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Duck Call Room

382 episodes - English - Latest episode: 18 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.7K ratings

The guys who kept America laughing for 11 seasons while cranking out duck calls are back in the heart of Duck Commander to share hilarious stories, tall tales, hunting adventures, pop culture commentary, and all the antics and escapades you know and love. Join Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, and Phillip McMillan where it all began — in the Duck Call Room.

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When Si & Jase Robertson Almost Got Into a Fistfight

October 26, 2021 21:30 - 56 minutes

Si has some explaining to do! Jay Stone unveils the hilarious video evidence of Si's recent goof-up in the deer stand. Martin and Stone reminisce about watching wrestling when they were kids, and they all get into what their finishing moves would be if they wrestled. John-David is making progress in Stone’s House of Pain. The boys agree that Phil loves making little kids and grown men cry. John-David reveals Si’s secret generosity, and the guys tell the story of a fistfight that nearly broke ...

Uncle Si Convinces a Waitress He’s Homeless

October 21, 2021 21:30 - 56 minutes

Uncle Si convinces a waitress he’s homeless. Godwin meets a fan at a gas station and gets a gift that keeps on giving. Si is on a biology kick and shares the coolest facts about the animal kingdom. Martin expresses his love for Buc-ee's. John-David takes a trip to the zoo and reignites the black panther debate after Si misidentifies an animal. The listeners alert the guys to a new treat that will make the holidays a little sweeter, and the boys pick their wrestling entrance themes. - Learn mo...

The One Thing You Never Say to Phil Robertson

October 19, 2021 21:30 - 59 minutes

Uncle Si says he doesn’t shoot the big bucks because they aren’t as good to eat, but Martin and Jay Stone know the real reason. Stone takes Si and BK on a youth and veteran deer hunt and reveals the secret to tender, juicy deer steaks. He also shares the one thing you never say to Phil. Si tells the hilarious story of what happened to the persistent vacuum salesman who wouldn't stop pestering his mom. And Stone delivers some cold, hard truths when John-David tosses him questions about how to ...

Before Duck Dynasty, He Was Known as ‘Psycho Si’

October 14, 2021 21:30 - 1 hour

Si reveals the identity of his true soulmate and wonders if you get extra airline miles when you ride a wheelchair through the airport. Martin has LOTS to say about traveling with Phillip, Phillip's strange relationship with food, and the bizarre thing he put in his suitcase. Si only orders off-menu. The boys answer questions from Martin’s Instagram about dating and the best and worst Halloween candy. And John-David has an email with stories about "Psycho Si" from before the Duck Dynasty days...

Uncle Si Nearly Wrecked the 'Dukes of Hazzard' Car

October 12, 2021 21:30 - 56 minutes

Si once stole the car from "The Dukes of Hazzard." Si's wife can't keep her hands off the Bod, Martin reaches the pinnacle of redneckdom, and Godwin shares his gourmet hot dog recipe. Si is convinced Honey Boo Boo is from Australia, and the boys reveal their favorite TV shows. Si and John-David do their best Bret Michaels impressions in their first Poison duet. John-David announces the official verdict on Si's bell. Si shocks everyone with his hot dog condiment of choice, and Godwin has quite...

What Uncle Si Really Thinks About Conspiracy Theories

October 07, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Si and the boys dive into your wildest conspiracy theories, including what the pyramids really are, the flat earth theory, and one about Donald Trump's uncle, lizard people, a time machine, and Queen Elizabeth. But first, Godwin stars in the coolest fan art ever. (Thanks, Mickey!) John-David has never been more embarrassed in his life. Martin says the ivory-billed woodpecker is extinct, but Si's not so sure. Godwin and John-David ponder words in the English language that make you go "hmm." An...

