EP-2 Hygiene Hijinks
Dim-Witty
English - September 24, 2019 23:09 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsImprov Comedy Society & Culture Philosophy sleepycast comedy dimwitty zoomers dickshow Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
Our society does not contain many black and white issues, but one that has kept us all sane with its stability now seems to be degrading. An issue vital to all aspects of our relationships, work, and society. Now as the walls of gender collapse, this rule of life is coming down with those walls. Men are now taking longer than women to get ready.
*THE FOLLOWING IS FOR MEN, THOSE IDIOTS NEED THIS*
If you are one of these man-lets that is allowing the pendulum to swing into the favors of the opposite sex, then you are betraying all of your fellow men. You need to pretend that you are in the military with your morning hygiene, timing each action and completing it to the highest standards of speed and precision. What is that? Your skin is dry and you want to lotion it? Do you know how much time that is going to give to the women every day? Unacceptable!
Straighten up and figure out how to get ready quickly, as the fabric of our society depends on it. Once you do, you will be able to enjoy some benefits like, eating a whole nother meal while the lady in your life gets ready, go and start the car, revving it in anticipation, just to gain the joy of stressing her out, and lastly, you can now stand around with your guy friends, and complain about yet another annoying thing women do.
*END*
Women, you are great and we all love the fact that you take time to get ready, you come out smelling nice and looking beautiful. Never change.
Big thanks to Antti Luode for making the music used in the show:
http://anttismusic.blogspot.com/
https://www.soundclick.com/bands3/default.cfm?bandID=678627
https://twitter.com/aluode?lang=en
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