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Dice Crimes – D&D – S1E6 – Sophisticated Axe-ents
January 01, 2019 03:18 - 5 MBDice Crimes continue the D&D actual play. A little less investigation, a little more action!
Dice Crimes – D&D – S1E5 – Romancing the Scones
May 05, 2018 02:52 - 30.8 MBAnother episode of Dungeons and Dragons, but still no flying reptiles or subterranean jails to be seen. There is initiative rolled in this episode! They’re still on the hunt for the cause of murder, disappearances, and undeath in this small village of Marais de Terascon, but they are closing in on one of the most […]
Dice Crimes – D&D – S1E4 – Episode Flatlining
April 19, 2018 04:02 - 33.9 MBIn this episode, we prove why we don’t charge for this stuff. DM is missing notes and books. Players are missing pages. We’re all missing the good jokes. But there’s soooooo much character development, role playing, and Dwarven accents, it’s going to make up for it. See if I’m keeping my promise by listening in. […]
Dice Crimes – D&D – S1E3 – CSI:Swamp
April 01, 2018 22:21 - 29.9 MBThere’s a storm a-brewin’ in this here town. Village, really. It’s not big enough for the adventurers AND the undead. So listen to this episode where the Dice Criminals attempt to locate where and why the undead won’t stay *Puts on sunglasses* downtown. YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save […]
Dice Crimes – D&D – S1E2 – Card Tricks
March 07, 2018 00:00 - 34.8 MBThere’s only so many episodes that can begin and end in a swamp. The band of adventurers find some people who don’t intend to leave them behind, and then try to leave behind a lonely person. No one said they were GOOD adventurers, apparently. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save […]
Dice Crimes – D&D – Season 1 Episode 1 – Moovin’ On
February 21, 2018 00:00 - 39 MBNew game! New session! It’s time to join Mark, Rob, Izzy, Kirk, and Sean for Dungeons AND/OR Dragons. There might be some. There might be none. There could be both! Hear the beginning of a tale about these heroes. Of course it begins in an inn. Where else would it mooooove on from? If you […]
Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E6 – No Country for Old Marines
February 14, 2018 05:35 - 53.1 MBThere’s a lot of… everything in this episode. It’s a doozy! It’s the end of Deathwatch RPG for Dice Crimes. Come back just next week and we’ll have another episode of the new game we’re running next. In the meantime, hug your Brothers one last time as we say goodbye to these Space Marines. If […]
Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E5 – The Lordkillers
January 21, 2018 05:36 - 23.6 MBNightlords! The Traitor Legion of terror. These guys should be serious nemeses. If only these guys stood a chance. Do I mean the Night Lords or the Deathwatch marines? You’ll have to listen to find out. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save your breath. If you want to tell us […]
Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E4 – The Marine Who Wasn’t There
January 08, 2018 04:30 - 20.2 MBThey were missing a brother from another Primarch, and didn’t know it. Now he’s here. Does more help improve their ability to find the enemy? Sort of. It makes them a bigger group and a bigger target! But they at least see their enemies now… If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, […]
Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E3 – Tolerable Cruelty
November 24, 2017 23:06 - 25.4 MBThey are on a roll now. Brother. There’s combat, map puzzles, and voices speaking to them, Brother, from all around. They are so focused, so it’s understandable if there’s accidental heretic crushing en route to finding the sadistic individual they are chasing. Brother, don’t let the screams of the heretics sway you from listening to […]
Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E2 – There Will Be Bells
November 08, 2017 04:17 - 31.6 MBStep into the audible armory, Brother, and prepare for a vox-transmission that will make the pain glove seem like the Emperor’s Mercy. Deathwatch continues, but pay attention, Brother, as the Codex Astartes level tactics masterfully play out as the Frater Dicius Crimus Chapter move locations in the search for their target. The bell tower tolls […]
Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E1 – Brother, Where Art Thou Shooting?
October 19, 2017 02:32 - 24.6 MBLet me tell you something, Brother! Dice Crimes is back, and bringing the light of the Holy Emperor of Mankind to the dark reaches of the Imperium. Izzy runs the group of Lee, Will, and Alex as Deathwatch Space Marines on a mission. But, Brother, you’ve never seen marines like these… Listen, Brother! If you […]
Dice Crimes Everyone is John – E3 – Puppies!
