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Enough Wicker: Intellectualizing the Golden Girls

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Longtime Golden Girls superfans Sarah Royal and Lauren Kelly rewatch the series from beginning to end from a "scholarly" perspective, analyzing cultural themes, storylines, and why so many people still love the show decades after its finale originally aired.

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Episode 126: Old Brisker, Ma's Mouth, and A Gambling Problem

October 16, 2022 01:00 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

Rose takes up painting and obviously, she can't paint a horse from memory, so asks someone to accompany her to the racetrack. Blanche, despite having a pass to the jockey's lounge, can't make it--largely because she's working her new boss Donald for 12 hours a week at the museum--so Dorothy hesitantly agrees to go. Unfortunately, one good day of picking winners reignites a vicious gambling problem that almost cost Dorothy everything years earlier. 

Episode 125: Who Needs Spanish Flies? Just Go To Your Best Friends' God-Daughter's Wedding!

October 09, 2022 01:00 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MB

Beloved by oldster fans of the Golden Girls and beginners alike, the Girls are hot and heavy at the wedding of Dorothy's god-daughter to the grandson of Giuseppe Mangiacavallo, Sophia's once betrothed and now multi-millionaire. Dorothy and Blanche work through some deep-seated stuff that will continue to come up again and again, and we learn that Rose is peeping the priests' buns!  Meanwhile, Sophia watches a very slow-acting curse in action. What a load of fun! 

Episode 124: There Really Is No Reason My Mother Shouldn't Have Her Cookies

October 02, 2022 01:00 - 26 minutes - 24.9 MB

So Glen, how come you cheated on your wife?  Glen O'Brien, Dorothy's old and formerly married flame, is back--only this time he's played by Jerry Orbach. The two have such magnetic chemistry, but ultimately, Dorothy must choose herself. Meanwhile, a couple of fraudsters prey on the old and the gullible at the mall and Blanche & Sophia lose thousands of dollars--what a load of fun! 

Episode 123: Vixen, Story of a Comrade

September 25, 2022 01:00 - 45 minutes - 42 MB

In this all-time favorite, Blanche's sister Charmaine and Stan's cousin Magda are both in Miami at the same time. Charmaine and Blanche appear to be getting along--a surprise for Hollingsworth siblings--until Blanche is convinced Charmaine borrowed her life story and sexual escapades for her book. Meanwhile, Magda butts heads with all of the other Girls, but most strongly with Dorothy, on the merits of communism vs. capitalism. One thing we can all agree on is that sex sell and slurpees rule...

Episode 122: You're Kidding, Buzz is Here Too?!

September 18, 2022 01:00 - 28 minutes - 26.8 MB

Buzz Mueller, Rose's 'one that got away' is in town! The snappy-dressing showman sweeps Rose off her feet and wants to bring her on tour with his band. Despite things going well with Miles, Rose considers it and asks if it is possible to love two men at the same time. Meanwhile, Sophia is hanging out with the wrong crowd and Dorothy firmly objects after a night that starts with Blanche's friend Mr. Big and ends with Schlomo. Sophia moves in with a senile art collector for a bit until everyth...

RE-RUN: Episode 85: Fifty Shades of Clay with Special Guest Chris Gallo!

September 11, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

In a very special episode, we are joined by the only man to ever put his own head on Fifi's body, Chris Gallo of OhShuptUpRose.com and Golden Girls Posters! We start by talking about all of Chris' Golden Girls-related projects and then jump into one of his favorite episodes, Scared Straight. We cover everything from Phil Petrillo's significance to whether or not Rose would have actually said "Clayton is a hobo" to #coughgate88. It's bound to be Doug's favorite and is our last episode of the ...

Episode 121: It's Time to Get Real, Grandma

September 04, 2022 01:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MB

In this frequently-referenced and celebrated episode, Rose learns she may have contracted HIV through a blood transfusion years ago. Our main focus is the the 72 hours, hence the title, between getting tested and receiving the results. This is an incredibly powerful episode even today but especially at the time it aired. There is a throughline of de-stigmatizing HIV/AIDS and a poignant scene where Blanche directly addresses Rose and America at-large with the simple truth that AIDS is not a b...

