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Erin and Aliee Hate Everything

181 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 43 ratings

Two funny women confronting an unfunny world.

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Ep. 78: Grinch It Out, Babe

December 12, 2018 13:00 - 59 minutes - 48.1 MB

Trigger warnings: slave labor, grinch shaming, holiday cheer, your shitty fiancé, elf on the shelf (we'll never escape you), chapped lips, white elephants, puppy prisons, poverty, holiday-induced emotional trauma, sparkly makeup, Christmas cookies, respecting other religions, rapping, wrapping, parties, family Music courtesy of the fake a cappella group Erin was in for television once. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 77: You Are a Stupid Baby

December 06, 2018 01:05 - 59 minutes - 47.6 MB

Trigger Warnings: violence against children, state-sanctioned racism, immigration, The Bachelor, giraffes, healthcare, gator bait, Colton Underwood, SAG-AFTRA health plan, Red Dead Redemption 2, Señora Trump, Erin's tooth hole, virgin jokes, Spanish reds, potatoes     Dranks:  Viña Herminia Rioja Reserva 2011 http://www.xn--viaherminia-2db.es/en/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 76: Remember Balloons?

November 21, 2018 14:00 - 57 minutes - 45.8 MB

Trigger Warnings: in-laws, white dudes, wispy tannins, Thanksgiving, Daniel Day Lewis, kitchen disasters, Marie Kondo, old audition sides, Mary Poppins, cleaning, burning bridges, screeners, ensemble dance numbers, method actors, caramel drips Dranks:  Envínate Albahra 2017 http://www.josepastorselections.com/envinate.html   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 75: Bitch, You Want Cake Right Now?!

November 15, 2018 04:51 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MB

Trigger Warnings: fires, healthcare costs, weird menageries, mental illness, rug insurance, gentrification, freeways, Eye Movement Desensitization and Reprocessing, Stanley the Giraffe, Highland Park, borscht, housewives, butter cake, 4 Non Blondes, dental care, sandbags Dranks: Ja! Tempranillo 2017 by Tinedo www.tinedo.com/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 74: Florida Will Always Fuck You

November 08, 2018 01:28 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MB

Trigger Warnings: democracy, elections, enchiladas, espresso energy, horse races, spooky shit, talking to strangers, pillows, polls, socialism, Haunting of Hill House, reality television, life purpose, voting, dicks   Dranks: Almaroja Pirita Blanco 2016 http://almaroja.es/en/ @bodegaalmaroja   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 73: I Thought All Lives Mattered?

October 31, 2018 19:57 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

Trigger Warnings: antisemitism, literal American Nazis, trans rights, anti-LGBTQ bullshit, snakes, horrifying Halloween nightmares, Pokémon, nationalism, red vines, face-to-face interaction, Drama Book Shop, Katie Hill, Trader Joe's, respecting other people, voting Dranks: Dearly Beloved I Thee Red 2016 https://www.dearlybelovedwines.com/    VOTE: www.votesaveamerica.com   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 72: Let's Not Wear Stickers on Our Boobs Anymore

October 24, 2018 04:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MB

Trigger Warnings: dismembering journalists, bone saws, moving, anal glands, yelling in Target, dark nips, the patriarchy, books on tape, Jamal Khashoggi, cardboard castles, YA fantasy novels, Smirnoff Ice, Ali Wong, body positivity for dogs   Register to VOTE: www.votesaveamerica.com   Dranks: Smirnoff Sparking Seltzer Raspberry Rosé https://tinyurl.com/smirnoffrose   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 71: MartianSpaceCat

October 11, 2018 00:14 - 55 minutes - 37.8 MB

Trigger warnings: global warming, not believing survivors, Moms using twitter, chewing on wine, minority rule, Nazis, mistaken identity, the electoral college, kittens, conspiracy theories, the founding fathers, 4chan, #himtoo, coffee makers, feces   Register to VOTE: www.votesaveamerica.com   Dranks: Viernes by Bodegas Godelia 2016  https://www.godelia.es/viernes.html @BodegasGodelia   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 70: Films Are Better Than Babies

October 03, 2018 22:21 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MB

Trigger Warnings: sex work, time travel, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, punch cards, fucking Todd, life coachiness, filmmaking, lemonade as self-care, polls, collaboration, Stormy Daniels, juicing, complaining as small talk, calling people ma'am, lions   Register to VOTE: www.votesaveamerica.com     Dranks: Domaine Chasselay Beaujolais "Quatre Saisons" 2016 https://vintage59.com/our-portfolio/chasselay_beaujolais/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gma...

