EP-1 The Plague on Modern Transportation
Dim-Witty
English - September 17, 2019 21:34 - 1 hour - 65.3 MB - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsImprov Comedy Society & Culture Philosophy sleepycast comedy dimwitty zoomers dickshow Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
Is your daily commute a horrible damper on your life? Is your therapist telling you that you should up your depression treatment?
Well now there is a culture that will turn your entire life around! Cycling is a *BRAND NEW* way to spice up your way to work! All that you have to do is invest money, time, and your dignity in order to turn your entire life around. You can now complain to everyone that has the misfortune of being in a conversation with you about how much you love cycling and hate all of the jack-ass drivers that you encounter through-out the day.
Wait, but now that you have this pussy life of biking your unfit ass around and leaving every room you enter smelling like a donkey’s swamp ass, you can’t get laid!
Well, in the pilot episode of Dim-Witty, Josh and Jeb somehow talk about bicycles for a whole hour. They do little to empathize with cyclists and mostly just shit all over them and what they love. The Dimwits then called their friend Austin, who happens to bike everyday to work and school. They try to get him to agree with them that bikes are stupid, and somehow they mostly succeed. In the end you will find a solution to your terrible new cycling investment and a way out of the life of being a loser.
Big thanks to Antti Luode for making the music used in the show:
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