October 03, 2017 22:00 - 15.7 MBIf you haven’t liked Everyone is John, this is the last one. But if you think it’s incredible, like watching a train derail at the same moment a plane is crashing on the same spot, all caught on Hollywood cameras, well… you’re almost right. Just, turn it up a bit more. Listen and find out […]
Dice Crimes Everyone is John – E2 – I’m Not Getting This Job
September 21, 2017 01:04 - 36.5 MBMaybe I should have put the warning on the last one? It’s not like you’ve ever heard one of the Dice Crimes crew murder an NPC during OUR podcast. No, sir or madam, not on OUR podcast. Clean living and no dancing; that’s our podcast. This episode definitely does NOT have bus take overs, fist […]
Dice Crimes Everyone is John – E1 – Six to Eight
September 10, 2017 03:12 - 25 MBThis one is really different. I know I said Gamma World was different, and a few of the shadowruns were different. But this is out there. Just to reassure you, everyone at Dice Crimes takes mental health very seriously… except in this series. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save your […]
Dice Crimes – Status Update and Future Plans 2017
September 05, 2017 12:29Dice Criminals – we’ve been gone for two months. Before last episode, we were getting inconsistent. We’re sorry! You all deserve an explanation. The main reason is that I, Mark, can’t juggle the five month old baby, editing, posting, a law practice that has gotten a bit more than just “busy” lately, and making sure […]
Dice Crimes Gamma World – E5 – The Red Button
July 04, 2017 20:52 - 45.7 MBThis is it! Gamma World conclusion, and the Dice Criminals have the Porker HQ in view. Will Doug get squished trying to sabotage the hogs? Will the red button make this adventure any easier for them? What could possibly fill up an entire building occupied by sentient pork? If you want to heap praise and […]
Dice Crimes Gamma World – E4 – Mr-Dr-Wz
June 12, 2017 05:11 - 28.7 MBThey start in the weird tower, and it doesn’t get better. In fact, we cut out huge chunks where weird gamma world alternate universes collided, making the story of their meeting with the Wizard and the subsequent scouting out of the Throw Trof base sound even weirder. You’ll have to listen to hear where we don’t […]
Dice Crimes Gamma World – E3 – Organic Matters
May 24, 2017 04:22 - 27.2 MBIn this episode, the players are off to see the wizard. No emerald city, but it is a wondrous place with strange things. Well, strange for anywhere else but Gamma World. Come listen about how robots want to live the good life like you do. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, […]
Dice Crimes Gamma World – E2 – Ssslow Leaksss
May 01, 2017 02:54 - 24.8 MBThe Dice Crimersss keep trying to make sssenssse of Gamma World. They finish their fight and try to figure out what the lay of the land isss. There’sss a problem with how thisss episode sssounds. It is a bit inconsssistent. You might notice it coming and going out. ssssssss. There is no popping or hisssing […]
Dice Crimes – Gamma World – E1 – Random Possibilities
April 08, 2017 02:13 - 27.6 MBWelcome back to Dice Crimes, where life is strange! Gamma World. Join the Dice Crimes crew, minus Izzy but adding Rob for a few sessions, as they venture into a land which seems so alien, yet vaguely familiar. I joke about them not knowing what they’re doing a lot – but in this one, […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 24 – This is Broken
March 28, 2017 05:02 - 35.2 MBThere’s rules, and sometimes you break them. And sometimes the rules break you. Or your GM’s perfectly laid plans on how to end an adventure. And then Gramps happens. It is broken. Thanks for listening to 3 seasons of Shadowrun. Due to real life events, the next 2-3 months will be material recorded by Lee […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 23 – What A Long Strange Trip It’s Been
March 19, 2017 19:21 - 35.4 MBThis trip, which has been both weird and lengthy, is coming to an end. The Dice Crimes crew are where Teresa has been leading them for the past two weeks. They can almost see what is ahead, and then they can’t. And then they have no idea what they’re doing. But, uh, everything’s perfectly all […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 22 – Crocodiles with Keyboards
March 02, 2017 02:30 - 30 MBSECRETS REVEALED! Their fears were founded. Alliterations were allowed. Confessions come one after another as the Runners are SO CLOSE to their new goal. What could be left for a season finale? Listen and find out! If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save your breath. If you want to tell us […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 21 – It Hearse
February 23, 2017 03:03 - 31.5 MBThe trip continues from last episode, with the Runners covering more ground on their Eastward journey. Find out who the third favorite is by being our favorite listener and continuing to the end. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save your breath. If you want to tell us about how well […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 20 – ROAD TRIP!
