn on screen! Also, how friggin cool is Jared Leto? He's awesome! Tangents include Milkshakes and Milkshapes; Marinara Trench; The Predator at home, work, and play; and AVP: Alien vs Pred...
#028: Alien [1979] vs Predator [1987]
March 27, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBIn space, no one can hear you scream. But in the space of the studio apartment studio, the hunt will soon begin. And we'll be screaming alright. For the best Alien/Hunter film ever! Jon 'n Kon cramp themselves safely in a tiny closet to discuss the classic Ridley Scott film Alien and see how it stacks against the Schwarzenegger blockbuster Predator. And who knows, maybe another horrifying creature makes an appearance in our discussion - a certain Alien Life Force... Tangents include Va...
#041: Alien [1979] vs Predator [1987]
March 27, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBIn space, no one can hear you scream. But in the space of the studio apartment studio, the hunt will soon begin. And we'll be screaming alright. For the best Alien/Hunter film ever! Jon 'n Kon cramp themselves safely in a tiny closet to discuss the classic Ridley Scott film Alien and see how it stacks against the Schwarzenegger blockbuster Predator. And who knows, maybe another horrifying creature makes an appearance in our discussion - a certain Alien Life Force... Tangents include Va...
FF Singlie #3: Texas Chainsaw Massacre [2022]
March 19, 2022 07:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MB[chainsaw sfx] AHHH! Oh no! Look out! It's another one of those Film Fights Singlies! Yuppers, nothing to fear here - just a bunch of laughs with a whole ton of filler. JUST LIKE THIS MOVIE!!! It probably goes without saying that the Family Saw has gotten pretty dull after NINE installments, so there is probably not much hope for a tenth after this butchered beast. But hey! If the movie's a lemon, let yer Film Fighters, Kon 'n Jon, mutilate it til the sour in your mouth has gone sout...
Singlie #3: Texas Chainsaw Massacre [2022]
March 19, 2022 07:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MB[chainsaw sfx] AHHH! Oh no! Look out! It's another one of those Film Fights Singlies! Yuppers, nothing to fear here - just a bunch of laughs with a whole ton of filler. JUST LIKE THIS MOVIE!!! It probably goes without saying that the Family Saw has gotten pretty dull after NINE installments, so there is probably not much hope for a tenth after this butchered beast. But hey! If the movie's a lemon, let yer Film Fighters, Kon 'n Jon, mutilate it til the sour in your mouth has gone sout...
#040: The Batman [2022] vs Batman [1989]
March 12, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBIn a world where silly nicknamed criminals reign supreme, there comes a time for Batboys to become Batmen. Our resident Film Fighters take a look back at how the film game changed for DC's Dark Knight and where it currently lies. Is it better? Is it worse? Will Kon 'n Jon go ham on tangents this time? Or has the Bat caught their tongues? Tune in to find out who best dons the cowl - Keaton or Pattinson! Tangents include Jacks World Championships, Batman's Culinary Skills, Bat Wrestlers...
#027: The Batman [2022] vs Batman [1989]
March 12, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBIn a world where silly nicknamed criminals reign supreme, there comes a time for Batboys to become Batmen. Our resident Film Fighters take a look back at how the film game changed for DC's Dark Knight and where it currently lies. Is it better? Is it worse? Will Kon 'n Jon go ham on tangents this time? Or has the Bat caught their tongues? Tune in to find out who best dons the cowl - Keaton or Pattinson! Tangents include Jacks World Championships, Batman's Culinary Skills, Bat Wrestlers...
#039: Bad Trip vs Jackass
February 27, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBNo description due to freezy coldy weather interruptin' my innernette gosh dang it! Tangents include Teen Wolf Re-quel, Bullfrog Furlong, Woodstock '99, Chooseburger, PETA-bred. Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.
#026: Bad Trip vs Jackass Forever
February 27, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBNo description due to freezy coldy weather interruptin' my innernette gosh dang it! Tangents include Teen Wolf Re-quel, Bullfrog Furlong, Woodstock '99, Chooseburger, PETA-bred. Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.
