Seriously. The best books are like wedgies. You can’t ignore them. They get right up inside you and into places they aren’t supposed to go.


And sometimes it’s hard to get them out.


This week Carrie talked to a lot of her writers about how if you don’t long to write your scenes, your readers probably aren’t going to long to read those scenes either.


And recently the New York Times talked to Steve Martin (actor, writer, comedian) about books. He’s allegedly addicted to audiobooks, which is cool.


He said, “I’m also a sucker for the magic of opening paragraphs. I’ll never understand what the sorcery is in literature and movies that engages you immediately and makes it impossible to look away.”


A wedgie engages you immediately.


And a book can do that too, sometimes. But sometimes it’s not like a wedgie; it’s more like a bad 8-hour Zoom meeting about land use ordinances and setback requirements in a town you’ll never visit.


So how do you keep your book from being boring?


You wedgify it. Yes, we made up that word.


HOW DO YOU WEDGIFY A BOOK?

You go all in. Make the conflict as big as possible.
You have dynamic scenes where things happen. Not just the character’s meandering thoughts about Zoom meetings.
You make us care. Wedgies matter because your bum matters.

WRITING TIP OF THE POD

Go all in with your stories. Make the conflict (internal or external) huge, presidential huge. But more than that, make us care about who the conflict is happening to.




DOG TIP FOR LIFE

Won't fit here! Go check it out here


But it's all about commitment. Shaun gets testy! 


SHOUT OUT!

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