Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
168 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago -Probing the depth and dumbth of topics so un-interesting, we can only change the subject almost immediately. Expert comedy writer, Clare Sera, and expert comedy writer, Danno Sullivan, bring their expertise to other, unrelated expertises.
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Episodes
The BANKRUPTCY Bonus-sode
March 19, 2022 11:00 - 7 minutes - 6.94 MBFacing insurmountable financial troubles, the ExperTeam come up with a plan so perfect, it couldn't possibly work -- or could it?
The SORE FEET Expertease
March 12, 2022 11:00 - 14 minutes - 11.4 MBStep in to our surprisingly comfortable exposé of Dr. Scholl, sole proprietor of the shoe insert empire. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's w...
The LIBERTY BELL Expertease
March 05, 2022 11:15 - 15 minutes - 14.2 MBHistory! Ghosts! Fondue! -- Only a dingdong would miss this chance to innacurately learn everything about this great American icong. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the b...
The ORGANIZED CRIME Expertease
February 26, 2022 11:00 - 10 minutes - 8.48 MBOur system of VERY organized crime is undercut because Clare can't reach the time clock. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert...
The STRUCK BY LIGHTNING Expertease
February 26, 2022 11:00 - 14 minutes - 12.9 MBSafety tips from the most-struck-by-lightning ranger in Canadian history. Please touch metal before entering. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. Tha...
The HOW TO DRAW a CUTE DOG Expertease
February 19, 2022 11:00 - 15 minutes - 12.2 MBExpert Clare Sera will help you draw a cute dog -- but only if you help her GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. Interlocutor Danno Sullivan sketches questions with number 2 pencil and avoids the obvious poo joke. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comment...
The EXOTIC ICE-WINE Expertease
February 12, 2022 11:00 - 14 minutes - 13.5 MBPossibly intoxicated wine super-fan Clare Seras slurs her questions while guest expert Danno Sullivan questions her slurs. Experience the audio version of exciting new wine flavors like pork and Pixie Stix dust. ALL FREE! Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. *** Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your ...
The SMALL TALK Expertease
February 05, 2022 12:00 - 14 minutes - 13.4 MBSome people make small talk. Expert Clare Sera makes tall talk! Following the simple guidance in Clare's mimeographed booklet, you'll learn the conversational gambits that helped her turn her life around -- twice!. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Say,love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or ...
The “SMALL TALK” Expertease
February 05, 2022 11:00 - 14 minutes - 13.4 MBIn which we zigzag pell-mell past the tittle-tattle to add some razzmatazz to the hubbub and get the nitty-gritty on chit-chat. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Say,love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-...
The FRENCH UPHOLSTERY Expertease
January 29, 2022 11:00 - 10 minutes - 8.48 MBThree chairs for upholstery! Share the thrill when expert Danno Sullivan mistakes a tack hammer for an attack hammer, while Clare Sera interrogates from a silk brocade chaise longue. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'l...
The DANNO'S ALIEN ABDUCTIONS Expertease
January 17, 2022 11:00 - 13 minutes - 10.7 MBUFO-ologist Danno Sullivan shares his outta-this-world expertise on ALIENS, while Clare Sera bleep-blorp. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where...
The FUN WITH FOIL Expertease
January 17, 2022 11:00 - 11 minutes - 9.32 MBExpert on all things flimsy and metallic, Danno Sullivan misprounces enough words to accidentally be partially correct. Host Clare Sera stays fresh with a tight seal to keep out odors. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you...
The MOBY DICK Expertease
January 10, 2022 11:00 - 10 minutes - 10.1 MBClare Sera throws the questions like harpoons to dig 20,000 leagues into the expertise of arch Herman Mel-villian Danno Sullivan, a small white man who's an expert on the Great White Whale. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Dig the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website...
The TRUE CRIME Expertease
January 03, 2022 05:00 - 16 minutes - 13.1 MBWhat really happened during those dark months of 2010, when one barbershop quartet singer after another mysteriously vanished without either a shave or a haircut? Truth-finding expert, Clare Sera, talcs up to dig deep and uncover the answers for host Danno Sullivan, sporting a fresh new boxcar quiff. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin...
The SEXTANT Expertease
December 27, 2021 10:45 - 9 minutes - 7.81 MBYou navigational guide to navigational guides. Danno Sullivan is an expert on sextants. Interviewer Clare Sera steers the questions in the right direction. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone...
The FLEA-MARKET FINDS Expertease
December 08, 2021 11:00 - 9 minutes - 7.76 MBA rough-and-tumble childhood on the wrong side of the wrong side of the tracks taught expert Clare Sera the value of value. Danno Sullivan's questions are availalble 3 for a quarter. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'l...
The EARLY FLIGHT Expertease
December 07, 2021 11:00 - 13 minutes - 10.9 MBTwo wrongs don't make a right -- but two Wrights do make an airplane, which, according to our expert, included free peanuts and ginger ale. Clare Sera keeps both feet on the ground while questioning Early Flight expert Danno Sullivan from the Danno Sullivan Institute of Early Flight Questions and Answers for Podcasts. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert rev...
