In today’s episode, “Ride or Die, or Just Disappear”, Matt and Tara look at some ‘expert advice’ and compare it with their own hysterical experiences and practical suggestions as they tackle the topic of adult friendships: their different stages, how to make and maintain them, and just as importantly, how and when to avoid them!

 

Episode Highlights:

The stages of adult friendshipsMatt and Tara’s review of Business Insider’s article about making adult friendsTheir advice on how to avoid making friends‘Save your ass’ friendsMatt and Tara’s advice on being a good adult friend

Quotes:

“Our newly named listeners – The Shallow Squad.”

“We have haters now…you know you have arrived when a stranger writes some mean shit on your Facebook page.”

“I don’t even have time to see the people I want to see, much less the people I don’t want to see!”

“I’m sorry, have you never seen a murder documentary?”

“This friend, she was and is a great friend…up until this bitch gets a boyfriend!”

“Something bad happened in the bathroom!”

“Big Deb will hide a body. She will show up with the shovels and ask no questions.”

“Say their name on the podcast and shame them.”

“We’re here for you guys, we know life is crazy, we’re just trying to laugh about it with you.”

Links:

Deeply Shallow homepage: deeplyshallowpodcast.com

 

Deeply Shallow Instagram: @deeplyshallowpodcast

 

Business Insider article:

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-make-friends-as-an-adult-2018-10?r=US&IR=T

 

Podigy homepage:

https://podigy.co/