Eyepokes & Headchokes
250 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 11 ratingsThis is a podcast about in ring competition and competitors from WWE to IMPACT to ROH to NJPW to UFC to Boxing. These may not be our complete opinions but sort of a major portion.. Just don't crucify us for them lol.
The host are two friends Koola is the Eyepoker and Alex is the Headchoker
Alex (twitter) @_MrAlex25_
Koola (twitter) @Nu_Kewla
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Episodes
Survivor Series Weekend Preview
November 17, 2017 03:21 - 1 hour - 119 MBWe get right into how excited we are to be going to WrestleMania 34 in Nawlins. Then we go right into RAW with side activities between matches & Smackdown and its Under Siege 2.5 thanks to Stephanie's pep talk to Kurt Angle. ROH Survival of the Fittest/NXT Takeover: War Games/Survivor Series weekend RIP Eddie Guerrero Happy Birthday Macho Man Randy Savage ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Stylin' & Profilin'... WOOOO!
November 09, 2017 12:36 - 1 hour - 106 MBThe week in review jam packed in this short time. Starting with The Man.. The Nature Boy Ric Flair's 30 for 30. Koola tries to speed through Impact's Bound For Glory but Alex wants to be informed about it so he slows it down. We dive into the Shields necessity of being reunited again x 10. We're happy about finally seeing other cruiserweights and the UK tournament's contenders again. Sami & K.O. unhappy??? The viciousness of the UFC 217 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"The Pod goes SKRRAAA!"
November 03, 2017 02:11 - 1 hour - 100 MBSo this week Koola get tired of Alex... Cuz MansNotHot is apparently going BOOM! Smh lol. Raw & Smackdown highs and lows with not enough pumpkin face Finn. Original Bullet Club members usage. Random show tangent because of Stranger Things. Survivor Series lack of interest. Is NXT War Games is going to be the better show of the Big 4 PPV weekend we can agree on that. And that's something you can't teach maybe? Ring of Honor 319 run through: TK O'Ryan v Johnathan Gresham, Cody v Scorpi...
TLC Review & Stuff
October 27, 2017 02:14 - 1 hour - 114 MBSoooooo many inappropriate joke from Koola of course (smh), but Alex pulls through and ignores it for the most part until the end of course. Due to Alex we make it through TLC and Raw & Smackdown, also ROH. Quick topics: Jimmy Jacob, Paul Bearers hair change, Braun carefully working with Kurt, Alicia Fox, Ricochet, and Bullet Club as always. Oohh and RED HEADS. RED HEADS ARE GREAT. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
WWE TLC Preview
October 19, 2017 02:41 - 1 hour - 89.8 MBWelcome to the most must-hear podcast on soundcloud... That could've been part of Alex's hilariously botched intro. Alex creates Rick Sanchez in WWE 2K18.. TIME TO GET SCHWIFTY! Starting with SDLive and The Best Friend's (Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens) verbal murder of Daniel Bryan's career and Jinder's Survivor Series announcement/challenge. Then to Raw leading up to TLC we get into everything from how over Elias is, feelings about The Shield, Emma and the understanding of Neville leavin...
Hell In A Cell & UFC 216 Review
October 13, 2017 03:11 - 1 hour - 121 MBIntro courtesy of BMart's "Skeen" from The 27 Club. Pre-drunk wrestle babble, we couldn't get our words right.. We start with UFC 216 and then Hell In A Cell reviews. Go over the SDLive aftermath, and RAW episode. Wonder why The Shield got back together. Get into why the Bullet Club is for everyone. Alex has a micro-rant about the USMNT not making the 2018 World Cup Finals at some point. And we tell you to watch Big Mouth on Netflix. It's soooooo good. Watch it. Lol Follow BMart and...
Hell In A Cell Preview
October 05, 2017 14:19 - 1 hour - 114 MBIntro courtesy of BMart's "Dolé" from The 27 Club. Straight into Enzo's likeness and unlikability in comparison to HBK. The Miz & The Bar causing the Shield reunion. Bray as Sister Abigail or as Mr Alex says: Cousin It. Emma and Alicia Fox back on TV. Alex spills his beer at one point... Lol. SDLive & Hell in a Cell predictions and Ring of Honor rundown. WWE vs. NJPW Fantasy card from Bleacher Report Follow BMart and listen to "The 27 Club" on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/bmo...