The FALCONRY Expertease
December 06, 2021 11:15 - 11 minutes - 9.01 MBFalcon expert Clare Sera won't falcon shut-up about her falcon expertise. Expert nterviewer Danno Sullivan drops hard-shelled questions onto the rocks below. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little micropho...
ExperTeam’s Sexist Exploitation to Increase Listenership
November 04, 2021 11:00 - 8 minutes - 7.01 MBYou'll be shocked at just how low the ExperTeam will stoop to bring in new listeners. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicema...
BONUS-SODE: ExperTeam’s Sexist Exploitation to Increase Listenership
November 04, 2021 11:00 - 8 minutes - 6.82 MBYou'll be shocked at just how low the ExperTeam will stoop to bring in new listeners. Much love and many thanks to announcer http://moiraquirk.com/ (Moira Quirk). Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/ (Click here), and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. https://www.funnypodcast.co/ (Over at the website), you'll ...
BONUS-SODE: The ExperTeam Plans for Christmas
October 28, 2021 12:00 - 7 minutes - 5.78 MBBehind-the-scenes action reveals the Experteam's religious views, private entertainment needs, and Secret Santa negotiations. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right ...
The SÉANCE Expertease – An Expertease SPOOK-tacular!
October 25, 2021 11:00 - 11 minutes - 9.4 MBClare Sero, or her ectoplasmatic doppelganger, reflects on a life and an afterlife as the foremost expert on seances. Danno Sullivan asks questions from a sealed envelope. How he got in the envelope, I'll never know. Much love and many thanks to announcer http://moiraquirk.com/ (Moira Quirk). Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/ (Click here), and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a...
The ExperTeam’s Health Report
October 21, 2021 11:00 - 4 minutes - 3.73 MBClare's smoking habit revealed. Rosemond from the post office is grumpy.
BONUS-SODE: The ExperTeam’s Health Report
October 21, 2021 11:00 - 4 minutes - 3.92 MBClare's smoking habit revealed. Rosemond from the post office is grumpy. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving ha...
Expertease experts on: SILENT CINEMA
October 18, 2021 11:00 - 10 minutes - 8.77 MBExpert Clare Sera talks VERY LOUDLY about her forays into the new wave of no sound -- today's silent cinema. Danno confuses "cinema" with "cinnamon" and expresses his disappointment with comically big gestures and overly heavy eye makeup.
The “WIN FRIENDS and INFLUENCE PEOPLE” Expertease
October 16, 2021 11:00 - 14 minutes - 11.2 MBThe exciting version of the most boring book in the world. Self-help expert Clark Sera brings the best-selling volume to life with folk rhymes, wisdom, and outright lies. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the li...
The DOUBLE-BREASTED SUIT Expertease
October 16, 2021 11:00 - 14 minutes - 11.7 MBFire! French fries! Oh, and the topic at hand: double-breasted suits. Clare Sera dresses up to dress down expert Danno Sullivan. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-rig...
The HOPSCOTCH Expertease
October 15, 2021 11:00 - 16 minutes - 13.2 MBLearn the facts, the strategies, the history, and the tradgedies of the so-called children's game. Hopscotch expert Clare Sera hops to the microphone to answer questions that Danno Sullivan throws like so many lucky tokens. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your question...
The ExperTeam Streamlines Production!
October 14, 2021 11:00 - 4 minutes - 3.92 MBLeaked phone call reveals innovative techniques to streamline podcast production.
The DANGEROUS LIGHTHOUSE Expertease
October 14, 2021 11:00 - 14 minutes - 13.2 MBA little light housekeeping on the topic of lighthouse-keeping. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's ...
BONUS-SODE: The ExperTeam Streamlines Production!
October 14, 2021 11:00 - 5 minutes - 4.12 MBLeaked phone call reveals innovative techniques to streamline podcast production. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail l...
The SILENT CINEMA Expertease
October 13, 2021 11:00 - 10 minutes - 8.77 MBExpert Clare Sera talks VERY LOUDLY about the silent cinema. Danno confuses "cinema" with "cinnamon" and expresses his disappointment with comically big gestures and overly heavy eye makeup. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the websit...
The “SAY-SAY-SÉANCE” Expertease
October 13, 2021 11:00 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MBClare Sera, or her ectoplasmic doppelgänger, reflects on a life and an afterlife as the world's expert on seances. Danno Sullivan asks questions from a sealed envelope. How he got in the envelope, I'll never know. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comme...
The DOLPHIN-n-MIME Expertease
October 13, 2021 10:45 - 11 minutes - 10.1 MBThe merry jesters of the sea, the dolphins! Host Danno Sullivan queries our special guest, in a high, squealing voice. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner....
The FOLK DANCING Expertease
October 11, 2021 11:00 - 13 minutes - 12.5 MBThe deadly side of this sweet-seeming tradition. Details at folk-off.com Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving ha...
