Everyone's A Critic
270 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 months ago - ★★★★★ - 107 ratingsThe internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions!
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Ep 210: The Server (who was Cream)
August 24, 2022 08:45 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBWe're back! In today's show, we dive deep into Sonic the Hedgehog lore, and I mistakenly call Cream's friend "Cookies." Her friend isn't Cookies. Her friend is Cheese. Cream and Cheese. Sorry, Sega. Fuck. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: h...
Ep 209: High-Key Yuck Yuck
August 10, 2022 16:05 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBAlternate titles include: The Episode that Almost Wasn't, The Episode that Almost Wasn't... wait, that's it. I thought I had more. Today we've got reviews for a masturbation-themed pub in Wilsonville, Oregon AND daddy-themed foods from the Allest of AllRecipes. Unbelievable. We're likely skipping next week's upload (for the first time ever) so that we can get an episode ahead. Stay hydrated and we'll see you in two weeks! Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/...
Ep 208: The Summer to My Sausage
August 03, 2022 15:31 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBIn today's show, we finally do reviews for Hickory Farms meat and cheese boxes. I honestly wish we did an exclusively Hickory Farms podcast. I don't even remember what the rest of the show was about. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https...
Ep 207: This Pleases the Nut
July 27, 2022 15:27 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBToday's title is a bit of merciless SEO. But we didn't stop at nuts! This episode also has fried chicken and karaoke. Talk about a *banger*. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ L...
Ep 206: A Sip Worth Chewing
July 20, 2022 15:43 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBIn today's show, Stacy (finally) leaves the room, Jess arrogantly couches herself on our tongues, and Jacqueline learns about effervescence. I thought I was bringing fire with shrimp reviews, but I didn't know I was up against a grad student. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies ...
Ep 205: Because of Chicken Beast
July 13, 2022 15:28 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBIn today's show, Jess tries to keep things light with reviews for Winn-Dixie the Dog, but fails when faced with a five pound burger and a fried chicken on a spoon. We're really killin' it on this track. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: htt...
Ep 204: feel fetal Fridley at
July 06, 2022 15:25 - 55 minutes - 60.4 MBIn today's show, Jess begins a 4 part epic through the lore of Winn Dixie, and we take a very patriotic trip to Bonanza, Oregon (honk, honk). If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Li...
Ep 203: Ready to Be the Problem!
June 29, 2022 15:44 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBIn today's show, Daddy Bezos gives our DVDs the plastic coffins they need, and we once again explore the horrifying ball pit that is Chipotle. WE LOVE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU ARE OOOOOOKAY. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.faceboo...
Ep 202: It’s a Grocery Store, Tina
June 22, 2022 15:35 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBIn today's show, Jess hurts herself, a puppy ruins a Trader Joe's, and a dictionary flattens the elderly. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our...
Ep 201: Sushi! The Whole Foods Opera
June 15, 2022 15:34 - 1 hour - 70.5 MBIn today's show, I bring us a new world of sushi on Amazon, and Jess takes Guy Fieri's hideous red car for a spin. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great sho...
Ep 200: Two Peas and THAT Perogi
June 08, 2022 16:02 - 55 minutes - 57.3 MBTo celebrate episode 200, we go backwards in a major way, look at reviews for the biggest things in Canada, and keep our nonsense, for ONCE, to under an hour. Thank you all so much for stickin' around, and we'll catch you on the next one. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to f...
Ep 199: Say F*ck on Your Own Time
June 01, 2022 15:11 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBToday's title is brought to you by Applebee's! Spend at least 25 fucks and get a free ticket to Top Gun: Maverick! See, 'cause the title of Top Gun: Maverick is profane enough, I left it alone. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www....
Ep 198: Silver Dollar Whoopsie
May 25, 2022 15:48 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBTODAY! THIS MORNING! We bring Branson Week to a dramatic conclusion, and Jess finds reviews for mouthwash that makes your tongue orange, ruins your taste buds, and damages your gums. We're keeping it LIGHT over here! FUCK! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Fa...
Ep 197: Bigfoot Says No to Drugs
May 18, 2022 15:41 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBDespite cutting a solid 30 minutes from this ep, you're still getting sick reviews for Outback Steakhouse, a discontinued Bigfoot expedition, and the world's biggest meatball and fork. C'est impossible! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: htt...
Ep 196: Three Being Big Bean
May 11, 2022 15:50 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBIn today's XXL episode, Jess brings us the Pious Parent's Guide for Disney's Dinosaur (2000), and we take in the sights, smells, and breaky breaky hearts of Branson: Day 2. I kind of hate what I just wrote, looking back at it. Idk what to say. This episode is jam *packed* with flavor. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet ...
Ep 195: See How Easily I Go?
