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Electric HONK

28 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago -

A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs, politics and the big sporting events of the week...and some beverage tasting!

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Episodes

#028 - Don't Mone, It's CHRISTMAS! ⚡🥚

December 21, 2023 09:19 - 1 hour - 148 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Woeful Wonky Christmas Tree in Bramhall Napoleon Film – Review Leave The World Behind Beardfishing – Fishing for Beards? TOP SHELF – “Baileys Tiramisu Cocktail” Michelle Mone – PPE Scandal Disgrace How Many Owls is TOO Many? GOOSE NEWS – “Ramsbottom Geese Xing” Woke Ne...

#027 - Baksmalla Smack on the Arse

December 03, 2023 09:22 - 59 minutes - 138 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Tops off for the YanTans Salmon’s Gets Wood EasyJet Lisps & Disney Massive Orca Brains and The Real Squid Games The Five Regrets of the Dying National French Toast Day - Days of the Year TOP SHELF – “Captain Morgan’s Tiki” The History of Hangovers Sam Altman – OpenAI H...

#026 - Twitter Hanging by a Thread

July 14, 2023 10:35 - 58 minutes - 135 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: The French Revolution Turns Sour – Riots in France Salmon’s Kitten Hides Dead Bodies of Fallen Birds Indonesian Monkey Torture Ring Uncovered by BBC Black Mirror New Season TOP SHELF – Leche De Cabra Two Million Now but Never Caca in a Toilet Again? Twitter Rate Limits Infu...

#025 - Trans Crocs & Rainbow Washing

June 10, 2023 14:02 - 58 minutes - 134 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Comedy Fan Machine-Gun Farts in Trans Toilet Civil Service Strikes – Success at 4.5%? Salmon Eats Michelin Star Rice Pudding Eric Cantona Launches Music Career Carlisle United’s League 2 Play-Off Wembley Victory LGBTQIA+ - Pride Month – What is Rainbow Washing? TOP SHELF –...

#024 - Down's Syndrome Barbie Dolls

May 27, 2023 09:24 - 59 minutes - 136 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Rolf Harris and Tina Turner Kick the Bucket Abaucin – AI Finds New Antibiotic AI Fake Explosion at Pentagon (Not the White House!) Crashes S&P 500 Down Syndrome Barbie Dolls – Investment? TOP SHELF – Hotel Chocolat Velvetised Vodka Salmon Buys Blind Ambition from Drug Dealer...

#023 – The Crowning of Sausage Fingers

May 14, 2023 17:48 - 59 minutes - 136 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Bank Holiday’s are Different for Dads MachineDaena Fails his Comedy Set King Charles (Formally known as Prince) Coronation Recap -          Prince Annes feather hat blocking Harry’s face -          Crown on kings head didn’t fit -          Grim Reaper -          Arrest...

#022 – AI-topia or Dystopia

April 27, 2023 20:23 - 1 hour - 150 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Last of Us Coffee – Cordyceps Fungus Zombie Infection? MachineDaena Locks in his Landlord Salmons Thai Brides & battered Crabs TikTok Algorithm PowerPoint Training Programme! TOP SHELF – Bumbu West Indies Rum We missed a LOT since the last podcast… -          Ali...

#021 - Sunak to Shell Out Over Strikes?

February 08, 2023 22:14 - 1 hour - 152 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Weird News Catch up - BBC Sex Noises & Hydraulic Urinal Death Less Intense Movie Titles MrBeast New Health Service - Cures 1000 People of Blindness Salmon on Strike Shell Profits Highest in 115 Year History at £32Bn Top Shelf – Infusionist Sticky Toffee Pudding Rev...

#020 - Starmer's New Year's Devolution

January 07, 2023 19:17 - 59 minutes - 137 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: The Machine Gets Lean for Ween Speeding Fine Equality in Finland HillHillHill Hill – The origins of Torpenhow Hill Lucid Dreaming Caution – CUT OUT MD’s bit about being young and experiencing this TOP SHELF – Hambledon Wine - English Champagne Health, Money, Relationship and...

#019 - She’s a Braverman than I am

December 24, 2022 19:27 - 59 minutes - 137 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Salmon’s attempt at ChatGPT is Sh*t Argie Bargie in World Cup final as Messi celebrates in Qatar Prison Swap – USA and Russia edition? (could probably be heavily trimmed) TOP SHELF – Batch and Bottle - Monkey Shoulder - Lazy Old Fashioned UK braced for NHS, Rail and Royal Mail ...

