In this week’s episode, “Gourding the ‘F’ out of Fall”, Matt and Tara review all that Fall has to offer, particularly in their home state of Texas, sharing their always frank and hilarious opinions along the way.

 

Episode Highlights:

 

Colin Nissan’s article, ‘It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers’Matt and Tara’s ‘Thumbs Up/Thumbs Down” on favorite fall activitiesFall in Texas

Quotes:

“If you file your own taxes, take off the headband!”

 

“I also just realized that I admitted to staying up all night to watch Peaky Blinders and not preparing for this podcast.”

 

“I cannot think of a stronger form of birth control than going to the Fair.”

 

“A photo from your high school cheerleading that we will throw up on Facebook, and then throw up.”

 

“Nothing to do with the fact you used to wear your khaki shorts underneath your armpits.”

 

“We’ve got Band Sweetheart, Tennis Sweetheart…Hall Monitor Sweetheart, Detention Sweetheart, Goth Sweetheart, Writes-inappropriate-notes-to-her-teacher Sweetheart, we’ve got them all.”

 

“My Mom has gone on record by saying that she wishes he was uglier because things are too easy for him.”

 

“He’s not a germaphobe, he’s just an asshole!”

 

“This screams crazy person all over the place.”

 

Links:

Deeply Shallow homepage: deeplyshallowpodcast.com

 

Deeply Shallow Instagram: @deeplyshallowpodcast

 

Colin Niussan’s article: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers

 

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