#039: Bad Trip vs Jackass Forever
February 27, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBNo description due to freezy coldy weather interruptin' my innernette gosh dang it! Tangents include Teen Wolf Re-quel, Bullfrog Furlong, Woodstock '99, Chooseburger, PETA-bred. Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.
Singlie #2: Last Night In Soho
February 19, 2022 11:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MBAnother No-Fight! Which means - Another Singlie! And boy oh boy (or rather girl oh girl) did we have a smash of a time talking about the latest Edgar Wright film, Last Night In Soho starring the wonderfully talented Anya Taylor-Joy and Thomasin McKenzie. Can you guess how much we actually discussed the film versus going on wild and inane tangents? You'd be right! What? Tangents include Jim Carrey, AOL 100 Hours Free!, Malignant for some reason, Dave Coulier, New Movie Posters, Malignan...
FF Singlie #2: Last Night In Soho
February 19, 2022 11:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MBAnother No-Fight! Which means - Another Singlie! And boy oh boy (or rather girl oh girl) did we have a smash of a time talking about the latest Edgar Wright film, Last Night In Soho starring the wonderfully talented Anya Taylor-Joy and Thomasin McKenzie. Can you guess how much we actually discussed the film versus going on wild and inane tangents? You'd be right! What? Tangents include Jim Carrey, AOL 100 Hours Free!, Malignant for some reason, Dave Coulier, New Movie Posters, Malignan...
#025: Malignant vs Old
February 05, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBWhat's worse - getting old or watching Old? It's a Malignant decision. As in, CUT IT OUT! We got there. Looks like Kon n' Jon are taking the fight to camp - Campy Horror Film Camp! Tangents include Tiny Meth, Mr. Night Shamwow's Twistys, Spooky Snapchat Filters, Old Island ad, Fog vs Mist, Robert Devans/Evans. Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.
#038: Malignant vs Old
February 05, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBWhat's worse - getting old or watching Old? It's a Malignant decision. As in, CUT IT OUT! We got there. Looks like Kon n' Jon are taking the fight to camp - Campy Horror Film Camp! Tangents include Tiny Meth, Mr. Night Shamwow's Twistys, Spooky Snapchat Filters, Old Island ad, Fog vs Mist, Robert Devans/Evans. Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.
FF Singlie #1: Spider-Man No Way Home
January 29, 2022 10:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBWelcome to our first Singlie episode! What's a Singlie? It's a silly fancy way of saying single. As in, we discuss just one movie and fight each other. Spider-Man: No Way Home was arguably the best Spider-Man film Marvel has done to date, tying up some loose ends and creating a means to continue on without Spidey's BIGGEST villain - Sony! But what do Kon n' Jon think of this behemoth film? Prolly the same; Check it out! Tangents include Other Movies, Pr0n, Duck Grindr, Mario 2, and Pe...
Singlie #1: Spider-Man No Way Home
January 29, 2022 10:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBWelcome to our first Singlie episode! What's a Singlie? It's a silly fancy way of saying single. As in, we discuss just one movie and fight each other. Spider-Man: No Way Home was arguably the best Spider-Man film Marvel has done to date, tying up some loose ends and creating a means to continue on without Spidey's BIGGEST villain - Sony! But what do Kon n' Jon think of this behemoth film? Prolly the same; Check it out! Tangents include Other Movies, Pr0n, Duck Grindr, Mario 2, and Pe...
#024: Scream (2022) vs. Candyman (2021)
January 22, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBHappy New Year! It's Season 2 for Film Fighters Kon n' Jon, and we are out of the gate with recent reboot sequels (requels?) Scream and Candyman! Both are legacy horror films with legacy characters finding new audiences (and possibly new sequels). While the original films still hold up due to their timeless nature and staying power, which of the newbies will take the title for this match-up? SPOILERS! Tangents include Turtle Wax, Coca-Schmola, the View Askewniverse, Round-A-Bite, and Be...