#018 - Ronaldon't Outshine Ramos

December 12, 2022 10:54 - 59 minutes - 137 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: MD Hates Christmas Small Talk on the Airwaves ChatGPT Launches to Millions of Mesmorized AI Fans End of Year Survey Highlights Shock Salmon Word of the Year  Most Googled Word Europe’s Heaviest Drinkers UK’s Happiest Place How to FAIL an Interview in 30 Seconds! TOP SH...

#017 - It's All Kicking Off in Qatar

November 27, 2022 16:57 - 57 minutes - 132 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Football Clichés Gone Wrong World Cup 2022 – Qatar Drama Building Gianni Infantino is Gay and Disabled at Qatar England’s Lions didn’t ROAR for LGBTQ+ Germany protests FIFA with Hands on Mouth Iran Football Team Silence on Government Human Rights Intolerance Qatar World Cu...

#016 - Hancock Ruffles Feathers Down Under

November 12, 2022 20:51 - 59 minutes - 138 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! Here's what we cover this week: Queen is dead. Long live the King. Salmon Rides with Clive from Hythe Crypto Bottoms Out in 2022 with FTX Crypto Crash Check Mate to Anal Beads TOP SHELF – Parma Violet Gin Liqueur Cost of living crisis - Electric Honk on Tour with Candles in a Town Near You… M...

#015 - Boris No Longer Public's Palmate

July 11, 2022 16:08 - 58 minutes - 135 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! Here's what we cover this week: MachineDaena new arrival – Eevie Salmon cycles to France Andy Robinson’s sponsorship with Wimbledon ends Rolls Royce £2,000 bonus is a win for capitalism Halifax pronouns badges – They/Them TOP SHELF – Glenfiddich Grand Reserve 21 single malt Headliner – Gordon ...

#014 - Migration to Rwanda

June 24, 2022 13:29 - 1 hour - 150 MB

World’s longest walk from one destination to another Funny Hobby / Business Names Boris Johnson Vote of Confidence Gary Neville Becomes Labour Member TOP SHELF – Langs Banana Jamaican Rum HEADLINER – Putin’s Pootrid Suitcase  Bitcoin Takes a Dump Below $20k USA Gun Laws to Change? Blake Lemoine’s Sentient AI Bot at Google Monkey Pox Renamed by WHOke Lefties Sports Washing – Saudi Laundromat Rwanda Flight Stopped by ECHR, for Now GOOSE NEWS – 13 Geese of Saint Eulalia ...

#013 – Her Majesty's Waddle

June 04, 2022 07:50 - 59 minutes - 137 MB

Platty Jubes – UK celebrates 70 years of the Queen Labour’s 4-day Bank Holiday Increase UK Airport Travel Woes – Cancelled Flights! Germans Say NEIN to High Train Fares Tories U Turn on Windfall Tax as Predicted by Starmer No Queen at St Pauls Cathedral Prince Andrew Has Covid – Sus? Ricky Gervais – Super Woke, Super Nature Stand up Pop Song Lyrics are Heavy Lately! TOP SHELF – The Three Bell Ends Gin The Headliner – Why I’ve Got Some Sticky Near my Dicky   Johnny Depp Wi...

#012 - Amber Heard a HONK!

May 21, 2022 16:45 - 59 minutes - 135 MB

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you over the weekend in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! Here's what we cover this week: Salmon’s Post Covid Poo at Work 3 Lions Click Bait 1000 Farts in a Working Man’s Club £184m Lotto Winner Walks his Dog TOP SHELF – Maraschino Liqueur & Cherries THE HEADLINER – Vicar Hospitalised with a Potato up His Bum Musk Trolls Twitter CEO...

#011 - Birds Of A Feather Rock Together

May 18, 2022 15:52 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MB

Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you into the weekend in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! Here's what we cover this week: R V Daena King Salmon Microplastics Human Anus Fat people voting Neuroscience – dying brain activity TOP SHELF – United For Ukraine (brewdog) Headliner – Boy shits in a kettle Boris / Sunak – fines Heating Crisis Rwanda Just Stop Oil Reddit r/pl...

#010 - Prince Andrew's Goose is Cooked

May 17, 2022 17:58 - 59 minutes - 136 MB

Salmons Guide to Happiness UK Gets Battered by Storms TOP SHELF – Goose Island Beer called Derek! THE HEADLINER – Reality Star who Received Death Threats for Selling £38,000 worth of Fart Jars Reveals Next Career Move” Prince Andrews Goose is Cooked Kurt Zouma - Don’t F*ck with Cats French Knight Life – The History and Origins of the Salute! Metaverse Superbowl Fail – Foofighters Fail to Flatter Facebook Nick Clegg Promoted at Meta to Same Level as Zuckerberg Facebook Share...

