F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
319 episodes - English - Latest episode: 22 days ago - ★★★★★ - 14 ratingsWelcome to F*ck Buddies (@Fck_Buddies), the dating and sex advice podcast setting out to smash toxic masculinity and rape culture. We're here to answer all of your sticky, sexy questions! With hosts Dain Miller (@TheDainiac) and Niall Spain (@NiallSpain). Submit your questions by e-mailing [email protected]!
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Episodes
Episode 298 - Non-Consensual Office Staring Contest
July 01, 2024 12:00 - 49 minutes - 89.7 MBIf you catch them looking at you because you were looking at them then can you even be upset? Topics include interesting animal encounters while dating, indulging your foot fetish, weeding out on your first date, and appreciating those heavy boobs.
Episode 297 - The Complete Glossary of Horny Aliens
June 24, 2024 17:54 - 45 minutes - 82.5 MBIf someone told me that a children's cartoon had the most complete list of sexually deviant aliens... yeah, I'd probably believe them. Topics include Ben 10 recovery, that negative accent, complimenting or criticizing thicc-ness, exhibitionism for dummies.
Episode 296 - Peeking Over the Balls
June 17, 2024 18:24 - 46 minutes - 85.7 MBNew self mode just dropped, y'all. Get those balls in half eclipse! Topics include plastic bag break up, post-sex sex show, weirdly obsessed sister, morning routine (sex version).
Episode 295 - Intimate Evenings: Godspeed, Scooter Man (Live @ Black Sheep)
June 10, 2024 12:00 - 1 hour - 235 MBWe're on vacation in New York, so here is our most recent live show at Black Sheep!
Episode 294 - A Comprehensive List of the Most Recent Popstar Beef
June 03, 2024 12:00 - 50 minutes - 91.6 MBThis is now just a show about all the hottest popstar beef and we're okay with that. Topics include Dain's heartbreaking celebrity wake up call, how to date with a busy schedule, vegan break up obligations, too intimate for a hook up, cream pie conundrum, a friendly penis grab. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Pillow Talk How-To Series #1: Going Out (Patreon Preview)
May 27, 2024 16:24 - 1 hour - 117 MBWe're absolutely swamped preparing for our show in New York next week, so we thought it would be a perfect time to release the new Patreon format for public preview! We've been asked for a long time to do long-form, single topic episodes, so... ask and ye shall receive! Every month we'll pick a topic and discuss so that if you're ever searching for specific advice, you don't have to search through hundreds of episodes. We hope you enjoy! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 293 - Intimate Evenings: Pitbull Sound Bath (Live @ The Black Sheep)
May 20, 2024 15:49 - 1 hour - 202 MBDain was away all last week, so here's our live show from last month! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 293 - Pitbull Sound Bath (Live @ The Black Sheep)
May 20, 2024 15:49 - 1 hour - 202 MBDain was away all last week, so here's our live show from last month! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 292 - So Much Pre-Cum
May 13, 2024 15:26 - 54 minutes - 99.9 MBWe've talked about filling a shot glass before, but I'm starting to think we're going to need a bigger glass. Topics include reverse catfish, an ejaculation performance, a bad naked reaction, a phone call cuss out. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 291 - The Great Water Rejection
May 06, 2024 15:40 - 52 minutes - 96.8 MBAfter surviving the harrowing attack last week, we've returned to the scene of the crime to reclaim our space and peace of mind. Topics include scooping two ladies from the club, kung fu rejection, no longer being the family's favourite, a knockout blowjob, a pegging punch.
Episode 290 - Men vs Bee(?)
April 29, 2024 12:00 - 55 minutes - 102 MBAt a specific point in this episode, you may think: "Weird, they didn't edit this part out." I want to make it VERY clear that I left it in intentionally so that you could all here what we go through to make this show for you. Also, so you can see how cool and tough we are in the face of mortal danger. Topics include the graveyard shift at the the club, getting over great sex, what is her DEAL, and red flag assessment. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 289 - Good Puss
April 22, 2024 12:00 - 54 minutes - 99.9 MBYou've really gotta know what scene I'm talking about. You know? With Adam Driver? And he's eating the soup? It's from that show. Come on. You gotta know. Topics include breaking out of a bad dating cycle, after sex text, getting rid of your smart look. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 288 - Don't Burn Down Your Sex House
April 15, 2024 15:26 - 54 minutes - 99.6 MBWe're back in fine form and actually answering questions this week, so get in here and get educated/entertained! Topics include ungrateful Roman holiday, a successful sexual funk, moving too quickly with a hug, toxic bedroom expectations. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 287 - In Defense of Travis Kelce
April 08, 2024 18:04 - 58 minutes - 107 MBThis episode is the literal definition of "Go off king!" because a) we don't answer a single question and b) this is our FIRST unedited episode. We all adore Taylor Swift, but sometimes our big, strong football boy needs love too.
