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Decomposition Podcast

124 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 55 ratings

Hyper-analyzing all of your favorite terrible songs. From Taylor Swift or Nicki Minaj to Billy Joel or Rush...no one is safe.

New episodes every time we feel like it!

Artists like: Billy Joel, Ariana Grande, Kiss, Iggy Azalea, Britney Spears, Alice Cooper, Heart, Pitbull, Steve Miller Band, Taylor Swift, one-hit wonders galore, actors gone rogue, anything and everything else

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Episodes

Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen Decomposition

November 14, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

Katie and Tim argue Thats about it Queen was great and Tim is wrong

Private Eyes- Hall and Oates Decomposition

November 07, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

We have always just kind of assumed that "Private Eyes," was a creepy, stalker-ish song. In a rare moment for Decomposition, you get to bear witness to a real-time reaction to learning the truth about this hit song that isn't "Your Kiss Is On My List," despite how it sounds. We also learn a lot about how important hand claps are to a song. We also learn how difficult it is to clap in time to the hand claps in this song. Darin is a huge Hall and Oates fan and it was a delight to have him ...

Addams Groove- (MC) Hammer Decomposition

October 31, 2018 09:14 - 1 hour - 75.1 MB

Happy Halloween! Brad is hopped up on vitamins, caffeine, and beer for an episode on what may be our most ridiculous song to date. MC Hammer was a global sensation who was not above a cash-grab movie tie-in. He's very clearly not familiar with the source material. Brad gets real for a moment when discussing his connection to The Addams Family. Is Hammer telling a story? Who is the pope of Oak-town? We learn all about his posse, Bones, Swoop, Goofy and Randy. Katie makes the obvious co...

Champagne Supernova- Oasis Decomposition

October 24, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

Oasis dominated the charts in the mid-90's. And yet, none of us, to this day, know what on earth they were singing about. Namely, Noel Gallagher doesn't know what he was writing about. He could only think of one word that rhymes with "hall," which is interesting when you are a professional songwriter. He started a lot of fights. Blur, Phil Collins, Jay-Z, and especially his brother, Liam. Certainly not the Beatles, though, who they openly took a lot of music from, and then claimed to b...

Are You Gonna Go My Way- Lenny Kravitz Decomposition

October 10, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

Lenny Kravitz is Rock N Roll Jesus. Or at least he pretends to be in this song. Fortunately Katie is able to real-time check and see if that holds true. All that and a Lenny History lesson! Did he out-Zeppelin John Paul Jones? Did he out-Iambic-Tatrameter Shakespeare? What the hell is an anapest? Rub-a-dub...seriously? RUB-A-DUB?! Killer song, though

Unskinny Bop- Poison Decomposition

September 27, 2018 02:01 - 1 hour - 72.3 MB

In the late 80's Poison was the hottest rock band around. In the early 90's they put out this hit. Guess what its about... C.C. bangin' a porno queen? C.C. masturbating? Or C.C. just using nonsense fillables? Lets re-live the good old days (and listen to Katie's cringe-worthy contempt,) as Matt and Brad justify their love of all things hair metal, specifically the works of Bret Michaels, C.C. DeVille, Ricky...Lipstick(?) and Bob Dall... whoever those guys are. For further reading plea...

The Humpty Dance- Digital Underground Decomposition

September 04, 2018 22:54 - 1 hour - 87.9 MB

This is an amazing song. It seems goofy, but upon closer inspection you really get the sense of genius that goes into it. It promotes body-positivity, not being afraid to do your own thing, world peace, and humptiness forever. There is so much happening in this episode. Every time we get to see Natty its a good time filled with laughs. Therefore, we couldn't really edit out a whole lot. So strap in and enjoy the silliness and we break down the greatest hip-hop song of all time "The Hum...

California Gurls- Katy Perry (ft. Snoop Dogg) Decomposition

August 22, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

This is the greatest summer song of all time. Is it bad? No, it isn't. It is exactly what its supposed to be, upbeat, fun, a little bit sexy, and ridiculous. It was also a monster hit. Foul gummy bears, artful butt pics, a candy pimp, The Slap Chop, and "What, What? In the Butt." It doesn't make a ton of sense, but neither does Emily. Its like having a living soundboard in the studio with us. Strap in, everybody, it gets goofy in this one.

