Film Critters Processes
108 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 11 ratingsFilm Critters Processes is the podcast version of Film Critters, a video essay series on Youtube about movies! Processes is where we talk about current releases, whether it be blockbusters, trash horrors, "Netflix originals", international festival favorites, and never, ever, Marvel Cinematic Universe pieces. It's like talking about a movie outside the theater with your friends!
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Spiral | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
June 02, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB!! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions around police violence, racism, gore, extreme violence, death ] Do you wanna play a game? You have spent your life watching Saw movies. Now Saw expert Jae Bearhat and Saw hater Barroo will make sure you never take them for granted ever again. You have just over an hour to hear them bullshit about brand synergy, torture methods, and hating cops. If you do not, the explosive device planted within this mp3 file will detonate. The clock is ticking, listener....
Mortal Kombat | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
May 27, 2021 16:44 - 36 minutes - 32.4 MB!! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions of violence, racism mention ] Hey why don't you Get over here :) :) and listen to Barroo and Jae Test their might :) to see if the brand new Mortal Kombat movie is a Flawless victory :) :) :) or a Fatality :) :) I hjave literally never played a video game in my life Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch
SIFF 2021 (11 Movie Special) | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
April 29, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBJoin the discord! discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: homelessness, poverty, violence against women, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, imperialism, drug abuse, child abuse ] We "went" to the 2021 Seattle International Film Festival LIVE from the comfort of our own homes, using the latest in computer streaming technology to report on ELEVEN of the hottest most specifically interesting to us movies we could find... and so obviously there's a LOT to talk about. Strap in for an exhaust...
I Care A Lot + Me You Madness | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
April 03, 2021 19:54 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBListen. You HAVE to take into consideration the three G's: girlboss, gaslight and gatekeep. Oh yeah, and grandma. We watched elder abuse moral tale I Care A Lot and the utterly unexplainable Me You Madness. !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions of elder abuse, misogyny, sexual assault ] Me You Madness discussion begins at 29:30
Monster Hunter & Run Hide Fight | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
March 23, 2021 18:30 - 1 hour - 53.9 MBblacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# Join the discord! discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: death, mass shootings, right wing terrorism ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/y4pfFw2ECdU Perhaps the true monster.... is filmmakers. This week, we explore the latest opuses (opii? opusses?) in wifeguy cinema & right-wing flopaganda with a unique double feature-- Paul WS Anderson's Monster Hunter and Kyle Rankin's Run Hide Fight (as presented by Ben Shapiro outlet The Daily Wire). First off, we get in...
Willy's Wonderland & Saint Maud | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
February 24, 2021 18:00 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MBhttps://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: rape, suicide ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/Fjj0CEA7CMI These days, visiting the ol' virtual cinematheque can be a real mixed bag. Maybe you get a kinda shitty SEO-aggregated movie about animatronics. Maybe you get a pretty good exploration of religion, desire, and mental illness. Life is one big slot machine, and you're the putz pulling the lever. Thankfully, we're here to help, by...
Promising Young Woman | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
February 09, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBhttps://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: rape, statuatory rape, suicide, murder, violence against women ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/pJMQXFdea1A What happens when an oxford grad, a bunch of celebrity slarlets, and late capitalism come together? Viewer, we may have the answer. This time we chat about Promising Young Woman, and try to determine how promising it really is! If you liked this movie I'm sorry in advance Barroo...
Koko-di Koko-da | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
January 29, 2021 18:00 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBhttps://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions about child death, torture ] AUDIO ONLY VERSION: Another Scandinavian feature, this time we talk about a small-scale film about grief, parenthood, relationships, and getting tortured repeatedly by carnies I guess. What if Looper was like...fucked up? Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch...
Another Round | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
January 09, 2021 18:00 - 37 minutes - 34 MBhttps://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions about alcoholism & addiction ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/VNn_PZKotw0 Hallo! All the way from Denmark, we have the new Thomas Vinterberg flick Another Round, where all of our Scandinavian faves have just a completely and utterly normal time with alcohol. Please do not drive or operate heavy machinery while listening to this episode. Barroo can be found at http://www.tw...
Top 5s of 2020 | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES (?)
December 22, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 91.4 MBhttps://www.gofundme.com/f/armthegirls https://blacksocialists.us/resource-guide https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# DISCORD: https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ [ cw: discussions around racism, misogyny, ableism, mental illness, rape, incest, also barroo drops the f slur ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/WJKuAXm_XEs Almost there, folks. We're almost to 2021. Not that, y'know, flipping the calendar is going to make any major difference to our material conditions in this turd of a year, but it's t...
