Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers
209 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago - ★★★★★ - 55 ratingsJoin hosts Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway every week as they answer your questions and teach you how to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers!
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Episode 200 - Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers Forever
September 05, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the final episode! We didn't do this for the money, Greg likes chaos, Kane tells Greg about the racist Spider-Man fan film, there's more horrible people now than there has ever been, and a listener sent in a ChatGPT episode of Joe Rogan interviewing Greg and Kane. Also, What Does This Meme?, A listener sends in her own meme from her new book, we read a bunch of thank you's and updates from listeners, the...
Episode 199 - The Devil Is A Short King
August 29, 2023 10:00 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the penultimate episode, Greg's guns look big on camera, Kane survived the hurricane in San Diego and celebrated his birthday by doing three sets, eating ice cream and watching 24, Greg is an empty nester, a listener wants to know if he should try to reach out to his kids, and Kane gets pissed off. Also, What Does This Meme?, Taylor Swift is a secret closet fan of the podcast, Greg's girls don't love the...
Episode 198 - Can You Just...
August 22, 2023 10:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are coming at you from the studio at All Things Comedy, blocking is just a button, Kane brought the question bowl from his live comedy/advice show, "Going Dutch", women are horny, self fulfilling prophecies are real, you can't plan spontaneity, you've been ghosted after three unreplied texts, taking a vacation together too early in the relationship can ruin things, Kane tries to fight a mugger in France, dating yo...
Episode 197 - Welcome To The F*ck Box
August 15, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back in studio at All Things Comedy, we've got a huge announcement about the show, Greg and Pat are going to do Kane's Going Dutch show in San Diego, Pat made a punk rock mix for Greg, who wants to see one of Pat's bands open for Taylor Swift, Kane doesn't like it when Greg and Pat bond, Too Hot To Handle is the most puritanical show on TV, and a listener sent us a question for the show written by ChatGPT. The...
Episode 196 - Just Tell The Nearest Adult
August 09, 2023 06:02 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg has always been Greg, it's hat day at DTBFF, the guys are bored with Too Hot To Handle, the guys get two letters from listeners, one who didn't listen to their advice and one who did, the guys don't need to be right, block everybody, and Kane reads a story that is both inspirational and insane. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg isn't sure he understands words and Kane doesn't feel like a lion in armor. A ...
Episode 195 - I Will Never Be A Slave To A Sandwich
August 01, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is the worst name, the guys all love the Barbie movie, Greg recommends The Other Two and had ChatGPT write his book bio, Pat reads a list of signs that indicate your relationship won't last, and keeping score in a relationship is always terrible. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends a bunch of Real Man Quotes-y memes from Luke Guy, Greg is a lack of empath, Bing is bad at job, and Greg loves hust...
Episode 194 - He Beds Them Then Beheads Them
July 25, 2023 10:00 - 41 minutes - 38.1 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane sets the pace, Pat would still get up early as a millionaire, Greg saw Barbie and Oppenheimer for his birthday, Tom Cruise reminds you he's crazy, Pat quits smoking weed, Greg likes to cry at the movies, Kane's dad thinks astronauts are gay, and a listener needs advice after finding an earring that isn't hers at her boyfriend's apartment. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg loves all memes and a good pickup...
Episode 193 - Hey Jonah, No One Cares
July 18, 2023 18:07 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is Back! The guys bag on The Bachelorette's Brayden, Kane has a realization about San Diego, Kane is done making friends, Greg and Kane can't wait to see the Barbie movie, Pat reads from a Buzzfeed list of things that turn people off when dating, you can't just have a boat, Greg is watching Swiping America, The Bachelor is responsible for trauma dumping on dates, and Kane doesn't want to hear about your ...
Episode 192 - The Lazy Breakup Card
July 11, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Kane Holloway is once again riding solo with Producer Pat, Greg isn't here to yell at Pat, Kane and Pat are filled with whimsy, Kane talks about The Bachelorette, Kane created a monster, spies don't talk about being spies, everyone has been sending Kane kind messages since Griffey passed away, and a listener needs advice because her boyfriend's playful teasing is becoming personal and mean. Kane has some movie date recommendations, and Pat reads...
