Every F'n FF
178 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 65 ratingsA FINAL FANTASY bookclub podcast with sassy and classy host boys Curtis, Karl, and Alex. Join them weekly for a journey through every FINAL FANTASY game, as we ask the BIG questions such as; how many cats are there in FF7? What does Sephiroth smell like? Why do the characters in FFX dress like that? Play along week-by-week, or just let them do all the grinding and reap the benefits!
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FFVII 27: Twice the Pride, Double the Clod
December 20, 2019 05:00 - 2 hours - 84.5 MBThis week we're back at where we started: deep in Midgar! We hop through chutes and ladders, and meander along some familiar subway tracks and headquarters. It's truly déjà vu ex machina. Follow Curtis on Twitch - http://twitch.tv/twirlincurtis Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 26: Holy Diver
December 13, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 81 MBThis week we was podded our cast silly! We take off for The City of the Ancients with Bugenhagen to search for clues for how we can stop Meteor. We're led to more deep sea explorations, weapons of all flavors and sizes, wet magic, and our return to Midgar! Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 25: Master and Commander
December 06, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 78.7 MBNow that our Chocobreeding divergence is over, we're headed back to Rocket Town in pursuit of the Huge Materia. We slaughter our way to space and reflect on our place in the world. We also return to Cosmo Canyon and use our huge brains to figure stuff out and discuss what certain summons taste like. Listen to the Those Who Fight podcast - http://thosewhofight.libsyn.com/ Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - ...
FFVII 24: Mogspeed You! Black Chocobo (w/ Remy PreKariat)
November 29, 2019 05:00 - 2 hours - 96.6 MBTurkey day is over, so today we're hunkering down in the studio and talking about everything Chocobo! To help us on the long road to that sweet Golden 'Bo, our bud Remy came into the studio! We discuss FFVII bugs, nuts, Pokémon bugs, Dave & Buster's, nuts, RNGs, overpowered summons, and nuts! Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or joi...
FFVII 23: The Hunt For Red Submarine No. 1
November 22, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 79.5 MBOnce again we've returned to Junon: this time to pull fire alarms, fight Carry Armor, and hijack a submarine! What treasures and horrors await us in the depths of the Gaia seas? The Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group - horg.com Muttski - "Welcome to FF Speedruns (Carry Armor)" - bit.ly/2XAGtJV Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or...
FFVII 22: The Suite Life of Zack and Cloudy
November 15, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 88.8 MBIn which we punch a kaiju in the dick, put a name to a himbo, and get slimed. Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 21: All Dogs Go to Lifestream
November 08, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 92.6 MBWe find ourselves stumbling to the supposed vacation destination Mideel, where we find an old friend and meet man's best friend! We also get to play dad, hijack a train, and defend an egg! Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 20: Bad Gas (w/ Alex Wimmer)
November 01, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 99.3 MBWe're back in Junon, baby! – and Cloud is nowhere to be found! Alas we move onward, having a real sleepy time with our friend Alex Wimmer! We go for a final jog before being executed and get into slapping fights while the end of the world knocks at our door! Follow Wimmer on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Mrwimmer Follow 8BitLA for updates on Freq Fest Homecoming: https://twitter.com/8BitLA Tune in Nov 2nd to help Karl raise money for Children's Hospital of Philadelphia: https://www.twitch.t...
FFVII 19: Yamskiing (w/ Mike Shirley-Donnelly)
October 25, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 103 MBThis week we're taking on the Gaea's Cliff and descend into the Northern Crater, with our friend Mike Shirley-Donnelly of Curious Quail! We learn about body temperature management, save point lore, stalagmites, and black-haired himbos! Skitters and Topaz drop in as well, and not all is as it seems. Follow Mike on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/curiousquail Listen/buy music by Curious Quail music: https://curiousquail.bandcamp.com/ Tune in Nov 2nd to help Karl raise money for Children's Hosp...
BONUS: Thank You From a Goose!
October 23, 2019 15:00 - 10 minutes - 7.58 MBGreetings friends! Alex, here. This is a bit that was originally going to be at the end of next episode (dropping Friday) but both this segment and the episode went longer than expected, so it's a mini/bonus/mess instead! For context, last Saturday I came across a kitten on the highway in central Philadelphia who needed expensive medical attention so we whipped up a GoFundMe and boy did people come through! In only a few days, we reached our goal, and on this minisode, we'd like to thank ev...
FFVII 18: It's Tricky!
October 18, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 91 MBAfter a smooth and painless trip through the City of the Ancients, we've made it all the way to the Icicle Inn! We check out the local nightlife, get in a fistfight, snoop through a dead man's DVR, and hit the fresh powder! Help this kitten get her surgery! - gf.me/u/vzkmd5 Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 17: Bone Village is for Lovers (w/ TinyNeenja)
October 11, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 78.4 MBThis week we're visiting the spooky and sensual Bone Village and beyond with our artist and streamer friend Nina a.k.a. TinyNeenja! We go on a big dig for treasure and delights, in hopes to eventually find our friends Aerith and Sephiroth. Hopefully nothing tragic or iconic happens! Follow TinyNeenja on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tinyneenja Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg Yo...
