Dumb People Town

John Hastings - Crocodile Rock

This week John Hastings comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a very interesting way a woman decides to date younger men.

Patton Oswalt - Windtalkers

This week Patton Oswalt comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is maybe one of the best headlines we've had. The second story is one man's big secret from his girlfriend. Final story is another unexpected object in a rectum.

Michael Ian Black - Always Snacking

This week Michael Ian Black comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the wildest apology request. The second story gets hotel guests kicked out after a bad review. Final story explains a mans reason for starting a high speed chase.

Geoff Tice - Forced and The Furious

This week Geoff Tice comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a very angry grandma.

Jackie Kashian - Some Kind of Joke

This week Jackie Kashian comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in the best wedding location. The second story involves an unexpected freeway surprise. Final story is about a fun toy!

Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero - r/VaccineTruth

This week Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a debate about a bridesmaid. The second story is a bad road trip. Final story is about a judges sentence!

Drew Lynch - Its My Birthday

This week Drew Lynch comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with a crocodile.

Steve Agee - Twin Labes

This week Steve Agee comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a sex toy related stabbing. The second story is a very close encounter with a bear. Final story is about an odd set of twins!

Jesse Thorn - Where Are The Beers?

This week Jesse Thorn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a classic tale of man in the wall. The second story is about a serval. Final story involves beer runners without a plan.

Matt Price - Angry Calves

Beth Stelling - We're Not Morning People

This week Beth Stelling comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a true-love prison break. The second story is about the worst man. Final story is next level vodka.

Anthony Atamanuik - Just A Taste

This week Anthony Atamanuik comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the most make-shift weapon possible. The second story is a big, dumb potato. Final story finds two men in the middle of a double DUI.

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Josh Adam Meyers - Under New Management

This week Josh Adam Meyers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a nasty incident at a Panera. The second story involves possibly the worst lawyer. Final story is straight out of "Arachnophobia".

Kathleen Madigan - Could Have Been A Lawyer

This week Kathleen Madigan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a bowling ball incident. The second story a woman's tries to turn in her boyfriend to the police. Final story is about the worst McDonalds customer.

Matt Lieb - Spit For Help

This week Matt Lieb comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with restaurant security.

Scott Aukerman - HPVMAX

This week Scott Aukerman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a psychic lawsuit. The second story is a man's war on a squirrel over his truck. Final story is another lawsuit involving HPV.

Chad Daniels - Phallic Fiasco

This week Chad Daniels comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is one of the worst, and unexpected, experiences you can have in a waterpark. The second story involves a usb cable being where it shouldn't be. Final story is about the worst search party ever.

Kara Klenk - Slippery When Met

This week Kara Klenk comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the dumbest way to be stuck in a tub.

Paul F. Tompkins - Ghost Ball

This week Paul F. Tompkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy for a very SPOOKY episode. The first story involves a ghost in a bowling alley. The second story is an accidental stabbing. Final story is about the KFC black market.

Adam Cayton-Holland - Florida Story Inception

This week Adam Cayton-Holland comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story involves a potion. The second story is actually 2 Florida stories that intersect. Final story is a ghost hunting accident.

Kiran Deol - Cauliflower Pizza Crust

This week Kiran Deol comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the worst possible surprise you can find in a grocery store freezer.

Sam Morril - The Couple Thats Petty Together, Stays Together

This week Sam Morril comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a "classic" Florida man theft. For the second story, a couple gets an unexpected invoice. Final story, Omaha man stabs himself.

Bobcat Goldthwait & Dana Gould - Jack-Off-O-Lantern

This week Bobcat Goldthwait and Dana Gould come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an Alabama getting shot by an unexpected "guest". For the second, and final story we are teated to an absolute horror situation if you are a person with a urethra.

Francisco Ramos - Sappy leafs Fan

This week Francisco Ramos comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a frozen donut.

Rosebud Baker - Some Kind of Seance For The Dead

This week Rosebud Baker comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about trailer park swingers. For the second story shows us the spookiest reason to get kicked out of a parking lot. The final story is about a golf course pooper.

Kelsey Cook - Country Apple Kind Of Bitch

This week Kelsey Cook comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the best pizza delivery. For the second story, a Florida man robs a store then assaults everyone. The final story reveals a terrible surprise under a woman's bed.

Renee Gauthier - Karate Kid Dick

This week Renee Gauthier comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is the worst possible abuse of viagra.

John Ross Bowie - Do The Reading

This week John Ross Bowie comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst possible mascot. The second story is about a runaway tortoise. The final story is how man who should have been arrested got arrested.

Jade Catta-Preta - Urine Luck

This week Jade Catta-Preta comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a skinny dipper in Florida. The second story is about the worst possible fashion trend. The final story is about one hell of a deal for a date.

Charles Greaves - This Waffle House Is Not A Waffle Home

This week Charles Greaves comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a waffle related bet.

Nate Craig - The Cave That Ate Dave

This week Nate Craig comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a journey down a river. The second story is a fun way to start a fire in a Taco Bell. The final story is about a man who dug himself into a hole.

Jillian Bell - I'll Go Wrong But I Won't Go Right

This week Jillian Bell comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a woman who refuses to get off a tractor. The second story is a woman's revenge. The final story is about a man who just wants his drugs back.

Roz Drezfalez - If You Build It They Will Burn It

This week Roz Drezfalez comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is an overview of the highly successful Redneck Rave.

Matt Braunger - Ichiban Banana

This week Matt Braunger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a 4th of July controversy. The second story is a not-so-tasteful discovery on OnlyFans. The final story is about a ring inception.

Chris Gethard - Preemptive Karening

This week Chris Gethard comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a true bridezilla. The second story is a teenage rescue mission from a chimney. The final story is about the worst way to prep a steak.

Liza Treyger - Dead Bees in A Dirty Toilet

This week Liza Treyger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is another classic story about a Tiddlywink where it shouldn't be.

Pete Holmes - Island Ellis

This week Pete Holes comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a not-so-missing woman. The second story is about one mans mission to clean a trashy mess. The final story is about a recent dinosaur siting.

Jesus Trejo - An Article About Nothing

This week Jesus Trejo comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man in a fan shaft. The second story is a massive waste of money. The final story is about how a burrito learned to fly!

A.D. Miles - I've Got A Tracheal Occlusion

This week A.D. Miles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story comes from the inside of a whale.

Demetri Martin - The Largest Vibrator

This week the incredible Demetri Martin comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a hot theft. The second story gives us the best excuse for almost any situation. The final story is about a Tok Tok!

Demetri Martin - The Largest Vibrator

This week the incredible Demetri Martin comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a hot theft. The second story gives us the best excuse for almost any situation. The final story is about a Tok Tok! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Breckin Meyer - High Meat Movement

Dwayne Perkins - Pineapple or Giant Pair of Pants

This week Dwayne Perkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about an adorable mistake.

Pete Lee - Broken Heart Syndrome

This week Pete Lee comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst 21 Jump Street attempt. The second story gives us the true horror of a post-surgery discovery. The final story is about a big, green mistake.

Kyle Dunnigan - Moose Knuckle Carson

Jordan Morris - Days Inn Not Days Out

This week Jordan Morris comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is EXTREMELY Florida!

Roy Wood Jr. - Sponge Bath In A Gas Station

This week Roy Wood Jr. comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the best hiking outfit. The second story gives us the greatest surprise you could ever find under the rug. The final story is all about sweet, SWEET justice.

Laraine Newman - Dating Rap Sheets

This week Laraine Newman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man being arrested for dating multiple women. The second story is about a bird that fell in love with a man. The final story is about a felony for not returning a VHS.

Irene Tu - Lunch Is When You Wake Up

This week Irene Tu comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about MccDonalds VERY strict lunch time.