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Earth to Linda

198 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 months ago - ★★★★★ - 17 ratings

Each week, Andy calls Linda for a sincere conversation about friendship, getting older, creative work, and butts.

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Episodes

98 — COVID-19 Isolation: Making Babies

April 14, 2020 11:00 - 39 minutes - 35.8 MB

Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss making babies and their relationships. Recorded on April 12th, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square C...

97 — COVID-19 Isolation: Garden Dreams

April 10, 2020 11:00 - 40 minutes - 36.9 MB

Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss gardening, hard days, and dreams. Recorded on April 5th, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash an...

96 — COVID-19 Isolation: Broken Plate Edition

April 07, 2020 11:00 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MB

Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss climate change and broken plates. Recorded on April 1st, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash an...

95 — COVID-19 Isolation: Back to Work

April 03, 2020 11:00 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MB

Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss Linda's imminent return to work. Recorded on March 29th, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash an...

94 — COVID-19 Isolation: Acceptance

March 31, 2020 11:00 - 28 minutes - 25.7 MB

Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss how disturbing it is that within two weeks they've already adapted to a new normal. Recorded on March 27th, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send ...

93 — COVID-19 Isolation: Escapism

March 27, 2020 11:00 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MB

Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss Animal Crossing and their relationship to escapism. Recorded on March 24th, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venm...

92 — COVID-19 Isolation: The Beginning

March 24, 2020 13:25 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MB

Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. Recorded on March 21st, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

91 — Reviewing Linda's Doodle Stack

March 10, 2020 13:37 - 32 minutes - 29.3 MB

Andy and Linda discuss company retreats, Lenny's social media presence, and Linda's doodle stack. Recorded on February 24th, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

90 — Sleeping In On a Saturday Morning

March 03, 2020 12:00 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MB

Andy and Linda discuss the nature of consciousness, landlords, and how to juggle individual work and people management. Recorded on February 22nd, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

89 — Rapid Fire Twitter Questions

February 25, 2020 12:00 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MB

Andy and Linda answer questions from Twitter. Recorded on February 20th, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! This episode is brought to you by Goodman. Thanks, Goodman! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

88 — Walkin' in the Rain, Talkin' about Pee

February 18, 2020 12:00 - 32 minutes - 29.5 MB

Very sorry folks, but we have another mysteriously robotic episode. Andy and Linda discuss people peeing themselves through history, Linda's trip to the Figma conference, and finding fulfillment in your career — or not. Recorded on February 10th, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' th...

87 — A Nearly Forgotten Mini-sode

February 11, 2020 12:00 - 27 minutes - 25.5 MB

Andy and Linda discuss roller skating, name dropping, cleanses, how to cook tacos and definitely do NOT discuss the Iowa caucus. Recorded on February 4th, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! This episode is brought to you by Hillary. Thanks, Hillary! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and w...

86 — Onions and Death in the Air

February 04, 2020 16:09 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MB

Andy and Linda discuss cooking onions, death, and time. Recorded on January 27th, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! This episode is brought to you by Dan. Thanks, Dan! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

85 — Very Professional Episode

January 28, 2020 12:00 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MB

Andy and Linda have a very informative, professional conversation about their work. Recorded on January 21st, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! This episode is brought to you by Kyle Hyams. Thanks, Kyle! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that e...

84 — A Different Kind of Eloquence

January 21, 2020 12:00 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MB

Andy and Linda answer some fun, lighthearted questions from listener Hope. Recorded on January 6th, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

83 — Supporting a Friend Going Through a Divorce

January 14, 2020 12:00 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MB

Andy and Linda answer a question from listener Zach about how to support a friend who is going through a divorce. Recorded on January 2nd, 2020. If you have a question for Andy and Linda send it to [email protected]. Please include your pronouns so we can address you properly if we answer it on air! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

82 — Living with Loved Ones Who Have Different Moral Values

January 07, 2020 12:00 - 40 minutes - 36.6 MB

Andy and Linda answer a question from listener Henri about how to come to peace with people who don't share your values. Recorded on December 27th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

81 — Late Night Walk to the Gym in Serenbe

December 31, 2019 12:00 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MB

Andy and Linda discuss Linda's meet-and-greet with her new dog, what makes us feel like we're getting older, whether or not we like kale, and Christmas presents. Recorded on December 16th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

80 — Figure it Out: 20 Years Later

December 24, 2019 12:00 - 34 minutes - 31.3 MB

Andy and Linda discuss Linda's appearance on a Nickelodeon game show from the 90s, inherited shark teeth, vacations to the Bahamas, how men are creeps, an exciting pup-date(!), and turning Earth to Linda into an advice podcast. Recorded on December 9th, 2019. Our apologies for the crunchy audio in this episode :( If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