Ep. 69: It's Literally Raining Rape

September 26, 2018 18:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MB

Trigger warnings: rape culture, sexy handmaids, sad comedy podcasts, lady winemakers, Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr., capitalism, Natalie Walker, eggs benedict, redecorating, chocolate covered cherries, get out the vote rants, musical theater videos on YouTube, making arbitrary changes that you're sure will change your entire life Register to VOTE: www.votesaveamerica.com   Dranks: Viña Magna 6 Meses Ribera Del Duero by Dominio Basconcillos http://www.dominiobasconcillos.com/ @dominiob...

Ep. 68: Drag Your Attempted Rapist

September 22, 2018 03:42 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MB

Trigger Warnings: attempted rape, car accidents, rape apologists, actors who do their own stunts, Kavanaugh v. Ford, drunk podcast hosts, being alone, sexual period pieces, child brides (again), Aliee moving out, Daphne Merkin: close personal friend of Woody Allen, gay stuff, Into the Woods   Dranks: Château de Rey "Si's Plau" Côtes Catalanes Perlant http://www.chateauderey.com/    Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 67: Pasta's Gonna Murder You

September 13, 2018 00:18 - 58 minutes - 39.9 MB

Trigger Warnings: Founding Fathers, Serena Williams, slavery, Mid-Atlantic states, #dadlife, New York City, little bears, big bears, sexism, farting, credit cards, Amy Schumer, catsuits, classism, carbs   Dranks: Craft Clarity Raspberry by Eel River Brewing http://eelriverbrewing.com/ @eelriverbrewing   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 66: I'm His Child Bride

August 28, 2018 20:47 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MB

Trigger Warnings: toxic masculinity, the patriarchy, murdering women, auditioning, morning DJs, Rent sing-a-longs, diversity showcases, mouse plans, Mollie Tibbetts, domestic violence, internet thrifting, voice work, friendship, rolling on the floor Dranks: Craft Clarity Ginger-Lime by Eel River Brewing http://eelriverbrewing.com/ @eelriverbrewing   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 65: 2 Mamma 2 Mia: Here We Go Again

August 23, 2018 17:46 - 51 minutes - 70.8 MB

Trigger Warnings: being a woman with car trouble, Batwoman, party poopers, TERFs, female mechanics, Cher, first drafts, Internet haters, queer representation, tandem parking, femme-ness, amazing and well-planned comedy bits Dranks: Truly Spiked & Sparkling Colima Lime http://www.trulyspikedsparkling.com/ @trulysparkling   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 64: Congressional Fight Club

August 09, 2018 01:08 - 57 minutes - 78.7 MB

Trigger Warnings: conspiracy theories, sperm donors, the Bachelorette finale, boob fat, Cory Booker, YouPorn, the moral high ground, #merch, time travel, MoviePass, ASMR, Alex Jones, melodic post-hardcore aka emo shit, pre-adolescence, pasta   Dranks: Truly Spiked & Sparkling Mixed Berry http://www.trulyspikedsparkling.com/ @trulysparkling   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 63: Film Your Porcupine

August 02, 2018 06:45 - 54 minutes - 74.9 MB

Trigger Warnings: global warming, the apocalypse, white privilege, the keto diet, laundry sorcery, fridge poop, chronic migraines, carbs, Apple products, sneakerheads, Coyote Peterson, beer-motivated homocide, blouses (again)   Dranks: Hint Watermelon & Hint Pear www.drinkhint.com     Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 62: Most of the Things Are Bad