Episode 286 - Insert Funny Taylor Swift Reference Here
April 01, 2024 17:58 - 54 minutes - 99.1 MBDon't be fooled by the title, y'all. This is still a good episode, but man, it would have been SO GOOD if we could have made some banger T-Swift references. Topics include who keeps the concert tickets, reasonable set of standards, breaking up for the dumbest reason and diagnosing a kink. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 285 - My Wife's Loose Five
March 25, 2024 20:59 - 55 minutes - 102 MBThis month has been insanely busy for us! But we're back in the closet and getting strange updates and e-mails that are a little too specific? Topics include stand-up salvation, getting over the cuck life, reducing the amount of topping and emotionless sex. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Flure App: Made for Pleasure - https://www.flure.com/
Episode 284 - Intimate Evenings: My Girlfriend The Sock (Live @ Black Sheep)
March 18, 2024 18:47 - 1 hour - 211 MBThis weekend was a wild one performing at Comicon, so we're taking a wee break to recover by sharing our latest live show at Black Sheep! Topics include the least flattering way to describe your girlfriend, enjoying video games with the boys too much, International Women's Day preparations, weighing the power dynamics of a new relationship and more! Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 283 - The Goofing Hour
March 11, 2024 12:00 - 53 minutes - 98.4 MBOh, gowrsh! We're thinking of renaming the show F-hyuck Buddies. Topics include not getting walked home, boyfriend gangbang, to be or not to be (single), ribbed for his pleasure. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Flure App: Made for Pleasure - https://www.flure.com/
Episode 282 - Intimate Evenings: Peter Pan Syndrome feat. 30 Going on 13 (Live @ Black Sheep)
March 04, 2024 13:00 - 1 hour - 253 MBWe mark our special one year anniversary of doing live shows at Black Sheep by inviting our lawfully wedded podwives, Liv and Maddy, from the award-winning show 30 Going on 13, to join us on stage for an extra long, extra chaotic special!
Episode 281 - Tony Pizza
February 26, 2024 18:08 - 57 minutes - 105 MBI hope you're ready for a deep dish serving of Tony Pizza lore. Topics include nickname game strong, cheating cruise, sitting in the corner, watching you dance with him (whoa-oa-oa), drunk gay me. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Flure App: Made for Pleasure - https://www.flure.com/
Episode 280 - Boner Danger Zone
February 19, 2024 13:00 - 54 minutes - 99.8 MBI don't care if you're a princess or a puppy, you can have all of the parts. Topics include disrespecting your girlfriend's culture with your boner, ripping the band-aid of virginity off, fake scheme boyfriend, saying things you're not really into.
Episode 279 - It's Okay, I've Seen Fight Club
February 12, 2024 13:00 - 54 minutes - 99.9 MBSupport the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Taylor Swift may be causing global warming by flying her private jet from Superbowl to Superbowl, but we're here to teach you how to make out so well that people will be calling you Taylor Shift. Topics include a weird response to "I miss you," how to date a bad kisser, teaching your son pick up and getting a hall pass. Visit this week's sponsor: Flure Dating: Made for Pleasure - https://flure.com
Episode 278 - Worst Breakfast for Anal (feat. TherapyJeff)
February 05, 2024 13:00 - 57 minutes - 107 MBThis week's episode is a banger! We're joined by the amazing Jeff Guenther, LPC, (aka TherapyJeff on Tiktok and Instagram) to answer your questions and ask the age old question of what the worst early morning meal would be to prep for a conversation about butt stuff. Topics include your money pit of a girlfriend, talking about bed stuff outside the bedroom, grief and dating, opening your marriage to polyamory. Check out TherapyJeff and pre-order his book Big Dating Energy at https://www.t...
Episode 277 - Everyone Needs a Work Wife
January 30, 2024 01:31 - 51 minutes - 94.6 MBThis went up late because Dain is incredibly sick and forgot what day it is, so if you want a recap: too bad. Listen to the episode and find out yourself. Also, send Dain soup.
