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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by fans for fans.


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Episodes

DNSYE - "THE MAN WHO SHOUTS" SPECIAL

September 12, 2023 16:00 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MB

Pete and Justin chat to Radio Sports Reporter and now author (details of discount for his book is below) about his time reporting on football matches for radio much of it covering his beloved Hornets and including many a well known figure. We discuss football mavericks and apple of Carl's mums eye - Rodney Marsh, remembering the days when Matt Le Tissier was know for doing wizard like things with a football and Craig Ramage and we discover which superstar can be more informative than Nelson ...

DNSYE - DEREK PAYNE SPECIAL - PART TWO

September 10, 2023 11:27 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MB

We start part two by look at a defeat to that lot up the road (don’t worry we don’t do that EVER AGAIN!) and discuss when a dressing room has favourites but also a cautionary tale of playing youngsters too early in the wrong game, although sometimes unavoidable with a small thin squad (sound familiar!). Derek talks us through how injuries can affect your mood and ultimately a player’s career. We discuss the number of different forwards that Glenn Roeder was forced to field from the bench, o...

DNSYE - DEREK PAYNE SPECIAL - PART ONE

September 07, 2023 02:59 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MB

We talk to Derek “Freddie!” Payne who played for the Hornets in mid 90’s in a team that was very easy to like due to the characters in it. We here about how Derek’s love of the game started and how his Dad took him to Vicarage Road before taking him to QPR. From his journey through Southampton’s academy and dropping into non-league, blaming Les Ferdinand for getting signed by QPR, to gaining promotion to the league as captain with Barnet and stories of fights with motivational Barry Fry and...

DNSYE - SEASON SO FAR - SO WHAT? (and a lot of discussion about bread related items)

September 05, 2023 13:19 - 1 hour - 85 MB

Justin, Carlos and Pete reflect on the first month of the season in terms of results, performances and transfers and or the lack of them. We ask the question asked by Steve in terms what people want the club to be. As its international break we obviously discuss the possibility of Paul Ince becoming a new manager and how upset that will make Pete. Questions about Bachmann, Captaincy and the Coventry game are given the usual inadequate discussion before we start banging on about Nice “N” Sp...

TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 COVENTRY CITY 3 - 3 WATFORD

September 03, 2023 09:15 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MB

Alex laments going ahead 3 times and then giving away three extremely avoidable self-inflicted equalizers and disagrees with Pete’s continual plan to “un-invert” everyone, Jason joins us having enjoyed the rollercoaster of a game and points out how Sierralta’s game changes after a yellow card. Wendover joins us in the glass half empty camp after being disappointed with the lack of incomings in the transfer window and asks can we play Man City football with the players that we do have withou...

TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 COVENTRY CITY 3 - 3 WATFORD

September 02, 2023 22:15 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MB

We jump straight into the calls with Rich who is very upset at the defensive performance and is perplexed at Martins removal, Pete wants to invert the inverted number eights (again), Charlie joins and he and Pete talk about last week, clear the air and then have a very good chat including the words“Sunday League defending”, “Row Z” in terms of the defence but a pleasing review of the forward line including the front line of Ince, Martins and Rajovic and asks – do we have to take Martins off ...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Coventry City (Away)

August 30, 2023 11:00 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

Dave joins us for the third time to about Coventry and on this occasion comes on dressed as some kind of Midlands based Ewok in tribute it seems to one of their new signings. Once we stop insulting our guest for no apparent reason, we run the collective postmortem over the Championship Play Off final, work out quite how quick got shot of the offending penalty taker and where at the Ricoh (or whatever it is called) they likely dropped him off the bus. We talk about how Luton are getting on i...

TWITTER SPACE - PART TWO WATFORD 0 - 1 BLACKBURN ROVERS

August 27, 2023 22:59 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MB

More fan discussion including Mark asking how we can get behind the team in the stadium, Rio (who had become a twitter viral sensation within hours due to his shirt) talks about the pace of the game and our lack of end product before bringing us up to date on the amputee tournament he took part in in Poland earlier in the month. John calls from the windy common wondering how we managed to lose a chess match of a game that we seemed to be largely dominating. Neal concurs with the statistica...

