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Espresso

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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice

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SHOT 150 | cringiest things

March 18, 2021 16:07 - 1 hour - 84.6 MB

FAM! on this shot Ben breaks down the cringiest things you did when you were younger (like put rocks in your mouth so your brother thinks you're cool....lol) he decides that if you and anyone else has seen the Princess Bride you immediately kiss, he creates a new olympic sport, talks about the time he almost got henna tattoos and tells a story about the held back kid who was the best kickball player IN THE WORLD. Ben also teaches a How To Talk Hot 101 course, realizes guys proposing is so gd ...

guilty pleasures

March 12, 2021 13:40 - 40 minutes - 55 MB

what up espresshoes ;') it's not a religious podcast but it is this week cuz @benderjoey is back whoops Ben and Joey make fun of catholic school. They go through the Fam's guilty pleasure DM's (like eating..... toast..... lol) then they explain why they have the hardest confirmation names of all time AND the craziest shit their parents did to them when they got in trouble as kids. Ben gives Joey a periodic table and states and capital quiz, they breakdown how good held back kids wer...

SHOT 149 | guilty pleasures

March 12, 2021 13:40 - 40 minutes - 55 MB

what up espresshoes ;') it's not a religious podcast but it is this week cuz @benderjoey is back whoops Ben and Joey make fun of catholic school. They go through the Fam's guilty pleasure DM's (like eating..... toast..... lol) then they explain why they have the hardest confirmation names of all time AND the craziest shit their parents did to them when they got in trouble as kids. Ben gives Joey a periodic table and states and capital quiz, they breakdown how good held back kids were at kick...

SHOT 148 | near-death experiences

March 04, 2021 14:00 - 46 minutes - 64.1 MB

This week the Fam sent in their near-death experiences (like getting crushed by a horse while playing redneck polo ......) lol Ben breaks down his viral self defense TikTok and realizes he's been making out with mannequins his entire life. He discovers that it's impossible to actually go skiing unless you snapped both of your collarbones and tore your meniscus, he teaches you the one word you need to know to win an argument, remembers screaming at kids who cut through his yard when he was 12 ...

near-death experiences

March 04, 2021 14:00 - 46 minutes - 64.1 MB

This week the Fam sent in their near-death experiences (like getting crushed by a horse while playing redneck polo ......) lol Ben breaks down his viral self defense TikTok and realizes he's been making out with mannequins his entire life. He discovers that it's impossible to actually go skiing unless you snapped both of your collarbones and tore your meniscus, he teaches you the one word you need to know to win an argument, remembers screaming at kids who cut through his yard when h...

SHOT 147 | things you should like but you hate

February 25, 2021 14:00 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

What up Fam??? On this Shot Ben has comedian @SaraPopTarts on the pod and @lol_derek_james bullies his way on the show again ...... ;) They break down the Fam's DM's of things they're supposed to like but find annoying like (like bringing bagels on roadtrips.....) they rank the most basic dog breeds, discuss how to say CRAYON and the difference between a Crayola and RoseArt kid. They invent a dessert hot pocket, discuss sarah's condiment fetish and decide WHO IS MORE ANNOYING: Subway, Penn St...

things you should like but you hate

February 25, 2021 14:00 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MB

What up Fam??? On this Shot Ben has comedian @SaraPopTarts on the pod and @lol_derek_james bullies his way on the show again ...... ;) They break down the Fam's DM's of things they're supposed to like but find annoying like (like bringing bagels on roadtrips.....) they rank the most basic dog breeds, discuss how to say CRAYON and the difference between a Crayola and RoseArt kid. They invent a dessert hot pocket, discuss sarah's condiment fetish and decide WHO IS MORE ANNOYING: Subway...