Expertease Experts on: FOLK DANCING
October 11, 2021 11:00 - 14 minutes - 11.9 MBThe deadly side of this sweet-seeming tradition. Clare Sera is an expert in folk dancing. You can visit her site at folk-off.co
MANSPLAINING
October 07, 2021 11:00 - 9 minutes - 7.24 MBListen in to our not-legally-recorded podcasting business call. Mansplaining, Dansplaining, and Claresplaining all rear their ugly heads, along with a severe case of LONG LAG.
Expertease experts on: MT. RUSHMORE – That’s Mr. Rushmore to you
October 04, 2021 11:00 - 14 minutes - 11.7 MBLearn the surpising secrets behind the presidents' behinds from Mt. Rushmore expert Danno Sullivan. Clare Sera interrogates.
The MT. RUSHMORE Expertease
October 02, 2021 11:00 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MB"That’s Mr. Rushmore to you." Learn the surpising secrets behind the presidents' behinds from Mt. Rushmore expert Danno Sullivan. Clare Sera interrogates. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphon...
BONUS-SODE: Annual Podcast Breakfast
September 29, 2021 12:00 - 3 minutes - 2.47 MBA wildly successful, high-power podcast like this one requires untold hours of hard work behind the scenes -- it's not just glamour and champagne! This mini-sode reveals Danno's secret talents and Clare's secret wishes. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or...
EXPERTEAM Behind-the-Scenes: Annual Podcast Breakfast
September 29, 2021 11:00 - 2 minutes - 2.28 MBA wildly successful, high-power podcast like this one requires untold hours of hard work behind the scenes -- it's not just glamour and champagne! This mini-sode reveals Danno's secret talents and Clare's secret wishes. Much love and thanks to announcer http://moiraquirk.com/ (Moira Quirk). Got a request? Let us know what experteases you'd like us to discuss at https://funnypodcast.co
The WILD HONEY Expertease
September 27, 2021 11:15 - 13 minutes - 11 MBTune in for the sweet flavor, stay for the mountainside misadventure. Please do NOT call child services. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where ...
Expertease experts on: Wild Honey
September 27, 2021 11:15 - 13 minutes - 11 MBTune in for the sweet flavor, stay for the mountainside misadventure. Please do NOT call child services. Much love and thanks to announcer http://moiraquirk.com/ (Moira Quirk). Got a request? Let us know what experteases you'd like us to discuss at https://funnypodcast.co
BONUS-SODE: The Experteam’s Money Scheme
September 22, 2021 13:50 - 7 minutes - 5.89 MBShocking, behind-the-scenes footage reveals uncomfortable truths about the supposedly altruistic podcasters and their blatant cons for money-making, but also show a vulnurable side, and concern for monkeys. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Ov...
The Experteam’s Money Scheme
September 22, 2021 12:50 - 7 minutes - 5.89 MBShocking, behind-the-scenes footage reveals uncomfortable truths about the supposedly altruistic podcasters and their blatant cons for money-making, but also show a vulnurable side, and concern for monkeys. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Ov...
SECRET: The Experteam’s Money Scheme
September 22, 2021 12:50 - 7 minutes - 5.69 MBShocking, behind-the-scenes footage reveals uncomfortable truths about the supposedly altruistic podcasters and their blatant cons for money-making, but also show a vulnurable side, and concern for monkeys. Much love and thanks to announcer http://moiraquirk.com/ (Moira Quirk). Got a request? Let us know what experteases you'd like us to discuss at https://funnypodcast.co
PRINTING: The Upper, Lower, and Surprising Middle Cases
September 20, 2021 11:00 - 13 minutes - 11.2 MBBloody ink, immovable type, and an uncomfortable showering moment. Clare Sera is an expert in printing and explains how we communicated before printing, and how we will after. All in one convenient, non-printed podcast. Danno Sullivan flings the queries.
The PRINTING Expertease
September 20, 2021 11:00 - 13 minutes - 11.2 MBBloody ink, immovable type, and an uncomfortable showering moment. Clare Sera is an expert in printing and explains how we communicated before printing, and how we will after. All in one convenient, non-printed podcast. Danno Sullivan flings the queries in Upper, Lower, and Middle Cases Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a reques...
Expertease experts on: PRINTING: The Upper, Lower, and Surprising Middle Cases
September 20, 2021 11:00 - 13 minutes - 11.2 MBBloody ink, immovable type, and an uncomfortable showering moment. Clare Sera is an expert in printing and explains how we communicated before printing, and how we will after. All in one convenient, non-printed podcast. Danno Sullivan flings the queries. Much love and thanks to announcer http://moiraquirk.com/ (Moira Quirk).
BONUS-SODE: The Experteam’s Legal and Office Woes
September 15, 2021 14:00 - 3 minutes - 3.05 MBThe hard-knuckle behind-the-scenes negotiating that keeps a top level podcast like this one running on track. Plus, Clare's daring scheme to get away with murder??? Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little m...