Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard
364 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2.4K ratingsIf you know who NeNe Leaks is, but not Nancy Pelosi, then this is the podcast for you! Join Bravo stars, Julie Goldman (the gay) and Brandy Howard (the dumb) as they talk about the what's happening in the world, like they are talking about reality tv. The podcast with lots of feelings, lots of facts, and zero f*cks. New episodes out every Tuesday night! (or sometimes Wednesday, if Julie & Brandy get too drunk).
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Emma Gonzalez for President
February 20, 2018 08:00 - 1 hourIt was a sad, sad week, so Julie & Brandy are nursing an emotional (and an actual) hangover. First they talk about the Florida school shooting and the students who are emerging as the nation's most influential lobbyists. Then, they break down the indictment that charged 13 Russians for meddling in the 2016 election. All that, plus a message about the 2nd Amendment from Julie's brainiac brother. Don't let the description fool ya, this episode is really not that good. Learn more about your ad c...
"No Thank You, Mr. Cosby" with Jen Cohn
February 13, 2018 08:00 - 1 hourIt's the Valentine's Day episode, and there's nothing Julie & Brandy love more- than talking about how much they hate Bill Cosby. Joining them in their hilarious hate-parade is actress and voice over star, Jen Cohn. But if you think the abuse conversation stops there, think again, because White House wife-beater & staff secretary, Rob Porter resigned last week, and it's caused quite a sh*tstorm. Top it all off with Nancy Pelosi's eight hour speech and you've got one hell of a romantic episode...
State of the Buffoon-ion with Tammie Brown
February 06, 2018 17:47 - 1 hourSince they recorded this episode a few days early, Julie & Brandy did not cover Memo-Gate 2018. But don't worry, there was plenty bi-partisan buffoonery at the State of the Union address, and the girls dissect it all. After that, they go deep with Rupaul's Drag Race Queen of Environment Activism, Tammie Brown, and then Judge Julie makes a rare appearance. The jury is still out on this episode, because much like the real news, there's a lot gong on, with very little pertinent information. Enjo...
Reclaiming our #TimesUp with Julie Bindel
January 30, 2018 21:45 - 1 hourHold on to your pink hats, because it's a lady-centric episode this week! First, Julie & Brandy take no prisoners breaking down the sentencing of former USA Gymnastics doctor, Larry Nassar. Then, they get the treat of their lives talking to the UK's most controversial (and coolest) feminist, Julie Bindel. After that, they play a message from a lady listener and then do a lady-based So There's That. Hopefully you like vaginas, because this episode has some big ones. Learn more about your ad ch...
Marching in the Ladies Room
January 23, 2018 18:46 - 1 hourThey can shut the government down, but they can't shut Julie & Brandy up. The girls give their best effort at breaking down the government shut down, before throwing in the towel and moving the party into the Ladies Room. Over a million women hit the streets to march this past weekend, and if you missed any of the important details- never fear, Julie & Brandy leave no pink stone unturned. If you manage to make it to the end of this episode, you'll learn more about the Women's March than you e...
Shut Your Sh*thole
January 17, 2018 15:31 - 1 hourAnother week means another moronic comment out of Trump's sh*thole, and Julie & Brandy are here to break it all down. Between calling Haiti a sh*thole, and the mistaken missile warning in Hawaii, the buffoonery level in this country is at an all-time high. Round it out with paid-off mistresses and a pissed-off Maxine Waters, and you've got one hell of a random episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bannon & Pubes
January 09, 2018 18:34 - 1 hourIt's the first week of 2018, and Julie & Brandy are fired up and furious. They start out on a major high from Oprah's killer Golden Globes speech, but their high quickly disintegrates with the sh*tstorm of Michael Wolff's new book: "Fire & Fury: Inside the Trump White House." Luckily, their friend Anne read the book so they don't have to. So, the girls ride their tiny bicicleta to scheww and she teaches them the cliff's notes version. Buckle up and get ready for a literary ride, because this ...