Uncle Si Was Busted for Racing Tanks at Fort Knox

October 05, 2021 21:30 - 56 minutes

Si takes drag racing to a whole new level and tries to solve the case of his missing bell. Al Robertson and his wardrobe choices are the target of an impromptu roast, and Phillip catches Al in a big "oops" moment. Si is fascinated by the idea of milking the genetic horror known as the spider goat, and Martin and John-David have way more questions than answers about the goat AND Si. The boys talk about the first jobs they ever had. And Si shares his favorite pork-chop recipe. - Learn more abou...

Uncle Si Is Fired Up About This School Prayer Lunacy | Duck Call Room #73

September 30, 2021 21:30 - 57 minutes

Si is truly baffled by what some people do when they're alone in their cars. Stone has a few bones to pick with idiot drivers, and he and Si play the "idiot game." Si reveals his biggest pet peeve. A bold group of high school athletes gets the boys talking about prayer in school. Si says it's biblical to pay NCAA players. And Martin gives a fan crucial advice about how to avoid bathroom emergencies when you're away from home base. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Sings Garth Brooks at a Prince Tribute Concert

September 28, 2021 21:30 - 59 minutes

Uncle Si wore a straitjacket while covering a Garth Brooks song at a Prince tribute show, and the boys can't get enough of it. Stone runs down the many negatives of hunting during teal season, and that leads Si into a story about the biggest his butt has ever been. John-David gives an update on his progress in Stone’s “House of Pain.” The boys reveal their best hunting bloopers, and they all have one … or two! Martin puts Si’s black panther knowledge to the test. And Stone gets choked out by ...

Uncle Si Was Secretly Recorded at the Airport

September 23, 2021 21:30 - 1 hour

Si gets stranded at the airport, and unbeknownst to him, his layover antics are caught on camera! Martin kills a rattlesnake with a fishing pole. Godwin is VERY particular about his wardrobe choices. Si attempts osmosis as a new way to share the Gospel and reveals his plan to become an interdimensional being. John-David shares a fan's ingenious “snackle box." And a very strange food suggestion piques Martin's interest. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That Time They Wouldn’t Let Si on the Plane

September 21, 2021 21:30 - 56 minutes

Uncle Si is still a little fired up over the time he wasn't allowed to board a flight home. He also proves he and Phil will hunt ANYTHING. John-David learns that pigeon hunting is a thing and Godwin wants to know why refrigerator light bulbs never burn out. John-David dives headfirst into the Denver airport conspiracy theory and serves up some goodies from the "That's Not How Mama Made It" files. And Godwin lays down some wisdom on how to keep the fire burning in your marriage. - Learn more a...

Uncle Si Leaks One of Phil Robertson's Hunting Secrets

September 16, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Si reveals Phil Robertson’s secret to knowing if it's going to be a good day for duck hunting. Martin explains why he doesn’t like hunting with Phil. With teal season officially here, Martin has the boys scratching their heads when he says his crew shot sixteen and caught 8. Phillip gets a miraculous message from a fan who Si prayed for. And John-David sifts through the inbox to tackle questions about favorite English foods, how to get on the path to Jesus, and how to find the right church. -...

Uncle Si Has a Secret to Smelling So Good

September 14, 2021 22:12 - 59 minutes

Si's idea of a bubble bath is disturbingly hilarious. John-David gives a report from his first day in Jay Stone’s House of Pain. Si says “we” have been getting ready for deer season, but that "we" is highly questionable. Martin describes the worst thing he ever smelled, but it’s not a what — it's a who. Si shares the secret weapon that has all the ladies telling him how great he smells. The boys talk about the things you don’t want to find in your duck blind and Phil’s duck hunting strategy. ...

Uncle Si Is Working on His Beach Body

September 09, 2021 21:30 - 57 minutes

Si is all about getting swole, and Martin wonders how many times one person can have a midlife crisis. Godwin gets tricked into ordering a "dessert steak" covered in sugar. Si may be the only person ever to kill ducks with blanks in his gun. Martin wants to get Si into bright-colored tights for a workout video. Si gets serious and delivers a message everyone needs to hear about gratitude and holding on to joy and wonder. And John-David awards avocados a dubious honor. - Learn more about your ...