Happiest Season | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
December 15, 2020 23:04 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MBhttps://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions around homophobia ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/A_Gz4XnlO2c It's the most happiest time of the year! Time to deck your yuletide halls and merrily welcome a gift basket of just really really dogshit media. This time, it's lesbians! Wait, what the hell is this movie even called again? Oh, whatever. We watched Lesbian Christmas and had a great time picking apart the leftove...
Possessor | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
December 15, 2020 23:04 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MBhttps://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions around murder of children, assassinations, MK ultra, drugs ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/gz4IvqP3Q8I Have u ever been Possessor'd? Jae and Barroo chat about Son of Cronenberg's new feature and its genre trappings, stylistic idiosyncracies and its weird connection to historical events. Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at ...
His House | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
December 15, 2020 23:04 - 41 minutes - 38 MBhttps://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions around xenophobia, racism, civil war, trauma ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/pXUyBE2H3Tw There's something in the walls...the walls of your MIND. And guess what: it's trauma. This episode, Jae and Barroo flap their gums about the newest Netflix haunted house film His House! How many ghosts can one house hold? What's the problem with doing a little remodeling? When's the las...
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
November 14, 2020 21:02 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MBhttps://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions of child sex trafficking, racism, misogyny, antisemitism ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/604RFuozb1E Hahahahaahahaha my wife hahahahahaha my namea Borat hahahahaha very nice I like how much hahahahahahaahaha help hahahahaha a curse has been placed upon me hahahahahah I can't stop laughing at funny Borat Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybab...
There Is No Evil | CIFF SPECIAL #3 | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
November 09, 2020 20:27 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MBhttps://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ [ cw: discussions around death, executions, the military, the state ] JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/p7Fh8fq !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/MkfIQiGWn7M We're in Chicago!! The big apple!! The windy bitch!!! Or at least we are there...virtually. Join us for the first in a series of episodes examining the programming for the 56th Chicago International Film Festival. For our third feature, we checked out Golden Bear winner There Is No E...
Days | CIFF SPECIAL #2 | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
October 30, 2020 18:51 - 33 minutes - 31 MBJOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/p7Fh8fq https://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/6FB7sMlImFE We're in Chicago!! The big apple!! The windy bitch!!! Or at least we are there...virtually. Join us for the first in a series of episodes examining the programming for the 56th Chicago International Film Festival. Second up, we took a look at Tsai Ming Liang's amazing film (or, really, *experience*) Days, a very serene and bittersweet work that we can'...
Careless Crime | CIFF SPECIAL #1 | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
October 24, 2020 18:29 - 38 minutes - 34.8 MBJOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/p7Fh8fq https://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions around mass death, revolution, arson, violence ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/jHp6ck7uuVg We're in Chicago!! The big apple!! The windy bitch!!! Or at least we are there...virtually. Join us for the first in a series of episodes examining the programming for the 56th Chicago International Film Festival. First on our list is Iranian psycho-drama-thriller Careless Crime, a fict...
Spree & Cuties | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
October 05, 2020 19:15 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBhttps://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ WATCH CUTIES: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/cuties/402660237 !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions of rape, pedophilia, sex trafficking, violence against women, homophobia, violence against the homeless, Qanon, Elliott Rodger, serial killers ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/VzCEU5jxLdo Cuties discussion begins at 38:40 There are no ethical movies under late capitalism. Join us for a uhhhh spirited discussion about some controversial feature films about murderi...
TENET + i'm thinking of ending things | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
September 22, 2020 18:13 - 1 hour - 77.9 MBhttps://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions involving the Covid pandemic, depression, suicide, body horror, violence against women ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/x6d3ys2FE7U i'm thinking of ending things talk starts at 44:23 Are u ready for some cerebral cinema. Strap in for us to EXPLAIN the SHIT out of some brainy films for smart people. U might not get this unless you were a gifted kid. These are movies you DEFINITELY gotta watch twice! Is it obvious yet that...
She Dies Tomorrow & House of Hummingbird | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
September 05, 2020 16:54 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBhttps://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ WATCH: House of Hummingbird https://www.wellgousa.com/films/house-of-hummingbird She Dies Tomorrow https://neonrated.com/films/she-dies-tomorrow !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions around anxiety, suicidality, drugs, abuse ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/r8bt4rd24wQ What if u knew u were gonna die. Oh wait u do? Oh.....well anyway we watched She Dies Tomorrow! Plus we also checked out House of Hummingbird, which is a little bit more, y'know, about the sym...
