Everyone's Doing Better Than Me
39 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago -A podcast about jealousy versus reality birthed from the misery of chasing your dreams. Hosted by New York Jewess comedian Eve Ellenbogen (@eveelbow).
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Peter Jones Has It All Under Control
August 11, 2021 21:44 - 1 hour - 83.1 MBComedian, television writer, actor, TikTok SENSATION, and Godfather to Melbourne comedy, Peter Jones knows what it's like to work hard and slay in the world of standup. Friends since 2015, Pete shares with Eve some of his sage wisdom on how he deals with anxieties around standup (hint: he keeps doing standup), while Eve shares with Pete about her problem of accidentally sitting in other people's piss. Listen to hear two good friends reunite and talk shop about their favorite pastime!
Phil Wang Is Impressive to Everyone Except the Chess Hustlers in Washington Square Park
July 19, 2021 05:03 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBIn 2021, Phil Wang wrote a book, filmed a comedy special, and appeared on an American TV show, BUT he also lost at chess to a hustler in NYC’s Washington Square Park, which is the only thing that makes Katharyn and Eve feel better while facing the rest of his wild success. Also, Katharyn competes with (and loses to) the entirety of football, and Eve nearly commits a hate crime. Listen to the full episode of Everyone's Doing Better Than Me to hear more! We just launched our Patreon! Clic...
Liv Hewson Is So Wise at 25 That It's Kind of Upsetting
July 12, 2021 05:09 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBLiv Hewson is an Australian actor, writer, comedian, and future sage. At 25, they have already starred on Netflix’s “Santa Clarita Diet” and worked with some of the biggest names in Hollywood, all while harboring an ego smaller than a grain of sand and prioritizing things like “compassion” and “boundaries,” making it very difficult for Eve and Katharyn to resent them in the way the two would like. Also, Eve visits the ninth circle of hell (NYC's open mic scene) and Katharyn bumps into her ol...
Nathan Hurd Is Black, Albino, and Legally Blind—Could He Have It Any Easier?
July 05, 2021 02:49 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBNathan Hurd is a comedian, actor, and explosive TikTok star. Growing up black, albino, and legally blind caused him enough struggle to make him empathetic and wise, but is it enough for Eve and Katharyn to forgo their usual bitter envy, or are they forever two jealous b*tches? Also, Katharyn melts down over Instagram clips, and Eve gives a terrible eulogy for a deceased friend. Listen to hear the full shebang!
Michael D'Angelo Will Only Travel to NYC to Fight Crime
June 28, 2021 01:21 - 1 hour - 54.3 MBMichael D'Angelo is a hard working ex-military comedian who had the best cunninglingus joke at the Fringe 2019 (Kate Copstick said so!) and he's incredibly handsome to boot. But things haven't always been easy—he joined the military because he found it more relaxing and stable than his home life and lived in his car while trying to pursue his dream in stand up. Currently he lives next to a night club that never shuts up. So he's funny, hardworking, handsome, talented, a national hero, and he...
Naomi Higgins Is Good at Everything, What a Monster!
June 20, 2021 23:05 - 53 minutes - 40.9 MBNetflix star, RAW Comedy finalist, writer, actor, and comedian Naomi Higgins is the ultimate high achiever, but she's also funny and down to Earth, so we really should despise her...except she's so cool. Listen to Naomi talk about how being diagnosed with ADHD changed her life, plus how she ended up with her own television show. Also, Katharyn gets conned buying secondhand cups on the Nextdoor app, and Eve becomes a TikTok sensation.
Brad Walsh Makes Art While Wearing Only a Bathrobe and Jewels
June 13, 2021 23:57 - 1 hour - 49.7 MBToday’s guest, Brad Walsh, is a musician, artist, interior designer, hot b*tch, and genuinely good soul. One of the only people ever to arrive in NYC and be immediately embraced by the city, Brad talks about the highs, the lows, and what it’s like to sit in the middle seat. Also, Katharyn screams about being a housewife and Eve counts all of her spare change. Listen in to join the ride!
Sam Petersen Doesn't Need to Be the Funniest Person in the Room--Is He Even Human?
May 30, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 71.4 MBOn this week’s episode, Sam Petersen, host of Confessions of the Idiots, explains what it’s like to be secure in himself, which throws the girls for a loop. Sam discusses his approach to all things comedy, but also tells stories about Eve from before she was famous (in her own mind). Also, Katharyn is going to jail over her taxes and ends up with more housing drama, while Eve cancels every open micer, including herself. Listen in!