SHOT 146 | celeb DM's

February 17, 2021 14:00 - 43 minutes - 59.6 MB

it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS this week ben goes through the fam's celeb dm's (like dm'ing a girl from the bachelor and humping her leg every night since) it's ASH Wednesday and Ben discovers every time he got ashes growing up they looked like complete shit on his head. He reveals the truth about girls with Dance Marathon in their bios, admits he has bought a Build-A-Bear and realizes if you flirt by complimenting people you're satan's son. Ben breaks down why drinking wine has made him a sexier pie...

celeb DM's

February 17, 2021 14:00 - 43 minutes - 59.6 MB

it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS this week ben goes through the fam's celeb dm's (like dm'ing a girl from the bachelor and humping her leg every night since) it's ASH Wednesday and Ben discovers every time he got ashes growing up they looked like complete shit on his head. He reveals the truth about girls with Dance Marathon in their bios, admits he has bought a Build-A-Bear and realizes if you flirt by complimenting people you're satan's son. Ben breaks down why drinking wine has made him a s...

worst dating app experience

February 10, 2021 16:13 - 1 hour - 89.3 MB

FAM! TikTok celeb @LiamPineiro is in the studio this week! Ben and Liam go through the Fam's worst dating app experiences (like going on a date with a guy who dislocates his arm and screams bloody murder) they talk about being TikTok boys, their first ringtones, people that were in woodshop class at your high school, the rise in popularity of people pegging each other, learning how to kiss growing up, diaper fetishes, how Liam gained 53 pounds over quarantine LOL and Subway employees...

SHOT 145 | worst dating app experience

February 10, 2021 16:13 - 1 hour - 89.3 MB

FAM! TikTok celeb @LiamPineiro is in the studio this week! Ben and Liam go through the Fam's worst dating app experiences (like going on a date with a guy who dislocates his arm and screams bloody murder) they talk about being TikTok boys, their first ringtones, people that were in woodshop class at your high school, the rise in popularity of people pegging each other, learning how to kiss growing up, diaper fetishes, how Liam gained 53 pounds over quarantine LOL and Subway employees, they go...

SHOT 144 | most annoying habits

February 04, 2021 17:01 - 45 minutes - 63.3 MB

FAM! ((merch should be at your crib or it should be there in like 1 day)) on this shot half of ben's tooth fell apart and he talks about getting it yanked out of his lil dumb mouth, he analyzes the guy at your high school that always played guitar at parties, he realizes how sexy hotel towels are and his pregnant lady cravings for carrot cake ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ He talks about cheating on PB with Nutella and if you like scoop ice cream better than soft serve you must immediately call the police. Ben remembers...

most annoying habits

February 04, 2021 17:01 - 45 minutes - 63.3 MB

FAM! ((merch should be at your crib or it should be there in like 1 day)) on this shot half of ben's tooth fell apart and he talks about getting it yanked out of his lil dumb mouth, he analyzes the guy at your high school that always played guitar at parties, he realizes how sexy hotel towels are and his pregnant lady cravings for carrot cake ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ He talks about cheating on PB with Nutella and if you like scoop ice cream better than soft serve you must immediately call the police. Ben ...

SHOT 143 | what's your baggage?

January 27, 2021 15:05 - 1 hour - 61.6 MB

what up FAM?! it's OG SPRESS and this week Ben has his homie @JoeyMulinaro on the shO ;) They bring back James Benedict and Joy Mulinard for 86 news, Ben and Joey go through the fam's baggage like not showering ... ever, they break down why every guys room looks like applebee's restaurant decoration, the extreme overated-ness of bloody mary's, they lust over extreme home makeover host Ty Pennington and then figure out wtf a kazoo is, they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already ...

what's your baggage?

January 27, 2021 15:05 - 1 hour - 61.6 MB

what up FAM?! it's OG SPRESS and this week Ben has his homie @JoeyMulinaro on the shO ;) They bring back James Benedict and Joy Mulinard for 86 news, Ben and Joey go through the fam's baggage like not showering ... ever, they break down why every guys room looks like applebee's restaurant decoration, the extreme overated-ness of bloody mary's, they lust over extreme home makeover host Ty Pennington and then figure out wtf a kazoo is, they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you...

annoying friends

January 21, 2021 14:37 - 36 minutes - 50.7 MB

MERCH IS SHIPPING SOON ๐Ÿคž it's an espresso ting eh??? this week Ben breaks down the annoying things your friends do (like sounding like a train when they eat) he remembers kids who passed out all the time, realizes that facebook moms are an actual army and creates the golden rule for shutting tf up. Ben reveals 1 of his 3 favorite rappers are and it's the most obvious thing ever, then explains the difference between girls and guys talking about SEX. He goes #ViViViViral and does #Da...

