Everything Trying to Kill You
172 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 66 ratingsTwice a month, a lit professor, a behavioral therapist, and an elder care worker make fun of and analyze horror movies...because no one wants to be scared alone. But no one wants to stop watching scary movies, either.
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32: Hard Candy: Cotton Candy Slime
January 18, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 28 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 32 about David Slade’s film, Hard Candy, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important questions like these: How old...
Hard Candy: Cotton Candy Slime
January 18, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 28 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 32 about David Slade’s film, Hard Candy, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important questions like these: How old...
31: A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night: Strawberry Milk
January 04, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 37 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 31 about Ana Lily Amirpour’s film, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important questions like...
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night: Strawberry Milk
January 04, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 37 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 31 about Ana Lily Amirpour’s film, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important questions like...
30: The Haunting of Hill House (Part Two): Scary-Ass Garden of Weeping Angels
December 28, 2018 05:00 - 47 minutes - 21.7 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In part two, “Scary-Ass Garden of Weeping Angels,” of episode 30 about The Haunting of Hill House, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important...
The Haunting of Hill House (Part Two): Scary-Ass Garden of Weeping Angels
December 28, 2018 05:00 - 47 minutes - 21.7 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In part two, “Scary-Ass Garden of Weeping Angels,” of episode 30 about The Haunting of Hill House, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important...
30: The Haunting of Hill House (Part One): The Tower INSIDE
December 21, 2018 11:00 - 1 hour - 27.9 MBYour hosts discuss why The Haunting of Hill House is scary.
The Haunting of Hill House (Part One): The Tower INSIDE
December 21, 2018 11:00 - 1 hour - 27.9 MBYour hosts discuss why The Haunting of Hill House is scary.
Let the Right One In: Dopest Fucking Baby
December 07, 2018 11:00 - 55 minutes - 25.3 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! For episode 29, join Maegan, Mary Kay, and Mary as they discuss Tomas Alfredson’s Let the Right One In. They answer questions like these: What exactly qualifies...
29: Let the Right One In: Dopest Fucking Baby
December 07, 2018 11:00 - 55 minutes - 25.3 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! For episode 29, join Maegan, Mary Kay, and Mary as they discuss Tomas Alfredson’s Let the Right One In. They answer questions like these: What exactly qualifies...
The VVitch: Butter, Axes, and Pretty Dresses
November 23, 2018 10:00 - 1 hour - 32.2 MBYour hosts discuss how The Witch is the newest kind of FUBAR.
28: The VVitch: Butter, Axes, and Pretty Dresses
November 23, 2018 10:00 - 1 hour - 32.2 MBYour hosts discuss how The Witch is the newest kind of FUBAR.
The Amityville Horror: Imaginary Friended
November 09, 2018 11:00 - 53 minutes - 24.7 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that analyzes horror movies! For episode 27, join Maegan, Mary Kay, and Mary as they discuss Stuart Rosenberg's film The Amityville Horror. On this episode, your hosts answer important...
27: The Amityville Horror: Imaginary Friended
November 09, 2018 11:00 - 53 minutes - 24.7 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that analyzes horror movies! For episode 27, join Maegan, Mary Kay, and Mary as they discuss Stuart Rosenberg's film The Amityville Horror. On this episode, your hosts answer important...
Halloween: Tits of Misogyny
October 31, 2018 04:00 - 49 minutes - 22.7 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! For episode 26, join Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary as they discuss John Carpenter's Halloween (1979).
26: Halloween: Tits of Misogyny
October 31, 2018 04:00 - 49 minutes - 22.7 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! For episode 26, join Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary as they discuss John Carpenter's Halloween (1979).
Icebreakers: Doth It Is Our Birthday
October 26, 2018 04:00 - 46 minutes - 21.4 MBOn the podcast's birthday, your hosts open gifts and answer your most exciting icebreaker questions!
25.5: Icebreakers: Doth It Is Our Birthday
October 26, 2018 04:00 - 46 minutes - 21.4 MBOn the podcast's birthday, your hosts open gifts and answer your most exciting icebreaker questions!
