F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
319 episodes - English - Latest episode: 22 days ago - ★★★★★ - 14 ratingsWelcome to F*ck Buddies (@Fck_Buddies), the dating and sex advice podcast setting out to smash toxic masculinity and rape culture. We're here to answer all of your sticky, sexy questions! With hosts Dain Miller (@TheDainiac) and Niall Spain (@NiallSpain). Submit your questions by e-mailing [email protected]!
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Episodes
Episode 162 - First Date Poo Crimes
November 08, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 117 MBBefore you do anything, take a second and think to yourself, "Hey. Did this happen in Dumb and Dumber?" Topics include a really crappy first date, having the basic essentials of being an adult, a boggling bedtime invitation, mutual masturbation empowerment, a not-so suspicious work place friendship, addressing the construct that is virginity and the made-up science of dating.
Episode 161 - Closure Letter Guy
November 01, 2021 14:00 - 57 minutes - 106 MBIt doesn't matter how scathing or witty you think you were, everyone's going to laugh at your letter, dude. Topics include ghosting expectations, the most genuine laughter is fake laughter, should you stay or should you go, writing a closure letter and why it's a bad idea, chasing the wrong kind of love, valuing your time and effort and a new batch of dating profiles.
Episode 160 - Attic Box for Mind Games
October 25, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 117 MBThere are two things you don't want to do rummage through my secret attic box or piss me off and you've just done both. Topics include dealing with a flat-earther, an artistic proposition, having your secret attic box discovered full of your really cool mind games, breast insecurities, an embarrassing "knee-jerk" reaction, being comfortable with alternative means of climax and, as usual, a new batch of dating profiles.
Episode 159 - Bathe in Your You Goo
October 18, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 120 MBGet your pen and paper ready, folks! At the end of the podcast we have a fun test that's actually not and actually sucks a lot. Topics include why Tinder is the worst dating app, what you need to know for dating in 2021, competing with literally every man in the world, the boundaries of sharing photos you've sent your partner, not-so secretly watching porn during sex and a fresh batch of online dating profiles to critique.
Episode 158 - It‘s CaptivUS, Not CapitvAS (feat. Angel Russell)
October 11, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 130 MBI hope you've got room in your fear vocabulary because we're about to add a whole bunch of new entries. This week, we're joined by Angel Russell, our friend from sex supersite Tickle.Life who generously sourced every question for the entire episode. Topics include a Freaky Friday gender swap, a literal sticky situation for your penis, the most complicated way to get pregnant, a going Dutch deal breaker, helping a friend with a pregnancy. Be sure to check out https://www.tickle.life/index....
Episode 157 - First Date Nude Swap
October 04, 2021 14:00 - 52 minutes - 96 MBAfter a month of the most chaotic recording schedule we've ever had, we're finally settling back into our proper rhythm, so sit back and expand your brains with this week's dose of dating and sex advice. Topics include the 1-10 hottest scale, how much space do you give when they need space, sharing your ex's nudes with your first date, how to be hit in the face with literally every red flag ever, looking for intimacy through sex and a whole new slew of dating profiles.
Episode 156 - Lunchroom Romeo
September 27, 2021 14:00 - 59 minutes - 110 MBImagine the world we could live in if you used your statistics powers for good instead of evil. Fearing we haven't been answering a whole lot of questions lately, we bring another rapid-fire session to clear Niall's question backlog. Topics include a romance born in blackout, a hiking adventure with an ex, break-up responsibilities, crunching the cafeteria romance numbers, suspicious step-sister sports bra, an anti-vax ultimatum and, as usual, a new batch of Tinders.
Episode 155 - Drake is a Garbage Human
September 20, 2021 14:00 - 59 minutes - 109 MBI'll say it here, so that there is both written and recorded evidence, but I would fight Drake in the ring for the honour of all of Toronto. Topics include when you're not invited to your girlfriend's cool parties, missing the clues that you may not be dating anymore, accidentally calling your partner the wrong name in bed, informing your date about unusual physical features, why Drake (and Kanye) are the biggest douchebags, choosing between safety and morality and the most important dating...
