Dragging The Table

#34 - Trash Bird

November 28, 2019 05:01 - 18 minutes - 22.5 MB

Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your turd bird! I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. Check out The Untrained Eye for a fun time😘 If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his website Cullah.com...

#33 - Non-consensual Tagging

November 21, 2019 05:01 - 20 minutes - 25.5 MB

Is it possible to be too offended? Probably. I think I was too offended because I tried to do a nice thing and got my feeling hurt over a strange miscommunication. And even though this podcast makes it sound like I'm in the right. Don't forget that there's two sides to every story. Even though it makes me mad, I really have no idea what that person was going through when they messaged me. I hope I handle the situation differently if it comes up again in the future. And as a side note, if you...

#32 - Gym Regalia

November 14, 2019 05:01 - 18 minutes - 22.1 MB

Should you wear gym clothes anywhere but the gym? Spoiler alert...no. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. Check out The Untrained Eye for a fun time😘 If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, ...

#31 - At Your Service

November 07, 2019 05:01 - 20 minutes - 24.6 MB

This episode starts out pretty angry, but ends with a wedding. Oh, the twists and turns. So check it out, won't you? I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. Check out The Untrained Eye for a fun time😘 If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the interne...

#30 - Candy Corn Daydreams

October 31, 2019 04:01 - 17 minutes - 21.1 MB

You candy corn haters are the worst. Suck corn, nerds! I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. Check out The Untrained Eye for a fun time😘 If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his websi...

#29 - Horse Shoes And Hot Crabs

October 24, 2019 04:01 - 21 minutes - 25.9 MB

I was very tired when I recorded this. That's not an excuse, just what happened. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. Check out The Untrained Eye for a fun time😘 If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more...

#28 - Blind Spot

October 17, 2019 04:01 - 26 minutes - 32.6 MB

Despite what I say in the episode, I would like to hear what SOME of you think about this subject. Hit me up, what's the worst that could happen? I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. Check out The Untrained Eye for a fun time😘 If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for put...

#27 - Too Dumb To Live, Too Cute To Die

October 10, 2019 09:30 - 22 minutes - 26.4 MB

If you're an animal, you're probably to dumb to read this. But at least you're cute though. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his website Culla...

#26 - Crushed

October 03, 2019 04:01 - 19 minutes - 23.6 MB

Yes, I will be issuing refunds for this episode. Subscribe to Dragging The Table on Youtube to catch future live streams! I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more fr...

#25 - Transmission Annihilation

September 26, 2019 04:01 - 15 minutes - 19.1 MB

This one gets a little ranty, and I talk a little about some additions to the show. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. And soon to be streaming on YouTube at Dragging The Table. Subscribe and tell a friend. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear ...

#24 - Dead Or Stupid?

September 19, 2019 04:01 - 15 minutes - 19.5 MB

If I'm not already dead, the alternative isn't much better... I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his website Cullah.com A special thank you to ...

#23 - I'll Hide Behind A Smile

September 12, 2019 04:01 - 16 minutes - 20.6 MB

"I'll tear your mind out, I'll burn your soul, I'll turn you into me, I'll turn you into me, cause I'm a liar" -Henry Rollins I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear mor...

#22 - Elder Millenial

September 05, 2019 04:01 - 17 minutes - 20.2 MB

Instead of a bummer this week, I decided to make as little sense as possible. I'm not sorry though. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his websi...

#21 - They Say You Die Twice

August 29, 2019 04:01 - 22 minutes - 26.7 MB

"I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop bereathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time." -Banksy(allegedly) I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the...

#20 - Body Shaming Is Cool

August 22, 2019 04:01 - 17 minutes - 21.6 MB

Not sure what to write about these anymore. I don't listen to them before I release, and I don't know if updating the description after the fact would matter. So, maybe I'll stop writing these all together. I've noticed a lot of people either write the minimum amount, or go WAY overboard, and I'm not sure anyone reads these. But maybe I'll just use these to write what I'm thinking at the moment. Who knows. Enjoy the show, you weirdo. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If yo...

#19 - Be Old On Your Own Time!

August 15, 2019 04:01 - 17 minutes - 21.4 MB

Old people, amirite????? I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his website Cullah.com A special thank you to my wife for encouraging me to do this...

#18 - Water Bears In Space

August 08, 2019 04:01 - 18 minutes - 21.8 MB

Dummies that eat old bread, and water bears in space. What a time to be alive. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his website Cullah.com A spec...

#17 - Tubthumping

August 01, 2019 04:01 - 17 minutes - 20.9 MB

Hey, everyone! This is some straight nonsense about everything from getting a break on car insurance, to my next viral video idea. It's a real fart storm. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for ...

#16 - Pog Prodigy

July 25, 2019 04:01 - 16 minutes - 19.4 MB

I think this show may be headed to an end, but who knows? I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his website Cullah.com A special thank you to my w...

#15 - Lightweight

July 18, 2019 20:38 - 19 minutes - 23.4 MB

Ever wonder if your boy DJ is a nerd? All shall be revealed. Sorry it was late. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his website Cullah.com A spe...