No Mercy Review & Stuff
September 29, 2017 02:07 - 1 hour - 103 MBNo Mercy review Braun's questionable loss, Cesaro's teeth and Cena's dwindling pace as a WWE performer. This week we get at WWE for sending Cease and Desist to the Young Bucks for their #BCInvasion this past week on the flagship show of RAW. We figured out what the Bullet Club is missing... An Alexa Bliss type. We veered off into a topic Zombified street dwellers. Ziggler's take of Taker. Jinder's attempt of humor and #HandsomeRusev celebration. Enzo's ruined celebration closing out ...
Boxing, MMA, & No Mercy Preview
September 22, 2017 03:04 - 1 hour - 104 MBKewla chews gum the whole podcast.. We watch American Ninja Warrior the whole time. We discuss UFC Fight Night & GGG vs Canelo outcomes. Talk the usual Raw & SDLive. Make predictions for No Mercy this Sunday. And our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected by the recent hurricanes in the Caribbean & United States and the earthquake in Mexico. <3 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
The Usual Wrastlings & Stuff
September 15, 2017 02:20 - 1 hour - 89 MBStart off with an epic (not really) intro! Did Enzo get buried live on TV by the Miz? Who did it better/worse? Roman or Jinder? The headbutt heard round the world. Talk about the Mae Young Classic final. CONGRATS KAIRI SANE!! Some Bullet Club stuff is talked about. And a quick talk/preview of the GGG/Canelo fight for this weekend. Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEWLA!!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Burritos, Beers, Football & Wrestling
September 08, 2017 02:40 - 1 hour - 86.7 MBWe have a snappy intro... Literally. We had some great burritos. Go off on a super tangent during the intro about TV shows. Talk the usual RAW & SDLive stuff leading to the PPVs. Discuss how K-Pop and J-Pop bands look like Final Fantasy characters. We love Booker Wee (African-American WWE referee). Talk about the failing GFW. And some ROH and Bullet Club to close out the show. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Mayweathers, McGregors, Cenas, & Night Kings
September 01, 2017 02:24 - 1 hour - 127 MBWe go over the very entertaining Mayweather vs McGregor fight. Sexy Star is to blame for all shoulder injuries from this point on. Run through the awesome brackets of the WCPW World Cup (Alex needs to watch some matches). Talk about the Cena/Reigns promo on RAW(Cena kinda ate him alive). And of course, we talk about the major season finale of Game of Thrones at the end (TOLD EVERYONE IT WASN'T A FREAKING ICE DRAGON). ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Takeover > Summerslam, Mayweather/McGregor, & GoT ft. Killer Dan
August 25, 2017 04:01 - 1 hour - 122 MBWe have special guest "Killer Dan" on with us today (Daniel Almodovar) NXT Takeover is better than Summerslam (not surprised) Rush through RAW & SDLive We talk Mayweather vs McGregor Jon Jones messes up again... -_- And we end talking about the POTENTIAL ICE DRAGON in GoT (your fault if you haven't seen it yet, just saying...) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Summerslam/Takeover Predictions & Stuff
August 18, 2017 03:12 - 1 hour - 116 MBHighs and Lows. The mood is everywhere as we talk about GFW vacating its Heavyweight Championship. Mention the G1 Climax, its best matches, and the incredible final between Naito and Omega. We talk about Raw & Smackdown and the lead up to Summerslam while making our predictions, which then led to our NXT Takeover Brooklyn III predictions. And finally, we have our weekly Thrones tangent. Oh, and we also hope Ric Flair gets well soon! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patre...
Lomachenko, WWE, GoT, & Some ROH
August 11, 2017 02:43 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBThis week we get into a few things outside of the world of wrestling. We talk about boxing: specifically Vasyl Lomachenko, his greatness, how we've never seen a fighter like him, and how much we like him (he's Alex' second fav boxer already). We go over what happened during RAW and SDLive and the build ups to Summerslam, and also get into our weekly tangent in which we talk about the latest Game of Thrones episode (SPOILER ALERT). We finish off with some ROH talk and who we think wil...