Episode 154 - Gone Girl 2: Gone Harder
September 13, 2021 14:00 - 49 minutes - 90 MBThis may be our last episode as Dain travels to some non-descript farm in the rural mid-west to solve the biggest mystery of his life. Topics include recommendations and warnings for dating/self-help books, when to warn your partner of embarrassing acne, Gone Girl levels of ghosting and another impressive batch of dating profiles.
Episode 153 - Toss It In Your Roommate
September 06, 2021 14:00 - 57 minutes - 106 MBI don't want to get you too hyped, but I think we finally found our sign off and we definitely execute it perfectly. Topics include the expectations in embarrassment, the abnormality of setting age based milestones, managing your standards and sleeping with your roommate.
Episode 152 - Stacy Sucksalot
August 30, 2021 14:10 - 59 minutes - 110 MBThere's got to be at least one person that has used their real name as their porn name and it makes sense that it would be Stacy Sucksalot. Topics include the heat, a suspicious sunset snap, subtly sussing out someone's status, teenage drama, only wanting surface level relationships, pondering partner's porn past and, as usual, a new batch of Tinders. Support the show by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 151 - Strong Goblin Energy
August 23, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBWe're really on the fence about whether or not we love goblins, but we won't make our decision until we have all of the information. Topics include the official launch of our Patreon, are there real people who are like Dean from Supernatural, allowing your parents to dictate your sex life, triggering the trap card that insults your girlfriend, The Chase™ and how you're doing it wrong, asking permission for a first kiss, the unspoken truths of sex and ending strong with a new crop of Tinder ...
Episode 150 - Ranch for the Table
August 16, 2021 14:00 - 58 minutes - 107 MBThis is exactly why we ask for separate bills, Jessica. Topics include launching our Patreon, playing hard to get extremely poorly, adventures in inappropriate lube, the sinister undertones of hiding your age, wanting your date to suffer, does he hate you or want to date you, deepthroat despair and a new slew of Tinders. Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 149 - Plans with the Prince
August 09, 2021 14:00 - 59 minutes - 110 MBSometimes you've got plans with the prince and sometimes you've got a random booty call. We don't know what the means and it doesn't matter if you do either. Topics include not saying "I love you" back, dirty talk demoralization, vacation video mix-up, getting comfortable with your vagina, how to soak your dick and stay chaste, one night stand booty call protocol and giving break-up gifts.
Episode 148 - Kidnaptivating
August 02, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBThere's a time and a place to brag about all your cool rocks and it's literally anywhere and always. Topics include hitting on cuties at the beach with your really cool bucket, a masturbation to sex food comparison, the most sexual vagina to head contact, is it shallow to find someone unattractive, reverse materialistic girlfriend, cunnilingus (but from behind) and pick-up personality archetype selection.
Episode 147 - A Shoulder To Sleep On
July 26, 2021 14:00 - 59 minutes - 109 MBHey, Olympics stop being trash and let your athletes bone down (among other things). Topics include getting She's All That'd, threesome troubles, how to not hit on the woman asleep on your shoulder, the comparison between sex and orgasms, jealous of your new party member and as always a whole new slew of Tinder profiles.
Episode 146 - Dave Matthews' Whole New World
July 19, 2021 14:00 - 56 minutes - 104 MBThis week Dain introduces Niall to a completely unheard of new musical act called The Dave Matthews Band. Topics include sexy lyrics, not judging lowly scumbags, a long distance booty call, a poisoner returns to the scene of the crime, confusing compatibility with red flags, embracing a completely made up bad boy persona, the dangers of bed humping, an adorable pranker and a feline Tinder takeover.
Episode 145 - Surprised Butthole
July 12, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBReally? You're actually going to make me giggle AT your butthole? Topics include on-screen blowjob concerns, a troubling tattoo tribute, using your hobbies to your advantage, navigating kinks to avoid offense, catching your husband in a shitty act, autism and dating.