TWITTER SPACE - PART ONE WATFORD 0 - 1 BLACKBURN ROVERS

August 27, 2023 18:09 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MB

Following the 1 – 0 home defeat by Blackburn Rovers and the 1 – 1 draw with Durham in the Championship following last seasons promotion. We hear from Alan who is positive about things despite a sense that the manager will inevitably moved on and therefore refuses to get emotionally attached to him, Brett asks why Louza might not have been disciplined in a another way rather than dropping him from the starting eleven (following 2 late arrivals for training) but also wants to know what clothes...

DNSYE - WOMENS SEASON KICKING OFF

August 25, 2023 08:35 - 24 minutes - 22.4 MB

Last season saw the womens team have an outstanding season. Many, many people contributed but we talk to the team manager (never one to take the credit - always first to give it to others) about the triumphs of last season and therefore what promotion entails for the coming season. Back in the Championship, but still part time against full time opposition the Golden Girls will have to be focused and prepared . We talk about the logistical, playing and lifestyle challenges that a nationwide l...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Blackburn Rovers (Home)

August 23, 2023 09:53 - 40 minutes - 56.3 MB

Justin, Carl and Pete are joined by Ian from 4000 Holes (in Blackburn Lancashire) to talk all things Watford v Blackburn & Pete doesn’t know what day it is per normal. We find out about a club who lost their big goal scoring names and seem to be finding players for little or no money with a Manager who is trying to do everything seemingly by himself. We find out that you can sign players on loan from Russian clubs (although Pete demonstrates he doesn’t know the difference between CSKA and Sp...

DNSYE - DAVE MESSENGER UPDATE SPECIAL

August 22, 2023 18:04 - 1 hour - 55 MB

Justin, Peter and eventually Carl (who was reciprocating for us on a Stoke City podcast) get to have a follow up discussion with Head of EDI Dave Messenger to go through the metrics reported at the start of the month (see link for website article) discussing the number of incidents and the types of outcomes reported last season and the season before relating to the "We" campaign that we talked about last season. The number of incidents have reduced which is great news but we go into which t...

TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 STOKE CITY 1 - 0 WATFORD

August 20, 2023 09:19 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MB

Here we hear the 5 word reviews and long form comments - we know we need a striker and that we look short in a number of areas of the pitch but whilst some are criticising players on the pitch others point out that they are doing ok and it is the responsibility of the management of the club to provide Valerien with more usable options from the bench and to bolster the starting 11. The last days of the window will, as ever, be watched and, as Gino said at the Q&A - judge him on his actions r...

TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 STOKE CITY 1 - 0 WATFORD

August 19, 2023 22:09 - 1 hour - 56.1 MB

We discuss a disappointing result from the Potteries and analyse some of the performances, areas lacking or weak in the squad and find out what 2 or 3 positions supporters would strengthen in following Ismael's comments yesterday. Part Two out soon COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Pa...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - STOKE CITY (Away)

August 15, 2023 10:22 - 31 minutes - 43.1 MB

We speak to Dave from the "Wizards of Drivel" about all things Stoke and quite a lot that wasn't really about Stoke at all! How excited is Dave with their new approach of signing "exciting foreign players", how do they like their manager, Financial fair play and who is at the opposite end of the football spectrum to Ben Pearson, who is at the opposite end of the player name spectrum to Joe Gubbins? How is (one of the many) centre forward who was linked to us getting on Which full back has...

TWITTER SPACE - PART TWO WATFORD 0 - 0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE

August 13, 2023 11:08 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB

PART TWO Uncle Ron and Pete get in their time machine and complain about strikers not being signed in 1994 as a simile to not having signed the big number 9 as yet but nostalgia’s not what it used to be as Justin and Ron beat Pete up about his wafer thin Smiths/Morrissey knowledge! We hear from Jack and a jazz band in a park in Washington DC that seem to get louder the further he walks away from them! Paul FT joins us and is enthused by the performance and implores us to “trust the proce...

TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 WATFORD 0 - 0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE

August 12, 2023 23:12 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MB

Part One We talk to the supporters after the 0-0 draw against the Pilgrims. Wendover is his usual positive self and Pete drops him in it with Mrs Wendover over an unannounced potential dinner guest, the still holidaying Rio Woolf about taking our chances when we get into the areas to deliver a shot or a final ball into the box and consider is this a good point or two lost and hear from Aaron from the green and White pod to hear the view from the Plymouth end whilst eating Mexican food! Reg...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Plymouth Argyle (Home)

August 09, 2023 06:00 - 28 minutes - 26.2 MB

We chat to Aaron from the Green & White Pod about the Pilgrims recent good times following some precarious brushes with extinction, the championship year and the why does the manager who finished second seem to have a bigger reputation than Argyles own Steve Schumacher? We discover why teams in East Anglia should both love and loathe Plymouth in equal measure and who is and who isn’t a local rival – sort of! We look at a couple of signings who were on loan at Home Park last year We presumed...

TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 WATFORD 4 - 0 QPR

August 06, 2023 11:02 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MB

PART TWO We speak to Rio who’s o holiday in Crete, Sean makes a great debut call and asks if we have ever scored a quicker goal, we try to talk to PJ in Ireland but the technology gremlins mean that we will have to continue that conversation next time, Martin talks about heart palpitations with our goalkeeper and captain distribution behaviour but reserves special praise for Jeremy Ngakia, Andy see’s Pete’s word of the day (fun) and successfully raises him with an “uplifting” which is a muc...

TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 WATFORD 4 - 0 QPR

August 05, 2023 22:43 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MB

No one, it is said expects the Spanish inquisition - but NO ONE expected this!!! 33 seconds and 1-0 to the good and 4-0 up at half time!!!! Wow!! We all reconvene for the first match at the Vic and the first Post Match Phone In after thrilling performance against the R's who did the double over us last term. Yes the opposition weren't good and we mustn't get carried away - there will be stiffer tests this season and we are still short in the squad - but bloomin 'eck this was fun!!! Though...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - QPR (Home)

August 02, 2023 16:00 - 38 minutes - 53.4 MB

Its (sort of) local rivals QPR coming to the Vic for the opener because their pitch isn’t ready – we ask all the important questions like – where do old scarfs and shirts actually go, why has Justin got a QPR shirt and does that make him a traitor, how do QPR fans remember former Hornets player and manager Glenn Roeder who played for Rangers in the early 80’s, how is Gareth Ainsworth considered after the 5-0 Oxford United pre-season defeat, why is it Watford who always get them going if only...

TWITTER SPACE - PART TWO - CLOSED SEASON, AMPUTEE FOOTBALL, WHO DO WE NEED....

August 01, 2023 17:21 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MB

Part Two of our get together in the run up to the start of the season, we discuss amputee football, what do we need, are things that bad and how hot is it in the Spanish Islands and Florida at the moment and no one seems to know if the Bunker is open on Saturday or not - so everything's back to normal then! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: C...

TWITTER SPACE - PART ONE - CLOSED SEASON, NEW KITS, SOME NEW PLAYERS AND SOCIAL MEDIA

August 01, 2023 09:06 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MB

With the season kick off on Saturday we ease back into Twitter Space world (to ensure that Elon hasn't broken everything) and ask questions about semi final goal scorers, away kits, is it Ismael or Val (Pete still doesnt know!), why is everyone so upset that other people might think something different, why is pre season almost all behind closed doors these days, do we think we will sign anyone before the first game - or the end of the transfer window. Pete bangs on about the Ashes and Justi...

Season Preview PART 2 - The Bad Tempered Bit

July 26, 2023 18:45 - 47 minutes - 64.6 MB

The second part of our pre-season preview is a rather bad tempered affair brought on by the frustrations of a slow transfer window! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Laven...

Season Preview PART 1 - Benjamin Bloom

July 26, 2023 07:07 - 43 minutes - 59.2 MB

In the first part of two we look ahead to the new season with EFL analyst and Vicarage Road good luck charm Benjamin Bloom. Which teams are doing the business transfer wise, which players should we be looking out for and could we all stop insulting him before recording starts? This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holl...

What do you think of the closed season so far? (bearing in mind there's still a way to go!)

July 11, 2023 10:36 - 1 hour - 98.2 MB

The boys get together in order to fail to answer questions submitted, have a look at the 5 word reviews for the closed season so far, talk about the Borehamwood game that some saw and the Arsenal game that was played behind closed doors, the gaps in the squad, the players released, what we suspect might be a strong championship, balancing costs/wages vs being competitive, is sharing starters or chips socially acceptable? Is Bachmann a good fit for Valball? We discuss the Wendover curse might...