July 25, 2018 13:00 - 56 minutes - 78.2 MB

Trigger Warnings: child rape, traffic fatalities, Moon Juice, dog whistle politics, R. Kelly, eating live shrimp, Birkenstocks, emissions standards, sex cults, Jonathan Gold, lesbian grandmas, ghosts, state's rights, blouses, cultural spelunking Dranks: Moon Juice Beauty Tonic and Watermelon Tonic https://moonjuice.com/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 61: Debt Free Virgins

July 19, 2018 02:07 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MB

Trigger Warnings: Helsinki, treason, fascism, Elon Musk, precious babies, B-24s, High Crimes and Misdemeanors, pedophilia, Henry Ford, the Thai Soccer Team, women's suffrage, unions, anti-semitism, Air Force 1's   Dranks: Lemon Ginger Cayenne Kombucha by Brew Dr. & Health-Ade Pink Lady Apple Kombucha http://brewdrkombucha.com/ https://health-ade.com/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 60: I'm a Crocodile Walk into my Mouth

July 11, 2018 23:23 - 56 minutes - 78.2 MB

Trigger Warnings: Rape bellows, Patriotic holidays, ghosts, ASMR, this heat wave, Brett Kavanaugh, #planebae, the brokenness of SCOTUS, horsies, plastic surgery, swimming in the ocean, YouTube makeup tutorials, bag crunch noises, Philadelphia water ice, Great White Sharks, listeria, The Little Mermaid   Dranks: Lost Coast Brewing Watermelon Wheat Ale https://www.lostcoast.com/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 59: Does a David Lynch Sh*t in the Woods?

June 27, 2018 13:00 - 59 minutes - 81.3 MB

Trigger Warnings: civility, the US Constitution, Vine, democracy, Stephanie Wilkinson, Youtube makeup tutorials, due process, David Lynch, the Bill of Rights, return on investment, the Kardashians, butts     Dranks: Bairaktaris Moscholithos White 2016 http://www.eklektikon.com/portfolio/moscholithos-white/     Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 58: Done Talking About Incest Porn

June 20, 2018 16:00 - 48 minutes - 66.2 MB

Trigger Warnings: using Bible verses to justify child abuse, incest, Trump supporters, papal hats, Queer Eye, justifications for slavery, stone fruit, New Testament history lessons, hating 45% of America, empathy, apartheid, Doug and Judy Funnie   Dranks: Chateau de Brigue 2017 Rose @chateaudebrigue https://www.chateaudebrigue.com/en/    Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 57: Straight People are WILD

June 13, 2018 13:00 - 46 minutes - 64.5 MB

Trigger Warnings: consumerism, people who run from their problems, summer beers, helium, vanity sizing, fit white gay men, Pete Davidson & Ariana Grande, making movies, pride, correct beer pouring technique, FYC season, teen girl voice     Dranks: New Belgium Tartastic Raspberry Lime Ale https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/ @newbelgium   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 56: She’s a Tough Lil’ Bitch

May 30, 2018 19:29 - 54 minutes - 75.2 MB

Trigger Warnings: human trafficking, PTSD, family separation, chronic migraines, GIN, middle school bullies, squirrel sounds, brushing curly hair, missing children, dodger dogs, casting, surviving trauma       Dranks: https://www.cotswoldsdistillery.com/cotswolds-dry-gin @cotswolds_distillery   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938   Music: Scott Holmes

Ep. 55: The Dick is a TRAP!