I Was Jack (You Were Diane)- Jake Owen Decomposition

August 08, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

You all remember Donna Vee, comedian and country music fan. Well, we have found a country song that she does not care for. It's not your grandmothers meatloaf, as she puts it. It's a nostalgia double-down... a song reminiscing about a song about nostalgia, get it? Also, what is this trite, generic, Bo Burnham-esque nonsense? Blue jean halo? Does John Mellencamp even care about this song? Why is there a 10 minute long mini-movie? Also, what sort of deal-with-the-devil punishment is ha...

Soak Up The Sun- Sheryl Crow Decomposition

July 25, 2018 04:00 - 50 minutes - 46.1 MB

We start by recounting our vacation at Montreal Jazz Fest and discuss some of the excellent bands that we saw: Elise Legrow, The Suffers, Teke Teke, and how Brad is so white that he can go to Canada and get a sunburn. Sheryl Crow has given us some great songs. "All I Wanna Do," "Every Day Is A Winding Road," "Leaving Las Vegas." And then there's this song. How is this about Owen Wilson? Neoliberal consumerism? What is the first line to "Everyday Is A Winding Road?" Does it involve a li...

Kiss From A Rose- Seal Decomposition

July 11, 2018 04:00 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

This song is probably about something. Or, to say the least, it feels like it should be about something. Seal has never expressly stated why he wrote the song, but he does say that the feeling of the song is more important than the actual words. What is the grey? Is this about a cocaine problem? Is it about crossing over to the afterlife? Is it about interracial butt stuff? According to Seal, yes to all three. We also spend some serious time discussing a theory posited by listener Sa...

Me and Decomposition Down By The Schoolyard; An Homage To The Work of Paul Simon

June 27, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

We have spent so much of our time discussing terrible songs. Some we love despite this, some are bad songs written by good artists, others are just straight up horrendous. But today is a special day. Today is the day that we discuss and artist we love and the decades worth of wonderful songs that he gave to us. Paul Simon is (one of our) favorite(s), and we are here to tell everybody why he is Americas (PUNS!!) greatest songwriter. We start with a bit about what on Earth was going on be...

How Bizarre- OMC Decomposition

June 11, 2018 04:00 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MB

Pauly Fuemana, the sometimes-ascot-wearing New Zealander/ Polynesian gang member, had a far more bizarre life than this song would have you believe. In fact, the story in the song is quite dull. They drive, they chat with a friendly cop, then maybe hit up a circus. And yet, it was all over the airwaves back in 1995/96/97. Enjoy the giggles in this one. Was it Pauly Fuemana's first day speaking English? Was Pele some type of religious figure? Why couldn't the circus afford more than on...

Hungry Like the Wolf- Duran Duran Decomposition

June 04, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

We have all loved this song. We have all sung along to this song. We have all misunderstood the lyrics (aside from doo do doo do do do do...) Turns out, its quite misogynistic and VERY rapey. We will never mis-hear it the same way again. As you may have guessed, this episode is very giggly. It smells like it sounds.

Party Hard- Andrew W.K. Decomposition

May 28, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 59 MB

Party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, p...

Ironic- Alanis Morissette Decomposition

April 02, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 86 MB

"Ironic," was EVERYWHERE in 1996. You couldn't escape it. And it turned into Alanis Morissette's biggest hit to date. This song is challenging. Unless you're Alanis Morissette, she kinda just doesn't care. Nothing mentioned in this song is actually ironic, they just suck. But this week we take the time to slightly tweak the lyrics so that they become ironic. We also rank all of the happenings on a scale of 1- 10 based on how much they suck. Patrick tells us about the biggest fight tha...

Joyride- Roxette Decomposition

March 26, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 65 MB

There's a lot happening in this song, and yet not so much at all. Plenty of Google Translate, nonsense lyrics, sugar-pigs...who knows. But the song, nontheless, is outstanding. This is a fun, wacky episode where we teach Cody a little about sex-ed and he provides some evidence that hair metal makes a young person gay, who knew? We also get into K-Fed a bit, and have a little Rod Stewart sing along. Find Cody's book, A Gay Teens Guide to Defeating a Siren at: https://www.amazon.com/s/re...