Episode 191 - He's So Griffey
July 04, 2023 10:00 - 36 minutes - 33.7 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Kane Holloway is riding solo with Producer Pat, Kane talks about the loss of his cat, Griffey, and how he's dealing with his grief and in Reddit Remix, it's "Did my boyfriend really make a Tinder account to view men's haircuts?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillow...
Episode 190 - Let People Like What They Like
June 27, 2023 18:20 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number twelve. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Thrown From A Rooftop Downtown" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Kane can't go home, the guys talk Chalamet, Kane and Pat talk horror movie maniacs, let people like what they like, a round of titles, Greg and Kane tell Pat ab...
Episode 189 - I'm Not Built To Survive Anything
June 22, 2023 03:58 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have so much for you this week, the guys catch up with The Ultimatum, Greg used to do dating ultimatums on his TV show, and a listener needs help with a lying roommate. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane gets corrected, don't use your trauma as an excuse to be a sh*tty person, 30,000 people like a crappy post, Kane brings a pair of terrible quotes, and Pat reads some more Dane Thomas quotes. Pat reads a list from Bu...
Episode 188 - Sugar Is My Kryptonite (The Best Of Candy Cast II)
June 13, 2023 10:00 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt, Kane Holloway, and Producer Pat talk candy! Greg is off at sea so we're presenting two formerly Patreon exclusive Candy Casts. If you've been a fan of Greg's for any amount of time you know he loves his candy, so indulge your sweet tooth this week with "It's A Chocolatey Grave" and "Cow Juice And Horse Ankles" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! ...
Episode 187 - Send Us Your Dicktip
June 06, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back in the studio at All Things Comedy, Pat is in color, Greg's new book has a title, the guys are loving the new season of The Ultimatum, Kane has some new tattoos, and a listener wants to know if they should hook up with exes or leave well enough alone. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg is looking for a new segment, Kane is watching a show where a therapist shows her sessions, Greg is drinking Milky Way coff...
Episode 186 - If You Can Shoot It, You Can Soup It
May 31, 2023 21:26 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about how hard it is to write comedy based on substance abuse, Greg's never seen anyone use a credit card on Chopped, and a listener writes in for advice in dealing with a fairly unique f*cker, his twin brother. Also, What Does This Meme?, will this be your next tattoo?, a guy asks Kane to tattoo a misspelled word on him, a listener sends in a story about a silent date on a cruise, another listener is curatin...
Episode 185 - Let's Talk About This Officially, Let's Start The Show
May 24, 2023 09:12 - 50 minutes - 46 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number eleven. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Blood Red Metalflake" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! The guys talk FBOY Island, let's pick a Reddit Remix, time for some Bach chat, Greg's family did not like The Suicide Squad, a round of titles, Kane is wearing a Limp Biz...
Episode 184 - Don't Start With Hello
May 16, 2023 18:11 - 50 minutes - 46 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers ,Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway both start the show, the guys talk about being in your 20's, all Kane's friends are older, all of Greg's friends are younger, Kane reads from an article called, "Six ways to strengthen your relationship in 2023", Greg hates it right at the drop, the guys talk about Love And Death, and if you lose communication, you lose connection. Also, What Does This Meme?, we get a good one right up top, Kane's goal is to be on...
Episode 183 - That's Alright, Pat Has Scissors
May 09, 2023 22:55 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number ten. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Thrown From A Rooftop Downtown" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We start with a round of titles, who does Greg share a birthday with?, a guy wants Greg and Kane's autographed pictures, He's Just Not That Into You is still big i...
Episode 182 - I'm Never Going To Drink A Glass Of Gasoline
May 03, 2023 00:27 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Pat doesn't introduce himself, the guys talk about the trailer for The Flash, Kane doesn't want to dislike Jason Bateman, Batman kills everyone, Kane brings a quadri of questions from his Going Dutch show, Greg is on the dating apps, Kane's red flag is blonde hair, and Pat doesn't need the guys' help while soaking. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane has some Real Man Quotes-ish memes, Greg brings a good one fro...
Episode 181 - Hurt People, Hurt People, Hurt People
April 25, 2023 19:24 - 30 minutes - 27.9 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to Haiti's number one podcast, Kane can't get introduced properly, the guys talk the Love Is Blind reunion, and a listener wants to know how to handle her lover having a hot female BFF. Also, What Does This Meme?, we are inspiring you one quote at a time, we're math whizes, we may have reached the end of what does this meme?, the audience is voting for us to stop, we get some questions about the return...