#037: Scream (2022) vs. Candyman (2021)
January 22, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBHappy New Year! It's Season 2 for Film Fighters Kon n' Jon, and we are out of the gate with recent reboot sequels (requels?) Scream and Candyman! Both are legacy horror films with legacy characters finding new audiences (and possibly new sequels). While the original films still hold up due to their timeless nature and staying power, which of the newbies will take the title for this match-up? SPOILERS! Tangents include Turtle Wax, Coca-Schmola, the View Askewniverse, Round-A-Bite, and Be...
Halloween Spotlight: The Evil Within [with Sarah Tullos]
November 01, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 44 MBIt's Halloween! Why not talk about a spooooky movie. Why is it spooky? Because it's surprisingly good? No. Because it's terribly awful. No. Well, it certainly was ambitious. It's a psychological slasher(?) that took nearly 10 years to make, made by an oil baron's meth addict son who died shortly before it was completed. Yea. It's a very heady piece.
Pancakes #2: Attack of the Outtakes [with Sarah Tullos]
May 21, 2021 10:00 - 15 minutes - 10.7 MBWe had too much fun with special guest Sarah Tullos in the Studio Apartment Studio, so here's what was left on the cutting room floor - Delicious Pancakes! Tullos Style! Intro theme by Math the Band. Background music by Quantic. Outro theme by George Michael.
#034: Attack of the Outtakes: Pancakes With Sarah Tullos!
May 21, 2021 10:00 - 15 minutes - 10.7 MBWe had too much fun with special guest Sarah Tullos in the Studio Apartment Studio, so here's what was left on the cutting room floor - Delicious Pancakes! Tullos Style! Intro theme by Math the Band. Background music by Quantic. Outro theme by George Michael.
#023: Mother's Day [1980] vs Serial Mom
May 14, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 46.6 MBWhat better way to celebrate Mother's Day with movies about mothers. Dangerous mothers! Film Fighters Kon n' Jon are at it again to see which Mom flick has better legs (wolf whistle). You'll think twice before Happy Mother's Daying again ever again! New Back of the Box theme! New Description Soundbed! New sponsors*! Tangents include Subway & the Lunatics, Mumfords and Sons's, Anti-Rape Greeting Cards, Creepshowdown, American Die starring Jason Piggs, Scream Film Theory, Insect Place D...
#033: Mother's Day [1980] vs Serial Mom
May 14, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 46.6 MBWhat better way to celebrate Mother's Day with movies about mothers. Dangerous mothers! Film Fighters Kon n' Jon are at it again to see which Mom flick has better legs (wolf whistle). You'll think twice before Happy Mother's Daying again ever again! New Back of the Box theme! New Description Soundbed! New sponsors*! Tangents include Subway & the Lunatics, Mumfords and Sons's, Anti-Rape Greeting Cards, Creepshowdown, American Die starring Jason Piggs, Scream Film Theory, Insect Place D...
#032: Attack the Block vs Mars Attacks [with Sarah Tullos]
May 07, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBZap! Ka-Boom! Snarl! It's a alien freakout invasion y'all! Thankfully we have special guest Sarah Tullos to help us get to the bottom of which is the superior alien race. Barking brainful Martians or pure black blind beasts with luminous teeth? Or maybe we'll just talk about John Boyega a whole bunch. Or argue about Whataburger with or without cheese. Tangents include Charcuterie Pronunciations, Elon Musk, Apartment Mortgage, Accent Tryouts, a David Bowie Drum Solo, Ducks!, Pollux S...
#022: Attack the Block vs Mars Attacks [with Sarah Tullos]
May 07, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBZap! Ka-Boom! Snarl! It's a alien freakout invasion y'all! Thankfully we have special guest Sarah Tullos to help us get to the bottom of which is the superior alien race. Barking brainful Martians or pure black blind beasts with luminous teeth? Or maybe we'll just talk about John Boyega a whole bunch. Or argue about Whataburger with or without cheese. Tangents include Charcuterie Pronunciations, Elon Musk, Apartment Mortgage, Accent Tryouts, a David Bowie Drum Solo, Ducks!, Pollux S...