Miss Juneteenth & Tito | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
August 15, 2020 17:17 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBhttps://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ WATCH: Miss Juneteenth https://vimeo.com/search/ondemand?q=Miss+Juneteenth Tito http://www.factorytwentyfive.com/tito/ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions around racism, economic inequality, domestic violence, sex work, codependency, mental illness, physical deformity, sexual violence, pornography ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/v1wITS5a1lE Independent movies! We love 'em. CAN'T get enough of 'em. This week, we've got two films about inequality and the so...
Relic / The Beach House / Host | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
August 08, 2020 18:20 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB!! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions of body horror, decay, family death ] WATCH: Relic (2020): https://www.relicthemovie.com/tickets/ The Beach House (2019): https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/the-beach-house/0a4bb23a28d2c2c4 Host (2020): https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/host/b89c77f392b1c5e8 VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/k0HOfG4gYf0 Three movies?! That's too damn many movies!!!! Since we're in quarantine anyway, we've taken it upon ourselves to shovel as many movies as possible down ...
Murder Death Koreatown | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
July 19, 2020 16:27 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBhttps://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions around racism, mental illness ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/hZBxU-F6E28 Murder. Death. Koreatown. What do these three things have in common? They are all in....the name........of a movie.....which we watched. We take a look at a found footage artifact from the "deep" "internet" and discuss narcissistic obsession, the process of othering, and which types of garages are safe to break into in the dead of night. Watch out!...
Artemis Fowl | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
July 12, 2020 17:32 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MBhttps://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions around racism, colonialism, body horror ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/nh4n5KBMrBQ Fuck you. Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critters on Patreon and get videos a week early + bonus content http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters
Bacurau | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
July 03, 2020 18:29 - 56 minutes - 51.3 MBhttps://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions around racism, murder, war, imperialism, violence against women and children ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/wmasIPJBBQw Welcome to Bacurau enjoy your stay don't let the water truck driver kick you in the ass on the way out! We took a look at one of the best movies of the year and expanded it into a conversation on white imperialism, fail coups, and when is the right time to tell those out-of-towners that they should REA...
The Wretched + A Good Woman Is Hard To Find | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
June 21, 2020 19:12 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MBhttps://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions of violence against women & children ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/bIIqc4oBdAA More like It's Wretched! More like A Good Movie Is Hard To Find! OK now that the dunks are out of the way scroll back up because I promise we have more nuanced takes than that please PLEASE http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog
Never Rarely Sometimes Always + Clementine | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
June 21, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 56 MBhttps://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions around reproductive rights, sexual assault against teenagers, misogyny ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/3hYRo7O4J38 Howdy! This week, we took a look at two recent films -- a stunning portrait of two small-town girls on a mission called Never Rarely Sometimes Always (2020) and juicy lesbian drama Clementine (2020). If you've ever smoked a joint in your ex's lakehouse or bussed into the city as an arrogant teen only to fin...
tfwnogf | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
June 14, 2020 17:31 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBhttps://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/18y0_2wm85L113fVWYdgljq9uuIlmlbl3 [ cw: discussions around violence, misogyny, racism, hate groups, class warfare, at one point Jae says the phrase "my ex roommates invited someone over from /r9k/" and i think that in and of itself is worth a content warning ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/D_euYQsT5hs We all know that feel. That feel when......no gf. We...
Sorry We Missed You | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
May 08, 2020 17:34 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MB!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/fXCzuINAz2M Need to listen in on a venting sesh about the past two decades of absolute economic insecurity? Wanna hear about a good movie that damns the gig economy to hell where it belongs? Finally some good fucking news....we're here to discuss Ken Loach's heartbreaking Sorry We Missed You Barroo can be found at www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critters on Patreon and get v...
Cuck (2019) & Adam (2019) | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
April 21, 2020 18:44 - 1 hour - 57.2 MB[ cw: misogyny / homophobia / transphobia / violence / radicalization / ableism / sexual predation / slurs / unhealthy power dynamics / gender & race-based violence / The L Word mention ] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/yoldahpzV-I OK I'm gonna be honest I watched these two back to back and the whiplash made me forget my own name and date of birth for a solid like 12 hours. Listen to us pick over some of the more insane artifacts to come out of the weird trash fire of 2019! ...