Episode 180 - Oh, I'll Cut This Right Out
April 18, 2023 16:06 - 36 minutes - 33 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number nine. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Lambretta" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We start with a round of titles, we run down some Reddit Remix options, the guys discuss Venmo with Julie Krafchick from the Datable podcast, Greg is embarrassing Kane in front of com...
Episode 179 - A Squirrel Sitting Shiva
April 12, 2023 22:06 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the show that explains it in the title, the guys talk about how John Wick is a guy who doesn't take bullish*t from f*ckers, Greg receives an insult that works as a compliment and likes the idea of himself better than the reality, the guys catch up on Love Is Blind, nobody deserves anything, and a listener wants to know if it's ok to move and leave her mom and brother behind. Also, What Does This Mem...
Episode 178 - How The F*ck Do You Feed Yourself Love?
April 04, 2023 19:48 - 38 minutes - 35.6 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you know Greg, Kane is excited to have someone from The Bachelor as an upcoming guest, Kane reads four questions from his Going Dutch show, Greg thought about quitting dating, the guys want to watch Jeff Probst climb in the mud, and dating is an option. Also What Does This Meme?, we've never done the show before, a listener send in a good one, Greg is not a slave to his pleasures and hates people who are obse...
Episode 177 - Podcasts Have Ruined People For Me
March 28, 2023 19:10 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, we're back in the studio at All Things Comedy, Greg loves dark at three in the afternoon, Kane is tired of the California rain, Pat reads some non boring first date questions from Buzzfeed, Kane thinks Pat has Jeff vibes, Greg is so Greg, and attendees of Kane's Going Dutch show have some personal questions for the guys. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg hates people, Kane is uninspired by his quotes, Greg has...
Episode 176 - Do You Want To Be Right Or Do You Want To Make Me Cum?
March 22, 2023 00:01 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway thank you for listening and participating in the show, Kane spent his St. Patrick's Day in Boston and he and Greg don't care for the holiday, and a listener wants to know how to keep a level head getting back into the dating scene. Also, What Does This Meme?, we live in a society, Greg spent too much time satisfying his own soul, and Pat reads a quote from the most recent episode of Ted Lasso. A listener wants to ...
Episode 175 - Do All Birds Have Wings?
March 14, 2023 18:10 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about seeing or not seeing Cocaine Bear, the guys haven't enjoyed the Magic Mike trilogy, Greg only watches The Bachelor so he can listen to podcasts about it, Kane has a list of his most hated people from all dating shows, and Kane reads some questions from his Going Dutch show. Also, What Does This Meme?, send something into the show because Greg would love it! Kane is not finding inspiration in his quotes,...
Episode 174 - I Like Your Little Legs (The Best Of Lil' Squirt Squirt)
March 07, 2023 11:00 - 39 minutes - 36.3 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, technical difficulties prevented us from getting our new episode up in time so we're dipping back into our Patreon to join Greg and his fill in co-host, Lil' Squirt Squirt for "The Donald Duck Party Starts When You Walk Out The Door", "Hard Tackle Touch", and "That's Right, I Know The Word Terraform" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at o...
Episode 173 - Emergency Butt Plug
February 28, 2023 18:00 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the podcast that has never let you down, the guys love talking about golf, gone f*ckin', we're the Michael Jordan of podcasts, and a listener needs advice on how to meet women in real life. Also, What Does This Meme?, an elderly woman gives a date review, your career will absolutely tell you it is done with you, Kane forces himself to go out, Greg wants to enjoy the ground, and Pat reads some Real M...
Episode 172 - What's Your Vulva All About?
February 21, 2023 15:19 - 50 minutes - 46 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have been watching Netflix's Perfect Match, Kane hates Shane, the guys aren't sure why Nick Lachey is hosting tv shows, the guys want Pat to be The Bachelor, a listener wants to know what happened to dating because guys have nothing to say, the guys love talking about food and their favorite tv shows, and Greg gets personal. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane is inspired by his new puppy, Kane's sister takes another...
Episode 171 - Just A Little Bit Off The Top
February 14, 2023 11:00 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number eight. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Short Pants For Fatty" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We jump back in with whatever the hell Kane was going to do, a round of titles, Monica Nevi helps us pick a Reddit Remix, Greg keeps leaving the show, in Reddit Remix it'...