SHOT 142 | annoying friends

January 21, 2021 14:37 - 36 minutes - 50.7 MB

MERCH IS SHIPPING SOON ๐Ÿคž it's an espresso ting eh??? this week Ben breaks down the annoying things your friends do (like sounding like a train when they eat) he remembers kids who passed out all the time, realizes that facebook moms are an actual army and creates the golden rule for shutting tf up. Ben reveals 1 of his 3 favorite rappers are and it's the most obvious thing ever, then explains the difference between girls and guys talking about SEX. He goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWe...

irrational fears

January 14, 2021 15:00 - 40 minutes - 37 MB

it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS and this week bennie goes through the fam's most irrational fears like thinking someone is going to shoot you in the head every time you stop at a red light HAHA :( He admits that he's 1000% jealous of dogs when they wear turtle necks and breaks down what is actually going on in your silverware drawer. Ben realizes every time a guy leaves his house he acts like he's going to be gone for an entire decade ... then he gets scared imagining the huge scissors polit...

SHOT 141 | irrational fears

January 14, 2021 15:00 - 40 minutes - 37 MB

it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS and this week bennie goes through the fam's most irrational fears like thinking someone is going to shoot you in the head every time you stop at a red light HAHA :( He admits that he's 1000% jealous of dogs when they wear turtle necks and breaks down what is actually going on in your silverware drawer. Ben realizes every time a guy leaves his house he acts like he's going to be gone for an entire decade ... then he gets scared imagining the huge scissors politicians us...

SHOT 140 | conspiracy theories

January 07, 2021 15:00 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MB

THE MOST A.D.D. podcast IN THE WORLD (world) (world) this week ben brings his comedian homie Joey Bender (@BenderJoey) and they realize that Neil Armstrong forgot his lines during the moon landing bc he saw a hot alien, they reminisce about being home alone during a Zoro burglary and they nail down that Joey looks like QB #6 on Madden create-a-player. Both Ben and Joey agree the show Next is MTV's Mona Lisa, if you know your Apple ID you're a serial killer and MCL cafeteria is a treatment cen...

conspiracy theories

January 07, 2021 15:00 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MB

THE MOST A.D.D. podcast IN THE WORLD (world) (world) this week ben brings his comedian homie Joey Bender (@BenderJoey) and they realize that Neil Armstrong forgot his lines during the moon landing bc he saw a hot alien, they reminisce about being home alone during a Zoro burglary and they nail down that Joey looks like QB #6 on Madden create-a-player. Both Ben and Joey agree the show Next is MTV's Mona Lisa, if you know your Apple ID you're a serial killer and MCL cafeteria is a trea...

singing WRONG lyrics

January 01, 2021 15:00 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MB

๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—”๐—ฉ๐—”๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—˜ ๐—จ๐—ก๐—ง๐—œ๐—Ÿ ๐—ง๐—›๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—ง๐—จ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐——๐—”๐—ฌ ๐Ÿญ/๐Ÿฑ! โ†’โ†’โ†’ https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop it's 2021 FAM! who cares! on this shot Ben goes through the lyrics you've been singing wrong your whole life (like thinking it's ALEX CECILE instead of OUR LIPS ARE SEALED ...ehem) He reveals that he yawn-talked half of his life and looked like a complete bitch and realizes his dream job is to say stuff in the beginning of rap songs (obv) Ben breaks down way too sexy DJ drops, discovers that people who lov...

SHOT 139 | singing WRONG lyrics

January 01, 2021 15:00 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MB

๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—”๐—ฉ๐—”๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—˜ ๐—จ๐—ก๐—ง๐—œ๐—Ÿ ๐—ง๐—›๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—ง๐—จ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐——๐—”๐—ฌ ๐Ÿญ/๐Ÿฑ! โ†’โ†’โ†’ https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop it's 2021 FAM! who cares! on this shot Ben goes through the lyrics you've been singing wrong your whole life (like thinking it's ALEX CECILE instead of OUR LIPS ARE SEALED ...ehem) He reveals that he yawn-talked half of his life and looked like a complete bitch and realizes his dream job is to say stuff in the beginning of rap songs (obv) Ben breaks down way too sexy DJ drops, discovers that people who love ranch a...