When Willie Robertson Tried to Walk Out on His Wife

September 07, 2021 21:30 - 59 minutes

Willie has a thing for running away, but when he tried to walk out on Korie just after they got hitched, it didn't exactly go as planned. Uncle Si and Willie tag-team a question about the best way to ask your boss for a raise. Stone wonders how Willie fared when John-David was out of commission. Willie makes plans to speak at his own funeral. Si is plotting to sneak into Willie’s deer stand, but Willie has a plan to stop his uncle in his tracks. And Willie reveals how he handles Korie's cooki...

What Miss Kay Wants on Her Tombstone

September 02, 2021 21:30 - 1 hour

Miss Kay is back with the marriage advice every couple needs to hear. But first, she tells all about the chaos that interrupted a wedding she and Phil hosted for a homeless couple. Kay is wary of Stone's training program. Uncle Si remembers the coldest he's ever been and admits he's a fair-weather hunter. Miss Kay has always wanted to ride an elephant, and you'll never guess what animal Si wants to ride. Miss Kay shares her Saints football prediction with John-David and announces what she wan...

Si Only Has One Vice ... OK, Maybe Two

August 31, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Uncle Si gets called out by Martin for claiming he only has one vice. John-David discovers Si was born on the perfect day. Si insists Bella Robertson has COVID, but since no one else has heard that news, Martin calls her to get to the bottom of it. Godwin decorates his mic in true Godwin style. Si tells the story of the time he injured himself while making duck calls. The guys share stories about how Phil "babies" his equipment. And John-David kicks off a new segment called "That’s No Good" a...

Uncle Si & the Dale Earnhardt Story You've Never Heard

August 26, 2021 21:30 - 1 hour

Si trades stories with hunting legend Michael Waddell, including why Dale Earnhardt intentionally bumped one woman's car on the way to a turkey hunt. The boys recall the phenomenal duck hunting footage from the early days of Duck Commander, and Michael talks about his podcast, "A Bone to Pick." Phillip and Si remember the Alamo. Si, Martin, John-David, and Phillip imagine where they'd go if they could travel back in time. And Si has a huge bone to pick with the results of one "MythBusters" ex...

Si Reveals the Words You Should NEVER Say to Your Wife

August 24, 2021 21:30 - 57 minutes

Uncle Si schools the boys on his VERY scientific findings, including why smoke doesn’t always mean fire. Si also offers insight into how to pass the Army’s PT test. Martin grins his way through the whole episode. Jay Stone says it's safe to make one assumption about the character of anyone wearing a fishing shirt. John-David gets Si's take on turkey bacon. And Si tries to help out a fan who REALLY stepped in it with his wife (and blamed the Duck Call Room boys!) - Learn more about your ad cho...

That Time Si Almost Shot Martin

August 19, 2021 21:30 - 57 minutes

Si came way too close to shooting Martin, but he thinks he had a pretty good reason. Si tells guest Marty Smith of ESPN about the greatest football game he ever played. The guys discuss what being on time means to a Robertson. Godwin is back to rate your sammiches. And John-David reads emails from fans in desperate need of dating and relationship advice. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si Was in the Dark for 65 Years

August 17, 2021 21:30 - 56 minutes

Si Robertson was completely in the dark until "Duck Dynasty" fans popped him in the head with a cluebat. But first, John-David is committed to a lifestyle change, and Si, Martin, and Jay Stone share their best diet and fitness advice. Everyone agrees you need thick skin to cook for the Robertsons. Stone gives an update on the panther trap, and the boys take a look at some questionable new pics sent in for their Trail Cam Confessions segment. And Si offers advice to a high school student about...

