Raising Trolls

Today Matt and Tara give their unique and hilarious spin on the topic of parenting and co-parenting in an episode entitled ‘Raising Trolls’. They fully acknowledge the struggles involved in all forms of parenting, and have a lot of fun commiserating with all parents out there.

 

 

Episode Highlights:

The story behind Matt’s perfect 10 Mental Health RatingTara’s expectations in life for her daughterThe many angles of ‘trolling’ with respect to parenting

 

Quotes:

 

“I want [my daughter] to be kind to others, I want her to be responsible, I want her to be a hard worker. And don’t marry an asshole!”

“I don’t want her to make a living dating on television.”

“She looks at me dead-ass in the eyes, starts shaking her finger at me, ‘No Mama, you go timeout.’ “

“How many times can your child hit their head before they become a serial killer?”

“If you’re so good at sleep training, why are you so bad at potty training?”

“My mother would not take me to the Emergency Room - she gave me two Advil, made me lay on the couch until the next morning.”

“I want you to remember this moment in 10 years when you’re at this kid’s hearing.”

“I’m combatting so much energy from this child, I don’t need to feed her anything to up what I’m already dealing with.”

“It’s a 2-year-old’s birthday party, and it’s at the Ritz-Carlton, and the theme of the party is ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’. Okay, are you leaving any room to go up from this 2-year-old birthday party?”

“I don’t want to deal with your asshole kid, you know, in class!”

“Do nothing but sleep, wash your face…and enjoy wiping your own ass for the next few months.”

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