The Invisible Man & The Hunt | | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
April 03, 2020 20:18 - 1 hour - 73.6 MB!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/-y44EOK3XuA Stop gaslighting yourself! Stop gaslighting yourself! Stop gaslighting yourself! We're here to process two stories about obfuscation and the political invisibility of the elite, The Hunt and The Invisible Misible. No I will not stop calling it that thank you. Barroo can be found at www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critters on Patreon and get videos a week early + ...
Portrait of a Lady on Fire | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
April 02, 2020 22:50 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MB!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/q2RyoJZgpZM What Portrait of a Lady on Fire tells us about "the Gaze": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMUC584ppNQ Nary a week from international Women's Day, we're here to talk about another dour lesbian drama. Is it true that lesbians are the only people who should be allowed to make movies? Jae and Barroo investigate the premise. Barroo can be found at www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch ...
Sonic the Hedgehog & Birds of Prey | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
April 02, 2020 22:50 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MB!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/hKl9WiC4C_c Sometimes, the movies are all about having fun, and what's more fun than a road-tripping video game protag buddy cop jaunt and a coke-snorting clown breakup comedy? Can you truly say you have had more fun in your life than Jim Carrey wildly gesticulating obsessiveness over a mythical blue hedgehog? Have you fulfilled yourself as wholly and completely as Mary Elizabeth Winstead revenge-stabbing a mobster in a tube slide? Barroo can ...
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker and CATS | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
February 13, 2020 18:27 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MB!! SPOILERS !! Video version: https://youtu.be/CpgL6gAzJis Star Wars! Chewbacca, right? Lando, haha hell yeah Lando! Ok enough. ENOUGH. Now we must talk about the Rum Tum Tugger. I implore you to consider the Magical Mister Mistoffelees. It is absolutely imperative that you take some time in your day to spare a thought for Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat. Barroo can be found at www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critters on ...
Uncut Gems | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
January 13, 2020 23:09 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MB!! SPOILERS !! Video version: https://youtu.be/uB3M_oDODjk 1 star. Who even thought of this movie. What a waste of my freakin time. I brought my children Tadler and Breerbford to see it and they did not laugh ONCE. Adam Sandler has really fallen off since Jack & Jill. Barroo can be found at www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critters on Patreon and get videos a week early + bonus content www.patreon.com/filmcritters
Doctor Sleep & Charlie's Angels | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
December 21, 2019 13:47 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/UydU2H_zuJk After eating that movie theater popcorn checking out those blockbuster hits, why don't you stop in with your microwave popcorn to listen to us chat about Doctor Sleep and Charlie's Angels (2019). Never stop eating popcorn. Popcorn is your only diet now. All food groups are now popcorn. There is no escape. Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Su...
Processing THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019) | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
November 15, 2019 21:02 - 1 hour - 76 MB!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/VwaqV4t-bao HARK!!! Ye merry sailors, sailettes, and theylors. We saw The Lighthouse and had a proper rollick. Why the FUCK did people in the past talk like that. If I lived in the past, I would simply talk normal, and not like an idiot. Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critters on Patreon and get videos a week early + bonus content https:...
Processing PARASITE | 기생충 (2019) | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
November 11, 2019 17:57 - 1 hour - 88 MB!! SPOILERS !! [[ cw: literally this whole shit is about the debilitating effects of poverty and nobody can blame u if u don't wanna hear that shit right now ]] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/0SSPnhEaZaY What's our one word review of Parasite? Yes. What's our two word review of Parasite? Yes It'sareallygoodmovie. What's our 1 hour 36 minute conversational kneejerk reactions to the 2019 Palme D'Or winning breakout hit Parasite directed by Bong Joon-Ho? Scroll up, pal. The show's up there. D...
Child's Play (2019) + Toy Story 4 | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
October 27, 2019 18:09 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB[[ cw: yes we talk about John Lasseter ]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSv4scZJIRw Our Small Soldiers special! We don't know who these movies were for but they weren't for us! With all due respect to Aubrey Plaza and Brian Tyree Henry. Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critters on Patreon and get videos a week early + bonus content https://www.patreon.co...
Joker (2019) + Give Me Liberty (2019) | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
October 27, 2019 18:08 - 1 hour - 74.4 MB[[cw: discussions about pedophilia, classism, racism, poverty, disability, suicide, police violence, mass shootings, mass murder, several real life violent events....... having a normal one over here in America ]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/rzssefbKSQQ We sat down to talk about a film that portrayed a really heartfelt dialogue about class solidarity, access to healthcare resources, protest, and family. Oh, yeah, and we also watched Joker, I fuckin guess. Barroo can be fo...
