Pool Time
Deeply Shallow
English - October 01, 2019 04:10 - 45 minutes - 31 MB - ★★★★★ - 77 ratingsPersonal Journals Society & Culture Comedy Improv #comedy best comedy black comedy clean comedy comedian comedic comedy comedy central comedy club comedy london Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
This end of summer episode entitled “Pool Time” covers a topic about which Matt is particularly excited – hotel pools. He and Tara rate some hotel pools, offer tips and tricks for maximizing their enjoyment, and explore Matt’s catch phrase for this episode: ‘There is a hotel pool for everyone, but not every hotel pool is for everyone.”
Episode Highlights:
Using hotel pools as ‘Stay-cations’
The value of, and basic criteria for, renting Cabanas
Matt and Tara’s extensive list of tips and ‘must haves’ for selecting the hotel pool that is the best fit for you and the people you’ll have fun with
Quotes:
“I have seen, literally, a man at a hotel pool at 9:30, with like a full scuba setup.”
“No one goes harder than multi-level marketing people at a convention…they’re drinking hard, they’re yelling hard, they’re going hard!”
“If you forget sunscreen, shit’s going downhill real fast!”
“Next thing I know, one of the husbands is applying sunscreen to the other one…we’re talking about deep rubbing into the back, the shoulders, the arms, the whole thing.”
“It usually goes over really well when you discipline other people’s kids.”
“Don’t be the bitch that is mad about getting splashed.”
“I’m going 70 mph, and all of a sudden I see something alive and furry climb out of the hood of my moving vehicle, and start trying to run up my windshield.”
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