#009 - DID BORIS BEAK TOO SOON

May 09, 2022 17:06 - 1 hour - 138 MB

Downing Street Parties Fall Out MP Christian Wakefield Labours the Tories Hazel Grove MP Scandal Top Shelf – Dark Matter!             The Headliner – Bulgarian Red Wine! Elon Musk’s Chaotic Orbit! Czeck Singer Dies Following Deliberate COVID 19 Contraction Substack – Paid to be the Devil’s Advocate on Big News? Meatloaf is Brown Bread Inspires Salmons Work Colleague Is Steven Gerrard Shaping up to be a Quality Manager? Martial to Sevilla – Right move? Chancel Mbemba - Footb...

#008 - Sue Gray-Goose Inquiry

January 21, 2022 17:02 - 1 hour - 148 MB

Salmon breaks his phone, and MachineDaena swalled a ringpull when he was six! Alan Gosling gets birdflu in the UK – Nominative Determinism The origins of Disaronno Salmon and MachineDaena discuss the comedy wild west of 90s TV! Babys acting like a scene from Kong vs Godzilla Top Shelf – Marks & Spencer My G&TEA The Headliner – Percy Long Prong’s Business Card! Fall out for the Prime Minister’s Parties Sue Gray’s Tory Party Inquiry – Bojo resigned? Pork Scratchings - The Colston...

#007 - Festive FOWL Play

January 16, 2022 18:28 - 1 hour - 163 MB

Andy Shares his Parenting Advice to soon to be dad MachineDaena Top Shelf – Dutch Eggnog (Advocaat) The Headliner - “Police search for motorized picnic table drivers seen travelling through Perths Scarborough Beach Area” Is the Party over for the Tory Government? F1 Controversy – Lewis Hamilton loses 2020-2021 F1 under dodgy circumstances to Max Verstappen! Man sued for being asked to stop farting? Credit card fraud results in £4m lotto winner North Korea bans laughing for a we...

#006 - Six Geese-a-Lying

December 22, 2021 20:31 - 1 hour - 182 MB

MachineDaena writes with his butt cheeks Andy Salmon becomes a Walrus Detective TOP SHELF – Brewdog Spiced Rum 500 cuts The Headliner – Small dong march demands end to stigma around small penises Tories Xmas Covid Party Will UK Public ignore Covid rules because of Tories? Man United’s new German Manager - Ralf Rangnick Will Covid Omicron Variant Stop Football Again? “Suicide Pods” – Are they a Suitable Alternative in Switzerland? GOOSE NEWS – Airbus Takes Technology Inspira...

#005 - It's All Just Proper-Gander

November 24, 2021 17:38 - 1 hour - 200 MB

Pod #005 of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena - Podcast 'It's All Just Proper-Gander'! De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as: Streamlabs Corporate Scandal Ikea CEO as Sweden Prime Minister Assembling his Cabinet… The origins of Horsepower – James Watt Discussing the news of Steven Gerrard to Villa as Head Coach Michael Edwards Leave Liverpool – The Moneyball Guy! Dylan John Thom...

#004 - Ever Meta-Goose

November 10, 2021 15:45 - 1 hour - 185 MB

Pod #004 of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena - Podcast 'EVER META-GOOSE' De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as: The Squidgame cryptocurrency rug pull scam Weird Halloween Goth Fest TOP SHELF - Tuaca – Brighton’s primary brandy shot drink! The HEADLINER – “Police admit officer did mistake paddling pool of goldfish, for sharks” Facebook Rebranding to Meta The future of governme...

#003 - NO TIME TO FLY

October 27, 2021 16:26 - 1 hour - 166 MB

Pod 003 of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena #003 - Podcast NO TIME TO FLY A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs and the big sporting events of the week...and some beverage tasting! De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as The GOOSE NEWS - an upside down goose showing off to his mates? Pork Scratchings - Coprophag...

#002 - Goose Springsteen

October 09, 2021 15:02 - 1 hour - 189 MB

Episode 2 of Electric Honk - Hosted by Andrew Salmon & Machine Daena.  A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs and the big sporting events of the week...and some alcohol tasting! This week: - How YOU can fly in a v-formation with geese over the Alps - The Saudi takeover of Newcastle United - The 100yd old Nazi on trial - What to the Pandora Papers reveal? - The fascinating history of Emily Williamson...

#01 - A Goose is Hatched

September 24, 2021 14:28 - 1 hour - 184 MB

The inaugural episode of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & Machine Daena.  A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs and the big sporting events of the week...and some alcohol tasting! De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as the world of beer made from Goose Poo! or a Mechanical Chess Machine that beat Napoleon! Please get in...