May 04, 2022 15:45 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBLike, I *just* go. Shwoop! Today's episode also marks the start of Branson week! And we get a long-time caller, first time listener. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to ...
Ep 194: That’s. My. SHADE.
April 27, 2022 15:43 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBToday's episode is a hurt locker of earthly pleasures, with reviews for garden hoses AND mall Macy's. Hey WHAT?! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows...
Ep 193: Liebfraumilch
April 20, 2022 16:17 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBIn today's show, a spouse is betrayed, an Ibex is murdered, and we Yelp it from a FUCKING MOUNTAIN. Bye! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our...
Ep 192: Flags of Our Martians
April 13, 2022 15:32 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBToday's title isn't even a slant rhyme, and I have a *very* liberal (and accurate) definition of slant rhyme. Yes, I'm talking to you. Yes, you're wrong. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-232769630...
Ep 191: Gluten-Free Lap Dances
April 06, 2022 15:52 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBA lot gets said in today's show without a lot of scripting. TO BE CLEAR, hiring folks with records = GOOD. Being a total Micah Camden about it = badbadbad. https://www.pdxmonthly.com/eat-and-drink/2018/08/why-is-super-deluxe-rocking-portland-s-fast-food-world If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone All...
Ep 190: Bone Broth Booster
March 30, 2022 15:29 - 56 minutes - 52.7 MBIn today's show, we sell meat back to vegans, Jess gets down with some slacks, and my reveal that I am, most unfortunately, the asshole. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen ...
Ep 189: Hunt for Red Lobstober
March 23, 2022 14:11 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBI'm certain somebody has done that pun before. I refuse to look it up. In today's show, Jess also brings some choice cuts from the Pious Parent's Guide to Moving Pictures. Pious, fwiw, is my go-to first guess in Wordle. SMALL WORLD. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester ...
Ep 188: Until the Hands Dropped Off
March 16, 2022 16:12 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBIn today's episode, we enjoy all-carb smoothies, a wealthy steak-eater "continues the experience," and Charles Bukowski fucks an alarm clock. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Li...
Ep 187: It Got Unrunny Later
March 09, 2022 17:14 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBIn today's episode, a genderless adult snorts granola. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. It's the ONLY game in town. HELL'S BELLS. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: ...
Ep 186: Dead as a Doornail
March 02, 2022 16:36 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBKombucha kits and bougie kids toys make for a fantastic new episode. Who knew?! Fuckin' hell. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment, and BOY HOWDY HOT DAMN Y'ALL. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other g...
Ep 185: Piss, Pickles, and Onion Juice
February 23, 2022 17:07 - 51 minutes - 47.8 MBIn today's show, I ruin my stomach forever, Jess exposes the secrets of onion juice, and I attempt to hand squeeze an onion. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other ...
Ep 184: Small Chicken Nugget Crumbs
February 16, 2022 16:57 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBKiss it on both sides, let it ride! If it doesn't come back, you've done it right! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xray...
Ep 183: Fun for Lady or Brother!
February 09, 2022 16:27 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MBTONIGHT! We conclude Jess' 2-part special: Creamer?! I barely know her! We also look at reviews for stuff bachelorettes can do before their lives are ruined forever. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Criti...
Ep 182: I’m a Creamer Goblin
February 02, 2022 17:11 - 56 minutes - 52.4 MBIn today's show, Jess admits her biggest character flaw in her 2-part barnbuster, and I bring reviews for the best place to find hot lads. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen...
Ep 181: Jess-It-Yourself!
January 26, 2022 16:20 - 58 minutes - 52.8 MBBe not throw stones if you live in glass! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau onc...
Ep 180: I Don’t DO Chicken
January 19, 2022 16:49 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBIn today's show, Jess brings more reviews from the land where everything is BIG, and we remind ourselves why people LIKE Chilis?! Also, the rough cut of this ep was like 2 hours total. Getting it down to our usual hour+ was some kind of miracle. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies...
Ep 179: Content for Ghouls
January 12, 2022 16:48 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBToday we provide savory and delicious content for a wildly underserved market, with reviews for squirrels, liver, and accent chairs. You're welcome! Alternate titles for today's show include: Papadam? Papadam? Papadam? If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Face...
Ep 178: Determinism? Thank you.
January 05, 2022 16:27 - 58 minutes - 54 MBIn today's show, Jess introduces the nightmarish Wheel of Wheels, we eat schnitzeled poultry at the Chicken Guy, and we go on a magical Food Network journey. The Food Network synergy was completely unintentional. This, our funniest episode in a while, is under an hour! I genuinely don't know how we did it, given... all of it. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yel...
Ep 177: It’s Your Ass, Forever
December 29, 2021 16:26 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBMy favorite hyperpop album. In today's show, Jess reads reviews for restaurants in North Dakota (???) and I bring a new recurring topic for the good times and the bad. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Cr...