Twenty Eighteen Evergreen with Heather McDonald
January 02, 2018 20:21 - 1 hourIt's the first week of 2018, but this podcast was recorded the last week of 2017. Julie takes Brandy to New Years Eve Scheww before they talk to podcast legend and comedy triple threat Heather McDonald. Between their holiday hangover and an annoying audio issue, this episode is a perfect representation of 2017 - below average. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Retrospecting Evergreen
December 26, 2017 17:00 - 1 hourIt's the last episode of the 2017, and Julie and Brandy want to go out with a bang! The only problem is that they are out of town. So, the girls decided to pick three of their favorite "Off-Limits" interviews and compile them all into one, long, celebratory episode. They've done many different interviews this year, and each one holds a special a place in their hearts, but Lea Black, Kate Casey, and Anthony Atamanuik were three of the very BEST. Join Julie & Brandy to say goodbye to 2017. And ...
Merry Hannumas!
December 19, 2017 17:09 - 1 hourHannukah is happening now and Christmas is in a week, so the girls are celebrating! They acknowledge and give thanks to all the thoughtful listeners who sent them presents & cards, before doing a deep dive on the history of Christmas and Hannukah! Put on your thinking caps, because Julie takes Brandy to holiday scheww- and there's more to Christmakuh than dreidels and Santa Clause. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nuthin' but Net Neutrality
December 12, 2017 18:27 - 1 hourThis week, the girls process Al Franken's resignation before Judge Julie drops by to sentence Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke to life without parole in Douche jail. Then a telecom lawyer takes the girls to scheww for a class about net neutrality. Too much coffee and TWO 'So There's Thats' later, the girls are still trying to figure out what the hell they actually talked about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tragic Taxploitation
December 05, 2017 20:53 - 1 hourThe news of the week has Julie & Brandy (but mostly Julie) EXTRA hostile. The anger train leaves the station with a negative iTunes review, it rolls through the sh*tstorm of the bougie new tax plan, makes a stop on Perjury Street, and then goes off the rails with the tragic news of Trump reducing one million acres of federally protected land fromNational Parks. The madness becomes literal by the end, when Julie damn-near loses her mind. Grab a xanax and some stress-balls, because this episode...
Anniversary Episode with Heather McGhee
November 28, 2017 20:59 - 1 hourIt's the one year anniversary of Dumb Gay Politics, and Julie and Brandy are celebrating in style. First they talk about the shitstorm of North Korea's cyber terrorism team, and then they ride their tiny bicicleta to scheew to learn about voting rights and campaign finance reform. The girls are giddy with excitement and can hardly pay attention in class, because their professor for the day is one of their all-time IDOLS and American treasure: Heather McGhee! Learn more about your ad choices. ...
The Thanksgiving Episode
November 21, 2017 18:18 - 1 hourIn this very special episode, the girls put the "myth of Thanksgiving" on blast, spend some family time with Julie's brother Adam, and give their list of the biggest turkey's of 2017. There's never been an episode with so much dumb, gay thankfulness. Get ready for the gratitude parade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Revenge on the Pervs with Lauren Sivan- LIVE!
November 15, 2017 20:49 - 1 hourJulie and Brandy taped this podcast LIVE at the Hollywood Improv. Their special guest is Lauren Sivan and the title tells you everything you need to know. Despite being live, this podcast is a day late and a dollar short. Listen at your own risk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Anniversary Indictments & the Dossi-Hayyy!
November 07, 2017 19:00 - 1 hourIt's been a year since Trump got elected and it's been a a year since Julie & Brandy started this podcast- and (to no one's surprise) neither Trump, nor DGP have improved. At all. In fact, they've (arguably) both gotten worse. Battling through sobriety, exhaustion and recording snafus, the girls cover the recent federal Indictments, the updates on the Steele Dossier, and reminisce on Tom Price's jetsetting douchecapades! Forget what you've heard, this podcast is DUMB AS F*CK. Learn more about...
