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Date Card

259 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 days ago - ★★★★★ - 468 ratings

Each week, queer comedians Jenna Vesper and Danika McClure recap The Bachelor franchise, curse a lot, and sometimes talk about teeth.

Follow our podcast page for memes @datecardpod, and our personal accounts @jennawithasmile & @drunkfeminist

Email inquiries to [email protected]
Twitter: @datecardpodcast

Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne
Art: Mikaela Jane mikaela-jane.com
Music: Jed Overly https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames
Proud podcast of So Below Media

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Episodes

S12E2 - Must Love Frozen Pizza

January 24, 2023 22:45 - 56 minutes - 31.7 MB

And just like that we have a 'new' season of The Bachelor! For better or for worse we are now rooting for a deep voiced man who is likes football and has aspirations of being a Wife Guy (oooof that title has been ruined hasn't it?). Despite very little effort on the franchises part to make us feel any sort of connection with this man created from on of Bachelor Clues' AI generators, Date Card Pod is back to recap, theorize, talk shit, and befriend/make enemies with the 30 (now 20) women who ...

S12E1 - The Most Dramatic Cast Bios Review Ever

January 19, 2023 03:18 - 2 hours - 57.4 MB

Hope you enjoyed your break because The Bachelor is back and with it is another crop of sexy babies and monsters on the hill trying to win a Neil Lane ring. Or I guess...we mean Zach's heart. Quick name one thing you know about Zach! If your only answer is that he's white or his uncle is Puddy from Seinfeld, then you're about as prepared as any of us are! But rest assured Jenna and fellow Bachelor commentator, Shannon from Do The Roses Align, are here to break down what we know about him and...

S11E22 - Front row seat to the shit show w/ Marilyn

November 24, 2022 06:40 - 1 hour - 48.4 MB

We did it everybody! We fucking did it!!!!!!!! And by it, I am of course talking about the marathon that was back to back seasons of bachelor shows with the added bonus of extra paradise episodes like what the actual fuck? I'm sorry but I don't think we are talking about this enough as a fanbase. Who and where do we send the cease and desist letter my sisters in christ. OKAY OKAY SORRY back to the podcast description... THIS week I am joined by friend of the pod and everyones fave funny, sa...

S11E21 - Pleasegate

November 19, 2022 20:11 - 1 hour - 40.5 MB

After one of the most harrowing experiences of her life, Jenna is joined by fellow traumatized swiftie Kellie to recap how we managed to get tickets to the end of the world...oh and we recap week 8 of Bachelor In Paradise. No no no truly we do actually spend the vast majority of the podcast on paradise for those who need a break from the anti-hero herself. Thank you as always to Kellie for bringing the nuance and the big picture outlook to this show! Please please please (x30) make sure you ...

S11E20 - My Sisters in PodCHRIST

November 11, 2022 23:17 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

My sisters in non denominational savior - Date Card Pod is back and ready to find a someone with provider privilege. Listen we are here to fight alongside with the working class but and the same time Jenna is also tired of twining with Logan and having TWO roommates. Anyways if thats you and you need a step mom for your dying dog slide in to the dms. For everyone else please sit back and relax and enjoy the recap because it features bestie of the pod, Ashley from @ashtalksbach! YAY!!!! Fol...

S11E19 - BIP Week 6 Recap by The Black Roses

November 03, 2022 20:06 - 90.6 MB

Thank you SO MUCH to The Black Roses for letting us drop your recap into our feed! It's a great listen and hope ya'll enjoy!! Follow and subscribe to @the_blk_roses We’re 5 black women who enjoy reality TV and recap the Black experience each week on shows that we love. The Bachelor is only one of the many shows we enjoy, so we wanted to make sure our new name reflected the diversity of our viewing interests. Our mission is to celebrate the Black and Brown alumni in reality TV, and ensure th...

S11E18 - Two Weddings and a Funeral with Epiphany Espinosa

October 29, 2022 03:28 - 1 hour - 33.5 MB

It seems like everyone in Bachelor Nation is getting married or engaged or breaking up and here I sit the most single I have ever been. Here to help me get back on the dating apps and recap week 5 of Paradise is friend and fellow member of Roses For Every Body, Epiphany! She and I lay it all out and wonder out loud why certain people keep staying on the beach when they should grab Salley's suitcase and head to the airport. Thank you so much Epiphany!! Follow her @epiphanyxiann Follow us o...