Ep 177: Peppa‘s Hall of Horrors
December 22, 2021 13:57 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBin today's holiday special, we're enjoying some very old pork in our favorite little book nook. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: ht...
Ep 176: Peppa‘s Hall of Horrors
December 22, 2021 13:57 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBin today's holiday special, we're enjoying some very old pork in our favorite little book nook. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: ht...
Ep 175: Grandpa Laments the Outhouse
December 15, 2021 16:44 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBHey folks! Sheesh! This one's got "Let's Talk about Slacks, Baby!" and some reviews for naughty ornaments. Okay!? Jeeze! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other gre...
Ep 174: Veganuary!
December 08, 2021 16:33 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBIn today's show, Jess brings a pretentious palate of brews, we read reviews for a vegan cheese shop, and Jess declares that it is, indeed, time to eat out. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696...
Ep 173: Bun Length is Better
December 01, 2021 17:01 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBIn today's very tense episode, we talk post-punk, post-WWII architecture, and TGI Fridays. We've also got reviews for hot dogs. This episode is brought to you by sick days. SICK DAYS. It feels good when you do it, except when it doesn't anymore. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies...
Ep 172: The Gobble Goblin Cometh
November 24, 2021 16:16 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBHappy 2nd Halloween everyone! We're not done being spooky yet, and Jess has proven that by resurrecting the dead! (Allrecipes, that is). If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen t...
Ep 171: Feels Good When You Do It!
November 17, 2021 16:51 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBIn today's jumbo-sized episode (we tried y'all), we celebrate all things infrastructure with reviews for Fort Lauderdale and Miami, as well as Central Maine Power. We also lose our fucking minds a little. FREE PUB TRIVIA made by ME this FRIDAY at 7:00 PST, twitch.tv/criticeveryone. Chill to join, no login needed, just pull up the quiz site and enjoy 6 rounds of utter madness with some fellow listeners. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy...
Ep 170: The Jessica Does It Everytime
November 10, 2021 16:34 - 1 hour - 61 MBIn today's cursed program, rich people waste even more money, I get sweaty at the TGI Fridays, and Jess plays Burger, Braise, Best Friend with her favorite woodland critters. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyone...
Ep 169: Clog Up My Pita
November 03, 2021 15:52 - 58 minutes - 53.1 MBToday's wordy title is brought to you by anecdotes, olives, and surprise recurring segments. This one had a 48-hour turnaround and is so, so good ya'll. Happy 169th! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Crit...
Ep 168: Where‘s Your God Now, Linus?
October 27, 2021 15:43 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBOur episodes are getting darker, same as the days and life itself. Nah, jk, it's just a Spooktober special! Lol. Haha If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great ...
Ep 167: The Sweet Release of Death
October 20, 2021 15:46 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBIn today's show, Jess does a Talk Shit, Bring Your Own Drag, and I bring reviews for raw cookie dough shops. It's a spooky raw foods special, whether dough© like it or not! Also, Community Night tomorrow! Twitch.tv/criticeveryone, 7:00 PST. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to ...
Ep 166: Romaines of the Bidet
October 13, 2021 15:40 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBIn today's show, we again take a deep, nasty dive into Chipotle's wikipedia page, and Jess finds a new reason to loathe Trader Joe's. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to t...
Ep 165: Steve Combs Delivered My Baby
October 06, 2021 15:53 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBIn today's show, we ring in the 12 weeks of Christmas, Jess takes us to the worst neighborhood on Earth, and I bring reviews for White Stuff™. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Li...
Ep 164: The Lost Episode (of Kitchen Nightmares)
September 29, 2021 15:50 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBIn today's show, we look at reviews for Oceana Grill, a New Orleans restaurant that sued Kitchen Nightmares twice (and won). Meanwhile, we head back to the book nook, because we should and we're supposed to. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page:...
Ep 163: Let‘s Talk about Slacks! (Baby!)
September 22, 2021 15:59 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBIn today's show, J-bones debuts a sci-fi serial for no clear reason, and Jess debuts a recurring pants segment for *all* of the reasons. We haven't skipped a week in 3 years and we're STILL TAKING CREATIVE RISKS?! POR QUOI?! Community night this Friday @ 7:00 PST! Join us if you're bored! Twitch.tv/criticeveryone If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: fore...
Ep 162: Gun Owners and Gravity Falls
September 15, 2021 15:53 - 58 minutes - 54.6 MBIn today's show, we explore the *wild* reviews for the roadside attraction that inspired Gravity Falls, and we also play a few *thrilling* rounds of Whale Spotting! Also, the next Community Night is Friday the 24th! For those who mind such things. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. MERCH: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Check out our merch at Design ...