99 Problems- Jay-Z Decomposition

March 19, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 79.2 MB

This week we discuss a young, cocaine-dealing entrepreneur and the myriad bitch-related problems that he has. WARNING This episode has more explicit language than usual. However, as it was relevant to the song choice and our discussion, we left it in. I could only really tell you about three problems that the J Hova actually has. However, I can also confidently tell you what one of his problems is not. Katie was wrong. And not just a little wrong, but, like, A LOT wrong. She confident...

Jonas Bros.- Year 3000 Decomposition

March 12, 2018 04:00 - 53 minutes - 49 MB

Let's put it out there; The Jonas Brothers were designed to appeal to children, we get it. But their music is still pretty garbagey. Who is this Peter anyway? Is he a pervert, or a murderer, or a pervert/murderer? We don't get answers to that, but we do get possible answers to how their great, great, great granddaughter is doing "fine," approximately 600 years or so after she would have existed. Also, Joe Shipley has 2 wishes come true this week; a shout-out...again, and the discussion ...

Tal Bachman- She's So High Decomposition

March 05, 2018 05:00 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MB

History, myth, religion, ancient aliens, and the perfect child-murder scenario. This episode really has it all! Starting our second year, we talk about the song that inspired us to do this podcast in the first place. It isn't the worst song, by any means, but it definitely has plenty of flaws. Also, Ian Starglow... whatever the hell that is. Twitter: @decomp_pod https://www.facebook.com/decompositionpod https://www.patreon.com/decompositionpodcast

A Real-Time Reaction to an Unreleased Smash Mouth Song

February 26, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

Roll it! Steve Harwell seems like an angry man. We kinda hope he starts a twitter feud with us. Denis had no idea what was coming walking into with this one, so we had the unique pleasure of introducing him to one of the funniest things the internet has given to us, an unreleased song by Smash Mouth. It is a track of isolated vocals from a song the even the band knew was too terrible to release on an album. It really brings out the majesty in Harwell's vocals and lyrical prowess. And p...

Weezer; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly part 3: the Ugly

February 19, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

Teresa has no fun...none, whatsoever. She is angry, she resents this, she hates every single minute, and it is awkwardly apparent. She also, as the episode progresses, realizes that she doesn't know ANY of these songs. She didn't buy ANY of these albums. She has a serious Weezer blind-spot...but still gets upset when we don't like the songs. I think she broke up with us...I'm still not sure Thanks to everybody who has helped make this past year so successful for us here at Decompositio...

Weezer; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly part 2: The Bad

February 15, 2018 05:00 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MB

It is our one-year anniversary. So we invited Decomposition favorites, Teresa and Josh, to help us kill our heroes, Weezer. We each have chosen a particular Weezer song and decompose what it is that makes Weezer a mediocre band Josh pulls a fast one on us and Teresa has to admit that there are Weezer songs that she doesn't love...it's the saddest Teresa has ever been in her life.

Weezer; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly part 1: The Good

February 12, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

It is our one-year anniversary. So we invited Decomposition favorites, Teresa and Josh, to help us kill our heroes, Weezer. We each have chosen a particular Weezer song and decompose what it is that makes Weezer a great band Be sure to stick around for the sing-along at the end...it's the happiest Teresa has ever been in her life.

EPISODE 50: Patrick Flynn, The Billy Joel Apologist

February 05, 2018 05:55 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MB

50th Episode Special: We were lucky enough to have an awesome, recorded conversation with Patrick Flynn (The Original Cast) about Billy Joel. Brad is not a fan. Patrick is a huge fan. Katie has no strong opinions...other than that she loves Oliver and Company. We go through Joel's catalog of hit songs over the years, from Captain Jack to The River of Dreams, and plenty in between. We learn that Brad loves some Billy Joel songs even though he doesn't like Billy Joel. Patrick is ashamed...

Omigod You Guys- Legally Blonde The Musical Decomposition

January 29, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 71.8 MB

Katie and Chris are musical theater nerds. Katie also loves the movie "Legally Blonde." As it turns out, these two things do not work together. Chris is the only one of us who has actually seen the musical, but says that , for the most part, the rest of the music is not really any better. The song is annoying, and that is really it's biggest problem. Katie takes some real exception to the negative sorority girl stereotype. And why is it that they hat maids? 7 Tony nominations, Zero wi...

Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now- Starship Decomposition

January 22, 2018 05:00 - 43 minutes - 39.9 MB

Brad pulls a bit of a bait-and-switch on Katie this week. She loves this song and declares it "a perfect song from a perfect movie." She is, however, on a lot of drugs. Rhymes? Who needs 'em? Grace Slick sings the word "Crazy," as if she were legitimately crazy...which she might just be. Also, how hard-rock is this song? Is the guitar solo so hard-rock that, despite the rest of the song not being that, it was the best hard-rock solo of 1987? Who knows? Thanks to Useless Debates & Pop...

Whoomp Vs. Whoot (There It Is)- Tag Team/ 95 South Decomposition

January 15, 2018 05:00 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MB

This episode is hopefully more entertaining to listen to than it was to research. Katie loves both of these songs, despite not knowing that they were, in fact, two different songs. 95 South wrote it first, but Tag Team had the bigger hit. They are ode's to strip clubs, booties, and partying. The videos have plenty of booty equity, celebrity cameos, and maybe, just maybe, one of our former presidents hanging out at a house party. Katie uses a helpful Venn diagram and Brad can't keep anyt...

Brave- Sara Bareilles Decomposition

January 08, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 58.4 MB

Katie HATES Sara Bareilles. It is an irrational hatred that she struggles to explain. She feels sorry about that...and she feels GREAT when she can find even the most basic of justification. Meanwhile, friend and Baltimorian, Matt, doesn't even know the song...but that's fine because he also recognizes the shortcomings of this song. It's as if Bareillis determined that she knows whats best for her friend struggling to come out of the closet. But only so that she feels good about herself...

Making Love Out Of Nothing At All- Air Supply

January 01, 2018 05:00 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MB

Matt and Brad grew up in a household where Air Supply's Greatest Hits was constantly playing. Over the years they have kept that very cassette tape in working order. Matt stole it from their mother. Brad subsequently stole that tape from Matt. Katie has then had to endure the tape...which is now in a bag in a closet in a guest bedroom in NJ. Is there a story here? Is Team Russel(l), in actuality, Jeff Daniels and Sickly Bilbo Baggins? Another wonderfully over-he-top soft-rock anthem fr...

The Christmas Shoes- NewSong Decomposition

December 25, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MB

It has been a hell of a year for us here at Decomposition Podcast, and we've saved the worst for last. NewSong may or may not have been inspired by an actual story when they wrote the song "The Christmas Shoes." And that awful song inspired not only a book, but a movie trilogy. It's supposed to be heartfelt, but its so cringe-worthy bad that whatever emotion you are supposed to feel gets completely overtaken by awkward laughter. Teresa also gets a new nickname "Hot Cheeks."

You Make It Feel Like Christmas- Gwen Stefani f. Blake Shelton Decomposition

December 18, 2017 05:00 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MB

Katie was a big No Doubt fan back in the day. This year, for Christmas, Gwen Stefani released her own terrible, terrible album of Christmas tunes. "You Make It Feel Like Christmas," didn't (or hasn't yet) reached the top of some oddly specific Billboard charts. Even with the combined might of The Voice power couple, Stefani and Blake Shelton, they aren't pulling in the numbers. Probably because its just a bunch of cobbled together, trite, sugary sweet winter imagery. We also spend quit...

Do They Know It's Christmas- Band Aid Decomposition

December 11, 2017 05:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB

A Christmas-charity song that helped raise money for famine relief in Ethiopia...who knew this would be such a grim tune? At the time it was the UK's biggest selling single. A collection of popular singers gathered to sing an admittedly bad song, with problematic lyrics. You're going to hear that word a lot. How on Earth do you pronounce the name Ure? Have these people ever been to Africa? Should they be painting this picture of Africans? How can Bob Geldof be a professional songwrite...