February 04, 2017 01:59 - 26.8 MBJoin the runners on their road trip…literally to nowhere. And I think they find nowhere in the hills of Argh-Kansas. You know where you’re going? NOWHERE! Yes, nowhere. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save your breath. If you want to tell us what your found when you got to nowhere, […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 19 – Argh-Kansas
January 19, 2017 02:40 - 20.9 MBThe road trip ends and the runners rest up at first, but then the real road trip begins. Also… twist! Maybe the road trip is almost over? Or maybe its a lot of little road trips that each exist in their own little continuum. You’ll have to listen to figure out if these cats are […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 18 – 99 Hot Air Balloons
January 12, 2017 04:40 - 29.3 MBThe runners have been sticking to the new plan, and the new plan is trying not to get into a random encounter. Guess what! They failed. Entertainment ensues, mostly for you. Being stuck in a van or podcast room with these dudes so much will really make you want to fly away. ALSO: Stay tuned […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 17 – Involves a Lot of Screaming
December 29, 2016 15:27 - 30.4 MBThe title says screaming, but there’s really more laughter. The runners are done getting shot at, for a little while, but need to be scarce. They decide to negotiate for some more supplies and then try to come up with a new method of hiding T.X.. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 16 – 100 Eagle Lengths Away
December 19, 2016 04:04 - 33.7 MBLet me tell you about how great this episode is: a Stanley’s hacking reaches new heights, Abstract counter-snipes, Marionette plays games with Death, and Gramps gets half dressed. And WHILE doing all this, we develop a system of measurement superior to either the metric system OR imperial systems, as neither have a unit of distance […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 15 – Red Flags
December 07, 2016 03:02 - 23.5 MBThere are a lot of penalties and horrible rolls in this episode. It’s part of why it’s SO GOOD. Hear the crispy sizzling sound of more edge being burned and spent. Will the runners turn the tide against the super-awesome-commandos? If I told you more, you’d have no reason to listen! WARNING: Our RSS feed […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 14 – He Knows No Limits
November 28, 2016 04:25 - 28.7 MBWARNING: Our RSS feed is changing December 1st. If you use something other than iTunes or Google Play, make sure to update the RSS feed December 1st to ensure you don’t miss an episode! Check back to this page for the new RSS feed. COMBAT! After a recording error. The runners might be meeting their […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 13 – Swearing and Shouting
November 14, 2016 04:45 - 30.2 MBWARNING: Our RSS feed is changing December 1st. If you use something other than iTunes or Google Play, make sure to update the RSS feed December 1st to ensure you don’t miss an episode! I thought the title of the episode explains it all, but I was told to put something here. So enjoy the […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 12 – Full of Facts
November 08, 2016 02:02 - 32.9 MBStanley and Gramps go looking for T.X.’s food, and someone decides to drop by the hide out. Then they get out and stop the hiding part. Who is flushing them out? You’ll have to listen to find out how it goes down the drain. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 11 – Meet T.X.
October 24, 2016 05:13 - 30.1 MBI’m going to be level with you: this is a weird one, Chummers. Just listen. Trust me, it’s not bad! But when the runners meet the creature/thing and start realizing what is happening for the next week, it starts to really go places. Also? More Iron Minors. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 10 – Hashtag Dismemberment
October 17, 2016 02:59 - 32.6 MBThe meet is done, and now the Dice Crimes crew do some legwork. No, really! They do! There’s a hand off to plan for, and they meet the gang who will be their hosts for a week. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save your breath. If you want to tell us […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 9 – Andre the Hombre
October 03, 2016 02:00 - 29.5 MBNew session! New run! But first, we go into what the runners have been doing during their down time. Then, the run itself. It’s a doozy. In fact, even just the meet with the possible Johnson creates a lot of questions. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save your breath. If […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 8 – Stealing Candy
September 24, 2016 20:00 - 19.2 MBThe runners are in the Blood Suns’s hideout, Muffler Axle is spouting noxious accusations against Gramps and the 86’s. Mike is invisible, Abstract is hamming it up, and Stanley is sweltering while being locked in the truck. What could go wrong? What’s the harm in obviously rhetorical questions inviting disaster? Never tell these guys the […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 7 – Stuff On My Hips
September 15, 2016 02:29 - 27.6 MBThis is a makeup mission! It also literally involves some makeup and practical effects. The runners need to slum it this time, going to the Arlington Barrens to find their target, but will those acting lessons Abstract had pay off? Will Gramps be able to pretend like he took Stun damage? Will anyone get in trouble […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 6 – Glad I’m Invisible
September 04, 2016 22:24 - 25 MBThe runners get out of the bank, but there’s more than the usual fallout on this run. Friends are still missing, gangers are dead, siblings call, and there might be a few more traces than the Dice Crimes crew usually leave behind… like recorded video. Listen and find out about how there’s no endings, just […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 5 – Play Therapy
August 28, 2016 00:07 - 25.5 MBTwists and turns, friends. That’s what we got coming up this episode. Gramps has to figure out how to work his own limbs, as Stanley and Mike try to help him. This is the episode where all the back stories show up, and the runners have to decide if professional success is worth it. WOAH. Heavy. If […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 4 – Wait What?