S11E17 - Bachelor in Love on Paradise Island with Olivia

October 21, 2022 21:30 - 58 minutes - 38.9 MB

This week Jenna is joined by friend, Roses For Every Body campaign member, and Love Island fan Olivia to recap this week of Paradise. And all the ways in which the show tried, failed, and in some ways succeeded to perform life saving CPR to this dying dinosaur of a franchise. It was a clumsy attempt sure, but did it get us fired up? Oh yeah! So please pause Midnights by Taylor Swift and take a listen! Maroon can wait. Follow Olivia at @olivazakesgreen Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jenn...

S11E16 - No Context Paradise with Blue

October 15, 2022 04:07 - 53 minutes - 33.2 MB

You ever wish you maybe didn't know as much as you do about these contestants and could just enjoy the show from an outsider standpoint???? Well that is what we are doing this week as one of Jenna's best friends Blue, comes on to recap...after not really watching any Bachelor shows for a whileeeeee. They know the mechanics and they know whats good and whats bad, and baby I'm here to tell you this recap does not disappoint. The fresh eyes!!! The hot takes!!!! I stan. Thank you Blue! So much...

S11E15 - Gaylor 101 with Cam

October 13, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 49.7 MB

Welcome to Gaylor 101! Your crash course to that thing you keep hearing about on Tiktok. In this 'very special episode' Jenna is joined by Cam, the host of What I Will Say podcast, to give an general overall yet decently extensive look at the Gaylor community. Which assembles around the idea and theory that Taylor Swift is not straight. Now before you write a comment calling us weird (which will be deleted and you will be blocked anyways) we invite you to just give it a listen. With an ope...

S11E14 - Post Feminist Paradise w/ Marilyn Minton

October 07, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 34.9 MB

Have you ever thought about how progressive types can stand to watch this franchise? Well Marilyn has and she decided to dive so deep in to the why and how, that she wrote her Masters dissertation about the topic! And this week she is on the podcast to talk about the the swing back we all have been feeling, why it feels good to have discourse about the shows, and the importance of movements. OH AND we also recap episodes 2 & 3 of this season of Bachelor In Paradise...because there was some i...

S11E13 - Happy Birthday Luce

October 02, 2022 19:28 - 1 hour - 69.3 MB

Pack your best tennis shoes y'all because we're heading to the sandy beaches of Bachelor In Paradise, and listen under no circumstances should your feet be exposed. Trust us. Also trust us when we say that Jenna, Danika, and Andrew had a blast breaking down all silly messy weirdos that have decided to brave the crab littered walking paths and sweat soaked day bed palapas to find love. Stay tuned at the end for vulnerable chat followed by 7 minutes of an amazing cameo recording by Bennett And...

S11E12 - Worried about heterosexuality with Samantha Allen

September 22, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB

Have you ever thought about how The Bachelor and Bachelorette is a lot like a horror slasher film? In that it's a sexy elimination based competition storyline in which we, the viewer, are glued to the screen to see who the last one standing is? Well our special guest and author, Samantha Allen, has and she's on this weeks episode to talk about her bachelor-ish queer horror novel - Patricia Wants To Cuddle - and to talk about the devastating slaying that was this finale. The monsters and gore...

S11E11 - A cautionary tale with Olivia Green

September 17, 2022 13:56 - 1 hour - 34.2 MB

I guess we just got part of a finale. As a treat. But honestly it felt like a trick. And to help Jenna break it all down she is joined by friend of the pod and 1/6th of the amazing Roses For Every Body campaign, Olivia Green. Together they weave a cautionary tale of what not to do, wether that be drive drunk with an 18 year old, try to 'win' a break up before a rose ceremony, tell a gay you're not ready to propose to his best friend, or finally...date a single mom up until you leave for the ...

S11E10 - Full House Uncle Jesse

September 10, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 50.6 MB

Double the leads, double the fantasy suites....double your pleasure. Well...actually we're not sure we can call what happened this week pleasurable. Messy? Yes. Dramatic? Yes. A masterclass on How To Lose A Gal In 10 Days? Very much yes. And here with Jenna this week to break it all down is friend of the pod, Limi from @takethisrosepod! Oh and for Reality Steve, who clearly listens, we can provide a timestamp for when we dunk on you if that helps. It's round the 10 minute mark. You're welcom...