May 24, 2018 01:30 - 51 minutes - 70.5 MB

Trigger warnings: dog vomit, stranger danger, white people, mailbox money, working in restaurants, residual checks, Cap N' Cork, dating men, Greased Lightning, Mariska Hargitay, speciesism     Dranks: Guava Lava Gose Style Tart Ale by King Harbor Brewing Company www.kingharborbrewing.com @kingharborbrew   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938   Music: Scott Holmes

Ep. 54: Zaddy Tabbies

May 16, 2018 22:10 - 59 minutes - 81.7 MB

Trigger Warnings: soapy wine, the Iran deal, twitter, people dying in Gaza, playground politics, Dean the Outside Cat, yanny/laurel, tap dancing, road rage, Roxie Hart Stunt Casting, Orcas Dranks: El Terrano 2017 Rosado   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938   Music: Scott Holmes

Ep. 53: Queen of the Nerds

May 09, 2018 21:15 - 1 hour - 97.8 MB

Trigger Warnings: education in America, at-home workouts, serial killer boyfriends, FOMO, school choice hypocrites, Elon Musk's alien origins, pro sports mascots, Mitch McConnell, knitting, magic witch candles, charter schools, Lena Waithe at the Met Ball, new friends, pinterest boards, #teacherproblems, and SPARKLING WINE   Dranks: Made In Califormia 2017 Rose and Happy' Bulles 2015 Sparkling Gamay http://cotes-de-la-moliere.com/le-domaine/ @cotedelamoliere     Special thanks to M...

Ep. 52: There Are Real Problems in the World (And You Don’t Have Them)

May 01, 2018 20:11 - 57 minutes - 79.5 MB

Trigger Warnings: incels, slugs, evidence-based science and medicine, sick children, sex dolls, Michelle Wolf, Dobby the House Elf, guerrilla marketing for Fleshlights, currants, Erin's body, and Ann Dowd: The Patron Dowager Countess of Specific and Authentic Choices     Dranks: Vigneti Del Sole Montepulciano d’Abruzzo 2016 https://www.skurnik.com/producer/vigneti-del-sole/     Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938     Music: ...

Ep. 51: You Are Better than George Washington

April 25, 2018 04:55 - 59 minutes - 81.4 MB

Trigger Warnings: poor Spanish grammar, your parents having sex, Dolores from Westworld, birthday presents, wig history, cultural cuisine, George Washington, Orphan Black, 50 year old men getting thrown out of bars, language learning systems, Hamilton the Musical quotes      Dranks: Barco del Corneta 2014 Verdejo "Cucú"  https://www.barcodelcorneta.com/ @barcodelcorneta     Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938  

Ep. 50: Everyone Knew We Were Lizard People

April 17, 2018 20:01 - 53 minutes - 73.9 MB

Trigger Warnings: TAXES, demons, implicit bias, musical theater parodies, weird echinacea juice, horizontal inequality, that Starbucks in Philly, serial killers, moving to Sweden, listening to people of color    Dranks: Whole Foods Market Organic Immune Refresher w/ Purple Carrot, Beet & Cherry with Elderberry & Echinacea    Test your implicit biases: https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 49: Goofy Took a Blood Oath

April 10, 2018 21:16 - 58 minutes - 80.8 MB

Trigger Warnings: Tony Robbins, FBI raids, Erin's newfound wealth, physically intimidating women, Scott Pruitt, Fenty Beauty, secrets of Disneyland, straight white dude self-help, Michael Cohen       Dranks: Valerie & Jean-Christophe Tissot Poulsard Rose 2016  http://www.winemc2.com/portfolio/valerie-tissot/       Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 48: Bisexual Queens of the Universe

April 04, 2018 23:15 - 1 hour - 92.2 MB

Trigger Warnings: bisexuality, nuanced gender expression, biphobia, bi erasure, coming out, bisexual stereotypes, the queer community, Jesus Christ Superstar Live, leftover Easter Candy, plumeria, Blockheads Burritos     Dranks: Wayfinder Chardonnay 2015  https://www.desparada.com/ @desparadawines   Support Erin's movie: www.ladypartsthemovie.com   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938   Music: Scott Holmes