79 — Post-Bikram Posi-Vibes

December 17, 2019 12:00 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MB

Andy and Linda have a very special posi-vibes only episode and discuss yoga, before-and-after foot arch pics, dog-wrastlin', dog-adoptin', hair splinters, Minnesota Red Lobsters, tech douche-bros, and special pockets for wieners in men's underwear. Recorded on December 2nd, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

78 — Windy Minnesota

December 10, 2019 12:00 - 34 minutes - 31.4 MB

Andy and Linda discuss a stuffed, inanimate Linda, creepy co-working spaces, creepy job-interviews, investment strategies, how there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, and a host of depressing topics about the future. Recorded on November 25th, 2019. This episode is brought to you by Daniel Agee. Thanks, Daniel! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

77 — Saturday Morning, Before Exercising

December 03, 2019 12:00 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MB

Andy and Linda discuss the haze of sickness, all the muscles in the thigh, leg sandwiches with kettlebell bread, "networking" opportunities, Andy's desire to make a history of the world as he understands it, the lies we tell children, the patriarchy, and the moments in our life where our perspective changes forever. Recorded on November 16th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your hono...

76 — Walking Around Brooklyn with a Lady-Boner

November 26, 2019 12:00 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MB

Andy and Linda discuss emotional labor, early-morning rowing classes, and puppy motherhood. Recorded on November 5th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

75 — Sick as a Dog

November 19, 2019 12:00 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MB

Andy and Linda discuss how horrifically sick Andy is, butt stuff, vagina stuff, Hallmark movies, Linda's love life, murder mystery dinner parties, and having to pay for towels. Recorded on October 28th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

74 — Unpacking at a Mexican Resort

November 12, 2019 12:00 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MB

Andy and Linda discuss technical problems, software updates, Linda's extensive travels, improv comedy, anxiety about financial services, and the collapse of the global economy. Recorded on October 21st, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

73 — A Grand Tour of Manhattan's BDSM Shops

November 05, 2019 12:00 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MB

Andy and Linda discuss being full of beans, the Democratic primary debate, Fermi estimation, and Andy's new season of life. Recorded on October 17th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

72 — A Humid Day in Early Fall

October 22, 2019 11:00 - 39 minutes - 36.5 MB

Andy and Linda discuss tummy aches, ripping all your clothes off the moment you get home, dream symbolism, the fact that Andy is boring and sucks, The School for Poetic Computation, art school energy, Halloween costumes, and hair. Recorded on October 7th, 2019. This episode is brought to you by Nathan Gathright. Thanks, Nathan! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

71 — Another Walk with Minou

October 15, 2019 11:00 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MB

Andy and Linda discuss dog sitting, water leaks, grease fires, adult friendships, women-only spaces, and a bunch of really great ideas for Linda's creative-thought-leader headshot. Recorded on October 1st, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

70 — Happy to Be a Bookend

October 08, 2019 11:00 - 34 minutes - 32 MB

Andy and Linda discuss breaking their computers, the end of summer, working from home, and electronic bikes. Recorded on September 23rd, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

69 — A Call from Boston City Hall Plaza

October 01, 2019 11:00 - 41 minutes - 37.8 MB

Andy and Linda discuss brutalism, redwoods, the touristy parts of cities, mens fashion, traumatizing haircuts, and other ways they think about their bodies. Recorded on September 17th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

68 — The First Night of Improv Class

September 24, 2019 11:00 - 38 minutes - 35.6 MB

Andy and Linda discuss how Linda magically breaks clocks, the emotional whiplash of returning to real life after XOXO, how they both very desperately want everyone to love them, and what it's like having an ex that you're on bad terms with. Recorded on September 12th, 2019. This episode brought to you by Daniel Agee. Thanks, Daniel! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

67 — Live from XOXO

September 17, 2019 11:00 - 40 minutes - 37.5 MB

For the first time in Earth to Linda history, Andy and Linda record an episode together, in the same physical space, at XOXO in Portland, Oregon. Recorded on September 8th, 2019. Note: this episode is not up to our normal standards of audio quality. Sorry not sorry. This episode is brought to you by Nathan Gathright, who gave me four physical dollars, in person. Thanks, Nathan! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and w...

66 — Driving from Serenbe to Snellville

September 10, 2019 11:00 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

Andy and Linda discuss Halloween, road trips, cornering techniques, spontaneous socializing in a tight-knit community, the virtues of living in a place that challenges you, tech campuses that are like college for adults, the anatomical correctness of dolls, Barbie's thigh gap, doggy daycare, and horny rap music. Recorded on September 1st, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. I...