Episode 276 - The Vagenie
January 22, 2024 13:00 - 49 minutes - 90.6 MBI'm not entirely sure if he grants any wishes, but, lemme tell you, there's one very easy way you grant his. Topics include Niall's mean era, getting so obviously scammed, reservations about hitting it raw, cold approaching, too many options may kill this man.
Episode 275 - Big If True
January 15, 2024 17:32 - 53 minutes - 98.5 MBThis episode will actually change your life and make you a million dollars and give you abs and make your celebrity crush fall in love with you... big if true. Topics include bad gift uno reverse, the icky downstairs, roommate forehead kisses, lying about your job, the worst way to ask someone out.
Episode 274 - Mexican Third Date
January 08, 2024 18:46 - 49 minutes - 90.3 MBListen, if your mom isn't going on our romantic destination third date, I'm not interested. Topics include escalating your dates too quickly, banging the band, asexual expectations, suggesting anal.
Episode 273 - License to Creep
January 01, 2024 17:09 - 55 minutes - 101 MBDid our messed up recording schedule result in us completely forgetting that this episode would be released on New Year's Day? Absolutely. Topics include being a shy boy, a boob job for his boobs, being creepier on request, and your wife's date sabotage.
Episode 272 - If You’re Poor, Curfew For Sure
December 25, 2023 13:00 - 51 minutes - 94.9 MBWe're just two sleepy lil guys doing their best. Topics include funeral crashing, have girlfriend now, girlfriend curfew, husband's threesome tastes, exiled to the couch, getting 500 Days of Summer'd.
Episode 271 - One Lip and Tongue Sucking Technique
December 18, 2023 13:00 - 50 minutes - 92.7 MBWe've finally recovered from our weekend in Philly, so here's a hot and fresh new episode. This was recorded earlier this month, so if we talk about stuff that's already past... ignore it. We're all adults here. Topics include one position finish, a divisive red flag, nocturnal emissions, airport seduction, preparing the splash zone, sucking to success. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 270 - Intimate Evenings: Swinger’s Trust Fall (Live @ Black Sheep)
December 11, 2023 22:37 - 1 hour - 223 MBWe're still getting our lives together from PAX Unplugged in Philly last week, so please enjoy another extra long episode courtesy of our live shows at Black Sheep in Toronto.
Episode 269 - Intimate Evenings: Dain’s Birthday Show (Live @ Black Sheep)
December 04, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 202 MBThis month's live show at Black Sheep was to celebrate Dain's birthday and our universal love of Italian cuisine.
Episode 268 - Big Balls, Even Larger Boxes
November 27, 2023 13:00 - 50 minutes - 93.2 MBEvery now and then Dain tries to say something profound but Niall's childish mind gets in the way and ruins everything. Topics include UTI break-up, sex after death, first date roast beef, the mysterious bump, back peddling on exclusivity. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 267 - Your Mom’s Tinder Radius
November 21, 2023 00:31 - 50 minutes - 92.5 MBWe've recorded so many episodes in the past few weeks that I'm starting to lose sense of what time even means anymore. Topics include short-term long-distance, learning to beg for it, the attractiveness of your own apartment, eye contact correction, de-normalize the nipple, nosy neighbours or noisy neighbours.
Episode 266 - The U2 Movement
November 13, 2023 21:19 - 52 minutes - 95.4 MBBefore the was Me Too, we had US and we still didn't learn anything about consent. Usually this is where Dain recaps the episode, but he had one too many adult beverages at a work party last night and is hungover, so it's time to take a chance and see what the episode is about for yourself like a real adult.
Episode 265 - Women Are Humans (Because They Are)
November 06, 2023 20:43 - 48 minutes - 89.5 MBIf we could all just treat women like actual people (because they are) then I think we'd solve a lot of problems since women are people (like, actual people). Topics include furniture jealousy, butt aggression, miserable dating outlook, developing our own red flag Tinder profile.
Episode 264 - The Straight Cardboard Side
October 30, 2023 17:53 - 51 minutes - 94.8 MBAt this point in time, we actually have no idea if we're straight or not anymore. Topics include TikTok date shaming, dark and twisted fantasies, keeping in contact with past fuck buddies, admitting to being a serial cheater, accidentally making friends with women and becoming a good person and also maybe becoming gay.
Episode 263 - Top Tier Dain
October 23, 2023 17:08 - 48 minutes - 88.1 MBIt doesn't matter what your feminine energy is, this Dain is ALWAYS top tier. Topics include a good reason to not sleep over, when can you ask to hook up again, should you date a racist stalker, light side and dark side feminine energy, stockpiling your nudes.