ANOTHER RANDOM STREAM OF NONSENSE

June 30, 2023 11:14 - 52 minutes - 72.1 MB

Three grumpy old men convene to moan about pretty much everything! Subjects include (but are not limited to) Elton John anthems and Z-Cars, not Coldplay, Gwynyth Paltrow scented candles, Justin sings - The Lion King, Jimmy Hill's song writing capabilities, Who likes, loathes or is still emotionally processing the home shirt and ask where the red has gone, Barnsley's new home shirt (REALLY!), fixtures on new years day, signings, Pete's continued admiration of Paul Ince, Jake Livermore and Sli...

Inside ParlaciGino - A Tale Of Collaboration, Long Hours, Stress & Empathy (PART 2)

June 19, 2023 13:34 - 1 hour - 94.6 MB

Part two of our Twitter Space where we talk about why certain topics might have been missed in the questioning and we take calls from listeners who want to comment on or ask questions about the event. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parsl...

Inside ParlaciGino - A Tale Of Collaboration, Long Hours, Stress & Empathy (PART 1)

June 19, 2023 12:19 - 47 minutes - 64.6 MB

Part one of our Twitter Space where we discuss the inside story of working with like-minded fans in order to put on the recent Watford FC fan meeting with Gino Pozzo and Scott Duxbury. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von H...

Lend us your kitchen! A baking podcast...

June 02, 2023 10:09 - 55 minutes - 75.7 MB

What starts as an earnest attempt at a podcast descends into eleven final minutes of kicking ideas around about creating a baking vlog with delusions of grandeur. We do touch on the M1 rival's promotion and the alphabet rears it's head, but it's really all about the baking on this one! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not ScratchYour Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC...

TWITTER SPACE - PARLACI, PLAY OFF, PREM RELEGATIONS AND PAPILLON

May 28, 2023 23:02 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

We give an update on Parlai Gino, well Pete goes off on one about the event now scheduled for 15th June, We talk about them up the road getting promoted and those from the Prem coming down and a little bit about butterflies with Uncle Ron and we talk Helen Ward, female role models, murals etc... before Alan joins us having seen Leicester relegated and the players ignore all the young fans :-( COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this ...

DNSYE - 2022/23 Review with Mr Andrew French - Part Three

May 26, 2023 03:00 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MB

We look back on Chris Wilder's short tenure without very much to admire on the pitch but appreciate the managers candour and honesty in terms of the lack of cohesion which was a theme throughout the season. Andrew describes some conversations with the former Sheff United Manager about his thoughts on the games, the team and the club and of course the reaction post Luton on April fools day. We talk about the convoluted Ben Manga interview (which involved much interpretation!) and the move aw...

DNSYE - 2022/23 Review with Mr Andrew French - Part Two

May 25, 2023 11:28 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MB

We talk with Andrew about following the team all over the country and segue of twitter and Friday Night curries, we criticise the combination of Curry, chips and prawn cocktails (including brown bread triangles), we dissect Slaven Bilic's reign, our lack of consistency linked to the culture in place and Andrew's discussions and reflections of the Croatians time at the club. The up and down of the emotions before, during and after the home Derby win and which Carry On film Nathan Jones should...

DNSYE - 2022/23 Review with Mr Andrew French - Part One

May 24, 2023 14:18 - 34 minutes - 47.1 MB

The lads are joined by Mr Andrew French who has now completed his first season back at the Watford Observer and we go through the season starting with the undoubted good news story of the season with the Womens team winning not only their league but also promotion via a play off against Northern Premier Champions Nottingham Forest on a fabulous afternoon at Stadium MK! Also who has provided the most impressive display in a Watford shirt in recent years? We then start the examination of the...

DNSYE - Play offs, Parlaci, Predictions and Alphabet Soup!!

May 19, 2023 18:07 - 43 minutes - 59.3 MB

A bit of a hotch potch really - we talk a bit about the Play Offs possibilities, Pete goes off on one again about Parlaci Gino meaning that for once Justin isn't the most grumpy one on the pod, We go through some more excellent A-Z's and finally put to bed the sickly animal that was this seasons prediction league and then start to plan how we can make it worse next season!!! This episode is sponsored by Nord VPN check out the offer at nordvpn.com/dnsye COYH!!!! This Podcast has been creat...

Promotion Play Off Special - Megan Chandler

May 19, 2023 03:00 - 17 minutes - 15.9 MB

Ahead of the Promotion Play Off final Justin, and Pete talk to Player of Season Megan Chandler about how she first got into football, how she developed her game via the Charlton Athletic School of Excellence and ended up in the US on a Football Scholarship for 4 years. Now in her fourth season at Watford Megan has amongst many of her team mates had an outstanding season but she has also been playing with an injury sustained and simply played on with a brace (Kortney Hause - just saying!). A...

Promotion Play Off Special - Damon Lathrope

May 18, 2023 03:00 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MB

Ahead of the Play Off Final, Justin, and Pete chat with Women’s team manager Damon Lathrope. We hear about hear his playing career cruelly cut short otherwise he might have met Watford in a notable cup match, his move into academy coaching and his introduction to the Womens game at the start of the season and his initial impressions. Damon talks about the exceptional playing, coaching and support staff and he explains his thoughts on the differences between the men and womens games. We go t...

DO NOT SCRATCH YOU EYES - VALERIEN ISMAEL APPINTED - FIRST IMPRESSIONS

May 10, 2023 23:32 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

48 hours after our disappointing season concludes Pozzo &/or Manga waste no time in bringing in brining in a new head coach - former Barnsley and West Brom manager Valerien Ismael. We take a barometer check on initial fan reaction and here from some that it is a Pozzo appointment and others that it is a Manga appointment but either way everyone agrees that unless he's backed he will be out by October, December or the first international break!! One word summaries spell the please (not quit...

DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES - BANNERS, BIN/KEEP, ALPHABET F##K!

May 10, 2023 15:36 - 1 hour - 83.1 MB

We chat with Chris who bought in the "Cowards" banner about having fun with the stewards and fire certificates!!! Really great work Chris!!! Justin decides that Carl and Pete should play a quick fire round but they are having none of it and start bickering We look at the DNSYE End of Season Alphabet Nonsense F- K. Finally in a brief moment of sincerity we remember the late great Eddie Plumley who played a massive and understated role at our club in happier times. RIP. COYH!!!! This Podc...

PART TWO TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Watford 2 - 0 Stoke City

May 09, 2023 12:35 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MB

Part Two of the Post Match Phone in starts with Omar of You ‘Orns waxing lyrical on the women’s team and the lessons to be learned by the mens team, he then upsets Pete with a play off prediction that frightened us all!! 😊 Sean joins us and explains how hard it is for a new young fan to get a ticket in terms of fan ID arrangements and then explains the police presence outside of the ground may have more to do with Stoke City and might be unconnected to the extra stewarding that the club has...

PART ONE TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Watford 2-0 Stoke City

May 08, 2023 23:15 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MB

So, the season for the men finally comes to a close, as we all knew weeks ago, we weren’t going to make the play offs – except that the Women’s team has made the play off final for promotion. Wendover starts the ball rolling in terms of the apathy towards the season, an appreciation of going two up top and the need for some shithouses in the squad, Pete doesn’t know what day it is, Alan joins us in congratulating the women’s team and look forward to next season with some hope for better. J...

Watford Women FANWL Southern Premier Champions

May 07, 2023 19:00 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MB

Savour the atmosphere of a good day out in Billericay (words that have never been used before we suspect) as the Womens team battle the Essex side whilst we wait to hear how Ipswich and Oxford battle out - to say it is a happy ending is probably not a spoiler. We chat to legend, mural subject and purveyor of fine chocolate brownies Helen Ward at the end and look forward to a rematch against Forest in the battle for promotion on 20th May! Do excuse the distorted bits but Pete is an idiot! C...

The Opposition View NOT! PART 2 - Stoke City (H) Parlaci Gino Update & Final Predictions

May 04, 2023 08:54 - 33 minutes - 45.5 MB

Here is part two of the non-attending Stoke City Opposition View. Peter gives an update on Parlaci Gino (please go to our pinned tweet and fill in the questionnaire), the final NAIL-BITING predictions are handed in and then we listen to Carl struggle with AI as it gives him a lecture on making predictions on sporting events! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to ...

The Opposition View NOT! - Stoke City (Home) plus Alphabet Nonsense A-E

May 03, 2023 15:13 - 43 minutes - 60.3 MB

So Stoke City can't be bothered to turn but its no biggy!! It's all a dead rubber and we have other rubbish to talk about!! The Player of the Season gets short shrift, Javi Gracia being shown the door at Leeds United, Carls Xmas present, Roy Hodgson (AGAIN!!!), Justin reviews SEJ merchandise and Carl tries to work out how many tampons fit in a "clutch bag"! We go through the first 5 days of the "DNSYE End of Season Alphabet Nonsense" which has some of the worst intro music ever produced fo...

PART TWO POST MATCH FAN REACTION - Sunderland 2 - 2 Watford

April 30, 2023 02:58 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MB

Part 2 of our post Sunderland discussion sees Uncle Ron trying to reminisce about midfielders of old whilst trying to hide from his son (his son eventually tracks him down), Pete (Ecuadorian 2nd Division expert) talks about Parlaci Gino and learning from our mistakes, Paul is all organised and has a list of four topics to discuss which we do indeed discuss, Alex joins us to express disappointment that we lost yet another 2-0 lead but also to tell us about a new Ryan Porteous song that he the...

PART ONE POST MATCH FAN REACTION - Sunderland 2 - 2 Watford

April 29, 2023 21:42 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MB

This is rough and raw as the twitter spaces on twitter stopped replaying so here we are: After throwing away another 2-0 lead Rich starts us off with a call to be heard against Stoke at the last game, Pete bangs on relentlessly about the Parlaci Gino and ask people to provide their questions online, We find out about Mrs Wendover's lasagne, Mrs Wendover Senior and Greg's bank holiday diet! We speak to Ellie who was in Aldi and Mike from "Voices from the Vic" whose girlfriend doesnt think Wa...

The Opposition View - Sunderland (Away)

April 26, 2023 12:19 - 34 minutes - 47.3 MB

We’re joined by Ant from The Roker Report as we...well look forward might be too strong...preview, yes that's it, preview the match on Saturday. The usual offerings are all here: the star man, Sunderland 1.2.3 (where we find out Wilf Rostron's real name), the prediction league etc. The bleep machine has the dust blown off it before catching fire through overuse. For the love of God, how many more games before we see the end of this turgid uninspiring season? COYH - really? COYH? More like...

PART TWO POST MATCH FAN REACTION - Hull City 1 - 0 Watford

April 23, 2023 08:29 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MB

Mal joins us from the road and has good words for Kamara working hard but most importantly acknowledging the supporters who travelled at the end of the game. Mal passes the supporters coach and gets a wave, we are joined by Rookery Boi (Happy Birthday today sir!) for an excellent debut call pointing out the we are now top…..of the bottom half of the table!! We talk to the Chorleywood Common tourist department that is John Parslow and pontificate about what Hull is called before we discuss ...

PART ONE POST MATCH FAN REACTION - Hull City 1 - 0 Watford

April 22, 2023 23:09 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MB

We reflect on a disappointing performance away Paul joins us and is the first to deal with another of Pete's stupid question about signing players leaving cards and gives it and the performance short shrift, Wendover Horn joins us from his boudoir and starts talking about Andrew French's interviews, transfers and diets (not just using Photoshop instead Pete!), Louis discusses reality, Nigerian curses and a lack of connection since Troy left, Jack joins us from the US and explains Tommy Moon...

PART TWO TWITTER SPACE FAN REACTION - Watford 1-3 Cardiff City

April 21, 2023 08:51 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MB

Sorry for the delay getting this out. In part two of the Cardiff Post Mortem: We speak to Loyal Hornet who captures the mood perfectly and then to Danny who walked 70 miles for to raise money for the Turkish Earthquake relief effort but feels completely disconnected from the club at present echoing the feelings of many fans, we talk John Parslow who’s dog was as lethargic as the Watford team after 15 minutes of play but is quite willing to bark! John emotes not knowing quite why he has cal...