Episode 120: So Good Enough Wicker Named It Part 2! An Illegitimate Concern

August 28, 2022 01:00 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MB

Barrett and Kay from So Good We Named It are here to help us cut those ribbons at Piggly Wiggly! Yes, it's another Hurricane Saturday, as the four of us discuss episode 120 of the Golden Girls, An Illegitimate Concern. David shows up out of nowhere and borderline stalks Blanche, who at first (naturally) finds it flattering, but then is hit harder with reality than Rose is with the Metro Section when David reveals he's Geroge's son. Meanwhile, Sophia and Dorothy make lovely first runners-up a...

Episode 119: Everybody's Got A Nickname For It

August 21, 2022 01:00 - 38 minutes - 35.5 MB

Blanche has to get a pacemaker put in and is overwhelmed with the fear and anxiety that comes with that. Also, because it's Blanche, physical health=sexuality, so the effect is even deeper. Each of the other girls offers support in their own ways, the most memorable being Rose's World War I lullaby. 

Episode 118: Memories, like the Corners of Clinton-Washington Avenues

August 14, 2022 01:00 - 25 minutes - 23.3 MB

Sophia's memories are fading and so she and Dorothy make a trip up to Brooklyn, where, thanks to a pretty rude version of Sal's ghost and a few sentimental visuals, it all (kind of) comes back. Meanwhile, Blanche accuses Rose of sex discrimination and bolsters the case that the two of them are maybe not meant to work together. 

Episode 117: Mail call! Me, Me, Me, Me, Me

August 07, 2022 01:00 - 35 minutes - 33.1 MB

The government is being kinder, gentler, and supplying Sophia with an extra $170K in social security checks, Blanche is using a rented Mercedez as a way to meet men, and Miles' daughter Caroline is being a real B to Rose, who is just trying to make his birthday special. This three-plot episode has a ton of great lines and doesn't require too much analysis. 

Episode 116: That Sounds Good, Where Can We Sign Up For that Group?

July 31, 2022 01:00 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MB

Rose signs up for a positive thinking group where the leader won't even tell her she's special. Dorothy buys it for a minute, but a good order of lunch meat and a few days later, she and Melanie Griffith are off it. Meanwhile, Blanche goes back and forth with a new flame but is scared out of making a real commitment when he runs into a health issue and plunges into a bit of self-referential deep thinking herself. 

Episode 115: A New President of Knocked of Single

July 24, 2022 01:00 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MB

Mary, who we've never seen before and never will again, shows up on the Girls' doorstep k-nocked up and svingle. Apparently, she's known them all her life, as they were all very close with her late mother. Fine. Dorothy is able to impart some experience-based wisdom on both Mary and her estranged father, using a St. Olaf story in a moment of desperation. Meanwhile, the fire of Blanche's loins shows up unexpectedly and the girls learn he hasn't, in fact, paid his debt to society. 

Episode 115: A New President of Knocked Up Single

July 24, 2022 01:00 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MB

Mary, who we've never seen before and never will again, shows up on the Girls' doorstep k-nocked up and svingle. Apparently, she's known them all her life, as they were all very close with her late mother. Fine. Dorothy is able to impart some experience-based wisdom on both Mary and her estranged father, using a St. Olaf story in a moment of desperation. Meanwhile, the fire of Blanche's loins shows up unexpectedly and the girls learn he hasn't, in fact, paid his debt to society. 

Episode 114: Merry Christmas Enough Wicker Subscriber

July 17, 2022 01:00 - 39 minutes - 36.8 MB

In this holiday-themed episode, the Girls pull names (whose names are they gonna be anyway?!) out of a hat for a gift exchange and decide since they all stand an equal chance to have their Christmas ruined by receiving a nonrefundable yodel lesson, it's a fair way to do gifts. Meanwhile, Stan hits rock bottom and totally loses perspective, unable to recognize the privileges life has afforded him, even as he discusses the consequences of the Soviet Empire falling while being surrounded by hom...

Episode 113: A Period or State of Decline

July 10, 2022 01:00 - 32 minutes - 30.2 MB

Big Daddy, Blanche's beloved--if wildly problematic--father has died.  Rue McClanahan delivers a powerhouse of an emotional performance as Blanche works through grief, and we're reminded that Dorothy Zbornak is one hell of a pal & a confidante. Meanwhile, Sophia turns the Girls' home into a guest house for clumsy tourists who have no respect for commemorative plates.