Episode 262 - Doja Horse
October 16, 2023 12:00 - 46 minutes - 85.3 MBIf you like human to animal ratio math, you're gonna love this one, gang! Topics include acting shady about saying your name, how to react to sensitive information, how many kitty pics is too many, sex with a sickly Victorian boy, a cool car lunch date, riding to the finish. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies
Episode 261 - A Fool’s Embrace
October 09, 2023 17:56 - 49 minutes - 90.8 MBY'all, I introduce a brand new game in this episode that I still don't know the rules to, but sorry to any Teagan's out there. Topics include feeling more makes you cum faster, pre-text message dating, stopping mid-sex, getting serious in order to get busy, getting bored after getting yours, dump the freeloader, a game that I play.
Episode 260 - Stick Up Pick Up
October 02, 2023 12:00 - 52 minutes - 96.5 MBNOBODY MOVE! If you do exactly what we say and listen to this brand new episode, no one needs to get hurt... Nobody be a hero. Topics include a wet mistake that you could never learn from, missing the whole hole, artfully dropping your number, a pushy vagina, how to heist her heart, the face is not a chair, getting bro-zoned.
Episode 259 - The Shot Glass Experiment
September 25, 2023 13:00 - 50 minutes - 92.8 MBAll we're saying is that it seems like it's not a LOT of volume and we'd be curious to see how much we could fill a shot glass. Topics include a hilarious wedding day prank, custom animated porn, feeling used in modern dating, medically qualifying how much is a lot.
Episode 258 - Act Like Jimmy Neutron Dresses
September 18, 2023 16:41 - 50 minutes - 92.7 MBSome people just can't handle the Neutron style. Topics include calling off the benefits with a friends with benefits, pre-mature ejaculation and modern media, unsaved number suspicions, how to cast Zone of Friendship, location sharing and when to do it.
Episode 257 - The Soonity of Ben Stilleritis
September 11, 2023 17:53 - 50 minutes - 92.4 MBI'm sorry, babe. I'm not trying to karate chop you in the ribs... it's this damn disease! Topics include the sexual history with her dude friends, clumsy boyfriend or horrible person, too soon for "what are we", DIY frustrations, Burning Man sex plane and the mysteries of the future.
Episode 256 - I’m Gonna ”Watch” a ”Movie”
September 04, 2023 12:00 - 50 minutes - 93.2 MBIf anyone "needs" me, I'll be "going" to do some "groceries" because I'm feeling a little "hungry." Topics include a toothbrush truth bust, how hard that head get, not allowed to break up, not getting enough sex, Netflix and chill... but like... bad, proving you're absolutely not fun.
Episode 255 - Intimate Evenings - McSteamy Flower Shop
August 28, 2023 23:25 - 1 hour - 229 MBApologies for the late upload this week, y'all! But we were at Fan Expo all weekend and our brains are fried, so here's the live show we did at Black Sheep at the beginning of the month.
Episode 254 - Uncle Steve’s Play Place
August 21, 2023 12:00 - 51 minutes - 95 MBYou've got three months to find your own place, Greg. Or else you're going to see your uncle do some things you never want to see your uncle do. Topics include re-evaluating your standards, fear of gagging, incredibly bad post-natal impulse control, no love without phone call, embarrassed of your uncle's sex dungeon, the solution to online dating and the longest dating profile we've EVER read.
Episode 253 - Busting Guys and Frenulums
August 14, 2023 12:00 - 51 minutes - 94.1 MBIf you're going to tell me a joke or have sex with me, I beg you... please be gentle. My gut and my frenulum are prone to busting. Topics include the inevitability of being cheated on, catching feelings is a no, bringing a plus one on a date, the masturbation danger, the fragility of the banjo string, roleplay 101, not ready for a relationship (with you).
Episode 252 - Beat Up Your Dad
August 07, 2023 17:15 - 51 minutes - 95.1 MBYour dad ever get so noisy a nasty farmer just wants to chop off his hands? Topics include pre-marital handholding, hot tub sex machine, literally no way to meet women, a check-in with an old friend, surprise striptease.
Episode 251 - Nothing You Can Do for Dick
July 31, 2023 22:50 - 52 minutes - 95.7 MBSorry for the latest upload of our career, but I just got back from a bachelor party and I don't need to explain myself. Topics include a hopeless romantic encounter, how to escalate into rough sex, the trouble being too hot, Jonah Hill's ridiculous demands, recovering from death grip.