Halloween Evergreen with Anthony Atamanuik
October 31, 2017 18:08 - 1 hourThe girls are out of town so they pre-recorded this rage-filled episode. They start with a spooky story about one of America's scariest creepers, Bill O'Reilly. After that, they interview the INSANELY talented Anthony Atamanuik, who's making America Great Again playing Donal Trump on "The President Show" on Comedy Central. This episode is very random and very evergreen- but the girls are kinda drunk, so you know... the usz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Muslim Skeww with Negin Farsad
October 24, 2017 19:48 - 1 hourJulie & Brandy break down the shitstorm in Niger and Trump's follow-up call to one of the widows, before the girls get a much anticipated lesson in Muslimism from the hilarious triple threat, Negin Farsad. Throw in a voicemail from a gay guy, who is actually a straight woman with feelings about abortion and a So There's That about Democratic fundraising and you've got one hot mess of an episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mr & Mrs. Harvey and Gerry Mander
October 17, 2017 16:32 - 59 minutesThis week Julie and Brandy avoid offending people by NOT talking about Harvey Weinstein and instead choosing to focus on Trump's "decertification" of the Iran deal. They get deep about Rex Tillerson and Senator Bob Corker before riding their tiny bicicleta to skeww to learn about gerrymandering! After that, they treat the 14 listeners to a very special, unprecedented So There's That! Hold on to your Pumpkin Spice Latte because this episode is random AF. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Evergreen Memories
October 10, 2017 15:07 - 1 hourJulie and Brandy are skipping down memory lane in this pre-recorded delight. Join them as they travel back in time to episodes as far back as December 2016, when Donald Trump was still just President elect! They reminisce about many golden political memories, including Chuck Schumer crying, Neil Gorsuch landing the coveted spot on the Supreme Court, Rex Tillerson becoming Secretary of State and waaaay back when Michael Flynn was National Security Advisor for 2 weeks. Its a classic episode fil...
Kardashians, Taxes, & Puerto Ricans
October 03, 2017 18:05 - 1 hourJulie & Brandy break down (and by breakdown, we mean: gloss over) the 9 page packet filled with jargon and pathological lies knows as the Tax Reform Framework. If this doesn't get them emotionally unstable enough, they talk to original Puerto Rican and podcaster extraordinaire, MeMe Cherry about the horrific disaster in Puerto Rico. The girls go from the drug den, to the Standard Hotel in West Hollywood, and then back to the drug den- so, hold on to your vape pens, because this episode is all...
Real Young Hypocritical Hoes
September 26, 2017 18:58 - 53 minutesWhile most of America is concerned with which football players participated in the national anthem, the girls decide to skip it, instead focusing on our apparent, impending war with North Korea. After that, they visit Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump on Hypocrisy Street, before spending a special (and hypocritical!) moment with Melania! You'll probably be bored, but don't shut it off too early, because the hypocrisy theme stays strong through the bitter end and you won't want to miss a thing. L...
Dream a Little Dream with Brad Loekle
September 20, 2017 16:50 - 1 hourJulie and Brandy are back in the country after 2 weeks abroad and are making a huge effort to try and sound coherent. They rehabbed their livers as fast as humanly possible in order to bring you their C game, but thankfully they had the foresight to pre-record an interview with Brad Loekle while they were still happily floating off the coast of Spain. The Brad interview paired nicely with the shitstorm of the mild, verbal, Dreamer riot on Nancy Pelosi and the news that California has proposed...
Girls Interrupted
September 12, 2017 15:54 - 59 minutesWhat do you get when you take Julie and Brandy and put them in a conference room, on board a cruise ship, sailing around the coast of Spain? A jam-packed casserole of interrupted chatter! The girls have never been more interrupted than in the making of this podcast, but they still managed to discuss Hurricane Harvey, the debt ceiling extension bill, Facebook douchecapades, plus they introduce a brand new segment! Hopefully most of the interruptions will be removed with the magic of editing, b...