Christmas Wrapping- The Waitresses Decomposition

December 04, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

Let's get festive!! This is a looooooooooong song. And, its one of Bumpercar's favorites...or so we tell him. Actually, we all enjoy this song. But the story is terrible. The narrative is weak and the story itself is just long and boring. Who or what is Egyptian Lover? Are people in Akron Ohio aware of rap music? Is Harvard offering full-rides for jousting? Who ARE the Waitresses? Did they (probably) influence Nirvana? Yes, we talk about Blossom, and, obviously, we talk about Rom...

When It Rains It Pours- Luke Combs Decomposition

November 27, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

Fellow Mountaineer Luke Combs (aka Redneck Shrek) has exploded this year on the country music scene. He should have finished out his last day at school, perhaps he would have learned what the saying "When It Rains It Pours," actually means. Where exactly is I-65? Why on Earth would a Carolinian choose Miller Lite over Southpaw? Donna basically sings this entire episode, the dog gets handsy, and John Arbuthnot...whoever that is.

Female- Keith Urban Decomposition

November 20, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

Keith Urban's almost-two-week-old hit "Female," is a misstep. He tried to do something constructive in the wake of the Harvey Weinstein scandal and just ended up recording a song that would have benefited from a rewrite. Instead we just have a pile of vaguely-related lady-words, benevolent sexism galore, and, obviously, no real rhymes at all.

Butterfly- Crazy Town Decomposition

November 13, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 62.7 MB

Shifty, Epic, Epique, DJ AM, the Drummer...These guys were riddled with problems. The least of which was their ubiquitous, massive hit single. Insects or incest? Little Lolita and Lollipop Porn. Remarkable amounts of crack cocaine. And, of course, a heroin-fueled murder/ suicide. All in the name of love.

I Did It- Dave Matthews Band Decomposition

November 06, 2017 05:00 - 51 minutes - 45.6 MB

What was it that Dave Matthews did? Anybody? This song was the beginning of the end of rock superstardom for the Dave Matthews Band. They hired a producer who they thought could sell albums. Unfortunately, it failed to feature most of the band and didn't produce the quality of music that people came to expect. Emily and Brad were both on the DMB train, whereas Katie never enjoyed it anyway. Lots of Dave Matthews impressions, giggling, and Emily laughing until she cries. Magic mushroom ...

A Nightmare On My Street- DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince Halloween Special

October 30, 2017 04:00 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MB

The emotional scars of this song run deep. Katie saw approximately 10 minutes of one of the A Nightmare on Elm Street movies and, to this day, is haunted by the thoughts of a guy named Fred who "wears the same hat and sweater everyday." However, this song proved to be a living nightmare of ensuing legal battles, obligations to movie studios, loss of a music video. And the repercussions were felt right up through the last dying days of New Line Cinemas. Or not, who knows. Anyway, Katie i...

California Dreams; Actors Gone Rogue

October 23, 2017 04:50 - 46 minutes - 42.2 MB

Saved By the Bell was, and is, a cultural phenomenon. California Dreams was not. And yet, it still somehow wiggled the theme song into our collective consciousness for the next several decades. Why was a forty plus year old "power trio," writing songs for teens? Do they sound better than any average teenagers songs? Who is Karen? Was George R.R. Martin's biggest influence the Garrison family? Who was Tommy? He certainly wasn't Jake! We talk about almost all of the shows EXCEPT Calif...

Back Up Off Me!- Doctor Dre and Ed Lover (f. T-Money) Decomposition

October 16, 2017 04:00 - 50 minutes - 43 MB

Doctor Dre (not Dr. Dre) and Ed Lover are living legends. They helped bring hip-hop to the masses as hosts of Yo! Mtv Raps. They worked with Run DMC and the Beastie Boys before putting out their own album. It did not do well. However, the title track is a remarkable amount of fun. Cobbled together from bits of other classic hip-hop songs, it is musical Prozac. Who are the suckers? Who is Davy? Funky Santa! What did T-Money do? What did these guys have in common with T.S. Elliot? Don...

Electric Youth- Debbie Gibson Decomposition

October 09, 2017 04:02 - 56 minutes - 53.1 MB

Zappin it to ya'. Castle sets, Mary-Kate and/or Ashley, power-mullet face dancer. This song really thinks its saying something. Spoiler, it isn't. It is, however a ton of fun. Loads of gibberish in too-long of a song, and Debbie Gibson may have been super-high. And she shared a songwriting award with Bruce Springsteen. The video is worth watching, as its off-the-rails crazy.

Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through- Meat Loaf/ Jim Steinman Decomposition

October 02, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

Denis is Back(ermann) to try, and oh, how we try, to make sense of this needlessly-epic "masterpiece." Honestly, the words are dumb...what with the inclusions of golden nuggets, listening to the radio strong, treasuring love, angels having guitars before they have wings and, of course, putting on the 'phones, but the videos are bat (out of hell)-shit crazy. Gypsy/Troll Meat Loaf, runaway Angelina Jolie, Jim Steinman in welders gloves, LOOOOOOOOOOOOTS of dancing, power arms. I don't know, ...

Actors Gone Rogue: Party All The Time- Eddie Murphy

September 25, 2017 04:00 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MB

Does this song deserve the Grammy for "Best Song Ever?" Jarrell certainly thinks so. Eddie Murphy struck it big at a remarkably young age, as a result he put out an album which featured, according to various publications, one of the worst singles ever, with a little help from Rick James. Evidently it's about him NOT wanting to party with his girl. Theres a lot of music and not a lot of words. All of the instruments (and hand claps) are synthesized. He certainly doesn't seem to realize ...

Decomposition: Why Don't You Get a Job- The Offspring

September 18, 2017 04:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

Dr. Dexter and Noodles (Noodz) are too old to be doing this. Ripping off the Beatles, who ripped off someone else, in the laziest way possible. They also lazily try to prove themselves not to be misogynists. Plus, Katie apologizes to her mother, but not for screaming out bad words from other Offspring songs. Is the female character in this song a bitch, or do we just not know her side of the story. Ringo won't answer Brad's requests for a fist fight. Be warned, Adam Hunter of Towson, M...

Decomposition: Fireball- Pitbull (feat. John Ryan)

September 11, 2017 04:00 - 49 minutes - 45 MB

Jiggle, wiggle, boogie, woogie, oogie and dance. This is a mantra, as told by Armando Perez, better known as Pitbull...Mr. 305, Mr. Worldwide. Superfan (of Pitbull) Donald helps us break down the lyrics, video, and lifestyle choices of Mr. Perez. Pitbull/ Playboy branded underwear, his own vodka, and a SERIES of lifestyle books. Why on Earth does he not feature the liquor in the song he wrote based on it. This is a fun, terrible, great song and we had a great time discussing it. He saw,...

Decomposition: Love Story - Taylor Swift

September 04, 2017 04:26 - 1 hour - 53.5 MB

For Labor Day we welcome 2 Decomposition all-stars, Teresa and Josh, to try to talk Katie down. As an English professor and Shakespeare buff she tends to get fired up when students don't finish the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet. Spoiler; she's the only one of the 4 of us that has read the play. Nevertheless, Tay-tay got her biggest hit single by ruining the ending. Was this a Latin-pop hit? Did she sell more than Billy Shakes? Sahwnetts...again. Whats more gross, teenager marriage or teen...

Decomposition: Got the Life- Korn

August 28, 2017 04:07 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MB

Starting off strong this week with serious confusion about where we can find the actual lyrics. Then we dive deep into our Korn-spot and discuss how great a nu-metal monkey band would be. Bass playing, not bass playing. Playing guitar vs. playing guitar pedals. Getting our boogie on and more Rumbideebums than you can shake a stick at.

Decomposition: You Get What You Give- The New Radicals

August 21, 2017 04:42 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MB

Bizarro noises, 14 year-olds down on their knees, wanton destruction...and a political message, I guess(?). Were these guys a band? We also get into Gregg Alexanders motivation, which is mostly fueled by jealousy over other musicians fame. Its not that bad, but it IS that trite.

Actors Gone Rogue: How Do You Talk to an Angel- The Heights (f. Jamie Walters)

August 14, 2017 04:27 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MB

People probably remember Jamie Walters more for his role on 90210, but whether or not they realize it, they know him more for his 92 hit from the fake-band from the real show The Heights. His singing is exhausting to impersonate. They may not actually know any real characteristics of angels. This song is still excellent....just excellent garbage music that you will hear wandering down the aisle's of most grocery stores

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