Episode 144 - Well, That's a Penis
July 05, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBIf you've had a tough week and you're coming to your boys for a little bit of consistency... maybe skip this week? Topics include does online dating suck, ignoring obvious red flags, answering questions about penis size, breaking up with a FWB and appreciating smaller boobs.
Episode 143 - Tight Little Lobster Roll
June 28, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 119 MBDain's all juiced up on that sweet Pfizer/Moderna cocktail and not even feeling like absolute hot garbage will stop him. Topics include Sam and Bucky's relationship, guessing if your date expects sex, a penial perjury, the untrustworthy lack of jealousy, navigating STD tests with your FWB and what to do when your cool mom really likes your cool sex painting.
Episode 142 - Submerged in Squirt
June 21, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBDain fought the Claw and the Claw won. Topics include Batman's cunnilingus preference, a forlorn vibrator, a penis ejecting vagina, men complimenting men and the parent trip.
Episode 141 - The Oral Bench
June 14, 2021 14:00 - 58 minutes - 108 MBWe're back to work for the first time in like seven months and if you think I've got the energy to come up with a real clever episode description, you can go STRAIGHT TO HELL. Topics include how to absolutely not deal with annoying roommates, offending your date with kindness, when date night is every night, the legitimacy of horny fog, approaching sex as virgins, improving your girlfriend on Instagram and just a whole mess of terrible Tinders.
Episode 140 - Quantum Dad
June 07, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 112 MBNo matter what you do today, it's what Dad wanted you to do. Topics include a relationship split, squirting insecurities, the feeling like someone is watching you, ignoring red flags, the omnipotent power of dad.
Episode 139 - Dain Ruins Rom-Coms
May 31, 2021 14:00 - 59 minutes - 108 MBLook, someone had to say it, but your favourite rom-com couple probably broke up. Topics include the dangers of grand gestures, integrating Tinder's Instagram integration into your dating, comparing yourself to other couples' unrealistic standards, the evolution of Game, a check-in with our favourite dreamer, annoying flirt tactics and perhaps the perfect Tinder bio.
Episode 138 - Tit for Cat
May 24, 2021 14:00 - 57 minutes - 106 MBI'm not going to lie, if someone offered me really cute kittens, I'd probably have sex with them too. Wait, I mean the person. Not the kittens! Topics include a suspiciously sexy feline pick-up, a sitcom worthy legal lie and one of the longest answers we've ever given that pretty much covers every aspect of dating.
Episode 137 - Sibling Cuddle Time
May 17, 2021 16:23 - 58 minutes - 107 MBTurns out, after all this time, it's not the step-brother you need to fear, it's the REAL brother! Topics include toxic relationship blackmail, the attractiveness of being direct, sibling jealousy, proximity masturbation, future regrets of casual sex, Rex Starwars and the Helmet of Space Sex.
Episode 136 - Hagrid Horniness
May 10, 2021 14:00 - 56 minutes - 104 MBYou ever reveal a kink to your partner and think, "I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that." Topics include vaccines and nominations, a very big fetish for a very big man, ball aesthetics, escaping abusive relationships, quiet men, keeping baby news from your partner.
Episode 135 -The Boner Nose Mix-Up
May 03, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBCircle message: Y'all make me so horny, my eggplant emoji sneezes. Send! Topics include our Circle strategy, sexy sneezy situation, degradation play, the price of your wasted time, mom bod fetish, Pavlov's beans, how to ask out someone you barely know, weird rejection stories.
Episode 134 - Quickies With Dad
April 26, 2021 14:00 - 59 minutes - 110 MBIn these trying times, it's important to have a quickie with not just your daughter, but everyone in your family. Topics include a clueless dad, more Tinder tactics talk, the worst proposal surprise, dealing with rejection and the importance of your teenage relationships.