Conversation about queerness and fatness in Bachelor Nation

September 05, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour - 73.2 MB

The stars and moon had it out for us this week and we didn't get to record a MTA recap but instead you get to a little gossip as a treat and then a whole ass amazing bonus episode about queerness and fatness in bachelor nation, as the main course!! Recorded with our dear friend Allie in 2021. It is such a good and nuanced conversation and we are so happy the main feed gets to hear it now!! Thank you again Allie! Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andre...

S11E9 - Daddy Lessons

August 28, 2022 17:58 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

This week Danika and Podsband Andrew tackle hometowns while Jenna gets drunk for her birthday and sings Taylor Swift badly at karaoke. They talk about their own hometowns, the battle of the dad Italians (Rachel’s dad v Tino’s dad) (the Mario and Warri of our generation), have a serious talk about parents dying and meeting folks in the midst of all of that, and then tell like maybe three jokes. Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Ar...

S11E8 - Sad Jennider Coolidge

August 22, 2022 03:34 - 1 hour - 50.4 MB

Sorry for the late drop, we have been attaching the red strings on our Logan didn't get covid conspiracy board and we just lost track of time. But fret not lil bbs we're here and now you can kick back and listen in as we catch up on life, recap everything that disastrously happened this week on Gachel's journey to find husbands (have you tried just being gay?), and Jenna admits to selling out in a major way. Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew O...

S11E7 - This show sucks lol

August 14, 2022 05:09 - 1 hour - 60.8 MB

What happens when you have two wildly different Bachelorette leads on one season and two wildly pessimistic podcasters trying to bring nuance to an impossible show concept?? You get two canceled podcasters. JK JK But also please forgive us for this one episode, in 10 seasons, where we kinda sorta barely stand up for men. We promise to be more hateful again next week. Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Ja...

S11E6 - All aboard the SS Douche

August 07, 2022 17:35 - 1 hour - 54.5 MB

Grab your passports besties (and well as a many KN95 masks as possible) because we're boarding a cruise ship (wtf) in order to help our ladies find love! We can't see how any of this will break badly at all. nervous laughter But before a new virus gets spread aboard by these men with bad haircuts and even worse opinions, we must dissect all the juicy and dramatic moments of this week... and WOOF (shout out to Rambo! We're rooting for ya!) there were many. Follow us on insta @datecardpod ...

S11E4 - Franco Fan Club

July 30, 2022 03:17 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

This week we had some snafu's that lead to a non traditional recap... more of a 20 rant-cap of week 3 and some of the poopy men and then a Patreon drop of a fun bonus episode we did a few months ago! We think you'll actually find this episode pretty refreshing!! Think Winter weather and jacuzzis. Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode...

S11E3 - The way Gabby says Meatball

July 24, 2022 17:12 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

Okay okay okay we're in it NOW folks! Week 2 of Gachel's journey to find love (with each other????) is underway. Naturally that means a date that objectifies the men half naked, awkward kisses in zero gravity, and forced country pop singing by two people we have never heard of. Cheers to finding love! But really the true love forming is Danikas obsession with Gabby. Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane J...

S11E2 - Double your lead, double your fun

July 17, 2022 04:03 - 1 hour - 39.8 MB

And just like that we're officially back in to it with cringe limo entrances, men talking over the women, and magic tricks??? Sure why not. The men really didn't impress but our stunning leads, Rachel and Gabby, sure the fuck did. With lots of shit talking, making heart eyes at each other, laughing at the expense of men, and generally controlling the environment in a way that makes us horny. Listen in as guest host and friend of the pod, Kellie, and Jenna dissect some bach gossip and ponde...

S11E1 - He's a 10 but he likes Entourage

July 11, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

WE'RE BACK! And holy hell that was a delightful extended break. Although we didn't necessarily relax with a cocktail in hand the entire 4 months, no - one of us got married and finally consummated the dang thing nice and one of us worked on a campaign that slanders the show. Time well spent if we say so our selves! But all that aside we're back for another season of sparkling dresses, gross kissing sounds, men being rude, and of course some drama! But now with 100% more lead! That's right f...