65 — Shore Leave from the Spider Wars

September 03, 2019 11:00 - 32 minutes - 29.4 MB

Andy and Linda discuss spiders, house centipedes, follow-up from home design sadness, bubble-butts, and the concept of guilty pleasures. Recorded on August 29th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

64 — A Stroll to Spin Class

August 27, 2019 11:00 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Andy and Linda discuss their upcoming trip to XOXO, building fake houses in The Sims and Sketch Up, Mean Girls on Broadway, and whether or not we'll all live long enough to make everything we want to make. Recorded on August 19th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

63 — Fresh off the Plane, in Cozy Pants

August 20, 2019 11:00 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

Andy and Linda discuss Linda's jet-setting, off-roading with grandma, exploded washing machines, and an alternative reality where the act of catcalling causes men to weep uncontrollably. Recorded on August 12th, 2019. This episode brought to you by Daniel Agee. Thanks, Daniel! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

62 — Meeting a Good Boy in Boston

August 13, 2019 11:00 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MB

Andy and Linda discuss traveling, working remotely, the emotional toll of capitalism, masculinity, and neighborhoods. Recorded on August 7th, 2019. This episode brought to you by Howard Yu. Thanks, Howard! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

61 — Walking to Spin Class

August 06, 2019 11:00 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MB

Andy and Linda discuss impostor syndrome, how no one in the whole world knows what they're doing, how to build a brand™, atrophy, and Roombas. Recorded on July 29th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

60 — On the Couch, Dodging a Heat Wave

July 30, 2019 11:00 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MB

Andy and Linda catch up on lighter topics after a couple weeks of bummer calls, discussing the magic of Facetime, swimming holes, white people shit, and the latest hip co-working space in Brooklyn. Recorded on July 22nd, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

59 — Crosstown Manhattan Stroll

July 23, 2019 11:00 - 37 minutes - 34 MB

Andy and Linda discuss design hipster soft-pitch softball, Andy's cranky podcast energy, being so close to a project that you lose your emotional attachment to it, birthday pseudo-science, dead dad follow-up, and Linda forgetting Andy's birthday. Recorded on July 15th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

58 — A Death in the Family

July 16, 2019 11:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MB

Andy and Linda discuss the death of Andy's father. Recorded on July 8th, 2019. This episode brought to you by Oskar Damkjaer. Thanks, Oskar! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

57 — Low Energy Summer Solstice

July 09, 2019 11:00 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MB

Andy and Linda discuss taking phone calls from the shower, combination Chinese restaurants/dance clubs, the logistics of ventless dryers, splitting expenses amongst friends, being subtly toxic, BYOL (bring your own linens), and ringworm. Recorded on June 24th, 2019. This episode brought to you by Daniel Agee. Thanks, Daniel! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

56 — Walking Home with a Settlement Check

July 02, 2019 11:00 - 37 minutes - 34.1 MB

Andy and Linda discuss housing court, Father's Day, extremely profitable business ideas, being enthusiastic enough about something to follow through, and how to share your whole self with your partner without letting your demons become their demons. Recorded on June 17th, 2019. This episode brought to you by Oskar Damkjaer. Thanks, Oskar! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's th...

55 — Walking Through Fog so Thick It's Almost Rain

June 25, 2019 11:00 - 40 minutes - 37 MB

Andy and Linda discuss Linda's horoscope, graffiti, emotional maturity, where baby boomers should shove it, and Andy's horrifically embarrassing freshman year portfolio. Recorded on June 10th, 2019. This episode brought to you by Travis Holt. Thanks, Travis! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

54 — A Walk in the Berkshires

June 18, 2019 11:00 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MB

Andy and Linda discuss weekend getaways, connecting with old friends, Linda's poop-joke origin story, and UFOs. Recorded on June 3rd, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

53 — Memorial Day Morning, Leaving a Coffee Shop

June 11, 2019 11:00 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Andy and Linda discuss physical fitness. Recorded on May 27th, 2019. This episode brought to you by Kevin Zweerink. Thanks, Kevin! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

52 — A Night that Feels like Summer

June 04, 2019 11:00 - 35 minutes - 32.8 MB

Andy and Linda discuss lingerie, what makes something funny, their favorite recent TV shows, and sports(!). Recorded on May 20th, 2019. This episode brought to you, once again, by Ross Zurowski. Thanks, Ross! If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

51 — Feigning Dog Ownership

May 28, 2019 11:00 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MB

Andy and Linda discuss time perspectives, consumption as self-expression, privilege, capitalism, and birds in bedrooms. Recorded on May 13th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

50 — Dispatch from Oakland

May 21, 2019 11:00 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MB

Andy and Linda discuss friendship. Recorded on May 6th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.

49 — Linda's Birthday Eve

May 14, 2019 11:00 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MB

Andy and Linda discuss their past run-ins with celebrities, making ceramics, wellness checks, forced entries, grandmas fashioning makeshift sleeves from trash bags, tiny hands, big butts, and Linda's impending birthday. Recorded on April 29th, 2019. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of Earth to Linda, send $4 to 'andymangold' through Venmo or Square Cash and we'll do an episode in your honor. It's that easy.