The WORST W/ Chad Austin

Captain Save A Hoe Ft. Nolan Lowlife

June 28, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 43.4 MB

This week Chad is joined by his brother, Nolan Low. These fools have been friends for 20 plus years and have stories for days. News stories discussed, Ikea Chicken and watermelon, Indian wedding switcheroo, hardships in the Pandy, as well as Nolans worsts and finding out that he is actually a decent person? does the Lowlife moniker not suit the rapper? find out on this episode.

Worst News Network

June 21, 2021 09:00 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MB

Chads guest cancelled on him last minute, watch him bomb for 45min. Chad googled "weird news stories" and riffed on them for the better part of an hour. Topics discussed are Indian weddings, angry McDonalds Patron, Smoking meth and wearing capes, sheep loose in Ca, man swallowed by whale (no that's not a Blowjob from a fatty) plus many other things and rants.

Rumor mill Ft. Regan Doughty

June 14, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MB

In this episode of The Worst with Chad Austin, Chad is joined but Regan Doughty and the Boys have a no facts discussion about the Drink Chicago Style rumor mill and the accusations make their website hilarious so chad reads from their list of seminars and mission statement. The boys also discuss a lady that promises TITTIES for everyone if elected, and a porn literacy class that's taught in a private school. Finally we land on Regans worsts and find out if he is the worst. the results had me...

Cuntry Club Kid Ft Joe Brooke

June 07, 2021 10:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

In this episode of The Worst W/ Chad Austin, Chad is joined by Joseph Brooke. Joe and Chad talk about Homeschooling kids during the Pandy, how our children mirror our shitty behaviors. We touch on some of the worst news of the week which includes teaching 1st graders about masturbation, man who loses stand your ground case against iguana, and drone dildos at a political rally. Finally we end on finding out Joes worsts and if he is indeed the worst. Follow Joe on Social @Joefromfords Follo...

Quarantine King Ft Aaron Melendrez

May 31, 2021 11:00 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MB

Im not sure if anyone I know made more out of this pandy than my dude Aaron. He trained for a run, started a business, built ANOTHER BUSINESS (opening soon), and most importantly made a baby. Aaron and I talk about all of this plus his worst which include stories of his time in the Air Force, partying in Korea, revisiting his first, and finding out at the end if Aaron is the Worst. Follow Aaron on Social @Requiemforadrink Follow Aarons Market @uptownprovisions Follow The Worst @theeworstp...

Butt Lover 3000 Ft Ryan Flemming

May 24, 2021 19:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MB

Coming in HOT! on this episode I am joined by my least favorite type of person, a brand ambassador. Ryan proves to me that they aren't all bad by being his true self and sharing some great and wild stories with me. We also discuss Knitted penises for for trans babies (aka mentally unstable parents) Tom fords douchey ocean plastic watches, the Doge coin cum dump, and Buttfucker 3000. As always we end on Ryans worsts. RATE SUBSCRIBE REVIEW PLZ Ryan on Social media @BadgurlRyRy Chad on Socia...

Death Becomes Her Ft. Brynn Blackstone

May 17, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 54.5 MB

in this episode of The Worst I sat down with my friend Brynn who is definitely not The Worst, one of the few good people I know. We discuss her almost dying a few years ago, knocking a dude out on 4th of July, her cool hobbies that include a dope hot wheels collection, some worst news network, and Brynns Worsts. Follow Brynn on Instagram @lady_Libation

Don't Push Ft. David Wright

May 10, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 42 MB

We're here we're queer, get used to it. My friend David and I discuss Caitlyn Jenner running for Governor, Dorks at Disneyland, T - Pain owning Call of Duty trolls, a PSA about Hemorrhoids. Also find out if Aids or Nickelback is worse to have in your life (I clearly am too dumb to know the difference between HIV and AIDS) and Davids worsts. I forget that I can talk without written question for a second, We had a great time and I hope you do too. Follow David on Instagram @ohhthatdavid Fol...

Dirty Dozens Ft. Chylite

May 03, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 42 MB

Its the crossover episode that no one knew they needed. Chylite is my Co-Host on The Dirty Dozens our politically/racially charged comedy adjacent weekly live show on the stereo app where we keep it all the way real at all times. Chylite is also a Rapper/director/editor/director/ has more titles than Ghostface Killah has nicknames. In this episode we discuss my attempt at being nice, BLM, The Oscars and Chadwick Boseman, Demi Lovatos privilege, Human/monkey DNA, and Chylites Worsts Chylite ...

Dirty Dozens Ft. Chylite

May 03, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 42 MB

Its the crossover episode that no one knew they needed. Chylite is my Co-Host on The Dirty Dozens our politically/racially charged comedy adjacent weekly live show on the stereo app where we keep it all the way real at all times. Chylite is also a Rapper/director/editor/director/ has more titles than Ghostface Killah has nicknames. In this episode we discuss my attempt at being nice, BLM, The Oscars and Chadwick Boseman, Demi Lovatos privilege, Human/monkey DNA, and Chylites Worsts Chylite ...