UFC 214 & WWE Stuff
August 04, 2017 03:26 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MBUFC 214 Jon Jones v. Daniel Cormier Jon Jones v. Brock Lesnar in the near future?? Enzo's heat sending him away from the main rosters Raw & Smackdown Live back to NXT or 205 Live. Cena's solid muscle neck and Nakamura almost killing him. Curt Hawkins' reverse streak. The Woken Hardy's?? Game of Thrones tangent again... and ALWAYS. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Battlegrounds Review, Stuff, & Sandwiches
July 28, 2017 02:51 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBToday we go over Battlegrounds that Alex didn't watch most of because of Game of Thrones. We also go over some Raw & SDLive and how things are shaping up for #Summerslam, and also have our own ideas for Nakamura, Funaki, & Enzo. Kewla mentions something about the Bullet Club and Lio Rush rumours, and also tells me to watch the Zack Sabre Jr vs Ibushi match from the G1 Climax. And finally, Kewla doesn't know how to keep his hands idle with gummy bears and sandwiches. Sorry for the ext...
Battlegrounds Predictions & Stuff
July 21, 2017 03:05 - 58 minutes - 54 MBAlex and Kewla get into some slight rambling and babbling before getting into Braun and Raw, the Kurt Angle storyline, Eric Bishoff's spoiler and American Alpha's future. Also WCPW's Pro Wrestling World Cup German and Japan qualifiers and the Finals bracket. Alex and Kewla also nearly debate the #2 wrestling company as far as United States. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
#GBOF Review, Stuff, & Cookies
July 14, 2017 02:29 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MBWith Fire Balls behind us... We're all happy now that we've seen 4 matches for the millionth time. *We both roll our eyes* Alex talks about "wooing" somebody. We dissect that and WWE. We mention the train wreck that is Alberto+Paige at some point, go over WCPW's USA Qualifying bracket, and the air dates of the German and Japan Qualifying brackets. OH, AND WATCH GLOW ON NETFLIX!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
GBOF, G1 USA, & Stuff
July 07, 2017 03:03 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBWe start with the intro & outro in the beginning along with some randomness to start the pod. This week we talk about NJPW's G1 USA special and all it's goodness and intrigue, especially surrounding the Bullet Club. We also talk "forced nice things" about the formerly known TNA, GFW Slammiversary XV. Then we talk about all things WWE and make predictions for Great Balls of Fire ppv this weekend. It's a good time. Listen up. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Cody = Winner ft. Tevin
June 29, 2017 12:11 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBLongtime friend of Koola & Powerlifter Tevin "The Destroyer" Browne (Alex named him fittingly without knowing) is our special guest this week. We get into a lot of wrestling of course, but also ask Tevin some questions about powerlifting, and peers in from the pro wrestling world. We also talk about which superstars would make great managers in the WWE. Bullet Club + Hot Topic = $$$$$. Oh, and all Cody does is WIN. Congratulations again Cody! Follow Tevin: @AnomalousFringe IG @Anoma...