SHOT 138 | weird christmas traditions

December 24, 2020 15:00 - 44 minutes - 61.6 MB

๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜! โ†’โ†’โ†’ https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop sup FAM! It's christmas bitch. This week Ben breaks down the fam's weirdest holiday traditions like having a family burping contest .... สฐแต˜สฐ He explains why if you didn't fight and cry in the McDonalds PlayPlace you're not a man, he talks about how overly-obsessed his dad is with fires to the point of being caveman. Ben discovers that if there's not one person in your family that HATES christmas then your family is fake, he wants you to know...

SHOT 138 | f'd up christmas traditions

December 24, 2020 15:00 - 44 minutes - 61.6 MB

๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜! โ†’โ†’โ†’ https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop sup FAM! It's christmas bitch. This week Ben breaks down the fam's weirdest holiday traditions like having a family burping contest .... สฐแต˜สฐ He explains why if you didn't fight and cry in the McDonalds PlayPlace you're not a man, he talks about how overly-obsessed his dad is with fires to the point of being caveman. Ben discovers that if there's not one person in your family that HATES christmas then your family is fake, he wants you to know...

f'd up christmas traditions

December 24, 2020 15:00 - 44 minutes - 61.6 MB

๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜! โ†’โ†’โ†’ https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop sup FAM! It's christmas bitch. This week Ben breaks down the fam's weirdest holiday traditions like having a family burping contest .... สฐแต˜สฐ He explains why if you didn't fight and cry in the McDonalds PlayPlace you're not a man, he talks about how overly-obsessed his dad is with fires to the point of being caveman. Ben discovers that if there's not one person in your family that HATES christmas then your family is fake, he wants yo...

ridiculous trouble

December 16, 2020 15:00 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MB

sup? on SHOT 137 Ben breaks down the most ridiculous things the Fam has gotten in trouble for (like asking your teacher if she wears lingerie) สฐแตƒสฐแตƒ สทสฐแตƒแต— แต—สฐแต‰ แถ แต˜แถœแต. He explains the science behind cleaning out your car, how dumb oil changes are, why private school is the army and how DiFfErEnT bus kids are. Ben talks about his experiences passing Victoria's Secret in the mall, how dorky ugly sweaters are and how you've never been more attractive than the time you came to school with a s...

SHOT 137 | ridiculous trouble

December 16, 2020 15:00 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MB

sup? on SHOT 137 Ben breaks down the most ridiculous things the Fam has gotten in trouble for (like asking your teacher if she wears lingerie) สฐแตƒสฐแตƒ สทสฐแตƒแต— แต—สฐแต‰ แถ แต˜แถœแต. He explains the science behind cleaning out your car, how dumb oil changes are, why private school is the army and how DiFfErEnT bus kids are. Ben talks about his experiences passing Victoria's Secret in the mall, how dorky ugly sweaters are and how you've never been more attractive than the time you came to school with a scratchy s...

annoying roommates

December 09, 2020 17:52 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MB

FAM! on shot 136 first Ben goes through DM's of the most annoying roommates (like guys who smoke K2 and scream at the top of their lungs until 3am). He talks about his relationship with his sleep paralysis demon and how Mayweather Vs. Logan Paul will make boxing popular af again. Ben reveals the music people think he listens to compared to the music he actually listens to.... he breaks down how weird Christmas Card families are, how pool noodles impacted his life more than anything, ...

SHOT 136 | annoying roommates

December 09, 2020 17:52 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MB

FAM! on shot 136 first Ben goes through DM's of the most annoying roommates (like guys who smoke K2 and scream at the top of their lungs until 3am). He talks about his relationship with his sleep paralysis demon and how Mayweather Vs. Logan Paul will make boxing popular af again. Ben reveals the music people think he listens to compared to the music he actually listens to.... he breaks down how weird Christmas Card families are, how pool noodles impacted his life more than anything, ding dong...

weirdest dates

December 02, 2020 15:16 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MB

On shot 135 Ben breaks down DM's from The Fam's weirdest dates (like going out w/ a girl and forgetting you have a shellfish allergy, accidentally eating calamari, having her take you to the ER and then still going home with her) he explains the "guys peeing outside" phenomenon and tells us about his beef with card games. Ben reveals that his actual super power is his ass smelling like whatever he was around that day (ex: goes to a bookstore, ass somehow smells like a bookstore) and ...