Episode 133 - Totally Not A Serial Killer
April 19, 2021 14:00 - 55 minutes - 102 MBYou know what they say, all the good ones are either taken or still alive. Topics include arousing duvet related sexts, how to handle confusing consent, if they only maybe like you, reciprocating by receiving, being a phone person in the age of texting, how not to handle a fetish.
Episode 132 - Jizzua Tree
April 12, 2021 14:00 - 54 minutes - 99.7 MBSometimes you don't want to talk about U2, sometimes you need to. Topics include top secret Dad folder, slobbering sex situation, making the perfect Together Breakfast, scientific semen tree sniffing, and defining a f*ck boy. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED. Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
Episode 131 - Girth Brooks
April 05, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBSure, 2020 was bad, but nothing is worse than finding out someone beat you to Girth Brooks. Topics include, zombie sex robots, nude roommate blunder, nothing gay about pegging, finding your bad date's Twitter, a return to the fever dreams of BetterBetch, amnesia as a defense. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED. Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
Episode 130 - Snuffles Snarfed My Snippers
March 29, 2021 14:00 - 57 minutes - 106 MBAnd as the last light of humanity slowly flickers away, the words echoed one last time, "I am immortal." Topics include cryptic sex AIs, unhealthy ways to express doubts, when to a bail on catfish dates, peanut butter dog crimes and masturbation material. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED. Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
Episode 129 - Mudblood Mike
March 22, 2021 17:16 - 57 minutes - 106 MBI don't have abs or a good brain, I'm pretty much House-Elf Mike. Topics include a step-by-step guide to murder-staring, separating the desire for sex and masturbation, a fishy proposition, the new Arby's vagina sandwich, long distance reconnection and discussing Asian-focused violence. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED. Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
Episode 128 - Bugs Bunny's Big Rabbit Penis
March 15, 2021 14:09 - 1 hour - 111 MBDo you guys remember that scene in Space Jam where Bugs has an existential crisis over the size of his absolutely massive donger? Topics include Niall and Dain's cancel culture corner, an indecent proposal, the Lola Bunny injustice, talking about your exes with your current partner, peeing your date's pants, first date attraction, and a whole new crop of Tinder profiles to rate. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED. Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shippin...
Bugs Bunny's Big Rabbit Penis
March 15, 2021 14:09 - 111 MBDo you guys remember that scene in Space Jam where Bugs has an existential crisis over the size of his absolutely massive donger? Topics include Niall and Dain's cancel culture corner, an indecent proposal, the Lola Bunny injustice, talking about your exes with your current partner, peeing your date's pants, first date attraction, and a whole new crop of Tinder profiles to rate.
Episode 127 - The 20 Second Rule
March 08, 2021 15:00 - 52 minutes - 95.5 MBThis week's episode is a little shorter than usual, that's just to help us transition into a more manageable 20 second format. Topics include the cure for insanity, bringing a gun to a genital fight, fighting your girlfriend's dad for the bill, applying fashion rules to relationships, managing online relationships and a real good crop of Tinder profiles.
Episode 126 - Jacksoff Dollop
March 01, 2021 15:00 - 59 minutes - 109 MBIf you're gonna cream your jeans, you might as well make it artistic. Topics include breaking up but in the future, getting very excited by holding hands, love lockdowns and general relationship dread and cutting ties with a lost cause.
Episode 125 - I TikTok'd My Fortnite, Doc!
February 22, 2021 15:00 - 55 minutes - 102 MBYou know what they say, kids will be kids especially when crippling themselves while sexually pleasuring themselves. Topics include a political hot-take, Sing your own D, living and dating with herpes, being tempted during tough times, maintaining your interests in relationships and Dain's re-entry into Tinder.