Episode 29 - MITB Review & Stuff
June 23, 2017 02:54 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBAnother week in the bucket!! Sir Wilkins is back with us to discuss good matches and an OK segment or two between Raw & SDLive. We discuss the Money In The Bank PPV, along with the Okada vs Omega II mega match at NJPW's Dominion PPV, and WCPW's Built To Destroy. Oh, and we think Jinder is great, so we talk about him too. Stop hating. Lol ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 28 - MITB Preview
June 16, 2017 03:54 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBThis time we talk about the supposed frustrations from The Man with the 3 H's?? Possibly so with the ways of former NXT stars on the main roster. We also take a look at NXT's Alumni in the upcoming SDLive Money In The Bank PPV, and have a rundown of WCPW's Built To Destroy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Extreme Rules Review
June 09, 2017 18:16 - 55 minutes - 51.3 MBOn this episode, we review WWE Extreme Rules with some quick hits of Raw and SDLive. We also talk about WCPW's FightBack and make a very quick mention of ROH and its June 23rd Best of the World PPV. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Extreme Rules preview
June 02, 2017 03:01 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBThis week we talk about the happenings on Raw & Smackdown and the lead up to the Extreme Rules ppv this weekend. There's also some Ring of Honor and WCPW Fight Back talk too. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 25 - PPV Reviews
May 26, 2017 03:32 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBWe get into the backlash of the Backlash & Takeover ppv's and the backlash of YouTube's changes. Tongue twister!!! Now possibly in the Era of the Maharaja, what should be next for Jinder Mahal? #WWE #Backlash #Takeover #Raw #SDLive #WCPW #YouTube #Wrestling #Talk ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 24 - Takeover/Backlash preview
May 19, 2017 03:12 - 1 hour - 80.5 MBAfter a week off we get back in the groove like we never left. Back again with our guest Sir Wilkins we go through thoughts of Battle Club Pro (LIVE), War of the Worlds (NYC LIVE), WWE (WEEKLY). Also the upcoming NXT Takeover and Backlash. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 23 - Kirb Stomp
May 05, 2017 04:21 - 1 hour - 104 MBOn the 23th episode of the podcast we have our first guest @Sir_Wilkins of "YEP I LIKE WRESTLING" we go over the week in wrestling as usual buuuut we also touch on different eras of wrestling and styles of wrestlers. The Rise of Del Rio and Fall of El Patron w/ Paige. TNA/Impact lost opportunities. WCWP's No Regrets & WWE's Payback. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 22 - Pre-Cap
April 27, 2017 17:13 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBWe get into the happenings of this week in wrestling BRAUUUNN again!!!! And all the better stuff on SDLIVE when it comes to WWE. The better stuff on the Indie scene like WCPW and ROH only to name 2. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 21 - BRAAAUUUN!!!!
April 21, 2017 03:45 - 54 minutes - 50.9 MBIn another episode of the Pokes and Chokes Podcast we get a chance to talk about the progression Jinder Mahal and him winning the 6 pack challenge on SDLive. We also get into Big Show and Braun destroying the WWE ring. Also a quick rundown of WCPW's iPPV "No Regrets" with Drew Galloway/McIntyre and ROH's exciting episode #291. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 20 Superstar Aftershock
April 14, 2017 03:28 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBWeek #2 of the #SuperstarShakeup. We here at Pokes & Chokes go over the changes of the parallel Universes of NXT & WWE and their superstars and diva inside it. We also go over the What Culture Pro Wrestling's Pro Wrestling World Cup Qualifier Mexico, Canada and Germany. We somewhat we get into Ring Of Honor. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 19 #ThankYouTaker #ThankYouROH
April 07, 2017 16:20 - 1 hour - 118 MBALL OF THE EXTRAVAGANT HAPPENINGS OF WRESTLECON/WRESTLEMANIA WEEKEND. Mainly our favorite event Ring of Honor's Supercard of Honor! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 18 iPPV Fest
March 31, 2017 05:11 - 59 minutes - 81.8 MBWith all that's happening this weekend in Orlando's Wrestlemania weekend, we discuss what cards we're looking forward to most of all this weekend besides the main even that is WWE's Wrestlemania 33. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 17 WCPW > WWE?
March 24, 2017 03:37 - 52 minutes - 72 MBWith all the excitement coming for Wrestling weekend in Orlando we go over the happenings of the past week. Starting WWE and then the greatness that is WCPW's Bulletproof. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 16 ROH > WWE?