S10E11 - Will You Accept This Gay? with What I Will Say Pod

June 03, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 56 MB

What I will say…is that Cam - co host of the @whatiwillsay podcast - and Jenna have a super fun time discussing all things gay in the bachelor and celebrity realm!  We talk Bayley, queer conspiraships, the closet, community, the top 5 queerest moments in the bachelor franchise and so much more!!! It was a honor to chat with Cam and I can’t thank her enough!!  Check it out and then check out Cam’s tumblr, tiktok and podcast! It’s one of Jenna’s Fave Things™️ or maybe it’s like Goop and I re...

S10E10 - Dues Paying Members of the Patriarchy w/ Sophie James

March 19, 2022 05:09 - 2 hours - 75.7 MB

We did it. Like we actually fucking did it. We made it through the last 2 1/2 months (Clayton's mess) and 16 months (non stop content) of hell. Are we in one piece? Mentally, physically, and spiritually? No (Said in Gabby). But did we have fun? You don't have the capacity to understand what we've been through (also said in Gabby). Do we have a lot of opinions? Yeah (again said in Gabby). And who else to wrap up this 'journey' up with then bestie Sophie James of Unpaid Emotional Labor!! And...

S10E9 - Nightmare Suites

March 12, 2022 05:18 - 1 hour - 73.7 MB

Just like in Beetlejuice... if you say something 3 times bad shit happens, but perhaps Clayton was too busy playing football as a youth to watch that Tim Burton classic to learn that vital lesson. Because our tall, horny, half zipper sweater wearing bachelor, couldn't stop saying the L Word (ooops wrong show but just as much drama) this week and shocker! bad shit happened. It's so messy ya'll!! But luckily you have two opinionated bitches ready to break it all down with you (hopefully with s...

S10E8 - How to kill a Bachelor

March 05, 2022 05:34 - 1 hour - 67 MB

This week on The Bachelor the remaining four women take Clayton to their hometowns and they each individually try to kill him! Between chokeholds, bears, tightrope walking, and a stroll down a spider and alligator infested river...our man with too many teeth in his mouth didn't stand fucking a chance! And if those activities weren't enough to leave him crying shaking throwing up... having to meet the families will! So sit back and enjoy our completely unhinged recap, where we relate to the...

S10E7 - Sending our therapy bills to Mike Fleiss

February 26, 2022 05:21 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

Total, actual, real Therapists Jenna and Danika sit down to analyze week 7 of Clayton Echard's journey to find a woman who will validate him like his parents didn't. And gosh do we have some notes. But first we gossip about a recent bach nation break up, and Jenna debuts a new conspiracy in her irregular but often right, JANON segment. Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed ...

S10E6 - Our Horny Bachelor

February 19, 2022 04:53 - 1 hour - 59 MB

The crew is back together (yay!) just in time for this season of The Bachelor to make no fucking sense! That's right Danika and Jenna are joined by Podance Andrew and we do in fact get in to it all (Clayton, buddy, what are you doing??), finally figure out who Pilot Rachel looks like, and we have a cool Vanderpump Rules crossover moment that leaves Jenna scared but intrigued. Thank you Andrew for being hilarious and for all your work as always! CW: discussion of suicide in first 10 minut...

S10E5 - Paid Actors with Ready To Be Petty

February 12, 2022 04:56 - 50.1 MB

Welcome back to The Bachelor! Where totally normal, chill, socially aware individuals come together for a light hearted experience that ultimately ends in a long lasting love story. JK JK welcome to the utter shit show!! air horn sounds No one knows exactly whats happening, but we know it's fucked up, and it's possible someone might die in a waterfall next week. Thankfully we are blessed with a special guest, Torry from the podcast Ready To Be Petty, and we do in fact get petty while re-capi...

S10E4 - Shrimp Cocktail Party Time with Ash Talks Bach

February 04, 2022 14:03 - 1 hour - 43.4 MB

Hope you didn't fill up on all the shrimp from last week, because kraft services is back and the drama is SHELLacious! I'm sorry. But i'm not sorry about our guest this week! Ash (from Ash Talks Bach) is back to break down the shellfish (sorry) antics of Shrimpnae and how it affected the women and our himbo Clayton, amongst other Bachelor Nation prawnblems. Okay I will stop now. Thank you again so much Ash! Make sure you're following her on insta and twitter @ashtalksbachelor Follow us on ...