Drunk & High in Amsterdam
September 05, 2017 16:15 - 1 hourJulie and Brandy recorded this podcast from a hotel room in Amsterdam after a night of extreme partying. The lethal combination of jet lag and hang overs could only be cured with one thing: more drinking. So the girls drunkenly stumble thru North Korea's nuclear testing and spend a very drunk Moment with Melania, but then (thank f*ck) they do a sober interview with Molly McAleer that they prerecorded when they were still in LA,This is definitely the dumbest episode yet, so listen at your own ...
Racist Sheriffs, Chia Cats & Throwing Shade
August 29, 2017 19:39 - 1 hourIn between shoving their new Patreon podcast down everyone's throats, Julie & Brandy go through some listener gifts and comments, and then discuss Trump's 984th bad decision: Pardoning convicted racist, Sheriff Joe Arpaio. After that, they settle in to talk to Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi, the stars of the late night talk show Throwing Shade on TV Land. Then, Julie rushes through a lackluster 'So There's That,' just in time for the girls to hawk their Patreon podcast one last time. Learn more abo...
"Steve Bannon's middle name is Kevin"
August 22, 2017 16:38 - 1 hourThe racist press parade continues this week with Trump's "infrastructure" press conference on Tuesday. By Friday, scabby Steve Bannon is tagged as the official white supremacist scapegoat, and subsequently fired. Julie and Brandy celebrate (?) the ousting of Bannon while mourning any semblance of hope they had left. Toss one back with the girls for all the (non)homies that are gone, along with all of their dignity! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Champagne & CrunchWrap Supremacists
August 15, 2017 19:50 - 1 hourAll roads lead to Trump on this week's episode. With no guest to kill time, Julie & Brandy are stuck dissecting every Trump press conference and (spoiler alert!) they were all terrible. There was the crappy, middle of the road, damn-near racist speech about Virginia. There was the nuclear threats to and from North Korea. And don't forget the one where he THANKED Putin for kicking over 700 diplomats out of Russia. The girls are high on champagne and Bonnie Raitt, so Julie is gayer and Brandy i...
Feminist School with Meghan Murphy
August 08, 2017 19:25 - 1 hourJulie & Brandy have finally gotten their official Patreon account up and running! After they finish begging for money at the top of the episode, they roll right into discussing the leaked transcripts from Trump's January phone conversations with the president of Mexico and the prime minister of Australia. After that, Canada's premiere feminism expert Meghan Murphy takes the girls to scheww on her tiny bicicleta of women's equality, and what she has to say about feminism may shock you. But, pr...
The Seven Day Sh*t Storm with Bob Cesca
August 01, 2017 20:41 - 1 hourIt's been one hell of a week for the Trump administration, and Julie and Brandy are here to break it all down. After recapping the sh*t storm that keeps on sh*tting, the girls go "Off Limits" with podcaster and political expert, Bob Cesca. Bob explains everything from the skinny girl health care bill to the Trump supporters brainwashed by Fox News. All that, plus the girls are dancing for dollars with their new Patreon account. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mooches and Douches
July 25, 2017 16:50 - 1 hourIt's been 2 weeks of no drinking, and Julie & Brandy have been bored sh*tless, so, the shakeup at the White House Press Office couldn't have come at a better time. This week, President Trump appointed Anthony Scaramucci to be his new Communications Director, and the girls waste no time ripping "the Mooch" a new a$$hole, before celebrating the resignation of White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, who left behind the bitchy gift that keeps on giving: Sarah Huckabee Sanders. After that, they ...
Liars & Tigers & Bears, Oh My!
July 18, 2017 17:27 - 1 hourJulie & Brandy are back in the country just in time to break down all the tomfoolery between Donald Trump Jr and Jared Kushner at their top secret Russia meeting! After that, they go over the (basically) defunct Senate Health Care bill and play a very special clip of Vice President Mike Pence lying to everyone about it! The girls just got back into town and they are on a three week, detox, cleanse with no drinking (the horror!), so keep your expectations low, because this episode promises to ...
