DESMADRE Podcast

#080: Selena mania is too mainstream, stop trusting door dash & mascara at a blink 182 concert (2003)

#079: George Lopez vs Guillermo Kimmel / Chicano vs Latinx / Burritos vs Tacos - a drama filled week for the beaner community

#078: crazy stuff stupid rich ppl do for their kids

#077: R.Kelly, Robert Kraft & Adam Levine all deserve prison justice

#076: Yalitza Aparicio To Play Dora The Explorer For Her Next Role

#075: eating Hamberders w Trump vs. smoking Crack w Jimmy Carter (+bonus topic MILLENNIAL BURNOUT)

#074: Jack Black should play Yolanda Saldivar, Selena's killer, on the upcoming Netflix series

#073: Is Bad Bunny A-Rod's illegitimate son?

#072: UNLOCKING THE LATINO VOTE 2018, A Desmadre Special Report

#071: Auditioning & standup comedy in LA, Hooters for WEED, scooters taking over, Saudi hitmen

#070: Laughing at our Mental Health, UFC debauchery, Taylor Swift, & Apocalypse Now! (Climate Change)

#069: French Queso, Three Six Problematic Mafia, & the Republican illuminati

#068: #FREEDESMADRE, Shaun “Egg Roll” King, Inca Corn, & a massive Ted Cruz chest piece tattoo

#067: Popping & Locking, Cholo Gothic Goat Sacrifices, & The WuTang of Cumbia, a conversation with @SonidoClash

#066: Cake at the VMAs, Burrito Bandito, Trump Implicated, & Stupid Broke Paisas

#065: A Giant Scrotal Tumor, Kardashians, Catholics Gone Wild, & the Power of Makeup Contouring

#064: Eating pizza @ the gym, herbalife, & god bless the jLo instagram

#063: No more keke challenge, adult entertainment warping standards & Elon Musk The MoMo

#062: National Fried Chicken Day, cheap whiskey, having a kid for the ‘gram & #WorldCupSoWhite

#061: Mad for 4th of July, Melatonin, Mexico, & more

#060: Cherish Your Loved 1s & Cancel Donald Trump 4rm Day 1

#059: Jesus & Sammy say RIP to Bourdain & the old Kanye

Jesus & Sammy are back and crack open a six pack to discuss the sad passing of Anthony Bourdain and whether Kanye is completely full of poop or just a marketing genius.

#058: Documentary filmmakers Charlie Vela & Ronnie Garza (As I Walk Through the Valley)

Sammy sits down with Charlie Vela & Ronnie Garza to discuss their recent documentary AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY, which centers on four decades of music in the Rio Grande Valley. Follow & Support >>> http://www.asiwalkthroughthevalleyfilm.com/

#057: The Shart of Desmadre Filmmaking & tripping on Nyquil

Jesus & Sammy discuss past Desmadre projects in detail. Jesus talks about his own filmmaking and the technological advances he's seen in the last 15+ years. He also talks about almost ODing on Nyquil to get over a cold.

#056: LatinXXX drama VIDA & the destruction of White ppl history @ the Royal Wedding

Jesus is back from China and all fugged up from being jet-lagged. It must be the reason why he actually enjoyed watching VIDA, the hot new LatinXXX drama on Starz. Sammy, a 100% WOKE LatinX Millenial, found the show very problematic. Listen to them discuss this, the Royal Wedding, electric scooters & other poop that happened this week. 

#055: Update from China, White Mother's Day, protesting Avengers, & music round up

Jesus gives an exclusive report from China. Sammy shares a Mother’s Day story about his mom slapping a Colombian guy at a party, why he’s protesting the new avengers movie, and his religious worship of WOKE rapper J Cole. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/desmadre Follow us on Instagram: http://instagram.com/desmadredotcom Subscribe on YouTube: http://youtube.com/desmadredotcom

#054: Masculinity, donald glover, kanye, jordan peterson, chiseled abs and the quest for manly perfection

Jesus & Sammy discuss May the 4th/5th, Desmadre retreat and what it means to be a successful man in this modern world. How do we get away from toxic masculinity but still be strong 'men' - hombres buen hechos? Who do we emulate and who do we learn from? Donald Glover. Jordan Peterson. Kanye West. Joe Rogan. Vicente Fernandez.   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/desmadre Follow us on Instagram: http://instagram.com/desmadredotcom Subscribe on YouTube: http://youtube.com/desmadredotcom

#053: CH**GO BLING - the definitive interview

Chingo rolled through the Desmadre dungeon to talk about his childhood, having a hustle mentality, his shift into stand up comedy and his growing empire & family. He also tells the story of how he met his vieja Marisol by hollering at her at da club. Episode presented by FUCHILA FRESHENERS. To receive 25% off an order of $10 or more, use Promo Code: DESMADRE18 at http://fuchilafresheners.com

#052: Starbucks while black, Kendrick wins Pulitzer, christian dubstep church and los Tigres play at Folsom Prison

#051: Friday the 13th Ep ft. Mt Lion Attacks, Murders Abroad, ZuckerBurger, Wack Keyboard FX & more

#050: artist, entrepreneur & FUCHILA FRESHENERS founder Ruben Dario Villa

#049: comedians Jerry Garcia & Jesus Sepulveda on the trials and tribulations of show business

#048: Juan Hierbas goes to DC, facebook, marchforourlives, austin bomber & stormy daniels

Jefe Cu**ro calls Juan Hierbas in Washington DC for a special report then Jesus & Sammy catch up on Fridates, going to the SF marchforourlives rally, getting violated by Facebook, Tech nerds, and Stormy Daniels.

#047: St Patricks Day vs Cinco de Mayo, doing stuff on weed, Frida Kahlo Barbie, RIP Stephen Hawking

#046: ICE being soulless, Oscars roundup (shape of water adult version) & stormy daniels vs Trump

#045: changing your Mexican name to get a job, hot cheetos movie, r J Balvin & Drake full of poop?

#044: if Mexicans made Black Panther, crappy teachers with guns, latino entertainment update

#043: stormy daniels, school shootings, playing with HomePod & owning land

#042: worst skateboard crashes, best tacos in Hong Kong and cars for 40 year olds

#041: Jesus & Sammy discuss their Holiday Breaks & New Year's resolutions

#040: Sammy returns from cilantro farming, snitch culture & Michael Flynn

#039: binge watching TV, talking Kaepernick at Thanksgiving, almost dying and buying towels

#038: Thanksgiving fails, using a chainsaw, shoplifting in China & vegetarianism sucks

#037: Louis CK, Roy Moore, i got a white handyman & Carlos Beltran retires

#036: 2017 elections, getting fat & lazy, thiccness, kevin spacey & others continue falling

#035: making money is easy, making money doing what you love is hard, rich bryan & post malone

Jesus rambles about making money, more pigs being exposed along Harvey Weinstein, the movie LION and non-traditional rappers like Post Malone and Rich Bryan.

#034: buying a house, men are pigs, drinking makes you more fluent in other languages & humans will be robots

Jesus rambles about buying a new house, being the 'little spoon', men being straight pigs, drinking making people more fluent in other languages and our future as androids.

#033: Harvey Weinstein's fall, Las Vegas tragedy, buying a house, Trump in Puerto Rico & arthouse films

Jesus rambles about the Las Vegas massacre, Harvey Weinstein's piggish fall, Trump shooting baskets in Puerto Rico, buying a house and his recent viewing of art house films.

#032: Juice is loose, Tom Price is out, Saudi women level up, & to pay college athletes or not

#031: Natural disasters continue, Hillary Clinton vs Gucci Mane, wavering NFL, & Kylie Jenner is pregnant omg