What Really Happened When Si's Posse Got Sucker-Punched by COVID

August 12, 2021 21:30 - 1 hour

Uncle Si and the boys are finally back together after the Duck Call Room gang got dough-popped by COVID. Martin and John-David tell the story of how the virus blindsided them, and they offer heartfelt shout-outs to everyone who helped, including Godwin's wife. After five days in the hospital, John-David has a bone to pick with the meal schedule. Meanwhile, Si goes fishing at a place where you can catch a couple hundred trout. Martin's mom practices radical honesty about Al's weight. Martin ha...

What Phil Did When Jep Nearly Drowned

August 10, 2021 21:30 - 54 minutes

Jep Robertson talks about what happened when he almost drowned, meeting Si's biggest fan, how Jase is like John Wick, and the time he broke all of his golf clubs in half. Jay Stone proves he can throw a golf club farther than anyone. Godwin tells the story of a fan who mistook him for Jep and refused to believe otherwise. Stone shares his wisdom on how to get the gamey flavor out of venison and other wild game. And Si and Stone weigh in on what makes an effective military leader. - Learn more...

How Si and Al Robertson Learned to Talk Smack

August 05, 2021 21:30 - 59 minutes

Uncle Si and Al Robertson reveal how they learned the art of smack talk, why Al’s house looks like a FedEx drop off location, and the REAL reason Phil doesn’t wear his hearing aids. Jay Stone takes an impromptu call from Phil Robertson. Phillip talks about his wedding which was officiated by Al. And Si and Stone give advice to a mother whose son is leaving for the Air Force. Catch Al on the Unashamed with Phil and Jase Robertson podcast every Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday wherever you...

Uncle Si's New Panther-Catching Device

August 03, 2021 21:30 - 57 minutes

Si is pumped about a clever new plan to put the panther debate to rest. He also talks about his new workout regimen, the time he performed at the Grand Ole Opry, his 300-yard golf drive, Phil’s ‘photostatic memory,’ and why America is still the greatest country in the world. Stone remembers the first time he and Phillip met. Si is writing a gospel song, and he's pretty sure he has a #1 hit on his hands. Godwin offers up bull-riding advice. And the boys recall their craziest stories about boat...

Uncle Si's Rules for Love and Romance

July 29, 2021 21:30 - 55 minutes

Si spills the beans about what he did to put the fear into his daughter's boyfriend. Godwin's wife, Paula, joins the boys to talk about hunting, dating, love, and marriage in the extended Duck Commander family. Paula tells her side of the story about how she met Godwin, what they did on their first date, and how Jay Stone REALLY met his wife. Si and Stone talk about their weekend fishing trip where they struck out at Lake Fork but found success at Lake Spoon. And everyone weighs in on the wei...

Miss Kay and Uncle Si Reveal Where Duck Dynasty's Plots Came From

July 27, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Miss Kay finally tells all about the dog bite that sent her to the ER, and she lets us in on her NEW injury. Si has some curious uses for Vicks VapoRub that Miss Kay just can't wrap her mind around. Miss Kay and Si admit where the Duck Dynasty storylines really came from. Miss Kay draws up a contract with Phil. Jay Stone shares his recipes for the two best ways to make duck and talks about his daughter learning the art of the perfect biscuit from Miss Kay. And Kay reveals how Willie ruined a ...

Uncle Si Arm Wrestles the Monster

July 22, 2021 21:30 - 56 minutes

Si compares biceps with 21-time world arm-wrestling champion “Monster” Michael Todd, who stops by to talk about professional arm wrestling and crazy arm injuries. The conversation turns to ocean adventures when Phillip brings up swimming with sharks and Si tells the unusual story of the giant sea turtle he ran into in Hawaii. John-David gets into some weird news with one of the best headlines ever written. Si and Martin try to help a guy resolve his mullet-related dispute with his dad. And Ph...