March 17, 2017 02:59 - 56 minutes - 77.7 MBFinally we get into the greatness that is WCPW's Exit Wounds. We also get into the Raw and SDLive's detours on the road to WrestleMania 33 its getting good and setting up for Great hopefully. And then the real highlight ROH's 15th Anniversary show. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 15 The Evaluation
March 11, 2017 02:05 - 49 minutes - 45.9 MBReviewing the iPPVs. Predictions aside this was another week with full of great interest and great matches from every promotion and company in the rassling business and sports entertainment aligned. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 14 Predicting the iPPVs
March 03, 2017 05:21 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBBefore we get into the predictions of the iPPVs (ROH Manhattan Mayhem & WWE Fastlane)we share our thought on wrestling week. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 13 Diamond Cutter
February 24, 2017 04:49 - 58 minutes - 80.5 MBSELF HIGH FIVE We get into everything from the usual to DDP title relinquishing rules Dixie Carter's role in TNA Impact. The Hardyz and Drew Galloway's TNA contracts. Raw's "Aftershow" with Rock and CM Punk. And some Ring of Honor. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 12 Follow The Buzzards
February 16, 2017 17:31 - 58 minutes - 81.1 MBIts been a full week of combat sports so we have a full episode of talking to do. ROH-The Experience UFC 208, WCPW-True Destiny and WWE-Elimination Chamber we congratulate new champs. Sons of Essex(Scott Wainwright+Will Ospreay), Bray Wyatt, Naomi and Bailey as well as Teddy Long as he's inducted into the WWE HOF. Kurt Angle's last match in the UK. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 11 Elimination Chamber Predictions
February 09, 2017 04:17 - 46 minutes - 64.4 MBAnother week, another piece of ear candy from yours truly. We get into Ring of Honor 281, TNA's Aron Stevens. Some Raw and Smackdown review and lastly we predict Elimination Chamber. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 10 Thank You Randy
February 02, 2017 17:41 - 55 minutes - 76.6 MBWe shed our opinions on Roman Reigns 2peat in the Royal Rumble PPV and his hate, the winners and the loser of the weekend. NXT Takeover and everything else down to the injuries of Seth Rollins and Nakamura. ROH's Decade of Excellence. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 9 (Royal Rumble & Shoot)
January 26, 2017 04:26 - 48 minutes - 66.7 MBWith Royal Rumble less than a week away we talk predictions (kinda). We go over some TNA talent's segments and looks. ROH 278 with Cody Rhodes and Jay Lethal. Bellator!!! Some Raw and SDLive review & HOPES!!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 8 (Oh It's True)
January 19, 2017 04:57 - 46 minutes - 64.6 MBAnother great rundown of the week in the ring!! We get into a lot of WWE action. The United Kingdom Tournament. Kurt Angle's homecoming to WWE in the HOF. And much more. Condolences to the family of Jimmy Superfly Snuka Wrestle In Peace Who do we Miss?? Great Groups/Factions gofundme.com/perrysaturn ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 7 (3 Words: Okada Vs. Omega)
January 12, 2017 04:44 - 55 minutes - 76.1 MBIn this week's episode we talk about #RAW, #SDLive, #205Live, some pointless news in between, something about #TNA & #GlobalForceWrestling, and #WrestleKingdom11! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 6 Oh Rhonda
January 05, 2017 17:01 - 55 minutes - 25.4 MBThe week in review. From WWE to ROH to Ronda Rousey's UFC return at UFC 207 and the dismay. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 5 HBD Champ
December 29, 2016 05:30 - 48 minutes - 67.3 MBWe do another run down of the last week in #WWE from Raw to Smackdown to 205 Live we even squeeze some TNA and a little Lucha Underground talk in here as well. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 4 (#Delete #Roadblock)
December 22, 2016 05:08 - 54 minutes - 75.2 MBWe review the everything of the week starting from Thursday's Total Nonstop Deletion through Roadblock End of the Line all the way to 205 Live. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episodes 3 (Predicting Roadblock)
December 16, 2016 03:41 - 52 minutes - 72.9 MBIt's us again Koola & Alex giving the rundown kinda of what happened in wrestling this week from WWE (RAW, SMACKDOWN, 205 and NXT kinda). And thoughts of what's to come this Sunday at RAW's PPV Roadblock. Alex (twitter) @_MrAlex25_ Koola (twitter) @Nu_Kewla ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 2 (Title Talk)
December 11, 2016 20:59 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBEpisode #2 we talks about SmackDown latest PPV TLC turnout, 205 Live some Raw rundowns and speak about "Who Do You Miss." Alex and Koola get into a lot more. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Episode 1 (Entrada)
December 02, 2016 17:35 - 30 minutes - 27.7 MBThis is the 1st episode of The Eyepokes and Headchokes Podcast we speak on our love of Sport Entertainment television, WWE's different ERAs as well as this weeks Raw and Smackdown show and the upcoming PPV TLC. Join us!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★