Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.



We love our BLASTphemers. So in honor of the holiday, we bring you, by request, Dreamcatcher, 2 hours and 15 minutes of misguided Stephen King adaptationism.



Just a quick note - - This particular request, from someone named... let's say, "Colin", from somewhere called... mmm... let's say, "Newcastle, Australia", was either a legitimate petition to BLAST a horrible movie, or a heinous prank whose purpose was to either:



- Drain our collective lifeforce.

- Force us into murdering each other in so many psychotic hazes.

- Quite possibly both.



Yeah, real funny "Colin." "Henderson." From "Newcastle".



We will not be broken.