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Espresso

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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice

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what's your completely USELESS talent?

April 18, 2024 12:13 - 1 hour - 95.3 MB

support benny and get every other pod and a weekly livestream for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi on this ep benny reacts to your completely USELESS talents (like you can put both feet behind my head at the SAME TIME) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/ Hartford - April 18ย  Omaha - May 1ย  Syracuse - May 30 ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY ON LOVERS & LIARS APRIL 11th ON CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

SPILL the TEA

April 04, 2024 12:20 - 55 minutes - 76.9 MB

support benny and get every other pod and a weekly livestream for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi on this ep benny reacts to the TEA that you guys are spilling (like your neighbor's daughter is just waiting for her mom to die) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/ Hartford - April 18ย  Omaha - May 1ย  Syracuse - May 30 ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY ON LOVERS & LIARS APRIL 11th ON CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

what's the TEA?

April 04, 2024 12:20 - 55 minutes - 76.9 MB

support benny and get every other pod and a weekly livestream for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi on this ep benny reacts to the TEA that you guys are spilling (like your neighbor's daughter is just waiting for her mom to die) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/ Hartford - April 18ย  Omaha - May 1ย  Syracuse - May 30 ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY ON LOVERS & LIARS APRIL 11th ON CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

what's something you're embarrassed by but you shouldn't be?

March 21, 2024 11:43 - 1 hour - 84.1 MB

support benny and get every other pod and a weekly livestream for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi on this ep benny reacts to the things you're embarrassed by but you shouldn't be? (like buying toilet paper) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/ DES MOINES, IA 3/21 HARTFORD, CT 4/18 OMAHA, NE 5/1 ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY ON LOVERS & LIARS APRIL 11th ON CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

what's the PSA you want to send to the WORLD

March 07, 2024 13:39 - 1 hour - 132 MB

support benny and get every other pod and a weekly livestream for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi on this ep benny reacts to the PSA you want to send to the WORLD (no one cares about your marriage) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/ DES MOINES, IA 3/21 HARTFORD, CT 4/18 OMAHA, NE 5/1 ๐ŸŒด WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

things you saw but NOBODY believes you

February 22, 2024 13:18 - 1 hour - 94.3 MB

support benny and get every other pod and a weekly livestream for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi on this ep benny reacts to the things you SWEAR you saw but no one believes you (like getting stuck in an elevator with jessica simpson๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆย  Orlando, FL 2/28 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/99885582/benedict-polizzi-orlando-funny-bone-comedy-club-orlando ๐ŸŒด WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”...

most illegal thing you've done at work

February 08, 2024 12:05 - 1 hour - 140 MB

support benny and get every other pod and a weekly livestream for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi on this ep benny reacts to the most illegal things you guys did in the workplace (giving friends free booze as a bartender (and one girly ending up in a wheelchair) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆย  Orlando, FL 2/28 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/99885582/benedict-polizzi-orlando-funny-bone-comedy-club-orlando ๐ŸŒด WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE ...

songs stuck in your head pt2

January 25, 2024 12:04 - 1 hour - 94 MB

support benny and get every other pod and a weekly livestream for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi on this ep benny brings it back! whatโ€™s the song thatโ€™s always STUCK in your head?? (can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars๐Ÿ’ซ ) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆย  St. Louis, MO 1/25 https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/246366 ๐ŸŒด WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictm...

what's the song that's always STUCK in your head

January 11, 2024 12:20 - 1 hour - 124 MB

support benny and get every other pod + a weekly livestream for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi on this ep benny reacts to that one song that is always stuck in your head (my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours~) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆย  St. Louis, MO 1/25 https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/246366 ๐ŸŒด WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://bened...

your WORST new year's eve

December 29, 2023 14:19 - 1 hour - 89.8 MB

support benny and get every other pod and a weekly livestream for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi on this ep benny reacts to your worst new years eve (like giving a random girl a black eye when you're drunk crawling on the floor) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆย  St. Louis, MO 1/25 https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/246366 ๐ŸŒด WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