For Garbage Kind Ft. Joey Bernardo

April 26, 2021 13:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MB

In this episode of The Worst I am joined by my friend Joey, we discuss our pandemics, dentures, Joeys canned cocktail, toothy blowjobs, Khloe Kardashians unedited photo, kid Cudi in a dress, who we would pick to be ambassador for the human race, White lives matter rallies, and Joeys worsts. Follow Joey on Instagram @Jooey_Deschanel Follow Chad on instagram and twitter @chaddAustin

Desert Boys Ft. LOS DIGITS

April 19, 2021 13:00 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MB

LOS DIGITS in the building, In this episode of The Worst I speak with Los Digits, Digits and I come from the same area, in more than one way. We are both native to the Coachella Valley but we also both started in Rap Battles and moved on to Roast Battles. Digits Speaks on growing up in the desert, getting cock blocked by Narcos, bad acid trips, being a lone wolf, how he ended up at the world famous comedy store and we also hit a light roasting session at the end. Maybe a tease of a battle to...

Five Mile Radius Feat. NineInchYaels

April 12, 2021 13:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MB

In this episode of The Worst I am joined by the insanely talented NineInchYaels. We discuss finding passion outside of a world we have both been in for over a decade, how the pandemic has changed us, a boy born with a trio of three penises, Lil Nas X, Bhad Bhabie on only fans, Yaels worsts and major cock blocks. NineInchYaels on Social Media Insta - @NineinchYaels (art Page) @AsapStormborn (bar page) Support on Only Fans www.onlyfans.com/nineinchyaels Chad on Social Media Insta - @Chaddau...

Good Time Boys Ft. Bebo Garcia

April 05, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 50.4 MB

In this episode of The Worst I am joined by my boy Bebo Garcia, a man of many hats and he looks good wearing them. Bebo is a multi talented musician and front man of Bebo And The Good Time Boys, a skilled barber and once upon a time the man made some mean cocktails alongside ya boi. Bebo and I talk a lot of what it was to work at Lono Hollywood, being degenerates, taking shrooms, touring in Europe and Bebo decides in a split second which is more important to him, Playing music or Sex. You...

Accidental Pimp Ft. Amir Ayala

March 29, 2021 14:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MB

This is how its done, Amir comes into the studio with Ammo, he's locked and loaded with some wild ass stories. Amir and I trade war stories from past lives, try to keep kids off drugs or at least lean them towards the fun ones, Amir tells the story about his time as a pimp and for some reason we talk about birds.

Too Many Edibles Ft. Eric Marq

March 22, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 41.9 MB

Lots of movie talk in this one cause my boys gonna be a star! Eric and I speak about The Infamous Snyder Cut and taking too many edibles, the problem with Coming 2 America, Erics worst audition, some of the worst news. Artwork by @Austinsalmiart Intro music by @TikiSpeakeasy Eric Marq can be found on social media @Eric_Jose16

Thats a Cool Beanie Ft. Regan & Ash

March 15, 2021 16:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MB

This episode is more shit talk than anything, we discuss, Regans dumb outfit, Ashes hospital visits, bar chefs, 6am shift, a lil UFC, my trip to ikea, worst jobs, worst bars, and worst sexual experiences.

Master of Dildos ft. Sam Bosson

March 08, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

Master... Master.... (read in Metallica) The week I am joined by Sam Bosson, a multi-talented musician who has played in such bands as lock, Ceremony, Trash Talk, DNF, and currently Drums for Kommand a Death metal band based out of Los Angeles, Ca. Sam and I spend so much time talking about hardcore and metal shows, the effects that covid is having on the mental health of stage performers and show goers alike, drawing dicks on John Mayer's latte that we only get to a few of the Worst questi...

The Worst Pilot Episode

March 02, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MB

Im back in black, Im here and Queer, This is the first of the worst. Beat that Dr. Seuss you racist bastard. In this episode I am joined by my LA BFF, the Ginger Minge himself Sam Hoke. Sam and I discuss some of the worst concerts, nights of drinking, my undying love for The Rock and Roasting Cops.

Is Bartending really your passion?

December 13, 2020 01:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

In this episode I talk about my book, rant about not having a bar to rant about, god damn delivery drivers and their entitled asses, Dead dads Club, roasting the bar world, depression, go fund me accounts, and if bartending can really be someones passion.

CORPORATE SHILL

November 15, 2020 03:00 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MB

I talk about taking a corporate job that made me wish I was dead, A terrible click baity assed drinks writer, a cnn anchor that needs to keep it professional and how excited I am that Trump isn't president.

WINGS or WANGS Feat Nolan Lowlife (@Nolanlow)

October 02, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MB

Nolz is one of my oldest friends that actually still likes me and also a frequent guest, today we discuss many a things. Gay bars Vs Sports bars, AOC we get it you used to tend bar, nolz calls me on my bullshit about voting, old school red robin life, Negative effects of fun drugs, Sharting incidents, and jacking off on the clock.

