Michael D'Angelo is a hard working ex-military comedian who had the best cunninglingus joke at the Fringe 2019 (Kate Copstick said so!) and he's incredibly handsome to boot. But things haven't always been easy—he joined the military because he found it more relaxing and stable than his home life and lived in his car while trying to pursue his dream in stand up. Currently he lives next to a night club that never shuts up. So he's funny, hardworking, handsome, talented, a national hero, and he's suffered? F*ck him! Also, Eve is hated for being Jewish (I think we've heard this one before?) and Katharyn moves back to New York in view only.