FBOY Island AMA Ep 8, 9, 10

December 14, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 102 MB

on this ep benny answers anything Fboy Island Ep 8, 9, 10 (like did Katie reach out after the show?) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆย  Indianapolis, IN 12/21 https://indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/243939 ๐ŸŒด WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://youtu.be/xxQ75QbyHHY

fudge brownies & notecards

December 07, 2023 19:07 - 58 minutes - 80 MB

on this ep benny realizes he's the gayest man in hollywood ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆย  Indianapolis, IN 12/21 https://indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/243939 ๐ŸŒด WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://youtu.be/xxQ75QbyHHY

lies that your parents told you

November 30, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 129 MB

on this ep benny reacts to the lies that your parents told you when you were young (like your house being paid for by drug money) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆย  Indianapolis, IN 12/21 https://indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/243939 ๐ŸŒด WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://youtu.be/xxQ75QbyHHY

wildest conspiracy theory you BELIEVE

November 17, 2023 00:39 - 1 hour - 228 MB

on this ep benny reacts to the wildest conspiracy theory that you BELIEVE in (like long john silvers is a drug front) ๐Ÿ”’ EVERY OTHER POD IS ON MY PATREON https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ย  ๐ŸŒดStream FBOY ISLAND S3 on CW app for FREE ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict ๐Ÿ’‹Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸงขBuy some shit https://benedictmerch.com/

worst living situation ever

November 03, 2023 13:13 - 1 hour - 243 MB

on this ep benny reacts to your worst living situations (like your landlord living a tent IN THE LIVING ROOM) ๐ŸŒดStream FBOY ISLAND S3 on CW app for FREE ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict ๐Ÿ’‹Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸงขBuy some shit benedictmerch.com

crimes you never got caught for

October 19, 2023 16:06 - 1 hour - 184 MB

on this ep benny reacts to the crimes you committed but never got caught for (like stealing 12 turtle eggs) Support Benny (get bonus content and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) ๐Ÿ”’๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ย  ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

things you should get cancelled for

October 05, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

on this ep benny reacts to the things you should get canceled for (like having a farm in your apartment) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

what's your rattiest day?

September 21, 2023 13:12 - 1 hour - 152 MB

on this ep benny reacts to the most rattiest day you guys have done ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ BENNY'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆย  Sept 19 Hollywood, CA https://www.tixr.com/groups/laughfactoryhw/events/tuesday-all-star-comedy-79464 ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

what's so wrong but feels so right?

September 14, 2023 11:15 - 1 hour - 151 MB

on this ep benny is BACK and UNGROUNDED!! and reacts to the things that are sooo wrong but feels so right (like snatching 8 donuts and eating them in the bathroom) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

BEST OF ESPRESSO therapy session

September 07, 2023 12:00 - 45 minutes - 61.9 MB

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode benny gives his advice on some f*cked up situations ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

BEST OF ESPRESSO BENNY AND JOEY ARE REUNITING???

August 31, 2023 13:29 - 1 hour - 94.9 MB

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode Benny and Joey talk babies, how annoying TV people are and BRETT FAVRE ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

BEST OF ESPRESSO your wildest intrusive thought

August 24, 2023 12:23 - 44 minutes - 60.7 MB

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode benny reacts to the wildest and intrusive thoughts you had (like stealing a cop's gun) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

BEST OF ESPRESSO what's your baggage?

August 17, 2023 14:28 - 1 hour - 91.8 MB

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what are the things you should be evicted for? (like bringing home a STOP SIGN) then Ben realized girls destroy more stuff than guys and reveals he is accepting applications for his love life (by sending photos of your toes) Links (FOR TRANSISTOR) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id151...

BEST OF ESPRESSO things you should be evicted for

August 10, 2023 11:22 - 35 minutes - 48.3 MB

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what are the things you should be evicted for? (like bringing home a STOP SIGN) then Ben realized girls destroy more stuff than guys and reveals he is accepting applications for his love life (by sending photos of your toes) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

BEST OF ESPRESSO the most romantic man

August 03, 2023 12:01 - 1 hour - 93.2 MB

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO shot Ben talked about pee cup, gorgeous grandma! mcdonald's trash can, work frappuccino ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

BEST OF ESPRESSO worst names

July 27, 2023 11:10 - 35 minutes - 49.4 MB

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO shot Ben & comedians @RayHensleyComedy and @lol_derek_james bring back the segment DRIPPIN OR TRIPPIN and talk about the hottest animals they've ever seen. All 3 of them reveal their Sixth Sense and FINALLY figure out how to defeat movie quote guy. They breakdown the worst full names, the dumbest young kid names and realize the name DEREK sounds like a sneeze, car wreck, something hitler would say and a couch falling down the stairs, then Ben smacks the tabl...

BEST OF ESPRESSO Your Biggest Mistake You Couldn't Admit

July 20, 2023 11:27 - 1 hour - 88.5 MB

on this BEST OF ESPRESSO ep benny has @joey_mulinaro on to discuss the biggest mistake you've made but didn't want to admit (like putting a booger on the tip of your nose) Links (FOR TRANSISTOR) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

i answer all your questions

July 13, 2023 11:07 - 49 minutes - 67.6 MB

on this ep benny answers all the crazy questions you ask about him (like was FBOY ISLAND scripted?) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

worst punishment your parents gave you?