Ep. 48: Google Five Things Then Talk to Me

April 04, 2018 23:15 - 1 hour - 92.2 MB

Trigger Warnings: bisexuality, nuanced gender expression, biphobia, bi erasure, coming out, bisexual stereotypes, the queer community, Jesus Christ Superstar Live, leftover Easter Candy, plumeria, Blockheads Burritos     Dranks: Wayfinder Chardonnay 2015  https://www.desparada.com/ @desparadawines   Support Erin's movie: www.ladypartsthemovie.com   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938   Music: Scott Holmes

Ep. 47: Jay-Z Is a Table

March 28, 2018 21:33 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MB

Trigger Warnings: nuclear war, sincere retractions, car break-ins, assaults on Beyoncé, legitimate mass hysteria, Erin's journey to health and wellness, John Bolton, Disneyland, Cambridge Analytica, Queen Tiffany Haddish       Dranks: Grapefruit and Chill from Schilling Hard Cider @schillingcider AND Turmeric Golden-Milk from REBBL @REBBLelixers Support: www.ladypartsthemovie.com Music: Scott Holmes Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-...

Ep. 46: Go to Therapy, TED MOSEBY

March 21, 2018 04:30 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MB Video

Trigger Warnings: tummy troubles, driverless cars, being a Miranda, NBC's Rise, your assured technological destruction, Jessica Jones, the New York governor's race, detailed television recaps, Elon Musk (a rebuttal) Dranks: Gatorade @gatorade  Support: www.ladypartsthemovie.com Music: Scott Holmes Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 45: BLOOD FIST?!

March 07, 2018 09:14 - 52 minutes - 72.4 MB

Trigger Warnings: menstruation, domestic violence, racism, cloning dogs, Vons monopoly, Gary Oldman/Winston Churchill, Adolf Hitler/Winston Churchill, Lupita Nyong'o statues, Dad-core, velvety snoots   Dranks: Fattoria Zerbina Bianco di Ceparano, Albana di Romagna Secco DOCG, Italy  http://www.zerbina.com/   Music: Scott Holmes   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 44: Hey White Person

February 28, 2018 00:46 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

Trigger Warnings: white people, overdrinking, asking for help, diversity in film and television, dog-related injuries, editing, lion misgendering, industry talk, community, Our Lord and Savior Viola Davis Dranks: Casa Dumetz Syrah 2014 http://casadumetzwines.com/     Still Donate: www.marchforourlives.com   Music: Scott Holmes   Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 43: Boy Scouts for Sociopaths

February 22, 2018 00:45 - 1 hour - 93.7 MB

Trigger Warnings: dead children, being shot at school, Rick Scott, the NRA, Black Panther, drama nerds, vocal fry, the United States of Fergie, comic books, Glendale     Dranks: Jidvei Gewurztraminer Demisec 2014     Donate: www.marchforourlives.com     Music: Scott Holmes     Get at us: @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Ep. 42: Rapier Wit and Plant-based Delicacies

February 13, 2018 22:07 - 56 minutes - 45.3 MB

Trigger Warnings: murderous lions, intersectional wine snobbery, healthy bitch fitness bullshit, Daniel Day Lewis, delivery windows, bullet journaling, escaping the zombie apocalypse, Nikola Tesla: The Musical, flamingo paper clips, Home Depot-ing as a verb Dranks: Lightworks Vol. 1 by Amplify Wines @amplifywines www.amplifywines.com Music: Scott Holmes

Ep. 41: Benghazi Voldemort

February 06, 2018 23:57 - 57 minutes - 26.3 MB

Trigger Warnings: Paul Ryan’s weasel face, near death experiences, TV reboots, crunchy toast, obstruction of justice, Colin Kaepernick, Maldon sea salt flakes, Justin Timberlake Dranks: Locust Cider Dark Cherry @locustcider http://www.locustcider.com/ Donate: http://kaepernick7.com/ Call in: 818-533-8938 Music: Scott Holmes

Minisode #1: Call Your Momfriend

February 05, 2018 00:51 - 27 minutes - 12.8 MB

Welcome to our first minisode! Learn everything you ever wanted to know about how to be an informed consumer at the PHARMACY with special guest, Karen Rye, MSN, ARNP...also known as Erin's mom. Visit https://www.goodrx.com/ to find the lowest prices on your prescription medications so you don't end up crying on your podcast like Aliee. @erintherye @alieechan @erinandaliee