Episode 112: Son of a Zbornie

July 03, 2022 01:00 - 23 minutes - 22 MB

Michael is in town and he is at his most insufferable! Dorothy, encouraged by Blanche, challenges Michael to "grow up" and take control of his life. Eventually, Stan and Sophia see she's right and they all hit him with a bit of "rough love." Meanwhile, Rose is overworked and confronts her boss Enrrrrrique Mas, who because he is an absolute gem of an employer, hears her and heeds the call. 

Episode 111: You Call This Tapioca?!

June 26, 2022 01:00 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MB

Dorothy is emotionally rocked when an old high school friend Helen Colquist, known to some as the fat woman with a wooden leg and a hairless cat named Cincinnati Jake, died during a visit to Miami before the two of them could get together. As she goes through her yearbook, Dorothy is shocked to find how many of her classmates have died (fun, fun, fun!) and comes to a realization that she must try a standup comedy set, a dream she had put on the backburner. Meanwhile, Rose deals with somethin...

Episode 110: Sheila Patterson's Daughter Lets Her Marry Her Dead Husband's Brother!

June 19, 2022 01:00 - 21 minutes - 20.3 MB

George's younger brother is in town and Blanche, forgetting how much Jamie looks and sounds like George, has fantasies of becoming Mrs. Blanche Devereaux. Meanwhile, Sophia commits grand theft auto using the phonebook as a booster seat. 

Episode 109: Martha, I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down

June 12, 2022 01:00 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MB

TW: Talk of suicide and suicidal thoughts.  In one of the heaviest episodes of the series, Sophia's friend Martha contemplates ending her life as she fears what is to come as she ages. Meanwhile, the rest of the girls give an iconic performance of Mr. Sandman as they babysit little Frank, whose fever is concerningly high.  If you are struggling with suicidal thoughts or in crisis, the National Suicide Prevention Hotline is available 24 hours a day at 1-800-273-8255. You can also text HOME ...

Episode 108: Speculating....

June 05, 2022 01:00 - 35 minutes - 33.2 MB

Rose, Miles is here! This episode features the return of Harold Gould aka Arnie aka Nicholas Carbone aka Miles Webber, who is Rose's partner at the ballroom. They have physical chemistry--he dips her all evening--but Rose is intellectually intimidated by his college professor friends. Meanwhile, Sophia charges for dances and Blanche tries to work off her "excess sexual energy" with the most tedious house task of all.  PS. If you haven't already, check out So Good We Named It here. 

Episode 107: Clowin' Around

May 29, 2022 01:00 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB

Didn't they almost have it all! In this one, Dorothy is dating a top Miami lawyer™ played by TV Great, Dick Van Dyke. Their chemistry is so palpable, that she even contemplates life as Mrs.KennethWhittingham, but ultimately, Ken's choice to switch from lawyering 70 hours a week to performing with Ringling Brothers illuminates that there's something just not there for the two. Meanwhile, Rose motivates the crew to protest the tuna fisherman's killing of dolphin and Blanche throws a punch. 

Episode 106: No Prudes

May 22, 2022 01:00 - 29 minutes - 27.7 MB

In this one, Rose asks Enrrrrrique Mas to help her out with an age discrimination case after losing Charlie's pension and ends up with something even better--a job as a production assistant! Meanwhile, Sophia uses her Shopper's Warehouse card to buy toothbrushes, oatmeal cookies, and sardines. 

Episode 105: A Cow and a Sperm-Pusher Wonder "Where's Mine????"

May 15, 2022 01:00 - 34 minutes - 32 MB

Oh boy, we're going to a sperm bank! Blanche's daughter Rebecca is back in town with big news: she's getting impregnated on Monday! Blanche, who spent her mothering years screaming for the governess for nothing, feels betrayed, confused, and infuriated by Becky's decision...to take control of her own life. The rest of the girls coach her through it, but not before a classic universal "ewwwww" to artificial insemination around the dinner table. Meanwhile, Dorothy tries to trick Sophia into go...

Episodes 103 & 104: Chronic Illness, Dismissive Doctors, Sleep Deprivation and A Bag of S̶u̶n̶s̶h̶i̶n̶e̶ Egg Yolks

May 08, 2022 01:00 - 49 minutes - 46.2 MB

We're up and running in Season 5!  In the two-part season premiere, we find Dorothy, an otherwise healthy woman whose only medical woes were once digesting raw vegetables and a cracking jaw, feeling exhausted, sick, and frustrated that no doctor seems to believe she has a real, medical problem. This storyline represents Susan Harris, the creator of The Golden Girls, and her own struggle to get doctors to believe her Chronic Fatigue Syndrome was not a 100% tiptop mental problem. Meanwhile, Bl...