#14 - The Holocaust

July 11, 2019 04:01 - 17 minutes - 21.5 MB

Just listen. It's not as bad as it sounds. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his website Cullah.com A special thank you to my wife for encoura...

#13 - Hit The Road

July 04, 2019 04:01 - 23 minutes - 27.1 MB

This week I talk about the Florida heat, and getting hit by a mini-van when I was a kid. I know there's some other stuff, but that's all I can remember talking about. As a side-note, the "Dragging" series may take a little longer than a month to get together, but I'm hoping that the more I do them, the faster I'll get. Thank you all so much for listening! I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at draggingtheta...

#12 - Kid Jazzercise

June 27, 2019 04:01 - 17 minutes - 20.1 MB

I had at least one major(for me)realization this week, and it has to do with Jazzercise, for kids. There's some other junk too, but the Jazzercise thing was pretty crazy to me. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music...

#11 - Too Hot For TV

June 20, 2019 04:01 - 17 minutes - 21.3 MB

Are you constantly finding yourself in situations where you need to establish your dominance? I give you some hot tips on how to hide the fact that you're a complete moron.😎😎😎 I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music ...

#10 - This Is Sparta

June 13, 2019 04:01 - 16 minutes - 18.6 MB

This episode is about as stream of conscious as I've ever been. I got some bad news that I can't really talk about, and this is the result. I think I said it in the show, but if I didn't, if you need someone to talk to or just vent to, you can email me or DM me on twitter. I know to well that there are things you can't always talk about with the people around you, so fire away if you need to. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi...

#9 - Finishing Moves

June 06, 2019 04:01 - 17 minutes - 20.1 MB

Even though this podcast proves otherwise, I talk about my amazing ability to start projects and never, ever, finish them. And I also thought I should give some backstory to the name of the show, and what I plan to do with it moving forward. What I plan to do with the show, not the name. The name is dope. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Y...

#8 - Hustle

May 30, 2019 04:01 - 16 minutes - 20.3 MB

From Carrot Top to Brendan Schaub, the hustle is real. And it deserves our respect. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you want to ask me something, or just say Hi, you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his wedsite Cullah.com A...

#7 - Mega Dittos

May 23, 2019 04:01 - 16 minutes - 20.1 MB

I go on my usual decent into madness, get into why I respect political talk radio hosts, some theories on Cullahs new album, and why I need more music in my life in general. I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you. If you have any questions or just wanna say "Hey", you can email me at [email protected] or hit me up on Twitter @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music ...

#6 - Cashless

May 16, 2019 04:01 - 19 minutes - 23.8 MB

Firstly, if you're a new listener, Hi! If you're reading this because your wondering why I told you to go to Cullah.com, its because the music you heard at the beginning and end of the show are two of his tracks. And I get distracted easily, so I forgot to say that. This episode I wonder about being a good person and what that means, if going to the bank serves any purpose besides waiting in line for a thing you could do on your phone, having poor parents that spent money like idiots and s...

#5 - Women Don't Like Sports

May 09, 2019 04:01 - 25 minutes - 31.5 MB

I talk a little bit about why you shouldn't lead a perfectly sanitized life, and how I don't believe most women when they talk about liking sports. Hey. No one likes sports. They're dumb. Sports, not women. You know what I meant. PS: The comedian I was trying to think of is Sarah Tiana If you have any questions or comments, you can send them to [email protected] or tweet me @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big t...

#4 - Running Away

May 02, 2019 04:01 - 14 minutes - 17.6 MB

Have you ever run away from home? I have. Twice...😂 If you have any questions or comments, you can send them to [email protected] or tweet me @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his wedsite Cullah.com A special thank you to my wife for encouraging me to do this. She's the light of my life<3 Intro: Music: ...

#3 - Balding Man's Hero

April 25, 2019 04:01 - 16 minutes - 20.4 MB

Who's better looking: Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio? George Clooney or Steve Buscemi? All these questions, and my thoughts on the new Matrix movie(John Wick 3)trailer, and more on this weeks episode of [Dragging The Table]. If you have any questions or comments, you can send them to [email protected] or tweet me @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for fre...

#2 - Self-Diagnosable

April 18, 2019 04:01 - 21 minutes - 26.1 MB

This week I go over dwarfism, Italian racism, and Tucker Carlson. Maybe some other stuff sprinkled in, but you'll just have to listen and find out! If you have any questions or comments, you can send them to [email protected] or tweet me @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to his wedsite Cullah.com A special ...

#1 - Stuart The Guinea Pig

April 11, 2019 04:01 - 15 minutes - 18.5 MB

This is the pilot episode of Dragging The Table! My name is DJ, and I hope you enjoy the show! If you have any questions or comments, you can send them to [email protected] or tweet me @TableDragger. Yes, I was able to change it...thank god. If you liked the intro/outro music, give a big thank you to Cullah for putting his music on the internet for free! If you want to hear more from him, go to Cullah.com A special thank you to my wife for encouraging me to do this. She's the lig...