Episode 170 - You're Gross, You Like Gross Things (The Best Of Candy Cast)
February 07, 2023 11:00 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt, Kane Holloway, and Producer Pat talk candy! Greg is off at sea so we're presenting two formerly Patreon exclusive Candy Casts. If you've been a fan of Greg's for any amount of time you know he loves his candy, so indulge your sweet tooth this week with "It's The Hot Dog Of Candy" and "F*ck Nuts All The Way." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! Ge...
Episode 169 - Hard And Fast Pillow Rules
January 31, 2023 18:32 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are getting into some pillow talk with Pat right out of the gate, Kane has a new puppy, we're working on a live show in San Diego, and a listener is getting needs advice with getting stuck taking care of her partner's son and not having sex. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends in a poster full of memes, a listener sends in a real man quotes candidate, Kane gets meme'd, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. ...
Episode 168 - Full Shame Shower
January 24, 2023 19:09 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to movie phone, we play charlie dickaround, Kane tells Greg about a new Netflix dating show that draws contestants from other shows, Greg breaks Nick Lachey's heart, Kane is watching Break Point, Greg and Kane are performing at different shows on Valentine's Day, and a listener wants to know if all older guys shower after every round of sex. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys are still looking for in...
Episode 167 - Try Me, I Would Love It!
January 17, 2023 09:57 - 51 minutes - 47 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are fast today, we've fixed everyone's problems, Kane doesn't have money to just keep his neck warm, listeners want to know how to handle a bad compliment and how women should make the first move, Greg loves a good swerve, and Pat reads an article from Buzzfeed about what makes guys ghostable. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys love Alan Watts quotes, Greg bombed so hard on Conan he can still hear the silence, K...
Episode 166 - My Tik Tok Thinks I Hate Women
January 10, 2023 16:08 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway wish you a happy and healthy new year, we're changing the name again, a listener writes in for advice with dealing with food issues, food is a real f*cker, Kane doesn't wear shorts, Greg made his first vision board, and Kane starts every workout with a dick pic. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg's meditation pays off literally, nothing is impossible unless you can't do it, Greg does't like the ocean, the guys like ...
Episode 165 - Welcome To The Pain Emporium
January 03, 2023 18:46 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have advice on how to get your new year's resolutions on track, Greg has been keeping up with his fitness program, Kane only works out so he can eat like a pig, don't make us beg for questions, Greg and Pat tell Kane about the Andrew Tate/Greta Thunberg Twitter kerfuffle, Kane talks about his end of the year movie list and regretfully admits to Greg and Pat that Avatar 2 is good. Also, What Does This Meme?, a list...
Episode 164 - Come To The Island Wet
December 27, 2022 11:00 - 36 minutes - 33.5 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are doing a lean show, the guys talk about how they're not excited about anything Marvel, the guys go hard on James Cameron and his enormous ego, Pat reads from a Buzzfeed article about behaviors that give people "the ick", and Greg hates dinosaurs now. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane reads some f*ckboi quotes, it's easier to get over Brad Pitt than you think, sucking d*ck is a non partisan activity, and Pat read...
Episode 163 - Hot People Don't Know The Struggle (w/Katie K)
December 20, 2022 11:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Katie K to the show, Kane is bringing segment three energy to segment one, Katie talks about getting body slammed on America's Got Talent, the guys are shocked that Katie met her husband on Tinder, Kane and Katie want to go on Bachelor in Paradise as villains, Greg is the only man in the room, we get an update about the "Can I eat your a*s?" guy, the guys get some bad news about one of their favor...
Episode 162 - I Am The Batsignal For Open Relationships
December 13, 2022 21:38 - 37 minutes - 34 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to Too Hot To Handle season four, Greg is upset that the contestants are discount hot, FBOY Island gets the Golden Greggers, the dating shows lack diversity, and a listener writes in to ask should I break up with someone who finds my sense of humor annoying. Also, What Does This Meme?, our listeners are all 10's, Greg's struggle has turned him savage, Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes, and we meet be...
Episode 161 - I'm Going To Do A Little Snippy Snip
December 06, 2022 16:56 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number seven. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Black Sweater Massacre" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Pat's got some ideas for a live show, it's time for a round of titles, the guys can't help with organic chemistry, dating advice is all the same, a listener wants to kno...