Drew Dowdey Is So Zen, You'll Want Him Around AND Inside You
May 12, 2021 02:37 - 1 hour - 54.2 MBThis week, Eve tries to f**k guest Drew Dowdey, who’s actually kind of into it. Comedian, podcaster, actor on Showtime’s upcoming Flatbush Misdemeanors, JOURNALER, and one of Katharyn’s favorite comics, Drew is full of surprises and (non-bullsh*t) wisdom. Listen to this week’s episode of Everyone’s Doing Better Than Me to hear what foreplay sounds like in a Zoom chat.
Danielle Meitiv for President But She Doesn't Even Want It
May 03, 2021 03:34 - 1 hour - 51.6 MBDanielle Meitiv is a scientist, oceanographer, health coach, TikTok star, and, most importantly, Eve’s cousin. She’s worked in government, run for office, written a romance novel, and fought to change Maryland state law. She’s smart, hardworking, and courageous, and everything she’s tried to do, she succeeded at—WHAT A B*ITCH! Listen to this episode and then buy yourself an ice cream so you can feel better about your life in comparison. (But, actually, don’t, because she’s a heath coach and ...
Shayla Lange Is An Entrepreneurial Sh*t Queen
April 27, 2021 02:04 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBThis week’s guest, Shayla Lange, is a New York-based professional dominatrix, kink educator, and new business owner. Listen to hear how she sobered up, built her own BDSM dungeon, and turned her stinky armpits into cash. Also included: Katharyn curses Marie Kondo, and Eve complains about New York real estate. Plus, a bonus history lesson on “Roman Showers!”
Hot Garbage: Session 2 - Sac Up, Take Life on the Chin!
April 20, 2021 03:30 - 1 hour - 37.2 MBEve pushes Katharyn to put her in her will, but instead Katharyn just tries to tell a very sad story about Venmo, which makes Eve cry. Also included: London and New York are different cities; a fun story about poop; some thoughts on gun violence; and Katharyn becoming an insufferable meditator. Listen to hear two New York chickens squawking away!
Kevin William Reed Buffs His Undies Really White
April 14, 2021 04:25 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBKevin William Reed is a talented painter and tattoo artist, a genuine human being, and one of the hottest people in Brooklyn--all of this makes Katharyn swoon and Eve enraged on this week’s episode of Everyone’s Doing Better Than Me. Highlights include Katharyn’s tortured childhood and how it’s linked to scrambled eggs, Eve finally having sex and paying the painful price, and a white sofa saga that doesn’t disappoint. Listen to this episode for bonus tips on how to get those tighty whities s...
Hot Garbage: Session 1 - Death by TM
April 09, 2021 03:33 - 49 minutes - 28.7 MBThis episode begins Katharyn and Eve’s weekly discussions of any awful thing on their minds, without the burden of a successful, interesting guest to hog the spotlight. Topics include Wim Hof breathing repurposed for foreplay, Katharyn’s hideously annoying voicemail, and both hosts’ views on Transcendental Meditation, which may or may not include death (wink, wink). Also, Kyle owes Katharyn $20. Listen to get the good goss!
Lance Turnbull Is Getting Very Stressed
April 06, 2021 21:51 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBEve and Katharyn get high and berate Eve’s good friend and return guest, Lance Turnbull, about ethical non-monogamy, something he doesn’t actually practice or believe in. Also, a doctor rejects Eve’s boob, and Katharyn’s teenage journal is read and ridiculed. Fun for the whole family! Follow us on Instagram!
Bella Green Spent the Pandemic Taking Every Drug and Writing a Book
March 31, 2021 18:16 - 1 hour - 48.6 MBThis week, we chat with Bella Green, Katharyn's more productive (and blonde) doppelgänger, about her upcoming comedy festival show, her new book Happy Endings, and her profound love for drugs. Also discussed is Katharyn's love for men who sell hot dogs and Eve's resentment toward people who eat carbs.
Erika Ehler Makes Us Sweat for Her Approval
March 22, 2021 16:52 - 1 hour - 50.6 MBThis week, Katharyn and Eve welcome their youngest (and already incredibly successful) guest Erika Ehler, writer for Netflix's "Death to 2020" and winner of the Chortle Student Comedy Award, whose early accolades and talent only serve to upset the hosts even more than usual.