#031: Richie Rich vs Blank Check
April 30, 2021 17:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBWho's the REAL richest kid in all the land? Macaulay Culkin or Blank Check kid? Find out this week as Kon n Jon goof about and NOT talk about the movies again and vote for Richie Rich to win because Jono has a crush or something! Also! Jacket Studding! Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band
#021: Richie Rich vs Blank Check
April 30, 2021 17:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBWho's the REAL richest kid in all the land? Macaulay Culkin or Blank Check kid? Find out this week as Kon n Jon goof about and NOT talk about the movies again and vote for Richie Rich to win because Jono has a crush or something! Also! Jacket Studding! Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band
#020: Return of the Killer Tomatoes vs Gingerdead Man
April 23, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MBTime for dinner. Yum yum dum dum. Eat up or dead up. Hungry for death. All of these rejected taglines and more do not describe either of the films discussed in this week's episode. All we get is moldy Tomato Bread. Enjoy... if you dare! Intro/Outro by Math the Band.
#030: Return of the Killer Tomatoes vs Gingerdead Man
April 23, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MBTime for dinner. Yum yum dum dum. Eat up or dead up. Hungry for death. All of these rejected taglines and more do not describe either of the films discussed in this week's episode. All we get is moldy Tomato Bread. Enjoy... if you dare! Intro/Outro by Math the Band.
#029: Cool World vs Monkeybone
April 16, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 54.5 MBNo description due to being sucked into our own created world and running amok. Tangents include Spice Girls, Ishtar, Feet Locker, and Frank Sinatra's Jr's! Plus! Guess the Budget makes a return! Trivia! 18 minutes, 32 seconds in when Konrad says "50 years!" thunder did actually strike at that moment, but it barely picked up on the mic, so Future Jono sweetened the audio by going back in time and standing on top of the building with a Rodecaster Shotgun Boom to record the sound in IRL. ...
#019: Cool World vs Monkeybone
April 16, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 54.5 MBNo description due to being sucked into our own created world and running amok. Tangents include Spice Girls, Ishtar, Feet Locker, and Frank Sinatra's Jr's! Plus! Guess the Budget makes a return! Trivia! 18 minutes, 32 seconds in when Konrad says "50 years!" thunder did actually strike at that moment, but it barely picked up on the mic, so Future Jono sweetened the audio by going back in time and standing on top of the building with a Rodecaster Shotgun Boom to record the sound in IRL. ...
From Justin to Chili's Too [Tangent Mini]
April 01, 2021 00:00 - 22 minutes - 15.4 MBAre you hungry? Hungry for an American Idol film? Hungry for questionable food that may or may not be edible? Hungry for a tangent that completely overshadows the movie we're supposed to be talking about? Resident Film Fighters, Jono and Konrad, had a battle prepared but got lost on their way to Spring Break or some other explanation that justifies this mini. Konrad's 'Chili's Too Guy' (official name) makes a reprise in this week's episode with some food(?) specials to pair perfectly wi...
#028: From Justin to Chili's Too [Tangent Mini]
April 01, 2021 00:00 - 22 minutes - 15.4 MBAre you hungry? Hungry for an American Idol film? Hungry for questionable food that may or may not be edible? Hungry for a tangent that completely overshadows the movie we're supposed to be talking about? Resident Film Fighters, Jono and Konrad, had a battle prepared but got lost on their way to Spring Break or some other explanation that justifies this mini. Konrad's 'Chili's Too Guy' (official name) makes a reprise in this week's episode with some food(?) specials to pair perfectly wi...
#017: Encino Man vs. Blast From the Past
March 24, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBIt's time to go back, Marty. Back to the Fraser! It's fish-out-of-water (not really but sorta time travel, too? Time capsule? One of those.) Fraser movies this week pitting together the classic(?) Encino Man and forgettable(?) Blast From the Past. Definitely some pros and Kons. Konrad will be there. He always is. And Jono too. Tangents include Divorced With Children, Stair Bed, Hot Dr. Pepper with Dick Clark, Alicia Silverstone's jabroni agent, Seinfeld Casting, and Pizza Steak. Th...
