Kagro in the Morning - October 16, 2023

David Waldman soothes our post-Friday-the-13th jitters with his elixir of useful information.

Greg Dworkin is also here with the pundits and polls, though not just any poles, but Pole polls. Opposition leader Donald Tusk... no, you read that right, Donald Tusk has declared victory in Poland, which is a defeat for Law and Justice, but a victory for the Gay Empire, women, and most everybody else.

The Hamas attacks on Israel might finally, finally, finally shake Bibi Netanyahu’s authoritarian rule. OG presidential nitwit George W. Bush has some advice on how to handle the Middle East. 

House Republicans remain ruptured. If anyone were hoping to destroy the country, picking Jim Jordan for House Speaker would be the no-brainer choice, perhaps the most no-brainer choice. Gym’s got Sean Hannity’s vote, but pretty much no one else would be happy if he got in. That’s why Jordan’s campaign has apparently decided that “happy” votes would not be prioritized.

George Santos ran through a House office screaming, clutching a baby that he claimed wasn’t his “yet”.

Scott Waldman (No, David is not my father… yet.) reports that West Virgina Governor Jim Justice’s coal baron side hustle just isn’t what it used to be. Of course, Jim’s goofy finances won’t hinder his political career, according to Mark Blankenship, who isn’t the son of Mike Lindell Doppelgänger Don Blankenship... maybe.

Mike “The Pillow” Lindell is also broke, but not as broke as Peter Navarro. 

U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan has told Donald Trump to stuff a pillow in it. Ex-Trump Org. Allen Weisselberg got really quiet after Forbes Magazine reported on his perjury.

Plenty of damning evidence, but no charges for the Border Patrol agents who shot and killed a Native American man outside his home.

David Waldman soothes our post-Friday-the-13th jitters with his elixir of useful information.

Greg Dworkin is also here with the pundits and polls, though not just any poles, but Pole polls. Opposition leader Donald Tusk... no, you read that right, Donald Tusk has declared victory in Poland, which is a defeat for Law and Justice, but a victory for the Gay Empire, women, and most everybody else.

The Hamas attacks on Israel might finally, finally, finally shake Bibi Netanyahu’s authoritarian rule. OG presidential nitwit George W. Bush has some advice on how to handle the Middle East. 

House Republicans remain ruptured. If anyone were hoping to destroy the country, picking Jim Jordan for House Speaker would be the no-brainer choice, perhaps the most no-brainer choice. Gym’s got Sean Hannity’s vote, but pretty much no one else would be happy if he got in. That’s why Jordan’s campaign has apparently decided that “happy” votes would not be prioritized.

George Santos ran through a House office screaming, clutching a baby that he claimed wasn’t his “yet”.

Scott Waldman (No, David is not my father… yet.) reports that West Virgina Governor Jim Justice’s coal baron side hustle just isn’t what it used to be. Of course, Jim’s goofy finances won’t hinder his political career, according to Mark Blankenship, who isn’t the son of Mike Lindell Doppelgänger Don Blankenship... maybe.

Mike “The Pillow” Lindell is also broke, but not as broke as Peter Navarro. 

U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan has told Donald Trump to stuff a pillow in it. Ex-Trump Org. Allen Weisselberg got really quiet after Forbes Magazine reported on his perjury.

Plenty of damning evidence, but no charges for the Border Patrol agents who shot and killed a Native American man outside his home.