16. Erika Ehler Makes Us Sweat for Her Approval
March 22, 2021 16:52 - 1 hour - 50.6 MBThis week, Katharyn and Eve welcome their youngest (and already incredibly successful) guest Erika Ehler, writer for Netflix's "Death to 2020" and winner of the Chortle Student Comedy Award, whose early accolades and talent only serve to upset the hosts even more than usual.
15. Benji Rothman Is Getting a Good Return on His Investments, and Other Things Sweet Jewish Boys Say
March 04, 2021 02:43 - 1 hour - 51.5 MBCanadian comedian and everyone's favorite Jewish grandson, Benji Rothman (@iphonebenj) is this week's guest on Everyone's Doing Better Than Me. Listen for the inside goss on Eve's (@eveelbow) wildly disappointing sex life, Benji's side hustle as Pokemon card dealer, and that time Katharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) pooped on a dude. Be sure to like and subscribe, and follow us on Instagram at @everyonesdoingbetter!
Benji Rothman Is Getting a Good Return on His Investments, and Other Things Sweet Jewish Boys Say
March 04, 2021 02:43 - 1 hour - 51.5 MBCanadian comedian and everyone's favorite Jewish grandson, Benji Rothman (@iphonebenj) is this week's guest on Everyone's Doing Better Than Me. Listen for the inside goss on Eve's (@eveelbow) wildly disappointing sex life, Benji's side hustle as Pokemon card dealer, and that time Katharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) pooped on a dude. Be sure to like and subscribe, and follow us on Instagram at @everyonesdoingbetter!
Monica Salazar Didn't Want to Visit Your Stupid Pencil Store Anyway
February 25, 2021 00:25 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBKatharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) and Eve (@eveelbow) get to a new level of friendship, in which Eve ignores Katharyn's cries for help. Musician, hot mom, and apple of Katharyn's eye Monica Salazar (@toofarsalazar) from the band Courtship Ritual joins the podcast this week, being so effortlessly funny and cool that both hosts forget just how jealous they usually are.
14. Monica Salazar Didn't Want to Visit Your Stupid Pencil Store Anyway
February 25, 2021 00:25 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBKatharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) and Eve (@eveelbow) get to a new level of friendship, in which Eve ignores Katharyn's cries for help. Musician, hot mom, and apple of Katharyn's eye Monica Salazar (@toofarsalazar) from the band Courtship Ritual joins the podcast this week, being so effortlessly funny and cool that both hosts forget just how jealous they usually are.
Ep. 14 - Monica Salazar Didn't Want to Visit Your Stupid Pencil Store Anyway
February 24, 2021 15:47 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBKatharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) and Eve (@eveelbow) get to a new level of friendship, in which Eve ignores Katharyn's cries for help. Musician, hot mom, and apple of Katharyn's eye Monica Salazar (@toofarsalazar) from the band Courtship Ritual joins the podcast this week, being so effortlessly funny and cool that both hosts forget just how jealous they usually are.
13. Cassie Workman Is Cooler Than All of Us
February 18, 2021 00:12 - 1 hour - 52.7 MBThis week, Katharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) and Eve (@eveelbow) chat about foot fetishes, Tinder, and the fun parts of depression and misery, with Katharyn getting really creative with her afterlife plans. Cassie Workman (@thecassieworkman) joins the show and quietly schools Eve and Katharyn on what it is to actually struggle without the griping. Both are humbled/scandalized, though neither is reformed in her jealousy. Have a listen, then rate & subscribe!
Cassie Workman Is Cooler Than All of Us
February 18, 2021 00:12 - 1 hour - 52.7 MBThis week, Katharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) and Eve (@eveelbow) chat about foot fetishes, Tinder, and the fun parts of depression and misery, with Katharyn getting really creative with her afterlife plans. Cassie Workman (@thecassieworkman) joins the show and quietly schools Eve and Katharyn on what it is to actually struggle without the griping. Both are humbled/scandalized, though neither is reformed in her jealousy. Have a listen, then rate & subscribe!
12. Ben Knight Insists Hot People Suffer Too
February 11, 2021 00:52 - 1 hour - 40.7 MBThis week, new co-hosts Katharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) and Eve (@eveelbow) enjoy shooting the breeze about Katharyn's boring adventures in acid and Eve's never ending quest to be held by a stranger. Ben Knight (@bigredbenknight) is our ginger guest, flaunting his fabulous life in a way that makes Eve and Katharyn doubt he's ever suffered a day in his life. Listen in and judge for yourself | Rate & subscribe!
