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Desert Island Dicks

300 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 months ago - ★★★★★ - 21 ratings

'The show that sees you marooned on a desert island with the worst people and the worst things imaginable'

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Episodes

COMPACT DICKSMAS! (13)

December 25, 2020 04:00 - 23 minutes

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS - ya filthy animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SKIN

December 21, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour

Well we've only gone and got Skin from Skunk Anansie to come on the podcast to tell Dan all about the people and things she'd hate to be stuck on an island with and the results are very fine indeed. But don't just take my word for it, press play and hear for yourselves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 12

December 18, 2020 00:05 - 22 minutes

As we near the end of the year the dicks get a bit christmassy! Plus there's talk of being right up Donald Trump's arse. Submit you choices for the island at dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SOOZ KEMPNER

December 14, 2020 00:00 - 50 minutes

Comedian Sooz Kempner joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on an island, and does a wonderful job filling it with total dicks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 11

December 11, 2020 00:01 - 21 minutes

MORE DICKS. And then some more dicks. Then some Christmas themed dicks. ENJOY. Submit yours dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

PAT SHARP

December 07, 2020 00:00 - 44 minutes

Radio host, broadcaster and Fun House legend Pat Sharp joins Dan to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 10

December 04, 2020 04:20 - 22 minutes

How the holy hell have we managed to do 10 of these! What is this nonsense? What is time? And who the bloody hell are you? All will be revealed... but probably not in this podcast... or will it? Dan and James read your dicks and James's Dad pulls out the classics. Be sure to submit your choices as dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SINDHU VEE

November 30, 2020 00:00 - 51 minutes

Comedian Sindhu Vee joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. She's good at it, being both a comedian, and someone who's fond of being rude about people in a funny way, so it's a good match. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 9

November 27, 2020 02:30 - 21 minutes

We've had a great week here on Desert Island Dicks and what better way to top it off then with YOUR DICKS! Plus John Deacon's (foodie themed) dick picks. Submit your own desert island dicks today at dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JAY RAYNER

November 23, 2020 00:00 - 53 minutes

Dan is joined by journalist, writer, broadcaster and musician Jay Rayner, to discuss the worst people and things in the world. Jay is hosting a streamed performance of his show My last Supper this Saturday the 28th of November, in aid of the charity The Food Chain, which provides nutritional advice and support to people with HIV. You can read more about it and get tickets here: https://www.fane.co.uk/online-shows/my-last-supper-with-jay-rayner-a-streamed-performance/about-the-show Hosted o...

COMPACT DICKS 8

November 20, 2020 02:30 - 20 minutes

You have sent us your dicks and James and Dan put those dicks in their eyes, they then push those dicks out of their mouths all so you can have those dicks in your ears! It's like poetry. Also John Deacon is BACK to share with us some 'Classic Dicks'. Want to be on the podcast? Submit your choices for the island at: dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JOEL GOLBY

November 16, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour

Writer and Journalist Joel Golby joins Dan via a computer to talk about all the worst people and things he could be stuck on an island with. That shouldn't surprise you, given it's the premise of this podcast, and always has been. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 7

November 13, 2020 00:01 - 21 minutes

Dicks, dicks and more dicks. Dicks aplenty in this podcast. Thank you for your submissions - keep them coming dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JOSH JONES

November 09, 2020 00:00 - 50 minutes

Josh Jones is a comedian. That means he's funny. And thats why he makes a great guest on this podcast, where he tells us all about the people and things he'd hate to be stuck on an island with. So don't just stand there reading this, listen to it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 6

November 06, 2020 00:05 - 22 minutes

Back once again with another bag of dicks ready to unleash upon the world. PLUS! Back by popular demand, James' Dad has sent in his Dick Picks. Send your choices for the island to dickspod.com/contact to get involved Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JORDAN BROOKES

November 02, 2020 00:00 - 50 minutes

Edinburgh award-winning comedian Jordan Brookes joins Dan to discuss all that is crap in this world. Well, not everything, but a few things that are crap in the world. Anyway, don't get bogged down in it all here, start listening and it'll all become clear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 5

October 30, 2020 00:02 - 23 minutes

Some outstanding choice for the island this week from YOU the listeners! PLUS Star of Desert Island Dicks 50th episode John Deacon comes through with some suggestions for the listeners. Submit your dicks today at dickspod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MARLON DAVIS

October 26, 2020 00:00 - 58 minutes

Comedian Marlon Davis chats to Dan about the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. And it's a good job he did, because otherwise it would have been a totally different podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 4

October 23, 2020 01:00 - 20 minutes

YOUR DICKS - revealed to the world. Submit yours now dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BEARDYMAN

October 18, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour

Musician and beatboxer extraordinaire Darren Foreman, better known as Beardyman, joins Dan to discuss all that is frightful and wrong, and who and what would be the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 3

October 16, 2020 00:00 - 20 minutes

The dicks have come in! And Dan and James dish them back out. Submit yours today to dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JOANNE MCNALLY