Uncle Si & Godwin Go Full Gordon Ramsay

July 20, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Si and the boys are stunned by Godwin's surprise entrance. "Uncle Sí" chats with Alexa. Godwin rates fans' sandwiches, but we might have to DQ the winner. Martin urges people not to put goldfish into lakes. Si is delighted by a memory of farting deer, and he confirms that his signature blue Tupperware tumbler isn't the only cup in his collection. John-David reads listener emails about pickup lines, door-to-door candy sales, and Si's everyday carry. And heads up: It's probably a bad idea to pu...

Uncle Si Finds NEW Panther Proof on Phil's Land

July 15, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Si is convinced that Jay Stone’s trail cam picked up a panther on Phil’s land. Stone reveals the coolest thing he's ever captured on a trail cam and talks about the freakishly large "devil deer" he shot. John-David gives the boys a spelling pop quiz after Louisiana's own Zaila Avant-garde wins the National Spelling Bee. The city with the most authentic Cajun food is NOT New Orleans. Martin is the subject of the weirdest question ever asked on this podcast. Stone has advice for a man who recen...

How Uncle Si and Godwin Met Their Wives

July 13, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Si talks about meeting his wife in an unexpected place, but it's hard to top Godwin's "Jerry Springer"-worthy story of how he met his woman. Martin has questions about hot dog eating contests and the people who enter them. Si recalls the time Willie became an accidental panhandler. Godwin made a top-shelf meal from the bread JD brought in, and now he's ready to rate your sammich. The boys talk about a venom-spitting snake on the loose, getting rid of pests, the best places to visit in West Mo...

Uncle Si Goes to Prison

July 08, 2021 21:30 - 55 minutes

Si is looking GOOD after getting talked into a salon makeover by a Paula Deen lookalike. Willie has finally turned into Phil Robertson. Si asks for your help after he visits an inmate who isn't quite ready to hear what he has to say. Phillip relives getting his tail whupped by a girl at the children's home where he works, and Si reminisces about breaking a guy's hand with his hard head. John-David can't get enough of permed mullets, but can he get Martin on board with the trend? President Si ...

Uncle Si's Favorite Pickup Line

July 06, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Si and JD reveal their winning lines guaranteed to get a girl to go out with you, and the world may never be the same. But first, Godwin and Si can't get enough of the sourdough loaf JD's wife, Alyson, baked for them. A fan sends in Si's yearbook pics. Godwin is all about a 16-ounce bacon steak and the Martin-inspired sandwich he calls "Godwin's Goodies." Si tries to keep JD from going negative on his wife's cooking. The boys are seriously disturbed by almond milk and intrigued by deer milk. ...

Uncle Si Has a Need for Speed

July 01, 2021 21:30 - 52 minutes

Phil's fried shrimp is so good that Si won't eat any other shrimp. Stone talks about Phil's weird criticism of his cooking and reveals his secret to perfect baby back ribs. Si hits 140 mph on the Indy 500 track and realizes he may just be a Corvette man. A fan has the definitive answer to which M&M's have the most chocolate. Si will never forget what Phil's dog did to him. John-David delights Si with a monkey conspiracy from the mailbag. The boys decide Jase shouldn't own a dog. Martin explai...

Uncle Si Unveils His EPIC Plan to Solve 3 of the World's Big Problems

June 29, 2021 21:30 - 56 minutes

Si reveals his plan to kick butt, take names, and defeat one of the world's greatest scourges, and it may just solve a couple of the world's other problems too. Martin shares his definitive guide to the best baby gift you can buy a future hunter or fisherman. Si fesses up to the time he set his rain jacket on fire and sent everyone scrambling. The boys are SERIOUS about their duck blind eats, and the menu will make your mouth water. The government thinks Si's not dangerous at his age. Well, t...

What Miss Kay Learned From Her 'Horror Film' Moment

June 24, 2021 21:30 - 59 minutes

Miss Kay talks about how she's doing after her dog landed her in the ER. Uncle Si gets the coolest gift, and he's naming him Mr. Believe. Martin describes what happened to a shirtless Godwin in a "Duck Dynasty" scene that didn't make the cut. Stone didn't believe Dan the Butler saw a monkey on Phil's property, and Dan is still crushed. Stone and Si have the boys cracking up about the time a neighbor made the mistake of turning his hogs loose on Phil's property. Stone shares the details on the...