Ben Knight Insists Hot People Suffer Too
February 11, 2021 00:52 - 1 hour - 40.7 MBThis week, new co-hosts Katharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) and Eve (@eveelbow) enjoy shooting the breeze about Katharyn's boring adventures in acid and Eve's never ending quest to be held by a stranger. Ben Knight (@bigredbenknight) is our ginger guest, flaunting his fabulous life in a way that makes Eve and Katharyn doubt he's ever suffered a day in his life. Listen in and judge for yourself | Rate & subscribe!
Katharyn Henson Joins the Podcast!
February 02, 2021 21:10 - 2 hours - 79.2 MBThis week, Eve chats to her good friend and comedy soul-twin Katharyn Henson, whose story of getting through 2020 definitely wins the category of "Most Harrowing Covid experiences without actually getting Covid." The two talk mental health, bad luck, life without money during lockdown, women in comedy, all while sharing their jealousies/praising each other wildly. Check it out!
Katharyn Henson
February 02, 2021 21:10 - 2 hours - 79.2 MBThis week, Eve chats to her good friend and comedy soul-twin Katharyn Henson, whose story of getting through 2020 definitely wins the category of "Most Harrowing Covid experiences without actually getting Covid." The two talk mental health, bad luck, life without money during lockdown, women in comedy, all while sharing their jealousies/praising each other wildly. Check it out!
Cam Knight
January 20, 2021 01:59 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBEve chats to Cam Knight about Covid life, being hot, and that time Eve *may* have sexually harassed Cam.
Rhys Nicholson
October 25, 2020 18:56 - 1 hour - 105 MBRhys Nicholson chats with Eve this week on everything from his feelings about diamond engagement rings to how sweet of a guy Conan really is. One of Australia's most exciting comedians, Rhys has reached a level of success that includes performing in some of the world's most celebrated venues, but also getting a new, unexciting style of "fan" mail. This interview was recorded in January 2020, before Eve and Rhys realized that their problems were nothing in the grand scheme of things!
Oh, hi! It's me, Eve.
October 16, 2020 23:08 - 21 minutes - 48.7 MBThis week, it's just Eve, musing about life and self-help and the general bullshizz that's on her mind.
Lewis Dowell
October 09, 2020 03:20 - 1 hour - 198 MBEve talks to her very good friend and all-time favorite ginger comedian, Lewis Dowell. Listen to the two flatter one another through conversations about running injuries, joke writing, and other fun little tidbits.
James G Warren
September 29, 2020 22:42 - 1 hour - 219 MBThis week, Eve is joined by comedian and very sweet boy, James G Warren. James is originally from Tasmania, but moved to Melbourne to grind it out in the comedy scene, back in the days when there was one--lol! Plus, listen to Eve talk about going to Niagara Falls in the midst of a global pandemic! (Sorry to brag.) Put the words in your ears and enjoy yourself.
Josh Earl
September 22, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour - 90.1 MBThis week, Eve chats with one of her faves, Melbourne comic Josh Earl! Listen to find out what problems Eve and Josh had nearly a year ago, back when they recorded this in 2019--things have changed!
I'm Back, Baby!
September 13, 2020 17:31 - 43 minutes - 76.4 MBThis episode kicks off the return of EDBTM from Covid hibernation. Listen to find out what Eve's been up to during this time, and to hear some very unpolished joke ideas.
Lance Turnbull
March 03, 2020 01:30 - 1 hour - 132 MBToday, Eve talks to yet another BFF, Lance Turnbull, a sketch performer and writer based in Melbourne.
Zack Dyer (intro w/Lance Turnbull)
February 26, 2020 12:45 - 1 hour - 137 MBThis week, Eve talks to BFF Zack Dyer and tries to get him to open up about his childhood, but all he wants to talk about is Jews and comedy...yuck. At some point, the two have a fight, and it's up to the listener to decide who's right (spoiler: Zack). Give a listen!
Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall
February 18, 2020 13:43 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBAlasdair Tremblay-Birchall joins Eve in the first-ever episode of Everyone's Doing Better Than Me, where Eve gets people to tell her about their problems so she can feel better.