Rage Against The Evergreen
July 11, 2017 16:08 - 1 hourHold on to your hats because the girls get VERY random in this pre-recorded masterpiece. What was supposed to be an episode focusing on Julie's lesbian rage, turns into a messy, casserole of emotions from both girls. First Judge Julie eviscerates Scott Pruitt, then a gay question about Nancy Pelosi ends up in a tangent about dead pets and AIDS. The big finale is Julie is on her period and wants to yell at someone, but (again!) the caller is non-combative, so she ends up just being nice to him...
Health Care/Shmealth Care with Dorinda Medley!
June 27, 2017 20:33 - 1 hourThis is probably the dumbest episode of Dumb Gay Politics yet, so listen with caution. The girls are hung over (again), but it really doesn't matter since the only 'news' is the non-news of the proposed Senate Health Care bill. They slowly meander through that bulls*t, before going off-limits with their favorite Real Housewife of New York, Dorinda Medley! After Dorinda, the girls spend a wonderful moment with Melania, talking about her recent move to D.C. Dial down your expectations (and your...
The Episode After the Live Show with Josiah Johnson
June 21, 2017 14:51 - 1 hourIt's been a week since the live podcast and Julie & Brandy are still processing (and still recovering). The girls discuss the live show and their summer travel schedule before getting into the shitstorm of Senate hearings. After that, they are joined by Josiah Johnson, the creator, writer and star of Comedy Central's animated hit, "Legends of Chamberlain Heights," who reduces them to fan-girls in 10 seconds flat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Live Podcast with Alec Mapa
June 13, 2017 16:05 - 57 minutesAfter much anticipation and threats of cancelling, Julie and Brandy record their first podcast LIVE at The Improv in Hollwyood. Surrounded by 5 or 6 actual fans and about 35 close frenemies, the girls tested their dumb, gayness in front of a live audience and lived to tell about it. They talked about getting too high the night before, how Reality Winner is the real news since the Comey Hearings didn't start until the next day (fail!), before being joined by "the George Clooney of comedians," ...
The Episode Before The Live Show with Ronnie Karam
June 06, 2017 16:11 - 1 hourIt's the day before Julie & Brandy do their live podcast at the Hollywood Improv, so they pre-recorded this half-assed episode, so they'd have time to prepare. They purge their feelings about Trump pulling out of the Paris Agreement, and answer some listener questions, but the crowning glory is a call from their good friend Ronnie Karam who fills them in on all the latest and greatest political conspiracy theories floating around the interwebs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...
Up high, down low, IN THE MIDDLE, too slow
May 30, 2017 17:19 - 1 hourIt's the conservative episode that no one's been waiting for! This week, Julie & Brandy put their focus on the "right side" of politics by dissecting what it means to be in the middle. talking about republican politicians they actually like, and answering some partisan-related questions, They round out this confusing episode by interviewing a Trump-supporter named Richard for a new segment called, "Julie's on her period and wants to yell at someone." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
Irrational Geographics with Michael Malice
May 23, 2017 17:07 - 1 hourIt's the long-awaited international episode! The girls are out of town, but that didn't stop them from pre-recording this inercontinental delight. First they talk to America's sexiest expert on North Korea, Michael Malice, then they bore each other to tears breaking down Brexit, before finally butchering the Israel/Palestine conflict. You'll be amazed at how much you'll learn, and they'll be amazed if there's even anyone still listening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...
James Comey is 6'8"
May 16, 2017 19:18 - 1 hourIn what some are calling "the dumbest episode yet," Julie & Brandy (nursing massive hangovers) fail miserably while trying to break down the details surrounding President Trump firing the head of the FBI. Things meander from there as the girls talk about the new French President, listen to a gay guy's feelings, and then spend a moment with Melania. If you're looking to learn something, you won't find it here! Chances are, anyone who listens to this episode will actually get dumber. Learn more...