Midsommar Director's Cut | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
October 05, 2019 17:12 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MB[[cw: discussions of family trauma, mental illness, pedophilia, nazism ]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZT_UhoO_mE Jae and Barroo had the privilege to check out the extended Director's Cut of Midsommar. How was it? How does it compare to the theatrical cut? Just how many more frames of a caved in skull are there? All these questions and more answered on this episode of Film Critters Processes! Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Be...
It Chapter Two | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
September 17, 2019 18:41 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB[[cw: discussions of homophobic violence, racism, classism, violence against children]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/_4eIngIIJ94 We simply MUST address the clown. In this episode, we tackle the Stranger-Things-ification of big media and how that affects your neighbor's favorite million dollar intellectual property! How does a new interpretation of an old not-so-classic stand up? Find out! Here! Now! Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can...
Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling and Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
September 15, 2019 02:14 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MB!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/ViuO6qRp7Go We went mildly off-brand to discuss something very important to us: cartoons! Join us as we take you back to the far-flung era of 90 and reminisce on getting older family members to buy you comics by "the Invader Zim guy" sight unseen. TIMECODES Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling 1:25 Invader Zim: Enter The Florpus 17:07 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fu...
The Farewell (2019) & Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
August 30, 2019 18:37 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MB!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/jqom6yiC_kA We watched universally likable family dramedy The Farewell and middling Del Toro side project Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. "Tune in" to figure out what the hell (fuck? can you say fuck in PG13 movies?) we thought! The Farewell: 0:49 Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark: 19:27 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critters on Pat...
Midsommar | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
July 28, 2019 16:22 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB[[ cw: trauma, dead parents, racism, ableism, violence, sexual violence, suicide, literally the whole entire 9 yards of rough shit ]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/NH_h8yKvv4A From the far-flung mountains of Hårga, Ari Aster brings us a fanciful storybook fable about....codependency, coping mechanisms, and how you should probably look into CBT (the brain one not the sex one). Join us as we traipse this beautiful landscape and witness classical tales woven of heterosexuali...
The Blair Witch Project (1999) | FILM CRITTERS THROWS IT BACK
July 13, 2019 17:30 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBVIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/KZXKAaBgpr0 Support Film Critters on Patreon and get videos a week early + bonus content https://www.patreon.com/filmcritters This week on our (usually) Patreon-exclusive throwback film review series Film Critters Throws It Back, we were joined by comics luminary Cate Wurtz to talk shop on the lasting influence and filmmaking quality of found footage cult hit The Blair Witch Project. Is it, as they say in the biz, good actually? #FuckTheRazzies Cate Wurtz ca...
Godzilla: King of the Monsters + Detective Pikachu | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
June 16, 2019 18:51 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MB[[ CW: we talk about Pokémon's weird psychosexual history a lot in this episode. also, dad stuff ]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/qDYOCBbc-gI FOR THE ALGORITHM......we snacked on some junk-food movies and it turns out....they weren't very filling! :) Listen to us goss about Godzilla: King of the Monsters and Pokémon: Detective Pikachu in this two-fer episode! Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussy...
High Life (2019) + The Wind (2019) | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
June 14, 2019 18:06 - 48 minutes - 44 MB[[ CW: discussions of sexual violence, body horror ]] !! SPOILERS !! Video version: https://youtu.be/u8TYe_GzK1U Art. Is it good? Does it exist? Are these movies that? We think so. Join us for a chat about some of the more interesting film contenders to come out this year! Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critters on Patreon and get videos a week early + bonus content https://www.patre...
Us (2019) Review & Reactions | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
April 11, 2019 15:49 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB[[ CW: discussions of racism, ableism, classism and trauma ]] !! SPOILERS !! Video version: https://youtu.be/rbn06RMyL5Y Sigh....hunky dad Winston Duke.... We were joined by our friend Greg to talk about the new hit horror sensation sophomore success from Jordan Peele, Us! We bicker over theories, we get Serious, and then we get not so serious. And perhaps along the way we find out....who Us really was all along.... Greg can be found at http://www.twitter.com/jetgreguar Barroo can be foun...
Greta + Climax | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
March 29, 2019 16:50 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MB[[ CW: Discussions of rape, violence, incest, drugs, queerphobia, racism, xenophobia, etc...........fuck you Noé ]] !! SPOILERS ALSO !! Video version available here: https://youtu.be/XovkP0C2m50 Today, we regret to inform you that we watched Greta and Climax. Listen in to see what we thought! Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critters on Patreon and get videos a week early + bonus conte...