SHOT 135 | weirdest dates

December 02, 2020 15:16 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MB

On shot 135 Ben breaks down DM's from The Fam's weirdest dates (like going out w/ a girl and forgetting you have a shellfish allergy, accidentally eating calamari, having her take you to the ER and then still going home with her) he explains the "guys peeing outside" phenomenon and tells us about his beef with card games. Ben reveals that his actual super power is his ass smelling like whatever he was around that day (ex: goes to a bookstore, ass somehow smells like a bookstore) and talks abo...

unpopular opinions

November 26, 2020 19:27 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

This week Ben and comedians Ray Hensley AND Derek James go through The Fam's unpopular opinions ... like dipping peanut butter sandwiches into chili...โฝสทสฐโฑแถœสฐ แตƒแถœแต—แต˜แตƒหกหกสธ แตˆแต’แต‰หขโฟ'แต— หขแต’แต˜โฟแตˆ แต‡แตƒแตˆ สณโฟโพย  they try to figure out why girls are satanic when you sleep next to them, they rank fruit roll ups, gushers and fruit by the foot. Someone said Marvel movies are whack and the Espresso pod has something to say about that...ย  Do you put water on your toothbrush before the toothpaste, or are you co...

SHOT 134 | unpopular opinions

November 26, 2020 19:27 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

This week Ben and comedians Ray Hensley AND Derek James go through The Fam's unpopular opinions ... like dipping peanut butter sandwiches into chili...โฝสทสฐโฑแถœสฐ แตƒแถœแต—แต˜แตƒหกหกสธ แตˆแต’แต‰หขโฟ'แต— หขแต’แต˜โฟแตˆ แต‡แตƒแตˆ สณโฟโพย  they try to figure out why girls are satanic when you sleep next to them, they rank fruit roll ups, gushers and fruit by the foot. Someone said Marvel movies are whack and the Espresso pod has something to say about that...ย  Do you put water on your toothbrush before the toothpaste, or are you co...

100% F*ck No

November 18, 2020 17:57 - 59 minutes - 81.2 MB

On this shot Ben breaks down The Fam's 100% F*ck no's (like clipping your toenails so loud you get evicted.....) he creates a rule for the pod aka SpressLaw. He reveals that his super power is knowing when gunshots are in songs, he realizes how hard it is to tell someone they have food on their face .... Ben discovers when your friends mom yells at you it's the most awkward moment of your life whoops and then later on in the pod he falls in love with banana bread ;) He does #ViViViV...

SHOT 133 | 100% F*ck No

November 18, 2020 17:57 - 59 minutes - 81.2 MB

On this shot Ben breaks down The Fam's 100% F*ck no's (like clipping your toenails so loud you get evicted.....) he creates a rule for the pod aka SpressLaw. He reveals that his super power is knowing when gunshots are in songs, he realizes how hard it is to tell someone they have food on their face .... Ben discovers when your friends mom yells at you it's the most awkward moment of your life whoops and then later on in the pod he falls in love with banana bread ;) He does #ViViViViral and ...

SHOT 132 | shit I don't like

November 10, 2020 18:48 - 37 minutes - 51.4 MB

sup? This week Ben and Comedian Ray Hensley (@RayHensleyComedy) go through the Fam's DM's about SHIT they DON'T LIKE (... like making sex sounds when you eat....) ehem... They discuss if it's okay to call a girl "dude", how often guys should use emojis and how drop dead sexy it is when dudes have 6 year old taste buds.... They breakdown the rap Ray made for a girl, discover Indian pudding then they do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐˜ฟ๐™ˆ ๐™ค๐™ง ๐™๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ฉ ๐˜ผ๐™‰๐™” ๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐˜ฝ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ค๐™ฃ ...