Uncle Si's Dating Advice for Loners

June 22, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Si Robertson ain't buying what Joe Rogan is selling when it comes to black panthers (but he still believes, boys). Si calls out dumb humans for trying to play God with wild animals. JD takes issue with pronouncing silent letters, tiny plates, and Willie's claim about Bella's wedding. Si and the boys consider crashing Phil, Jase, and Al's live podcast in Texas on Wednesday (shh, don't tell). Godwin, JD, and Si share their best fatherly advice. Si almost joined the Marines, but one thing stoppe...

You Can't Spell Saint or Sinner Without Si

June 17, 2021 21:30 - 57 minutes

Uncle Si is spitting fire about stupid humans on the road — including himself. But first, Si is giddy with delight over one whale of a story. Phillip and Si receive medallions from the Choctaw tribal chief, but Si's doesn't stay on his neck for long. Si laughs harder than you've ever seen when Martin explains why Native Americans love Si so much. Phillip shares something you might not know about Si and his fans. Martin meets Deion Sanders and has a cool surprise for Si. And Si may surprise yo...

Phil Robertson Fooled the FBI Without Saying a Word

June 15, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Phil Robertson hits the duck call room to reveal a talent even he didn't know he had: beating the FBI's lie detection technology in the coolest way possible. Phil and Si admit to their childhood poaching strategies and share the one rule they wouldn't break. They also reminisce about how Phil lured Si away from his dead-end job to be his reed man. Godwin remembers the early days of Duck Commander and the exact date and time he was converted. Phil divulges how he played matchmaker for his gran...

Willie Robertson Has a Cheeky Nickname for His New Son-in-Law

June 10, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Willie's youngest daughter, Bella, is officially married, and Willie reveals his nickname for her new husband. Uncle Si tells the story of the time he wore skunk-sprayed sneakers to a basketball game — on purpose. Willie drinks Si's tea for the very first time. Si misses Willie singing Hall and Oates at Bella's wedding. Willie acknowledges the healing power of shorty shorts, but he's torn on whether to embrace the trend in 2021. Martin explains why booty shorts violate his fashion rules, and ...

You Couldn't Pay Uncle Si to Eat That

June 08, 2021 21:30 - 59 minutes

Si and the boys hold nothing back as they unveil their lists of favorite and LEAST favorite foods, with special appearances by mayonnaise, vinegar, sour cream, guacamole, a very special cut of steak, Chicken in a Biskit crackers, and of course, ham sammiches. Si reveals why he's such a ladies' man and plays the "foolish game" of awarding gold and silver medals to members of his celebrity crush list. Godwin didn't know weekend fishing was a contest, but just so you know, Si won. Martin strongl...

Si Robertson Only Goes Full Fanboy for 2 People

June 03, 2021 21:30 - 59 minutes

When Si Robertson goes up against Google, it's America's favorite uncle who wins, and Martin wonders if Si has a secret trick up his sleeve. The ammo supply finally dries up for Si and Martin. Si and the boys know where to find millions of crawfish and ... billions of squirrels? Si reveals why cowboys are his heroes and why his visit to the Ben Johnson Cowboy Museum gave him chill bumps the size of marbles. JD doesn't watch many Westerns, but he's pumped that Si and Phillip got to meet the Pi...

Uncle Si's Guide to Plastic Surgery

June 01, 2021 21:30 - 1 hour

Si has some surprising ideas about Michael Jackson, the Human Ken Doll, and cosmetic surgery. But first, Martin announces the winner of the Zoom call with Si. The boys dive into the most controversial topic they've tackled yet: pizza toppings. Martin shares the time he saw Phil Robertson rendered speechless. Si recalls going above and beyond with a girl he dated and reveals what happened when he said "roll tide" in South Carolina. Godwin and Martin do some unexpected things with peanut butter...