Episode 160 - Don't Doggy And Kiss
November 29, 2022 14:02 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the podcast's three year anniversary, Greg catches Kane up on some Love is Blind gossip, Kane's been watching Survivor, Greg meets Jeff Probst on Dave Grohl's tour bus, Kane has a meet/cute with J.K. Simmons, and a listener writes in for some advice on how to get over a lost love. Also, What Does This Meme?, we got our hat back, get yourself a poster of a cat poster, a meme cuts a little too close to the...
Episode 159 - If You Like This, You'll Love A Good Podcast
November 22, 2022 15:17 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg's abandoned his OnlyFans because it's too much work, we have some great merch at our RedBubble page, Greg and Kane need to become crypto/NFT bros, Greg is over Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, we check in on Greg's quest to become a ripped old man, they love to smoke on Love Island, and a listener writes in to ask how he should handle his separation from his girlfriend while doing what's best for his daughter...
Episode 158 - Who Hurt You? (The Best Of Real Man Quotes)
November 15, 2022 11:00 - 38 minutes - 35.7 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you love them, you hate them...they're Real Man Quotes! Catch up from the very beginning and revel in that special kind of stupidity that can only come from Real Man Quotes. Enjoy! Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, st...
Episode 157 - Real Viking Quotes (w/Melissa Shoshani)
November 08, 2022 11:00 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Melissa Shoshani to the show, Kane and Melissa are old buddies, Melissa used to be a people pleaser, a listener writes in to tell the guys about her smelly date, Greg finds it hard to recommend getting on the dating apps, think about quitting, and Kane wishes more men would listen to the show. Also, What Does The Meme?, we get a couple good memes right off the bat, a listener has a suggestion for ...
Episode 156 - Block Your Mom
November 01, 2022 09:00 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you're in good hands, the guys talk about the new season of Love Is Blind, what a person looks like really is important, the guys need to get their nails done, a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a family f*cker, his mom, and just block everybody. Also, What Does This Meme? you don't have to send memes, everyone's a bag of garbage, and a listener sends in a meme that breaks the segment. Some listener...
Episode 155 - Get Hard, Stay Hard, Be Hard
October 25, 2022 17:31 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane does it again, Greg wants to see Pat on FBOY Island and has been watching Love Island UK, Greg has decided he's going to be one of those super ripped old men, Kane recommends the One Punch Man workout and confuses Bruce Vilanch with Jack Lalanne, Greg has been doing a lot of comedy coaching, the show has been picking up a lot of new listeners and Discorders, and a listener writes in to ask if he should s...
Episode 154 - I Think You Cut Out Other Sh*t We Thought Might Be Important
October 18, 2022 10:00 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number six. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Blood Red Metalflake" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Pat gets snippy with the episodes, we have to talk about the Venmo thing, nobody does Venmo like Behrendt does Venmo, it's time for a round of titles, Greg is going to send ...
Episode 153 - Hand Over Fist, Pressure Makes Diamonds
October 11, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway come at you right out of the gate like a bullet, Pat has his own listeners, Greg loves F*ckbuddy Mountain from the show "Reboot" so he and Kane pitch the actual show, the guys talk Bachelor in Paradise, and a new listener writes in to ask for advice regarding his friend who is not so secretly crushing on his girlfriend. Also, What Does This Meme?, help me future Greg, the guys riff on a date idea from a listener, ...
Episode 152 - We Can Be Polyamorous With Other Podcasts
October 04, 2022 13:06 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the show, as a self help podcast we're a C-, the show is getting popular on Tik Tok, you either have to start doing something or stop doing something, Kane is a new Harry Styles fan, and we find out what brought some listeners to the show. Also, What Does This Meme?, an action is required, Kane has an anxiety attack on stage, the guys talk about their shared love of Gary Gulman, Kane hates one of Pa...
Episode 151 - Less Time Caning Girls, More Time Reading Books (w/Laurie Kilmartin)
September 27, 2022 10:00 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MBThis week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian and writer, Laurie Kilmartin, to the show, Greg and Laurie have a history of medical conditions together, Laurie takes a lot of bullsh*t from f*ckers, Greg and Laurie talk about writing comedy, Laurie is not on the apps, Pat reads some humorous new app suggestions, someone on Tik Tok said Greg is boomer comedy, Greg tells Laurie about his OnlyFans, and Kane wants to know why Greg hasn't called Opr...