shit I don't like

November 10, 2020 18:48 - 37 minutes - 51.4 MB

sup? This week Ben and Comedian Ray Hensley (@RayHensleyComedy) go through the Fam's DM's about SHIT they DON'T LIKE (... like making sex sounds when you eat....) ehem... They discuss if it's okay to call a girl "dude", how often guys should use emojis and how drop dead sexy it is when dudes have 6 year old taste buds.... They breakdown the rap Ray made for a girl, discover Indian pudding then they do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐˜ฟ๐™ˆ ๐™ค๐™ง ๐™๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ฉ ๐˜ผ๐™‰๐™” ๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐˜ฝ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™–...

SHOT 131 | Weird Family Words

November 03, 2020 19:20 - 43 minutes - 59.3 MB

sup? This week Ben breaks down the weirdest family words ... annnnnnnnd . . . e v e r y o n e has a different name for the แถ แต˜แถœแตโฑโฟ REMOTE.........zapper, dinger, clicker, channel-channel, flicker, jesus christ lol. He knows your dads favorite song, tells the orgin story of what he called his pepรจ, gets educated on woobification and brings back the grossest beer commercial that you 100% forgot about. There's a lot more but I honestly forget and oh yeah he makes fun of ohio then does #ViViViVi...

weird family words

November 03, 2020 19:20 - 43 minutes - 59.3 MB

sup? This week Ben breaks down the weirdest family words ... annnnnnnnd . . . e v e r y o n e has a different name for the แถ แต˜แถœแตโฑโฟ REMOTE.........zapper, dinger, clicker, channel-channel, flicker, jesus christ lol. He knows your dads favorite song, tells the orgin story of what he called his pepรจ, gets educated on woobification and brings back the grossest beer commercial that you 100% forgot about. There's a lot more but I honestly forget and oh yeah he makes fun of ohio then does ...

SHOT 131 | weird family words

November 03, 2020 19:20 - 43 minutes - 59.3 MB

sup? This week Ben breaks down the weirdest family words ... annnnnnnnd . . . e v e r y o n e has a different name for the แถ แต˜แถœแตโฑโฟ REMOTE.........zapper, dinger, clicker, channel-channel, flicker, jesus christ lol. He knows your dads favorite song, tells the orgin story of what he called his pepรจ, gets educated on woobification and brings back the grossest beer commercial that you 100% forgot about. There's a lot more but I honestly forget and oh yeah he makes fun of ohio then does #ViViViVi...

SHOT 131 | weird Family Words

November 03, 2020 19:20 - 43 minutes - 59.3 MB

sup? This week Ben breaks down the weirdest family words ... annnnnnnnd . . . e v e r y o n e has a different name for the แถ แต˜แถœแตโฑโฟ REMOTE.........zapper, dinger, clicker, channel-channel, flicker, jesus christ lol. He knows your dads favorite song, tells the orgin story of what he called his pepรจ, gets educated on woobification and brings back the grossest beer commercial that you 100% forgot about. There's a lot more but I honestly forget and oh yeah he makes fun of ohio then does #ViViViVi...

strange addictions

October 27, 2020 10:00 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MB

WOAH It's spressy boy's bday ๐Ÿฅณ on this shot Ben responds to DM's about the fam's strangest addictions ... like getting drunk and drinking แถ แต˜แถœแตโฑโฟ milk......... lol He talks like Future and calls out the guy that created Mattress FIRM + makes additions to the "don't say these words" list . Bday Boy realizes you're immune to COVID if you've ever been to a CASINO, confesses his love for halloween and ...... tells you why papa johns has the best breadsticks I SAID IT B*TCH. He goes #Vira...