July 06, 2023 11:00 - 40 minutes - 55.4 MB

on this ep benny reacts to craziest punishments your parents gave you growing up (like making you eat cigarettes) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

what's your canon event?

June 30, 2023 01:54 - 44 minutes - 60.8 MB

on this ep benny reacts to the events in your life that needed to happen (like your dad seeing you mast*rbating) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

what's driving you crazy?

June 22, 2023 12:21 - 50 minutes - 69.7 MB

on this ep benny reacts to the things that piss you off (like hating on rented scooters) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

how did you almost die?

June 15, 2023 11:00 - 49 minutes - 68.5 MB

on this ep benny reacts to the times that you almost died (like almost dying in a pool chicken fight) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

what's your beige flag?

June 08, 2023 11:00 - 34 minutes - 47.6 MB

on this ep benny reacts to your beige flags in a relationship (like watcing Anime) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

dumbest reason you got kicked out

June 01, 2023 11:00 - 43 minutes - 60.2 MB

on this ep benny reacts to the dumb things you did to get kicked out of a place (like bringing fish sauce into a bar and asking all the people to smell it) ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

your worst party foul

May 25, 2023 11:14 - 42 minutes - 58.5 MB

On this episode benny reacts to worst party foul (like how your gf walked on you having 3sm) ๐Ÿ INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolis, IN 5/27 (Day before INDY500) Noon-4 @ Tin Roof FREE ENTRY ๐Ÿ˜ Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) ๐Ÿ”’๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziย  ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317ย 

your personal conspiracy theories

May 18, 2023 11:36 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MB

On this episode benny reacts to your personal conspiracy theories (like how incognito mode STILL gets you) ๐Ÿ INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolis, IN 5/27 (Day before INDY500) Noon-4 @ Tin Roof FREE ENTRY ๐Ÿ˜ Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) ๐Ÿ”’๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziย  ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id15...

weird stuff you did in your sleep

May 11, 2023 11:00 - 46 minutes - 64.1 MB

On this episode benny reacts to the weird things you've done while sleeping (like sleep sh*tting and wiping your a$$) ๐Ÿ INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolis, IN 5/27 (Day before INDY500) Noon-4 @ Tin Roof FREE ENTRY ๐Ÿ˜ Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) ๐Ÿ”’๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziย  ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/es...

your "i'm not him" moment

May 04, 2023 23:50 - 43 minutes - 59.6 MB

On this episode benny reacts to your "i'm not him" moment (like a rapper who forgot how to rap) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐——๐—œ๐—–๐—ง'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBoston Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) ๐Ÿ”’๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziย  ๐Ÿ”บ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง๐—จ๐—•๐—˜ https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo ๐ŸŽง๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜€ https://podcasts.apple.com/...

what's your hear me out?

April 27, 2023 11:00 - 55 minutes - 76.2 MB

On this episode benny and derek reacts to the your guys' hear me out (like pasta is not THAT good) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐——๐—œ๐—–๐—ง'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d8ced7f0-fb31-41ba-86c6-14ef820cde86/86796be0-6fce-4955-94fc-cf1047b171ae/Benedict_Polizzi/Tampa_Improv Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBoston Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) ๐Ÿ”’๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป https://ww...

things you pretended to like for your bf/gf

April 20, 2023 11:00 - 46 minutes - 63.7 MB

On this episode benny reacts to the things you pretended to like for your bf/gf (like his yellow front teeth) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐——๐—œ๐—–๐—ง'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d8ced7f0-fb31-41ba-86c6-14ef820cde86/86796be0-6fce-4955-94fc-cf1047b171ae/Benedict_Polizzi/Tampa_Improv Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBoston Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) ๐Ÿ”’๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป...

insults you'll never forget

April 13, 2023 12:21 - 48 minutes - 66.4 MB

On this episode benny reacts to the insults that you'll never forget (like being called chicken nugget) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐——๐—œ๐—–๐—ง'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d8ced7f0-fb31-41ba-86c6-14ef820cde86/86796be0-6fce-4955-94fc-cf1047b171ae/Benedict_Polizzi/Tampa_Improv Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBoston Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) ๐Ÿ”’๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป https...

what's the pettiest thing you've done?