#027: Encino Man vs. Blast From the Past
March 24, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBIt's time to go back, Marty. Back to the Fraser! It's fish-out-of-water (not really but sorta time travel, too? Time capsule? One of those.) Fraser movies this week pitting together the classic(?) Encino Man and forgettable(?) Blast From the Past. Definitely some pros and Kons. Konrad will be there. He always is. And Jono too. Tangents include Divorced With Children, Stair Bed, Hot Dr. Pepper with Dick Clark, Alicia Silverstone's jabroni agent, Seinfeld Casting, and Pizza Steak. Th...
#026: One Crazy Summer vs Better Off Dead
March 12, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBOur Top Spectator chose the battle this week! It's a Cusack/Holland joint about wild adventures, crazy "teens", and Sir Eel situations! Which of these absurd comedy classics will come out on top? You decide! Or actually, we'll decide, and you listen. Tangents include cerealism, Doc Brown auditions, and bad French accents! Intro/Outro by Math the Band.
#016: One Crazy Summer vs Better Off Dead
March 12, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBOur Top Spectator chose the battle this week! It's a Cusack/Holland joint about wild adventures, crazy "teens", and Sir Eel situations! Which of these absurd comedy classics will come out on top? You decide! Or actually, we'll decide, and you listen. Tangents include cerealism, Doc Brown auditions, and bad French accents! Intro/Outro by Math the Band.
Pancakes #1: Season 1 Outtakes
February 23, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MBHey everyone! Hope you're all safe during this recent freeze/blackout roll. Your resident Film Fighters, Konrad and Jono were not able to get together this week. OR LAST WEEK! So we threw together our first true Outtakes mini full of funny make 'em ups and break 'em ups. It's PANCAKES! Enjoy. Also, our good friend Tabitha Parker shows up at some point. It's canon, now. Intro Theme by Math the Band. Soundbed by Quantic. Pinhead Outro by Thee Headcoatees.
#025: Pancakes Volume 1 [Outtakes Mini]
February 23, 2021 08:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MBHey everyone! Hope you're all safe during this recent freeze/blackout roll. Your resident Film Fighters, Konrad and Jono were not able to get together this week. OR LAST WEEK! So we threw together our first true Outtakes mini full of funny make 'em ups and break 'em ups. It's PANCAKES! Enjoy. Also, our good friend Tabitha Parker shows up at some point. It's canon, now. Intro Theme by Math the Band. Soundbed by Quantic. Pinhead Outro by Thee Headcoatees.
#015: My Boyfriend's Back vs Once Bitten
February 19, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBIt's our Valentine's Day episode (coming in late due to power outages from Winter Storm Uri) that pits two classic rom-com horror flicks in this week's brutal grudge match. Who will take away the non-existent championship this week? Zombie? Or Vampire? Either way, you're sure to be spooked by this special episode. By all the "great" acting! Tangents include Lon Lon Milk Ad, Tommy Wiseau's Lion King, Screensaver Fights, and Buddy Bart! Intro/Outro by Math the Band. Additional music by...
#024: My Boyfriend's Back vs Once Bitten
February 19, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBIt's our Valentine's Day episode (coming in late due to power outages from Winter Storm Uri) that pits two classic rom-com horror flicks in this week's brutal grudge match. Who will take away the non-existent championship this week? Zombie? Or Vampire? Either way, you're sure to be spooked by this special episode. By all the "great" acting! Tangents include Lon Lon Milk Ad, Tommy Wiseau's Lion King, Screensaver Fights, and Buddy Bart! Intro/Outro by Math the Band. Additional music by...
#023: The House That Jack Built [Spotlight Mini]
February 09, 2021 09:00 - 40 minutes - 28 MBJono: Konrad? Konrad: I'm here, Jono. Jono: I don't feel good, Konrad. There's a sour taste in my mouth. Konrad: You want me to show you the way to the next Whiskey Bar? Jono: Yes. Yes, Konrad. Verily! Lots of drinking. Lots of singing. Lots of sinking! Plus a surprise visit from an old acquaintance! Intro/Outro by Math the Band. Band From Can song by CTRL X CTRL V.