Episodes 101 & 102: Another Clip Show ft. Wally's Sexual Proclivities

May 01, 2022 01:00 - 26 minutes - 24.2 MB

In a less-than-thrilling send-off to an excellent Season 4, Mr. Yakamora, a wanna-be real estate mogul (played by the late, great Ralph Ahn), makes a wildly high offer on Blanche's house. The Girls contemplate the realities of moving, Rose and Sophia most fearful, and reminisce about their musical escapades, the relatives that have stayed with them, and more. It's a decent slip show with a pretty bizarre ending that neatly wraps up the 4th season. 

Episode 100: Middle Aged Bambinas & Dirty Dancin'

April 24, 2022 01:00 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MB

In one of the whackiest of all-time episodes, Sophia's old friends Dominic and Philomena Bosco, aka Freida Claxton and Vincenzo the Contractor (actually aka Nan Martin and Vito Scotti) come to take Dorothy, their alleged biological daughter, back to Sicily for an arranged marriage. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose are inspired by Lawrence of Arabia and decide to take up dirty dancing, with one of them taking much easier to the craft than the other. 

Thank You For Being a Fan: Enough Wicker Contest Submissions

April 16, 2022 13:00 - 2 hours - 128 MB

In honor of Golden Con next week, we are rerunning our fan contribution episode. The Golden Girls is about community, so we hope you all have the best time, send us your photos--we'll double exposure ourselves right in!! We'll see you at the next one and we hope you'll contribute to our next Enough Wicker fan episode! TYFBAF!  Hello and Happy New Year! This episode is made up of your scholarly observations, thoughtful takeaways, and hilarious impressions of the greatest television show of a...

Episode 99: Charlie Horse!

April 10, 2022 01:00 - 32 minutes - 23.5 MB

Oh boy, a whole episode about body negativity and dieting, wahoo! We kid, we kid. But in this one, the Girls are all dealing with their weight and appearance; Sophia is hellbent on gaining a pound to get back to her ideal weight while the rest of the crew tries working out and new hairstyling in order to look their best for an annual summer party. A classic clip show where, even in their desperation, the Girls can't be convinced to join Stanley's self-help pyramid scheme club. 

Episode 98: We Are The World

April 03, 2022 01:00 - 36 minutes - 27.8 MB

In this one, Sophia busts her friend Lilian out of Sunny Pastures, a rundown nursing home struggling in the age of Reagan-era cuts. Meanwhile, Blanche gets a bonus and initially plans to put the money in her bosom account, but in the end, decides her found money would be better spent in another way. 

Episode 97: Tough Holly

March 27, 2022 01:00 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB

She's mopey, dopey, and full of crap, Rose's sister. In this one, Holly, Rose's flute-playing, philandering, annoying AF little sister comes to Miami and charms Blanche and Dorothy right away. Sophia sees through it a bit and councils Rose to let them see it for themselves, and boy do they ever. Meanwhile, Sophia agrees to dogsit two Dreyfuses. 

Episode 96: Perfect Pizza with Pizzazz & a Pill Problem

March 20, 2022 01:00 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MB

In a heavier A-story that is all too timely, Rose confronts an addiction to pills. She reveals her doctor prescribed painkillers for an old farm injury decades ago, and she's been taking them daily ever since. The Girls rally together to help her address the problem and thankfully, come out of a 30-day treatment program as the same ol' Rose. Meanwhile, Sophia and Dorothy are cast in a commercial for a local pizza place, but it doesn't exactly work out. 

Episode 95: Welcome to the Dorothy Killed Trudy Party

March 13, 2022 02:00 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MB

And she's a teacher too!  Dorothy's high school best friend Trudy McMahon comes to Miami for their high school reunion and brings along her handsome husband Jack, a pair of new A+ breasts, and a drive for competition. Dorothy literally kills Trudy on the tennis court, or so we think, and then wants to spend the entire evening of her reunion screwing around in the bedroom when there are important things to do outside. This is a laugh-out-loud episode with a plot that makes no sense, and that...