S10E3 - Naked and Afraid w/ Bachelor RealiTea

January 29, 2022 02:46 - 1 hour - 43.3 MB

This week while the beloved Danika celebrates her Birthday (love you), Jenna is joined by bachelor commentator friend and fellow meme maker Ariana Wu from @bachelor.realitea! We talk about the art form that is bachelor meme creating, catch up on some light gossip, and recap all that happened in week three of Clayton's journey to find his perfect shrimp cooker. Throw another one on the barbie bitches, cause we got SHRIMPGATE 2022 Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminis...

S10E2 - Everyone loves a rawdog!

January 15, 2022 05:21 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

And just like that...(omg is any one watching that and want to dm with Jenna about it?!?) we are off to the races! And by that we mean it's the first real week of dates for our himbo tree of a man with bad fashion. We get some randomly constructed group dates, a classic over the top one on one, and not one but TWO villains. What a BOGO sale! So sit back and relax as your annoying gay hosts recap, go on tangents, and unintentionally promote How To Win The Bachelor by Game Of Roses. Will Danik...

S10E1 - He's just a guy

January 08, 2022 04:55 - 1 hour - 58.4 MB

After a refreshing crisp one week break WE'RE BACK (despite pleas from our loved ones) to recap Clayton Echards season of The Bachelor. Who's Clayton you ask? Well he's of course just a small town guy who likes to fuck and collect quarters. So now that you know all you need to know about our 26th Bachelor sit back as Jenna and Danika break down the night one arrivals, night one self eliminations, and inevitably call him the wrong name by accident. Thanks for joining us on what is our 10th ...

S9E12 - Gonna find out if you're Nayte or Nice

December 23, 2021 05:37 - 1 hour - 73.3 MB

Ho Ho Hold up this was the best god damn finale in years! And we're both super happy and sad to see Michelle's season go! To celebrate the reason for the season we invited Pod Fiance, Andrew, on to giggle with us, do ASMR tangents, and critique two great men who honestly are just so great we are grasping at straws to be our usual cunty selves. Thank you to Michelle Young for giving her whole authentic self to this, and us. Some of us don't deserve you but we are for are so very grateful. A...

S9E11 - Rose Colored Glasses

December 18, 2021 04:31 - 1 hour - 46 MB

It's Michelle's Fantasy Suites and holy shit what an episode! I kinda feel like the shocking M Night Shyamalan style twist ending had us fully unhinged and Bachelor Nation completely fucked up. So join us as we recap, try to make sense of it all, and project our feelings! You know, the usual! If you have your Date Card Bingo cards at home...we hit a lot of the faves talking points! (see the insta) Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr...

S9E10 - The Men Yell All with Sophie James

December 11, 2021 04:53 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

This week were joined by bestie of the pod Sophie James, of Unpaid Emotional Labor, to break down the tomfoolery, toxic masculinity, and bad hair of the Men Tell All. Bring your marshmallows, because we have a roast going! CW: we do spend the last 20 minutes having a nuanced discussion about Coming Out Colton and all the unpleasantries that come with that. Make sure you subscribe to Unpaid Emotional Labor www.patreon.com/unpaid_emotional_labor THANK YOU SOPHIE! Follow us on insta @datecar...

S9E9 - Allegedly, these are our opinions

December 05, 2021 03:45 - 1 hour - 34.7 MB

In this episode Jenna and Danika sit down with our friend Staci and we have a conversation about Coming Out Colton, from the perspective of queer Bachelor fans who have some opinions, concerns. and the desire for better representation. As mentioned in the podcast, these are just our opinions (allegedly) and we hope our nuanced chat sparks thoughtful discourse. Thank you Staci for joining us! You can follow her @stakselrod TW: Domestic abuse, suicide, and coming out stories Follow us on ...

S9E8 - Top Fourplay

December 04, 2021 04:53 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

And we're back folks and just in time to get our hearts broken because holy fuck has there ever been a better Top 4? Answer: NO Join Danika and Jenna as they brainstorm with Brandon's on what his Portland hometown date would have been IRL, get lost in an orchard with Rodney, share personal Prom stories with Joe, and join Nayte in saying "I love you' to our collective new step dad Charles. Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art:...

S9E7 - Escalator for one

November 20, 2021 06:39 - 1 hour - 39.1 MB

Here for the right reasons and thats to recap week 5 of Michelle's journey to find love in this cold and brutal world. And with Jenna this week is friend of the pod April! Together they talk about a handful of juicy Bachelor Nation moments from this week, gush about how great Michelle and this season is, and roast the men who really stepped in it this week. #FireChrisS Make sure to follow @allurewithapril @wearethequeenpod Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Pro...