August 17, 2016 03:22 - 32.9 MBThings heat up now that the runners are inside. Like, fire spirit heat up. Like, incendiary devices heat up. Like, enemy runners shooting with smoking barrels heat up. Like, not like the movie Heat, but kinda in a sloppy way. If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save your breath. If you […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 3 – Double Robbery
August 08, 2016 02:40 - 20.8 MBTime to actually get to the bank, but SURPRISE! Lone Star cops. Everywhere. Did someone tell them the runners were coming? Is this a double cross? It’s a double something. And it’s not good…. except to listen to! If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save your breath. If you want to […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 2 – Loyalty
August 01, 2016 02:05 - 18.5 MBAre you ready for some LEGWORK? Sorry. We didn’t do much legwork on the shadow run we got hired on, but instead try to figure out this missing Scratchy thing. Then, the runners try to screw up all the careful plans of the GM again. You know, usual stuff. Listen and find out how! If you […]
Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 1 – Double Booked
July 24, 2016 01:37 - 29.6 MBNew Season! New Session! Scratchy is missing, and possibly in trouble. Gramps, Abstract, Stanley and Mystical Mike might be able to help him, and make a couple of nuyen. Or double the nuyen. Or no nuyen at all. You’ll have to listen to find out! You might listen and still not know, to be honest. […]
Dice Crimes Season 0 Episode 0 – Delicious Filling
July 17, 2016 03:51 - 25.6 MBHere’s a few things we’ve mentioned before but not released yet. So listen to them now! First, is a review of a convention game that Lee and Mark played where Opti was our game master at Texicon. We discuss our characters, what happened, and the personalities at the table. Second is a series of conversations […]
Dice Crimes Season 2 Episode 28 – The LARP
July 05, 2016 02:56 - 40.9 MBNew, Long, Season Finale, LIVE Episode! THE LARP. Like, literally, we Live Role Played our Shadowrunners through a Live Action Role Playing Session of their own. It got kinda weird, but also really awesome. Come hear the audience of seemingly thousands cheer on the runners finish out the convention, from within a convention.We broke a […]
Dice Crimes Season 2 Episode 27 – Stanley MVP
June 26, 2016 20:05 - 20.3 MBPICTURE SHOULD GO HERE, BUT ITS BROKEN, PEOPLE. BLAME TECHNOMANCERS. The runners are continuing the events of Day 2 on their mission. Bullies are confronted, as are the police, a returning problem, uh… returns, and secrets are revealed! You’ll have to listen to find out which ones, or else they’ll stay secrets. If you want […]
Dice Crimes Season 2 Episode 26 – Gramps the Casanova
June 18, 2016 16:26 - 25 MBThe runners are into Day 2 of their convention. It’s time to hit the exhibitor and dealers’ hall! So, as is natural with the Dice Crimes crew, larceny, intimidation, physical violence, tasers, run ins with law enforcement, and other stuff follows, including some family matters. At least no one wrecks a motorcycle… If you want […]
Dice Crimes Season 2 Episode 25 – 20 Minutes Gone
June 12, 2016 19:11 - 29.1 MBNew episode that is a continuation of the season finale Shadowrun! Now they’re meeting the people who they’re taking care of, and begin the convention activities by playing a RPG game WITHIN THE RPG GAME!!?!!.!1! SO META! If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save your breath. If you want to tell […]