October 11, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour

Joanne McNally joins Dan to discuss all that would be truly awful for her to share a desert island with. Curious? Well stop reading this and listen to the thing... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 2

October 08, 2020 23:01 - 22 minutes

No one hated it enough to tell us to stop and so here we are with episode 2 of Compact Dicks. You've gotten in contact in your droves with your choices for the desert island and Dan and James love to see them. Send your choices in to dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DOM JOLY

October 04, 2020 23:00 - 59 minutes

Dom Joly joins us to choose who and what would annoy him most to be stuck on a desert island with. Picked entirely off the cuff, he nevertheless creates a wonderfully awful place to be stuck. If you want to let us know who you'd choose, tell us at dickspod.com/contact, and we could read yours out in the next episode of Compact Dicks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 1 (PILOT)

October 02, 2020 01:30 - 25 minutes

YOU have chosen your dicks and we are reading them back to you in podcast form! Welcome to Compact Dicks - a new weekly podcast where we go through dicks choices sent in by you the listener! Submit yours today dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MARCUS BRIGSTOCKE

September 29, 2020 02:30 - 1 hour

Actor and comedian Marcus Brigstocke joins Dan to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. Subscribe to never miss an episode, and follow us on social media @dickspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MO OMAR

September 21, 2020 01:30 - 1 hour

Comedian Mo Omar joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

STEVIE MARTIN AND GINA MARTIN

September 14, 2020 02:30 - 1 hour

Might Delete Later podcast's Stevie Martin and Gina Martin join Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, including some controversial food and drink choices. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JAMALI MADDIX

September 07, 2020 02:30 - 58 minutes

Comedian Jamali Maddix joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JENNY RYAN

September 01, 2020 02:30 - 1 hour

The Chase's very own Vixen, Jenny Ryan joins Dan today to share her feelings about who and what would be the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @Dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

POPPY HILLSTEAD

August 24, 2020 02:30 - 57 minutes

Gossipmonger and Chat Room Enterer, Poppy Hillstead joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island, including a monkey that you really need to google, because it's properly mad looking. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JOSH WELLER

August 18, 2020 02:30 - 1 hour

Comedian Josh Weller joins Dan to talk all about which people and things he finds to be the biggest dicks, and they have a lovely time. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

CALLY BEATON

August 10, 2020 04:00 - 50 minutes

Comedian Cally Beaton joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NIGEL PLANER

August 03, 2020 00:00 - 56 minutes

NEIL FROM THE YOUNG ONES! Actor, comedian, novelist and playwright, Nigel Planer joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BABATUNDE ALESHE

July 27, 2020 00:00 - 50 minutes

Celebrity Gogglebox's Babatunde Aleshe joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BOBBY FRICTION

July 21, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour

TV & Radio presenter and DJ, Bobby Friction joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert Island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TIM RENKOW

July 17, 2020 00:00 - 48 minutes

Actor, writer and comedian Tim Renkow joins Dan to share whoa dn what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DANE BAPTISTE

July 13, 2020 00:00 - 58 minutes

Comedian Dane Baptiste joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ZING TSJENG

July 07, 2020 00:00 - 53 minutes

Editor of Vice UK, Zing Tsjeng joins us to let us know the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JO CAULFIELD

June 30, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour

Stand-up comedian and writer Jo Caulfield joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

LAURA SMYTH

June 26, 2020 00:00 - 52 minutes

Comedian Laura Smyth joins us to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HELP I SEXTED MY BOSS

June 22, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour

Radio 1's Jordan North and the UK's leading etiquette expert William Hanson, host the excellent 'Help I Sexted My Boss' podcast. They join Dan to share who and what they'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

KAE KURD

June 16, 2020 00:00 - 44 minutes

Comedian Kae Kurd joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TONY LAW

June 08, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour

Comedian Tony Law joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JAYDE ADAMS

June 01, 2020 00:00 - 59 minutes

We've hit 100 episodes of the podcast! Joining us to share their Desert Island Dicks and mark the occasion is comedian Jayde Adams. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod and thank you for listening! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MAISIE ADAM

May 26, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour

Comedian and writer Maisie Adam joins us to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FLO & JOAN

May 18, 2020 00:00 - 58 minutes

Musical comedy duo, Nicola and Rosie Dempsey AKA Flo & Joan, join Dan to share who and what they'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

RAJIV KARIA

May 14, 2020 23:00 - 56 minutes

Comedian Rajiv Karia joins us to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

STUART HERITAGE

May 11, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour

Guardian journalist and author Stuart Heritage joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DRUNK WOMEN SOLVING CRIME

May 04, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour

Hosts of Drunk Women Solving Crime podcast; Taylor Gleen, Catie Wilkins and Hannah George join Dan to share who and what they'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Guests

Alison Spittle
1 Episode
Dave Cribb
1 Episode
Pete Donaldson
1 Episode
Sindhu Vee
1 Episode