SHOT 130 | strange addictions

October 27, 2020 10:00 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MB

WOAH It's spressy boy's bday ๐Ÿฅณ on this shot Ben responds to DM's about the fam's strangest addictions ... like getting drunk and drinking แถ แต˜แถœแตโฑโฟ milk......... lol He talks like Future and calls out the guy that created Mattress FIRM + makes additions to the "don't say these words" list . Bday Boy realizes you're immune to COVID if you've ever been to a CASINO, confesses his love for halloween and ...... tells you why papa johns has the best breadsticks I SAID IT B*TCH. He goes #Viral and doe...

odd turn-offs

October 24, 2020 03:11 - 53 minutes - 74.1 MB

This week Ben breaks down the fam's oddest turn offs like calling dogs แตˆแต’แตแตโฑแต‰หข ....... and saying r.i.p. lol He witnessed the human version of pigpen (from The Peanuts) (if you don't know what that is bye), explains the effect different pairs of pants has on you and realizes when guys turn 50 they create their own language, he goes #Viral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐˜ฟ๐™ˆ ๐™ค๐™ง ๐™๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ฉ ๐˜ผ๐™‰๐™” ๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐˜ฝ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™™ ! >>>> ๐——๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐—ฅ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ & ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜„! ...

SHOT 129 | odd turn-offs

October 24, 2020 03:11 - 53 minutes - 74.1 MB

This week Ben breaks down the fam's oddest turn offs like calling dogs แตˆแต’แตแตโฑแต‰หข ....... and saying r.i.p. lol He witnessed the human version of pigpen (from The Peanuts) (if you don't know what that is bye), explains the effect different pairs of pants has on you and realizes when guys turn 50 they create their own language, he goes #Viral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐˜ฟ๐™ˆ ๐™ค๐™ง ๐™๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ฉ ๐˜ผ๐™‰๐™” ๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐˜ฝ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™™ ! >>>> ๐——๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐—ฅ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ & ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜„! <<<<< ๐—จ๐—ฝ...

worst breakups

October 15, 2020 19:43 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MB

This week Ben breaks down the fam's WORST breakup stories (some are rom-coms and others are 100% psychotic). He has an intense realization that Apple Fritters, Chicken Dumplings and Cheese Curds were all named by the same exact guy lol he dives into why staying hydrated is a conspiracy theory Ben goes #Viral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐˜ฟ๐™ˆ ๐™ค๐™ง ๐™๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ฉ ๐˜ผ๐™‰๐™” ๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐˜ฝ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™™ ! >>>> ๐——๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐—ฅ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ & ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜„! <<<<< ๐—จ๐—ฝ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€: Wed 10...

SHOT 128 | worst breakups

October 15, 2020 19:43 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MB

This week Ben breaks down the fam's WORST breakup stories (some are rom-coms and others are 100% psychotic). He has an intense realization that Apple Fritters, Chicken Dumplings and Cheese Curds were all named by the same exact guy lol he dives into why staying hydrated is a conspiracy theory Ben goes #Viral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐˜ฟ๐™ˆ ๐™ค๐™ง ๐™๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ฉ ๐˜ผ๐™‰๐™” ๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐˜ฝ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™™ ! >>>> ๐——๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐—ฅ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ & ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜„! <<<<< ๐—จ๐—ฝ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€: Wed 10/21 Heli...

PYSCHO siblings pt.2

October 07, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

on this shot Ben and comedian Derek James (@lol_derek_james) finish PSYCHO SIBLING dmโ€™s and it turns out e v e r y o n e should be in jail. They discuss why people were passing out at hs parties, the origin of the fart bottle and they let you know if the name you call your gf makes you a simp ๐Ÿ‘€ Finally they discover your dad's 3 horseman of the apocalypse: drive thruโ€™s, toll roads and roundabouts and then they go #Viral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐˜ฟ๐™ˆ ๐™ค๐™ง ๐™๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ฉ ...

SHOT 127 | PYSCHO siblings pt.2

October 07, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

on this shot Ben and comedian Derek James (@lol_derek_james) finish PSYCHO SIBLING dmโ€™s and it turns out e v e r y o n e should be in jail. They discuss why people were passing out at hs parties, the origin of the fart bottle and they let you know if the name you call your gf makes you a simp ๐Ÿ‘€ Finally they discover your dad's 3 horseman of the apocalypse: drive thruโ€™s, toll roads and roundabouts and then they go #Viral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐˜ฟ๐™ˆ ๐™ค๐™ง ๐™๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ฉ ๐˜ผ๐™‰๐™” ๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ...

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