Pineapple Princess Ft. Chris Kaylor (@kaylorgangordie19)

September 22, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MB

Its been 4 months since the last episode, life is a bitch but this episode is pretty fucking funny. Chris and I talk about a range of topics, our past lives as rappers, whiskey, pineapple, RBG looking like Mr Burns, terrible childhood games and karma, drugs, my hatred for George Harrison, etc.

Get It Together (feat. @nolanlow)

May 07, 2020 04:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

How fucked are some of these competitions online during quarantine? todays rant is brought to you by the WRONG and Right way to do these things. also a phone call with my brother Nolan to check in on what his quarantine is like.

Covid Calls w/ Regan (@Rum_Runner_Regan)

April 30, 2020 18:00 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MB

The fate of bartending in masks, people being named after bitch ass bodies of water, cocktail influencers, day to day life and the light switch that is sanity. Who gives a shit about amoeba records? not I.

Its Not Delivery, Its Depression.

April 15, 2020 14:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MB

In this first episode since Covid its pretty much everything that I talk about. All quarantine related episode because its the only thing we are all thinking about.

Dick Dreams and Douchebags FT Kyle Bancroft (@KyTheFunky)

December 03, 2019 21:00 - 49 minutes - 34 MB

2/3 of the LDC coming in hot with stories, dreams, jokes, and an all around good time. its cocktails and Dreams and dreams about cocks.

DYLAN of the Bar World

October 21, 2019 22:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MB

Join me as I talk too much about Blade: Trinity and Vodka. oh and that Chuck Schumann guy.

I AM YOUR FATHER

September 17, 2019 22:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MB

Cancel Culture, Cocktail/Bar meme pages, BAR ROAST BATTLE. Suck it world I'm not dead yet!

Applebees Ad read

July 24, 2019 18:00 - 23 minutes - 16.4 MB

Tiki lite, applebees, rocks in coupes.

YOU DON'T WANT THIS SMOKE

June 26, 2019 21:00 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MB

I talk Tiki By The Sea, ABTG, Trump, Still saying fuck sea turtles, Louis CK, and I Start Internet Beef.

I HAVE NO FRIENDS (spirited awards picks)

June 13, 2019 21:00 - 37 minutes - 26 MB

I go through the top tens of the spirited awards finalists and make my uneducated guesses. Also I come to terms with the fact that I have no friends and its all my fault.

Boo Fucking Hoo Feat. Anthony Kiedis

June 04, 2019 19:00 - 31 minutes - 14.6 MB

Is Anthony kiedis really my guest? probably not, do I do a subpar impression of him for 15sec? probably. Is this Episode a little bit of a Bummer? yes. Am I a little bit of a bummer? Absolutely.

18. Virtue Signaling and Vodka, pepper, tea.

May 06, 2019 22:00 - 43 minutes - 20.2 MB

I rant about people that pat themselves on the back and break down a list about bartenders ripping you off. Social Insta - @ChaddAustin Twitter - @PourChad

17. The Long Night (Bonus Episode) W/ Natalie Austin

May 02, 2019 18:00 - 56 minutes - 25.7 MB

EVERY SPOILER for last weeks Game of thrones I break the streak of Death of the Party sausage fest with my my favorite person with a vagina. My wife joins me and we Debate "the Long Night" aka the battle for winter fell. I hated it, she loved it and we talk about it. Bonus episode because it steps outside the normal realm of this show. Social Media insta - @ChaddAustin @FattyCatty Twitter - @PourChadf

Bums, Barchefs, bitches.

April 26, 2019 19:00 - 33 minutes - 15.6 MB

I lack Empathy. I hate bums, bar chefs and bitches. enjoy. Social Insta - @chaddaustin Twitter - @Pourchad

MYTH BUSTERS w/ Radical Ram

April 08, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 46.6 MB

Ram and I dissect an internet list of Bartender myths then we talk about bad guest shifts and stand up comedy. SOCIAL Ram - Insta - @Boydrinksworld www.boydrinksworld.com Chad - Insta - ChaddAustin Twit - @PourChad

#14 Semenology

April 01, 2019 07:00 - 48 minutes - 22.2 MB

Lots of Cum talk, Nipsey Hussle, Manhattan Experience competition talk plus I shame a sociopath at the competition and the end of this episode. Social Media Insta - @ChaddAustin Twitter - @PourChad

#13 Two White guys with opinions W/ Regan

March 20, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 40.5 MB

Regan and I get into a myriad of topics and we have more opinions than we know what to do with, everything from the Gilette commercial to how overrated a Whiskey Old Fashioned is in the cocktail world. Social media Chad Austin Insta - @ChaddAustin Twitter - @pourChad Regan Doughty Insta - @Rum_Runner_Regan

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