Ep. 40: Bruno Mars is Biodegrading in Your Assh*le

January 31, 2018 01:23 - 59 minutes - 27.4 MB

Trigger Warnings: Prescription drug prices, group dinners, The Grammy’s, patient’s rights, group dinners, karaoke revisited, Rite-Aid in Bridgewater, The Super Blue Blood Moon Dranks: Progress Pink Rose @nastywomanwines https://www.nastywomanwines.com/ Music: Scott Holmes

Ep. 39: America (v cool, v chill)

January 24, 2018 07:34 - 1 hour - 27.7 MB

Trigger Warnings: the government shutdown, kombucha, cheesy engagement photos, DACA, the women’s march volume 2, rescue dogs, the human body, Our Lord and Savior Viola Davis Dranks: @kombuchadog Music: Scott Holmes Support: www.emilyslist.org www.sheshouldrun.org

Ep. 38: Don’t Die On Purpose

January 16, 2018 19:14 - 58 minutes - 26.6 MB

Trigger Warnings: VHS tapes, teen fads, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, apple cider vinegar, the tide pod challenge, more Star Wars: The Last Jedi, hospital reviews, skin care, EVEN MORE Star Wars: The Last Jedi Drank: Los Frailes Monastrell 2016 Music: Happy Whistle by Scott Holmes

Ep. 37: We Found Our Oprah (and it’s Oprah)

January 10, 2018 07:15 - 1 hour - 28.1 MB

Trigger Warnings: the US healthcare system, recreational marijuana, the times up movement, tuscan wine, Santa Claus, neck pillows, skinning lizards, the rite aid on Larchmont, Oprah, schedule 1 drugs, The Church of Viola Davis Music by Scott Holmes

Ep. 36: 2 Lit 2 Quit

January 03, 2018 19:32 - 1 hour - 28.4 MB

Trigger Warnings: bull penises, gun deaths, Kate Winslet, the year of the witch, sex monster epidemic, vagina shit, commercializing activism, The Church of Viola Davis, Matt McGorry's twitter account, 45, woke white ladies, saggy tits, the demise of our democracy

Ep. 35: Santa Can Get It

December 19, 2017 20:36 - 56 minutes - 25.9 MB

Trigger Warnings: boozy, slutty Christmas, elf on the shelf, holiday traveling, hangovers, Santa visits, rapey winter songs, candlelight processionals, elvin slave labor, Big Brother, Jason Robert Brown's Chanukah Suite Dranks: Erin's special homemade crockpot Wassail, Joe Joe's Cookie Stout by Anchor Steam Music: Jingle Bells by Scott Holmes

Ep. 34: What a Trick Ass Bitch

December 14, 2017 22:12 - 57 minutes - 26.4 MB

Trigger Warnings: child molestation, sharia law, dog parks, disgusting paternalism, fictional short stories, props, Ryan the Therapist, Guillermo Del Toro Drank: Podere Ruggeri Corsini Langhe Rosato 2016

Ep. 33: Kumbaya Bullshit

December 05, 2017 21:48 - 55 minutes - 25.6 MB

Trigger Warnings: tax scam, false equivalencies, Floribama, expensive t-shirts, green shakes, normalizing racism, killing flies

Ep. 32: Soft Pretzels Are My Love Language

November 28, 2017 20:40 - 58 minutes - 27 MB

Trigger Warnings: taxes, thanksgiving leftovers, cuffing season, slugs, the evils of capitalism, being single during the holidays, tofurkey, cursed aquariums

Ep. 31: Discount Cash- Only Transvaginal Ultrasound Strip Mall

November 21, 2017 19:33 - 53 minutes - 24.7 MB

Trigger Warnings: ovarian cysts, sex monsters, Dolly Parton's ENT, application-based dog walking services, Cory Booker, spite pee, Ke$ha's new album

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