Episode 94: Kid Pepe Later Went On to Have a Very Successful Career in Consumer Reporting

March 06, 2022 02:00 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

Rose makes the mistake of trusting Sophia with a large sum of money the Girls intend to use for a joint CD account, and rather than buying a handful of magic beans or completing the task, Sophia brings home a prizefighter. Apparently, some kind of transaction goes down at a bus stop, and bim bam boom, the Girls are now responsible for training and housing this young fighter who, as is later revealed, is also a multi-talented artist. 

Episode 93: We're The Laughing Stock of The Ladies Auxiliary

February 27, 2022 02:00 - 30 minutes - 28.6 MB

Dorothy is in charge of finding talent for an upcoming variety show and recruits Rose, Blanche, and Sophia to help. The Donatello Triplets prove to be worthy headliners, even if the one juggling Sklarkievich Brother leaves a bit to be desired, but the major gap to fill is that they need an MC. Rose, leaning heavily on a parasocial relationship she built with Bob Hope, tells the girls not to sweat it, as she'll just make a quick call to her birth father and their problems will be solved. Ther...

Episode 92: 1000 Points of Light

February 20, 2022 02:00 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

Chalk it all up to synergism. In this one, Dorothy and Sophia are shaken up by the rate at which Sophia's friends are dying. Dorothy's response is to book a suite at Disney World and look at old photos, rather than ride the rides (or, thankfully, to have Sophia seized by Shady Pines staff on the tarmac). Sophia, meanwhile, wants to leave Memory Lane for Space Mountain. At home, Blanche, who apparently has a talent for drawing, and Rose work on a children's book about Toonder the Mediocre Tig...

Episode 91: Fun in the Buff This St. Valentine's Day

February 13, 2022 02:00 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

In your classic clip Golden Girls clip show, we've got Sal being a total bagagalupe and Sophia's dad letting him know it, Blanche meeting another gay man in Clayton's favorite bar, the girls going to a nudist resort, and Blanche bringing sexual liberation and responsibility to a Greater Miami pharmacy. What a load of fun! Happy Valentine's Day to each and every one of our listeners and remember, you're special.  

Episode 90: The Eddie Effect

February 06, 2022 02:00 - 26 minutes - 18.2 MB

In this one, Dorothy engages in the age-old practice of #sportnookie with Eddie, whose apparent sexual prowess is hidden beneath an unassuming exterior. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose decide to mentor two teenage punks and end up in the slammer. 

Episode 89: Nothing More Frustrating than Waiting for One of These Suckers to Rise and it Just Won't

January 30, 2022 02:00 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MB

Sophia is called upon to perform a Sicilian act of vengeance while Rose deals with sexual frustration, just another day in the Golden Girls' house. In this one, Rose is seeing a man named Ernie, a corporate attorney who does not have a drinking problem, and everything is going well until he reveals that he is impotent (bon appetit). After a romantic getaway fails, a steamy exchange over dinner finally does the trick. Meanwhile, Sophia receives a feather in the mail and must avenge her scarec...

Episode 88: Music Lovers for the Win

January 23, 2022 02:00 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MB

In this episode, Blanche meets a charming, handsome man who knows the ins and outs of high society food pairings. It should be perfect, but John is blind, and so Blanche, who derives most of her self-worth from her looks, is left wondering what he could possibly like about her. Meanwhile, Rose and Dorothy (and eventually Sophia) coach a peewee football team where all the boys are named Victor.  The Coaching Lessons of the Golden Girls  Golden Girls Sports Podcast 

Episode 87: We Will Waste 22 Minutes of Your Time

January 16, 2022 02:00 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MB

Is that an original DeKimmel!? In this one, the roof is leaking and rather than shell out the dough like any normal landlord, Blanche is focused on preserving a towel that never contained baby Skippy. While trying to come up with the cash for a new roof, the girls hear that Jasper DeKimmel, a cranky-but-talented artist is nearing the end of his life, so naturally, they divert their funds and buy one of his pieces at an auction. 

Episode 86: Stan Yells at Some Hospital Staff

January 09, 2022 02:00 - 37 minutes - 35.2 MB

We open this episode by paying tribute to our dearly departed Betty White, who entertained millions with her command of comedy and inspired just as many with her commitment to kindness. Thank you for being a friend, Betty <3.  Moving onto the Stickman, Stan goes to his only friends, three women who kind of hate him, to help pick out a ring for his new bride at the start of this episode. Meanwhile, Sophia disobeys the doctor's orders and ends up in the hospital; Dorothy leans on Stan, who is ...

Rerun of Episode 36: Merry Christmas Sarah, Merry Christmas Lauren

December 26, 2021 02:00 - 20 minutes - 19 MB

What the hell is this, The Waltons?! In the first Christmas episode of the series, the girls do quite a lot. Blanche tries to bong a mall Santa and gets caught, Rose offers counseling to her clients right in front of the waiting room, a would-be armed robber takes Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose hostage until Sophia saves the day, and after their flights are grounded, our favorite ladies spend Christmas Eve watching a diner, while the owner spends less than an hour with his family. Plus, the men ...

Episode 85: Fifty Shades of Clay with Special Guest Chris Gallo!

December 19, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

In a very special episode, we are joined by the only man to ever put his own head on Fifi's body, Chris Gallo of OhShuptUpRose.com and Golden Girls Posters! We start by talking about all of Chris' Golden Girls-related projects and then jump into one of his favorite episodes, Scared Straight. We cover everything from Phil Petrillo's significance to whether or not Rose would have actually said "Clayton is a hobo" to #coughgate88. It's bound to be Doug's favorite and is our last episode of the ...

Episode 84: Three Palm Trees & A Real Downer of an Episode

December 12, 2021 02:00 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MB

We revisit Brother, Can You Spare that Jacket, in which each of the girls has their own personal reckoning with the state of things in America. After a brief bit of riding high on a winning lotto ticket, Dorothy, Blanche, Sophia, and Rose trounce all over Miami to find the ticket after it is mistakenly given away. There's a celebrity auction, a do-nothing councilman, and a mixup of Michael J. Fox and Michael Jackson, but all in all this is a pretty heavy episode that handles important subjec...

Episode 82: Max Weinstock Wastes No Time Getting In (to town!)

December 05, 2021 02:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MB

Sophia's getting married, Rose and Blanche are establishing a Miami-based chapter of the Hunka Hunka Burnin Love Fanclub, Dorothy is smoking, and somehow the caterer is still the star! We talk about Sophia's Wedding Parts 1 & 2, which for us, represents a very specific era in The Golden Girls. This one has a ton of funny moments and reveals something deep about the addictive Petrillo genes. We also think when you're in your 80s, if you wanna get married or just find a long-distance hook-up b...

Episode 81: The Power of Stan Compels Sophia

November 28, 2021 02:00 - 24 minutes - 23.1 MB

Dorothy is battling Stan for Sophia's soul and Blanche & Rose are up all night howlin. In the nosebleed seats of a baseball game, Sophia gets whacked on the head with a ball. Stan comes up with a way for the two of them to join forces and scam some money out of the insurance company, though we think it's a few days too late to be believable. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche are cast in Cats in the community theater and wholly immerse themselves in the character. 

Episode 80: Never Go to Beaver Falls

November 21, 2021 02:00 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MB

Rose is up for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year! OOOFDAH! There's only one problem, Blanche and Dorothy are back to their Issac Q. Newton/rez-ume ways and they've stretched the truth a bit on her application. Mighty flood, etc. Meanwhile, the AC is out and the girls struggle to keep cool. All in all, this one is incredibly goofy, there's a bunch of funny lines, and it's a pretty revealing picture of Rose's naive all-American nature. 

Episode 79: Turns Out Virginia WAS the Slut

November 14, 2021 02:00 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MB

Rose and Dorothy assume the roles of Mulder and Scully after seeing what appears to be a UFO. Meanwhile, Blanche attempts a conquest for Ham Lushbough, the one man--the one--who has ever rejected her advances. The UFO story is A++, especially considering Dorothy's natural skepticism and Rose's naive assumption that the extraterrestrials are here to help us earthlings. The Ham story is a little tough to get through and rife with body-shamey jokes, but the conclusion that his lousy night of se...

Episode 78: If You Don't Listen You'll Regret it For the Rest of Your Life

November 07, 2021 01:00 - 33 minutes - 66.6 MB

The three younger girls sit around the kitchen table lamenting that Sophia is letting the last of her life slip away. Rose's puritanical work ethic, Blanche's overactive sex drive and Dorothy's grounding nature all abound as the rain comes down outside. Meanwhile, Sophia--ironically the only one to leave the house, has a full adventure of a day complete with grocery store advocacy, hospital volunteerism and conducting an old lady jazz band. For more on this episode and the show's relationshi...