Uncle Si's Bathroom Antics Are LEGENDARY

May 27, 2021 21:30 - 59 minutes

Si unintentionally gives new meaning to "potty humor," and Stone has been laughing about one particular incident for 15 years. Martin and Si kick off a VERY open dialogue about their recent bathroom misery, and that leads to stories about the Robertson family's personal hygiene and other tales from the duck blind that have never been told in public. It's possible Bullfrog has been hanging around Si too much, but is the world ready for a female Si? JD is amazed by 1980s bear wrestling at the m...

What Really Happened With Miss Kay

May 25, 2021 21:30 - 57 minutes

Miss Kay is in the house with Uncle Si and the boys, and she's got STORIES. Kay reveals what happened when Jase busted Willie playing strip poker in seventh grade, the worm incident she's never forgiven Si for, and what it was like to date Phil AND Si. The maker of the best pies on either side of the Mississippi also spills her side of famous Robertson tales, including whether or not Si really stabbed her with a fork and what really happened when her boys locked her out of the house on purpos...

Uncle Si Finds His DREAM Job

May 20, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

A literal dream job falls into Si's lap, but he's not sure they appreciate his unparalleled talents. Phillip asks Si whether there will be game wardens in heaven. Si starts preaching and John-David is here for it. Martin wonders if there's more chocolate on peanut M&M's or regular M&M's. Si remembers his pet squirrel ... and what his mom did after it tore up her couch. JD shares the story of his mom's mail-order monkey. And the boys decide 8% of people have lost it, ostriches do NOT play arou...

Uncle Si Is the Life Coach You Need Right Now

May 18, 2021 21:30 - 59 minutes

Si is feeling spry and ready to rescue fans from terrible life advice. He NAILS his response to a guy who wants to know if his girlfriend is the one, and the boys address the elephant, er, edamame in the room: vegetarian baggage in a relationship. But first, Si reveals the "Duck Dynasty" pic he's signed more than any other. Godwin's house attracts all the neighborhood dogs, and Si's place attracts raccoons that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. On a related note, JD won't eat anything known as...

Uncle Si Catches Willie Telling Whoppers

May 13, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Si calls Willie out for spreading very fake news about the Robertson family. Johnny D is shocked to learn that grandmas spank people. Si broke a whole lotta butcher knives as a kid and ALMOST didn't live to tell the tale. Stone remembers his mom whipping his butt at basketball to teach him a lesson. Martin's grandmother put a unique (and possibly poisonous) spin on washing kids' mouths out for cussing. Si explains why he and Jase are practically the same person. Stone shares a pic of the home...

Uncle Si Visits Some Very Naked Beaches

May 11, 2021 21:30 - 57 minutes

Si isn't exactly sure what Dogecoin is, but he predicts it's going to the moon!  Godwin is judging JD HARD for wearing socks at the beach, and Si doesn't understand why anyone would hit the beach in socks when you're supposed to be ... nude? Godwin shows off his extremely flat feet in all their shoeless glory. Martin sings the praises of gas station fried chicken and hog head cheese. Si doesn't buy what the media's telling him about the skyrocketing price of lumber. The boys deliver a crash c...

Uncle Si's Greatest Fantasy Matchups of All Time

May 06, 2021 21:30 - 58 minutes

Si Robertson was a football phenom back in the day, and oh, does he have stories. After reliving the near-death experience of going up against Steve "The Bear" Jones, Si, Martin, JD, and Phillip play a game of what-ifs. What if prime Muhammad Ali got in the ring with prime Mike Tyson? Who would win if Jack Nicklaus took on Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan took on Kobe Bryant? Could Walker, Texas Ranger beat Marshal Matt Dillon in a fight? And most importantly, would Si rather fight one Martin-s...