FFVII 16: Legends of the Hidden Temple
October 04, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 104 MBOops! Long episode. After a successful date and backstabbing we're making our way east to Aerith's grandparents' house. There's puzzles and ghouls galore, as well as some friendly ghosts. What spooks and scares do we find? What time is it? What walls do we punch? Davesterio's speedrun cut short by Demon's Gate + Lucky 7's - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqzUWa-pfq4 Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - htt...
FFVII 15: Revenge of the Sith
September 27, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 83.1 MBGuess what? We're back at the Gold Saucer this week! We entertain boss man Dio by gambling to the death, and go on ALL the dates! DA-TES! Do we get lucky? Or do we get our hearts broken? Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 14: Materia Girl (w/ Adam Payne)
September 20, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 95.9 MBJoining us this week is Adam Payne from Knight of the Round and BIT X BIT drops in to talk Wutai! Yuffie's yoinked our Materia and someone else yoinked our Yuffie! Cait Sith is a feminist, Vincent is an incel. It's truly omnishambles. Follow Adam on Instagram: https://instagram.com/heyadampayne Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or ...
FFVII 13: Get in the Plane, Loser!
September 13, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 78.5 MBIt's Rocket Town, baby! We're doing some aeronautical tourism, as well as some toilet tourism! We meet a 32-year-old baby boomer, get some fresh Shinra Inc. history lessons, and bump into our old pal Palmer! We also chat a little about the new FINAL FANTASY VII: Remake Trailer. Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 12: Man in the Box
September 06, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBNibel Nibel Heim, Nibel Heimy Ho! We finally made it to Nibelheim, where it all happened. I'm sure there's been some good developments in the past five years since it burned down... maybe they have a Starbucks, now! Regardless we find ourself wandering down memory lane again, cracking safes, meeting a friendly Dracula, and reading some enthralling literature. Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti...
FFVII 11: I Did It All For Nanaki
August 30, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 84.4 MBThis week we're doing some more homecoming celebrations at Cosmo Canyon! We learn a new name, ride an old man's apparatus, and learn about the Lifestream! Afterwards we hang around the campfire, go walking into spiderwebs, and do some ghostbustin'. Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 10: Radio Gongaga (w/ Justin Taylor)
August 23, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 77 MBThis week we're joined by Justin Taylor of the band KNIGHT OF THE ROUND! We discuss Chocobo racing strategies in the Gold Saucer, then buggy to Gongaga to dish gossip. We also talk froggy statuses, big honkin' Materia, and Baby Bop. Follow Knight of the Round: https://twitter.com/KOTRMetal Stream and buy music from Knight of the Round: https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrac...
FFVII 9: Miners, Drive-Ins, and Dyne (w/ Corey Hannigan)
August 16, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 91.7 MBOur local Japanese translator, transit expert, and friend Corey drops in to help us distract ourselves from tragic backstories at the Gold Saucer and we fail miserably. At the very least we talk about Cactuar etymology and anatomy. Content warning: (for themes of gun violence) [58:05 – 1:02:10] Follow Corey: https://twitter.com/trzenarcher Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You ...
FFVII 8: Livin' In The Hole
August 09, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBIt's finally time for some summertime fun times in Costa del Sol! We go hang out at the beach with old friends and go mountain climbing. We also steal from bird nests. We THOUGHT we were done airing our dirty laundry, but nope. Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 7: That's Showbiz Baby!
August 02, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 99.9 MBWARNING: LONG EPISODE! We finally made it to Junon! We take a trip to the beach to meet Ecco the Dolphin. We also pay our respects to our new President, and learn all about the exciting progressive economy of Junon... all while definitely not mentioning seamen at any time. Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 6: Choque Co Boleil
July 26, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBLeaving the spooky memories behind, we venture onwards to meet big birds, bigger birds, big snakes, smaller snakes, and a Naruto cosplayer. Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 5: Gargultuan
July 19, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 74.4 MBThis week we take the long way down memory lane. We also go mountain climbing, discover old smells, and old jams. Don't forget to call your mom! Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 4: Zoinks!
July 12, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 75.5 MBThere's mysteries to solve, gang! Who left the door open? Is the Promised Land real? How do you pronounce "ZENENE?" How does a tank operate an elevator? How many times can Karl reference The Simpsons in one episode? Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 3: Leg Day
July 05, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 84.3 MBIt's 4th of July and producer Alex has a mic now! We climb golden wires of hope, avoid Noids, discover the World's #1 Dab, and become the first podcast with a bass solo.* Will we ever have an episode shorter than 90 minutes? (*please don't tell us if we're not.) Content warning: (for themes of nonconsensual sex) [1:32:47 – 1:33:29] [1:45:21 – 1:46:34] [1:56:21 – 1:56:52] Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack...
FFVII 2: Pretty Woman (w/ Ali Floyd)
June 28, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBCurtis & Karl are joined by friend Ali (aka djantir) for a trip to Wall Market! They go shopping, meet some nice men along the way, and drop by Sector 7 for a slice of pizza. Follow Ali: https://twitter.com/djantirart Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!
FFVII 1: Barrels of Communion
June 21, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBCurtis & Karl embark on their podcasterly journey into Midgar. They befriend terrorists, drop bangles, and tip barrels. Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!