S9E6 - All Too Nick

November 19, 2021 04:30 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

Taylor Swift blew everyones gourds this week by releasing a 10 minute version of her emotional sleeper hit 'All Too Well', in which she eloquently and assiduously details a traumatic relationship and break up. We should be thanking Taylor for the vulnerability and jamming out...but alas hot takes were had by some (mostly men) and one in particular that left me and others unsettled. Nick Viall apparently watched the video and his first thought was to put down Taylor for still talking about it...

S9E5 - Class is in session w/ AshTalksBach

November 12, 2021 14:44 - 1 hour - 41.1 MB

This week Jenna is beyond excited and grateful to sit down and recap and chat with Ash from AshTalksBach!! This hard working teacher and Bachelor commentator is one of our faves! Witty tweets, succinct and nuanced newsletters about the problematic aspects of the franchise AND it's fandom, and just all around great instagram content...Ash has it all! And so does this weeks episode! Discourse, recapping, and of course Nick Viall meandering. Make sure you're following her @ashtalksbach on twit...

S9E4 - Truth(or dare) Hurts

November 06, 2021 03:46 - 2 minutes - 1.7 MB

Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S9E3 - Stwo pupid bitches

October 30, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.4 MB

This week Danika and Jenna are back to catch you up on some Bachelor Nation happenings and breakdown all the ups and down of Michelle Young's first real week, in her journey to find a man worthy of marriage. Unfortunately the selection of good ones available is getting smaller and smaller. Unless she likes aggressive pizza narcissists. Which is also the name of my favorite punk band. Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela...

S9E2 - The BachLORette ---^--{@

October 23, 2021 03:42 - 1 hour - 55.9 MB

We did it!!! We made it to the long awaited (and well worth it) season of Michelle Young! It's is here and we fucking loved night one! One of the better night ones we've had in a long time! THANK YOU MICHELLE! And I guess, we have to say thank you to the men as well...but only some of them though. And to the good ones, thank you for your service. Danika even tries to give out a special Good Boy Rose. So tune in for that and some Bach Nation gossip chat up top! This is our 9th season and hol...

S9E1 - Himbo Happy Hour

October 19, 2021 03:08 - 1 hour - 54.2 MB

After a very long, only week long break...The Bachelorette is back! insert wide eye anxiety emoji But that doesn't mean we aren't excited for Michelle Young to find her man!! BECAUSE HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PREVIEW??!! But of course before we dive immediately back into this mess of a show, we have to meet the 30 men vying for Michelle's heart! We roast, we toast, and Danika takes a huge risk on one of the men. Please note Danika is back but in order to get her back Jenna had to stan...

S8E8 - For the right reasons with Joy Ofodu

October 08, 2021 03:30 - 44 minutes - 31 MB

As we all come down from the high that was season 7 of Bachelor In Paradise, Jenna is here to gently guide you to the cool down tent where there are juice boxes and orange slices...and our friend, voice actor, story teller, and Bachelor fan Joy Ofodu! Together we talk about the engagements and break ups, our faves, what the franchise can do to CONTINUE it's anti-racism work, and come to the conclusion that this season was actually pretty good. Thank you so much Joy!! Make sure you follow ...

S8E7 - Conspiracies with Connie

October 01, 2021 04:36 - 1 hour - 52 MB

This week we got two tickets to Paradise...I mean the 3 hour shit show! But luckily Jenna is joined by bestie of the pod Connie, to get IN TO IT! But before we expose the producers with next level conspiracies, we talk about a few of the Bach Nation rumors and rumblings. Cause there's honestly never a slow week in this disgusting trash franchise. Follow Connie @blackberrybloop Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mika...

S8E6 - Trash(can) Talk with Alix from Bachwatch

September 24, 2021 02:36 - 1 hour - 37.8 MB

This week Alix from the amazing Bachwatch League, is on the podcast and friends let me tell you it's so fucking delight! We talk about the game of it all, silly aggressive bros, astrology, love languages, and wether the show is ready for a Bi lead! Thank you so much Alix (and Hammy)! Make sure you follow him @bachwatch and join the league next season! Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane....