Dispatches from the Weird
161 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsWe've never turned a sinner form our doors.
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We Belong Dead #20
February 12, 2016 05:53 - 68.2 MBAaaand we’re back! After another brief hiatus, Lono and Ian have returned to give our loyal listeners the horror goodness that they so fervently crave. This is a music heavy episode as we lament the loss of legends Lemmy Kilmister and David Bowie. But don’t worry, we’ve still got all your favorite bits as we … Continue reading We Belong Dead #20 →
We Belong Dead #19
December 24, 2015 16:51 - 67.4 MBAfter a bit of a hiatus, your favorite horror crazed cinephiles are indeed back and better than ever! We’re bringing the back all of the classics with Vs., The Hat Game (with a new and improved hat!), a “tasty” recast, and one of the best Lono pitched movie ideas to date. And don’t forget to … Continue reading We Belong Dead #19 →
Dispatches from the Weird #6
December 21, 2015 01:46 - 82.2 MBIn this episode save Christmas by solving real world problems. We discuss the best Christmas movies. Ben’s tries to keep up as his mind starts working slower than Richie and Aaron’s minds. And we dust off the D20’s and play a special CHRISTMAS themed edition of Dispatches and Dragons! And remember. #isisquitit download
We Bel0ng Dead “Childhood Horror Special”
December 18, 2015 13:47 - 80 MBAt long last, the fabled, nearly lost, recorded months ago, “We Belong Dead” podcast SPECIAL, and the subject is one near and dear to our greasy little hearts, CHILDHOOD HORROR! Those movies you were too young to see, but did anyway, even if it meant weeks of nightmares! Those creepy TV shows you just had … Continue reading We Bel0ng Dead “Childhood Horror Special” →
We Belong Dead 31 Days of Horror
November 24, 2015 02:52 - 76.4 MBWelcome back boils and ghouls! It’s the episode you’ve all been waiting for (in a slightly more timely fashion than last year), our annual 31 Days of Horror Show! This episode is a little more streamlined than usual as most of our normal show bits set aside so that we can cram as much horror … Continue reading We Belong Dead 31 Days of Horror →
Dispatches from the Weird #5
November 15, 2015 21:16 - 65.5 MBIn this episode, we are joined by Dispatches from the Weird’s own local professional wrestling phenom “Dancin” Steven Smith. he shares his personal stories of professional wrestling training. Ben shares his experiences and hallucinations from taking anti-depressants. Mark Warmer invents to popomatic bubble. And we ressurect the Bamboo Pole Trivia game! download
We Belong Dead Halloween Spookfuckular
October 30, 2015 04:28 - 79.8 MBAlright guys and ghouls, we’ve got a special treat to fill your greasy little hearts with glee! For this year’s Halloween Spookfuckular we have given you not one, but TWO film commentaries as we tackle the fantastic Tales from the Crypt flicks Demon Knight and Bordello of Blood! So sit back, relax, and listen as … Continue reading We Belong Dead Halloween Spookfuckular →
We Belong Dead #18
October 29, 2015 00:56 - 51.2 MBThis week we offer up a streamlined episode as we’ve already got all kinds of other goodies headed your way very soon! We start off on a bittersweet note (no, nobody died this week that we know of) as we bid farewell to our favorite horror themed musical act, Harley Poe. Then we bring back … Continue reading We Belong Dead #18 →
We Belond Dead #17
October 24, 2015 22:03 - 61.8 MBIt’s yet again on a sad note that we begin this week’s episode as we discuss a titan of the industry (whom Lono may or may not have talked shit about last week) who has fallen, Mr. Wes Craven. After drying our eyes and pouring out a sip of our Arnold Palmers, we get back … Continue reading We Belond Dead #17 →
Dispatches from the Weird S06E04
October 19, 2015 04:10 - 86.4 MBIn this episode we discuss whether or not we are Tough Enough. We also muse about the importance of old television show theme songs and how desperately Dispatches from the Weird needs an 80’s tv show theme song. Get to work, fans. Also, MORE Dungeons and Dragons! Richie also got a paper wallet. download
We Belond Dead #16
October 12, 2015 17:33 - 78.6 MBHey kiddies, we’ve got a helluva show for you this time! Hope you like our recast segment because this week’s is one for the ages. We’ve finally gotten to one of the most seminal zombie flicks of all time, Return of the Living Dead! This is probably the most extensive recast that we’ve done, so … Continue reading We Belond Dead #16 →
We Belong Dead #15
September 29, 2015 17:37 - 54.7 MBWBD Episode 15 This week we say goodbye to another goliath of the entertainment industry, Mr. Rowdy Roddy Piper. Then after Ian and Lono fix their running mascara (damn it the package said waterproof!) it’s back to business as usual. We do a director spotlight on the incredibly talented Don Coscarreli, recast Texas Chainsaw Massacre … Continue reading We Belong Dead #15 →
We Belong Dead: The Williamsburg Tapes
September 03, 2015 02:34 - 52.3 MBHere, in 3 parts, broken up by 3 AC/DC songs (to annoy Ian), is every audio missive the boys recorded during their historic trip to Williamsburg. Warts and all, drunk, stoned,exhausted, excited,and raw, these are the thoughts of yer 2 fearless hosts, nervous before the live show, drunk in the afterglow, and crazed after a … Continue reading We Belong Dead: The Williamsburg Tapes →
We Belong Dead Exclusive: David Naughton Speaks!!!
September 03, 2015 02:30 - 24.3 MBWe told you for weeks we would do it, and NOW, here it is, the WBD EXCLUSIVE conversation with the icon of Lycanthropy, David (FREAKING) Naughton! Mr. Naughton gave us about 30min. on the last day of the STC con, to pick his brain about everything from An American Werewolf in London, his guest spot … Continue reading We Belong Dead Exclusive: David Naughton Speaks!!! →
We Belong Dead LIVE from Scares that Care!
September 03, 2015 02:29 - 69 MBWe Belong Dead: LIVE at the Scares That Care Weekend Convention!!! The FIRST ever LIVE show for your favorite horror punks, Lono and Ian, finds them smack dab in colonial Williamsburg, VA for the 2nd annual SCARES THAT CARE Weekend Convention! Join the boys as they try their damndest to entertain a crowd of raucous … Continue reading We Belong Dead LIVE from Scares that Care! →
We Belong Dead – Special Scares that Care Edition
July 22, 2015 21:11 - 36 MBHey there loyal listeners! This week Lono and Ian change things up a bit in preparation for Scares That Care weekend. We go over some news and ramble a bit in typical WBD fashion, but then we go on to spend the rest of the episode going over what’s coming up this weekend. We go … Continue reading We Belong Dead – Special Scares that Care Edition →
We Belong Dead #14
July 21, 2015 09:27 - 59.1 MBIn this week’s episode of We Belong Dead, we reveal some big news because WE’RE DOING A LIVE PANEL SHOW AT SCARES THAT CARE!!! WOOOOO!!!……ahem… We also get almost as excited as that as we geek out over the newly released Ash Vs. Evil Dead trailer (seriously, this looks perfect) and go over some other … Continue reading We Belong Dead #14 →
Radio L.O.N.O. #9
July 20, 2015 16:25Back from the seemingly dead, here, at long last, is a fresh, and I mean “fresh” episode of that wacked-out wonder you just can’t keep outta yer ears, RADIO: LONO returns!!! The nearly lost “Drunk Episode” is now yers, in all it’s scattershot glory! Joining Lono in the studio is the oft mentioned, sexy wild … Continue reading Radio L.O.N.O. #9 →
We Belong Dead #13
July 20, 2015 16:21 - 62.3 MBIs 13 truly unlucky? Or is that all just a big ol pile of horse shit? Find out today on the newest episode of We Belong Dead! This week we go over some horror news, pimp out Shudder.com, do a long overdue director spotlight on John Carpenter. Then we recast the fantastic vampire flick Near … Continue reading We Belong Dead #13 →
We Belong Dead #12
July 15, 2015 08:33 - 74.1 MBOnce again our intrepid hosts are forced to being an episode by paying tribute to another great lost force in the genre, Art Weingertner himself, the awesome Rick Ducommun. Further along in this trip, Lono reveals his classy invitation to help beta test AMC’s streaming horror service, SHUDDER! Ian forces Lono to borrow a werewolf … Continue reading We Belong Dead #12 →
Dispatches from the Weird S06E03
July 04, 2015 20:37 - 81.2 MBIn this episode we discuss the current gay marriage situation and the rebel flag goings-ons. And Nathan Potatoe and Kerras get down on some Minotaur Mage dungeon action. download
We Belong Dead #11
July 04, 2015 20:28 - 52.7 MBWe kick off this episode with the unfortunate tradition of spotlighting a horror film titan who has left us while leaving behind a great body of work. This week the great Sir Christopher Lee has passed on and we spend some time celebrating his career. Then we move on to brighter topics by doing a … Continue reading We Belong Dead #11 →
The Braincell #1
July 04, 2015 20:26 - 41.3 MBLock your brain in the cell with Joe, and his friends as they discuss different topics that may include; metal and punk music, good movies, awesome comics, horror, and crazy life events that will either make you laugh or simply piss you off. So grab your favorite beverage or smoke of choice and tune in … Continue reading The Braincell #1 →
We Belong Dead #10
July 04, 2015 20:18 - 56 MBGet ready to feast your ear holes on another heaping serving of We Belong Dead! This week we get hyped for Scares That Care, do a director spotlight on Rob Zombie (fuck you, he’s awesome), and finish off our recast of the Clive Barker trifecta with Nightbreed! We also bring you some groovy tunes and … Continue reading We Belong Dead #10 →
We Belong Dead #9
July 02, 2015 21:16 - 79.2 MBHi ho kiddies! Get ready for another twisted episode of We Belong Dead! This week we start things off by going over quite a bit of horror news for once! Crazy right? We’ve got quite a bit of cool stuff headed your way with a director spotlight on Guillermo del Toro (of Hellboy 2 fame, … Continue reading We Belong Dead #9 →
Dispatches from the Weird s06e02
July 02, 2015 21:15 - 87.2 MBIn this triumphant return of Dispatches from the Weird we crank out some more epic D&Dness with the help of Ian from the podcasts “We belong Dead” and “RIJCAST”. download
We Belong Dead #8
July 02, 2015 21:14 - 92.6 MBHold onto your hats kiddies, we’ve got a special episode for ya! This week we have our first (technically returning) special guest as Jake from RIJcast stops by to discuss his newly acquired horror expertise. Jake took on the monumental task of burning through every Friday the 13th flick for the first time ever (yes, … Continue reading We Belong Dead #8 →
We Belong Dead #7
July 02, 2015 21:13 - 64.4 MBJoin us on this episode of We Belong Dead as your faithful hosts Lono and Ian realize that they’re officially old as hell. That’s ok though, because we’re moving closer and closer to Crypt Keeper status! This week we talk about live panel shows, discuss horror legend Malcolm McDowell for a bit, and get into … Continue reading We Belong Dead #7 →
We Belong Dead #6
July 02, 2015 21:13We Belong Dead #6 Welcome back to another episode of We Belong Dead, the podcast your momma warned you about. We’ve got some real treats for you this week as Ian makes his triumphant medicated return while he and Lono tackle the big issues. We get into some news before we spotlight a director who … Continue reading We Belong Dead #6 →
Dispatches from the Weird s06e01
July 02, 2015 21:12 - 71 MBThe triumphant return of Dispatches from the Weird is here. Brand new season. Brand new chaos. In this episode we break in the new podcasting studio, we try to explain, once again, WHY this is a brand new season of DFTW. We discuss racially charged issues, the awesomeness of George Takei, and the sexiness of … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s06e01 →
We Belong Dead #5
July 02, 2015 21:11 - 64.6 MBWelcome to an all new and frightful episode of We Belong Dead! This week, your horror hosts take on all kinds of spooky subjects! We’ve got news, we’ve got reviews, we’ve got seasonally appropriate movie viewings. Next, this episode has one of the best horror recasts to date as we tackle a seminal (as in … Continue reading We Belong Dead #5 →
Dispatches from the Weird s06e0
July 02, 2015 21:11 - 26.3 MBConsider this a preview of things to come from the NEW season of Dispatches from the Weird. Season 6…COMING SOON. download
We Belong Dead #4
July 02, 2015 21:10 - 71.1 MBWelcome back to a new and frightful edition of We Belong Dead! In Episode 4, we delve into a smorgasbord of horror delights! We talk horror news including some new (if somewhat disappointing) footage from a beloved flick, some upcoming releases, and just general horror headlines. Next up is a regrettable recast that leaves both … Continue reading We Belong Dead #4 →
We Belong Dead #3
July 01, 2015 23:22 - 63.1 MBWhen last we left our horrendous heroes, Lono and Ian were mapping out part 2 of their trek through all that is grotesque for their 31 Days of Horror! In this week’s episode, in as timely and topical a fashion as ever, we go through what we consider to be the best and most important … Continue reading We Belong Dead #3 →
We Belong Dead #2 Part 2
July 01, 2015 23:21 - 52.7 MB\ At long last we can all rejoice as Lono has decided to FINALLY release episode 2 part 2 of his ongoing horror-chat journey, We Belong Dead! In this extra saucy 2-parter, Lono and his trusty co-pilot Ian sift thru the 62 films they gorged on throughout the wicked month of Oct, way back in … Continue reading We Belong Dead #2 Part 2 →
Dispatches from the Weird s05e29
July 01, 2015 23:21 - 90.3 MBIn this special EXTRA LONG episode of Dispatches from the weird we take a hit to our electrical systems in a surpise attack that was probably launched by ISIS. But we recover and we prep Richie the noob for his grand foray in to the world that is Dungeons and Dragons. Join Nathan Potatoe the … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e29 →
We Belong Dead #2
July 01, 2015 23:20 - 48.9 MBAt long last we can all rejoice as Lono has decided to FINALLY release episode 2 of his ongoing horror-chat journey, We Belong Dead! In this extra saucy 2-parter, Lono and his trusty co-pilot Ian sift thru the 62 films they gorged on throughout the wicked month of Oct, way back in 2014! Were any … Continue reading We Belong Dead #2 →
Dispatches from the Weird s05e28
July 01, 2015 23:20 - 65.4 MBIn this episode we discuss the carney-like origins of the Church of Satan, where Lou Bega currently is in his career, proper etiquette when stealing money, and how much Ben learned about himself at the local Pokemon trading card game tournaments. We also play a new improv game called “Rory’s story cubes.” download
Dispatches from the Weird s05e27
July 01, 2015 23:19 - 62.1 MBAaron and Ben forget what podcast they’re on and keep trying to derail the conversation with geeky shit. Richie finally watched Guardians of the Galaxy and gives his thoughts. Ben gives dishes on his negative experience watching TUSK, and we talk about what REAL podcasting is. Listen. Tell your friends. Share, like, repost. We ARE … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e27 →
Dispatches from the Weird s05e26
July 01, 2015 23:18 - 63.5 MBIn this special Semi-lost episode of Dispatches from the Weird Ben explains to Richie how awesome Gaston from Beauty and the Beast is. They also flip out over how awesome the title tracks for both the animated and live action Robin Hood movies are. Ben explains how he catfished a bunch of online rpg’ers. Also, … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e26 →
Dispatches from the Weird s05e25
July 01, 2015 23:17 - 68.5 MBThis podcast just had its insurance rates drop. Thats right. Episode twenty five! We delve in to some serious talk at first, breakign it down in to some real, real shit. It gets slightly depressing, but also slightly uplifting. It was necessary. It won’t make you cry. But it also wont make you feel good. … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e25 →
Streamatorium “The Blob Remake”
July 01, 2015 23:16 - 59.2 MBHappy Halloween, you nasty bastards. Ben and Richie pop out an epic piece of podcast gold in this special, annual, sexual, Halloween SPOOKFUCKULAR! The blob remake is watched and discussed at full length. Gooey blob bits devouring fleshy bodies. Mocking Jay doritos are devoured by Ben at blob-like speeds. Richie defends rambunctious, destructive teens. And … Continue reading Streamatorium “The Blob Remake” →
Dispatches from the Weird s05e24
July 01, 2015 23:15 - 55.7 MBSpecial guests up in this episode! We are joined by special guest Ian from Rijcast, and studio audience Pink Ranger. Ben details his experiences at a basement tatoo party. Richie is introduced to the glory of Midi files. Ben cries about his beard envy, and the Ghostbusters Midi file trivia game is played. This time … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e24 →
Conversations with the Weird “Joe Whiteford of Harley Poe returns”
July 01, 2015 23:15 - 51.7 MBIn the shadowy distance, under a crimson red moon, the rebellious hollerin’ of 3 warriors approaching echoes. As they trudge along the swampy darkness, leaving in their wake, scorched earth and shattered hearts, the “innocent” among us weep, as the sinners grin in wicked wicked abandon… No wait… …oh damn. #KokomoDrifter That’s my bad. Turns … Continue reading Conversations with the Weird “Joe Whiteford of Harley Poe returns” →
Dispatches from the Weird s05e23
July 01, 2015 23:13 - 68.5 MBIn this episode we are joined by the infamous Walt Winfrey, champion of nipple clamps, who helps us jump through the podcast hoops of peril as we discuss such great topics as depression, the death of Rob Williams, Ice bucket challenges, chip clips on dicks, and the underground culture growing behind the e-cigarette. We also … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e23 →
Dispatches from the Weird s05e22
July 01, 2015 23:13 - 67.7 MBLove keeps us together in this episode as frequent contributer Aaron joins us for this night’s debauchery. Lono reviews the new horror app sensation called “The Crypt”. We discuss the horror and terror of finding snakes. Lono lists all the many times he’s seen naked black people. And we geek out over the Dune move … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e22 →
We Belong Dead #1
July 01, 2015 23:12 - 66.1 MBWE BELONG DEAD: Ep. 1 At long last, the maiden voyage of a podcast series 36 years in the making, lifelong horror-geek and self-proclaimed small-town podcast mogul, Lono, now unearths for the masses his first ever horror-ONLY podcast, “We Belong Dead”!!! Taking on a new co-pilot every show, Lono will guide you through the good, … Continue reading We Belong Dead #1 →
Dispatches from the Weird s05e21
July 01, 2015 23:11 - 63.6 MBIn this episode we ask you tome come sail away with us to another world were we can rely on eachother. Uh huh. From one corner to another. Uh huh. We also discuss the rappings of former rapper Pras, and the cookie monster-like rhymes of the late great Ol’ Dirty Bastard. Lono calls out pregnant … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e21 →
Radio L.O.N.O. #8
July 01, 2015 23:10 - 60.4 MBYou know him…you tolerate him…And now he’s in the studio with Lono, spinning some of his own favorite tracks to get all you sinners shakin’ and squealin’!!! That’s right, this week the infrequent Carl joins Lono to co-pilot you through the grime and muck that makes up the music we here in the bunker just … Continue reading Radio L.O.N.O. #8 →