25: The Omen: Family Takes All Forms, You Piece of Shit
October 19, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 33.4 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! Join Maegan, Mary Kay, and Mary on their episode about The Omen.
The Omen: Family Takes All Forms, You Piece of Shit
October 19, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 33.4 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! Join Maegan, Mary Kay, and Mary on their episode about The Omen.
Scary Stories, Part II: Bald Headbone
October 12, 2018 04:00 - 29 minutes - 13.5 MBIn celebration of Halloween, your hosts Maegan, Mary, and Mary Kay read each other Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz, and horrific illustrations by Stephen Gammell, in this mini episode!
23.5: Scary Stories, Part II: Bald Headbone
October 12, 2018 04:00 - 29 minutes - 13.5 MBIn celebration of Halloween, your hosts Maegan, Mary, and Mary Kay read each other Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz, and horrific illustrations by Stephen Gammell, in this mini episode!
Interview with the Vampire: The Gullet
October 05, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MBYour hosts discuss Interview with the Vampire and which parts of this story suck the most.
24: Interview with the Vampire: The Gullet
October 05, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MBYour hosts discuss Interview with the Vampire and which parts of this story suck the most.
Deliverance: Dueling White Nonsense
September 21, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 31.6 MBJoin Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary, and Emily Lewis as they discuss Deliverance... and how all this horror could have been easily prevented.
23: Deliverance: Dueling White Nonsense
September 21, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 31.6 MBJoin Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary, and Emily Lewis as they discuss Deliverance... and how all this horror could have been easily prevented.
22: Night of the Living Dead: A Practice in Segue-ism
September 07, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 31.9 MBMary Kay McBrayer, Maegan Brooks, Mary Beyer, and their guest Jack!---as they discuss George Romero’s Night of the Living Dead, your prototypical zombie movie.
Night of the Living Dead: A Practice in Segue-ism
September 07, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 31.9 MBMary Kay McBrayer, Maegan Brooks, Mary Beyer, and their guest Jack!---as they discuss George Romero’s Night of the Living Dead, your prototypical zombie movie.
21: THOROUGHBREDS: From HAHA to OH F#CK
August 24, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 38.5 MBJoin Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary as they discuss Cory Finley’s film, Thoroughbreds... and everyone's favorite topics, teenagers and feelings.
THOROUGHBREDS: From HAHA to OH F#CK
August 24, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 38.5 MBJoin Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary as they discuss Cory Finley’s film, Thoroughbreds... and everyone's favorite topics, teenagers and feelings.
Black Swan: The Gravitron
August 10, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 37.2 MBFor episode 20, of Everything Trying to Kill You, join Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary as they discuss Darren Aronofsky’s film Black Swan.
20: Black Swan: The Gravitron
August 10, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 37.2 MBFor episode 20, of Everything Trying to Kill You, join Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary as they discuss Darren Aronofsky’s film Black Swan.
19: Devil's Candy: Defend Your Man Crush to Your Wife
July 27, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 32.3 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the podcast that talks about all the dangers of stepping out your front door and why you should cancel your plans to stay home and watch horror movies instead. JUST KIDDING! Except, kinda not really…We are the...
Devil's Candy: Defend Your Man Crush to Your Wife
July 27, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 32.3 MBWelcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the podcast that talks about all the dangers of stepping out your front door and why you should cancel your plans to stay home and watch horror movies instead. JUST KIDDING! Except, kinda not really…We are the...
18: Jaws: Shark Cages are FINE
July 13, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 31 MBWhat aquatic beast describes each of our hosts best? Which of us should be called Ishmael? What is Mary's saga with sharks? What's so scary about these monsters? What makes Quint's monologue soooo great? What makes a good house guest?
Jaws: Shark Cages are FINE
July 13, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 31 MBWhat aquatic beast describes each of our hosts best? Which of us should be called Ishmael? What is Mary's saga with sharks? What's so scary about these monsters? What makes Quint's monologue soooo great? What makes a good house guest?