April 06, 2023 11:00 - 38 minutes - 52.9 MB

On this episode benny reacts to the pettiest things you've ever done (like WACKING off in a roommate's shampoo bottle) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐——๐—œ๐—–๐—ง'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/7103c957-393b-4e13-a58a-cb2b21082f5d/fe90f238-dd0b-4177-a490-91bacbb9d65d/Benedict_Polizzi/Albany_Funny_Bone Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d8ced7f0-fb31-41ba-86c6-14ef820cde86/86796be0-6fce-4955-94fc-cf1047b171ae/Benedict_Polizzi/Tampa_Im...

the dumbest thing your pet did

March 30, 2023 11:00 - 51 minutes - 70.8 MB

On this episode benny reacts to the most dumbest, funniest, and wildest thing that your pet did (like ripping farts like little trumpets) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐——๐—œ๐—–๐—ง'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDeta... Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d... Boston, MA Thurs 5/4 https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBoston Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) ๐Ÿ”’๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป http...

the most dumbest thing your pet did

March 30, 2023 11:00 - 51 minutes - 70.8 MB

On this episode benny reacts to the most dumbest, funniest, and wildest thing that your pet did (like ripping farts like little trumpets) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐——๐—œ๐—–๐—ง'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDeta... Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d... Boston, MA Thurs 5/4 https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBoston Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) ๐Ÿ”’๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป http...

immature things you'll never stop doing

March 23, 2023 11:00 - 48 minutes - 66.6 MB

On this episode benny reacts to the immature things you will continue doing (like kissing the homies) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Kansas City, MO TONIGHT 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b082...ย  Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDeta...ย  Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d...ย  Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615? Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) ๐Ÿ”’๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป https://ww...

opinions you get HATE for pt2

March 16, 2023 11:00 - 42 minutes - 39 MB

HAD TO RUN IT BACK! On this episode benny reacts to your opinions that you get HATE for (like BRUNCH is the worst thing) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Ontario, CA Thurs 3/16 https://improv.com/ontario/comic/benedict+polizzi/ย  Kansas City, MO Thurs 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b0822311-7337-417d-b373-e6f378a41b9d/3ef90ddd-e238-427f-bd95-e028af25d0dc/Benedict__Polizzi/Kansas_City_Improvย  Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/7103c957-393b-4e13-a58a-cb2b21082f5d/f...

opinions you get HATE for

March 09, 2023 12:00 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MB

On this episode benny reacts to your opinions that you get HATE for (like not caring about other people's pronouns) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Ontario, CA Thurs 3/16 https://improv.com/ontario/comic/benedict+polizzi/ย  Kansas City, MO Thurs 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b0822311-7337-417d-b373-e6f378a41b9d/3ef90ddd-e238-427f-bd95-e028af25d0dc/Benedict__Polizzi/Kansas_City_Improvย  Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/7103c957-393b-4e13-a58a-cb2b21082f5d/fe90f2...

what DIDN'T your parents let you do?

March 02, 2023 12:00 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MB

On this episode benny reacts to the things your parents didn't allow you to do (like watch a racoon get blown) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Ontario, CA Thurs 3/16 https://improv.com/ontario/comic/benedict+polizzi/ย  Kansas City, MO Thurs 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b0822311-7337-417d-b373-e6f378a41b9d/3ef90ddd-e238-427f-bd95-e028af25d0dc/Benedict__Polizzi/Kansas_City_Improvย  Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/7103c957-393b-4e13-a58a-cb2b21082f5d/fe90f238-dd...

what was your first car & what was wrong with it?

February 23, 2023 12:00 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MB

On this episode benny reacts to your first car stories and the reasons why it was a piece of sh*t (like banging it up with a hammer just to start) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Ontario, CA Thurs 3/16 https://improv.com/ontario/comic/benedict+polizzi/ย  Kansas City, MO Thurs 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b0822311-7337-417d-b373-e6f378a41b9d/3ef90ddd-e238-427f-bd95-e028af25d0dc/Benedict__Polizzi/Kansas_City_Improvย  Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/7103c957-393...

Benny's Love Advice

February 16, 2023 12:00 - 37 minutes - 50.9 MB

On this episode benny reacts to your love problems (like your girl is not letting you fart in front of her) ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ Ontario Improv Thurs 3/16 https://improv.com/ontario/comic/benedict+polizzi/ Kansas City Improv Thurs 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b0822311-7337-417d-b373-e6f378a41b9d/3ef90ddd-e238-427f-bd95-e028af25d0dc/Benedict__Polizzi/Kansas_City_Improv Albany Funny Bone Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/7103c957-393b-4e13-a58a-cb2b21082f5d/fe9...

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