Episode 124 - Live Every Day Like Your Girlfriend Says It's Your Last
February 15, 2021 15:00 - 57 minutes - 106 MBAre psychic girlfriends becoming more common or are we now just waking up to reality? Topics include a problematic predication, soup spilling seduction, learning where the dishes go, wanting your lingerie to linger a little longer, and texting back a frequent texter. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED. Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
Episode 123 -Self-Defense Penis Popping
February 08, 2021 15:00 - 107 MBWe do our best not provide you with solid advice, but we really want to stress that we don't think it's a good idea to do anything to your penis that would cause it to make any sort of audible noise. Topics include the rarest man, feeling like your vagina isn't good enough, walking date fury, penis popping and a terrible poop secret. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED. Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
Episode 123 - Self-Defense Penis Popping
February 08, 2021 15:00 - 58 minutes - 107 MBWe do our best not provide you with solid advice, but we really want to stress that we don't think it's a good idea to do anything to your penis that would cause it to make any sort of audible noise. Topics include the rarest man, feeling like your vagina isn't good enough, walking date fury, penis popping and a terrible poop secret. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED. Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
Episode 122 - Niall's Condom Sack
February 01, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBI don't care who knows it: Leader of Men by Nickelback is a pretty good song. Topics include recurring tattoo troubles, three round sex requirement, post-sex clean up techniques, what makes sex bad, Dain's murder closet. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED. Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
Episode 121 - Thumbs Down That Ass
January 25, 2021 15:00 - 51 minutes - 95 MBYou can let a man down easy or you can let him down hard or you can thumb that ass right down. Topics include a delightful ball experience that every man definitely wants, a baffling work (maybe) romance, being bad at break-up texts, being known as the stinky girl, endless first date gambit. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED. Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
Episode 120 - Bluetooth Sleuth
January 18, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 112 MBI legally have to say that I'm not encouraging you to do crimes, but if you were going to do crimes... why not do them all? Topics include Bluetooth detective work, naming your kid after your ex, stop being charming and other bad advice, making up stories and short guy problems. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED. Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES.
Episode 119 - Unaware Mistress
January 11, 2021 14:00 - 59 minutes - 110 MBOkay, just hear me out, maybe someone is in a relationship with you and YOU don't know. It could happen, right? Topics include relationship follow-for-follow, the "s" word, the moral grounds of cheating, the biggest, hardest pep talk two boys have ever given and how to be true to yourself and be sex.
Episode 118 - The Woman Depot
January 04, 2021 14:00 - 58 minutes - 107 MBWe did it! We made it to 2021! Now no one say anything about what kind of year it's going to be. Topics include groundhog year, cousin porn, birthday shutdown, surgical sex stoppage, how to pick up Japanese women, rejecting sexual advances that you want.
Episode 117 - Chinese Sex Donkey
December 28, 2020 14:00 - 59 minutes - 109 MBLook, we've almost made it through 2020. For the love of God, just stay clear of this donkey. Topics include ranking your sexual partners, dangers of dating a witch, a textbook way to ruin Christmas, cellphone paranoia, reflecting on missed opportunities.
Episode 116 - Sexmas Spectacular 2020
December 21, 2020 14:00 - 52 minutes - 95.8 MBWe made it to everyone's favourite non-denominational festive holiday: SEXMAS! Join us for a special episode where we take a break from answering questions to come up with a steamy erotica book that will please you in more ways than one! We want to wish you a safe and happy holiday whether you're celebrating Sexmas, another winter tradition or nothing in particular. We love you! Additional Music: Christmas Rap by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3505-christmas-ra...
Episode 115 - Anal Mom (Step Mother Edition)
December 14, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBStop what you're doing right now and go enter our Sexmas Giveaway! Contest ends December 17th 2020, so get going! Links are found further below. Topics include celebrating a dead abuser, being a sober dater, how to absolutely not connect with teens, the detriments of condoms, recovering from an accident, wanting it rougher. ENTER THE SEXMAS GIVEAWAY: https://www.facebook.com/fckbuddiespodcast/posts/1314934288840772 https://twitter.com/Fck_Buddies/status/1337182382550634501 https://www.in...