17: Natural Born Killers: 75% Derailed, 25% Chuggin' Along
June 29, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 32.1 MBMaegan, Mary Kay, and their lovely guest, Charles Ray, answer questions like, Is Natural Born Killers scary? What makes Mickey and Mallory Knox so sexy? What's with all the production tricks? How about the snakes?
Natural Born Killers: 75% Derailed, 25% Chuggin' Along
June 29, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 32.1 MBMaegan, Mary Kay, and their lovely guest, Charles Ray, answer questions like, Is Natural Born Killers scary? What makes Mickey and Mallory Knox so sexy? What's with all the production tricks? How about the snakes?
16: Pan's Labyrinth: Not a Snake Spirit, Though
June 15, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBWhat's scary about Guillermo del Toro's movie, Pan's Labyrinth? What would be at the center of YOUR labyrinth? How real is the magic? Which fairy tales inspired this movie? Is the Capitan hot or scary, and are those mutually exclusive? What do you know...
Pan's Labyrinth: Not a Snake Spirit, Though
June 15, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBWhat's scary about Guillermo del Toro's movie, Pan's Labyrinth? What would be at the center of YOUR labyrinth? How real is the magic? Which fairy tales inspired this movie? Is the Capitan hot or scary, and are those mutually exclusive? What do you know...
Raw: Every Dress is a Freakum Dress
June 01, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.3 MBIn this episode, Mary Kay, Mary, Maegan, and their lovely guest Terence talk about Julia Ducournau's film, Raw. Is it a coming of age tale? What makes cannibalism scary? Is cannibalism the same for women and men? What should we make of this ending?
15: Raw: Every Dress is a Freakum Dress
June 01, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.3 MBIn this episode, Mary Kay, Mary, Maegan, and their lovely guest Terence talk about Julia Ducournau's film, Raw. Is it a coming of age tale? What makes cannibalism scary? Is cannibalism the same for women and men? What should we make of this ending?
Evil Dead: Boner Killer, Immediately
May 18, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.1 MBIn this episode, the hosts of Everything Trying to Kill you, and their lovely guest, Jack, wonder, what makes Evil Dead so popular? How much do we love Bruce Campbell? Do we also love Ash? Is Evil Dead a good movie? Is it problematic? And of course, you...
14: Evil Dead: Boner Killer, Immediately
May 18, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.1 MBIn this episode, the hosts of Everything Trying to Kill you, and their lovely guest, Jack, wonder, what makes Evil Dead so popular? How much do we love Bruce Campbell? Do we also love Ash? Is Evil Dead a good movie? Is it problematic? And of course, you...
Alien: Dick Oyster Hell Beast
May 07, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 32 MBThe gang (and Ben) gets real about panties, penis monsters, and patriarchy, as usual.
13: Alien: Dick Oyster Hell Beast
May 07, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 32 MBThe gang (and Ben) gets real about panties, penis monsters, and patriarchy, as usual.
Rosemary's Baby: Devil Emoji, Baby Emoji
April 20, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 39.3 MBGrab a vodka blush and join Maegan, Mary Kay and Mary with guest Trista Edwards as they discuss Roman Polanski's 1968 film: Rosemary's Baby. Given his history, how is it possible that Roman Polanski made a film with such strong feminist tones? Other...
12: Rosemary's Baby: Devil Emoji, Baby Emoji
April 20, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 39.3 MBGrab a vodka blush and join Maegan, Mary Kay and Mary with guest Trista Edwards as they discuss Roman Polanski's 1968 film: Rosemary's Baby. Given his history, how is it possible that Roman Polanski made a film with such strong feminist tones? Other...
11: American Psycho: Smile While You Yell
April 06, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 29.8 MBWhat makes American Psycho a classic? Is it funny? What's the difference between a horror movie and pornography? If you were the ATM, what would you demand Patrick Bateman to feed to you? What exactly just happened to me?
American Psycho: Smile While You Yell
April 06, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 29.8 MBWhat makes American Psycho a classic? Is it funny? What's the difference between a horror movie and pornography? If you were the ATM, what would you demand Patrick Bateman to feed to you? What exactly just happened to me?