Talking PoliDicks with Kate Casey
May 09, 2017 18:27 - 1 hourIt's the 20th anniversary of Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky, and what better way to celebrate than to talk to former White House Intern, Kate Casey! Kate takes the girls back to Washington DC circa 1997 and walks them through all the jizzy drama. All that, plus Julie & Brandy break down the bullsh*t repeal of Obamacare, and they highlight the deets of the brand-spankin' new spending bill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tipps of Icebergs
May 02, 2017 20:30 - 1 hourOn this episode, Julie and Brandy barely skim the surface of some huge, mountainous topics. Between America's brewing nuclear conflict with North Korea, the spending bill and a possible government shut down, and Trump's one page tax plan, the girls will stop at nothing to give you the truth of what's happening in very broad, yet very shallow strokes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
100 Dayz of Trump
April 25, 2017 16:25 - 56 minutesIt's President Trump's 100 day anniversary and Julie & Brandy celebrate by talking shit about him! The government is facing an impending shut down, Berkeley students are throwing chairs through windows, and Julie's mother Phyllis Goldman Marched for Science in Boston! All that, plus the girls answer questions from the 14, and spend a Moment with Melania. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
"The Bomb Dot Com"
April 18, 2017 17:20 - 1 hourJulie & Brandy recorded this episode a few days early, but it was plenty of time for Trump to drop the "Mother of all Bombs" on Afghanistan. The girls discuss the merits of dropping bombs, as well as some top secret legislation the Trump Administration doesn't want you to know about. Then, drag legend and licensed hair professional, Linda James calls in to break down what's really going on with our president's hair system! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
"Sh*t Just Got Syria-us"
April 11, 2017 17:57 - 1 hourThis week Julie & Brandy try and wade through the chemically contaminated waters of Syria. They do their best to break down what's happening, but once they get your head good & spinning, they abandon Syria to talk about the Mean Girls fighting going on in the White House between Steve Bannon & Jared Kushner. Then, Brad Loekle phones in his gay feelings and Julie phones in her So There's That (per usz). It's another, just-average episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...
"Ding Dong, the Witch wants Immunity"
April 04, 2017 20:33 - 1 hourJulie and Brandy are hung over (yet again) and this time, it's personal. The girls spent the weekend drowning in labia-filled pools in Palm Springs at the world's biggest lesbo party: Dinah Shore. They stumbled back in town, just in time to breakdown (former National Security Advisor) Michael Flynn's outrageous request for immunity, Vice President Mike Pence's outrageous rules on cavorting with the opposite sex, and Anthony Weiner's outrageous good fortune. Plus they answer some listener ques...
Trump's F*cked with special guest Tommy Alter
March 28, 2017 04:00 - 1 hourThe Trump Administration miscarried their health care bill, but Planned Parenthood will live to see another day, and the good news is: they are fantastic with miscarriages. The girls talk health care and then break down the scary chestnut that President Trump and his campaign cronies are officially under federal investigation for colluding with Russia. Then, smarty pants and Sirius XM star, Tommy Alter calls in to give the girls all the T on what the people "in the know" think about the troub...
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Trump
March 21, 2017 16:00 - 1 hourThis week, Brandy & Julie debut the newest addition to Dumb, Gay Politics- President Chia Trump. He's orange and weird, but his hair is captivating and defies gravity (pretty much like the real Trump). While Chia Trump looks on, the girls break down the new proposed budget, Julie talks about how coal mining is stupid, and they rank the 8 most tragic of 200 new bills. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wise Men Say, only fools Russian
March 14, 2017 16:00 - 1 hourIt was a boring week in politics, but that doesn't mean that Julie & Brandy don't have a lot to say! You can't shake a stick in Washington and not hit someone who's lying about talking to Russia, plus there's a new health care bill and surprise, suprise- it sucks ass! Settle in, grab your earbuds, and get ready to turn this one off half way thru! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lean, Mean, Evergreen
March 07, 2017 17:00 - 1 hourThis week's episode is a pre-taped delight in which the girls talk about all the useless sh*t they never have time for. Judge Julie sentences Vice President Mike Pence, a long-time fan/listener calls in to school the girls on public schools, and Julie & Brandy answer some gay questions! All of that, PLUS, a hard hitting, informative segment covering the oldest and ugliest members of government. Hold on to your hats, because this is the episode that will never win them a Peabody Award. Learn m...