Kagro in the Morning - October 13, 2023

David Waldman embeds his machete of veracity into the forehead of falsity on today’s special KITM.

Fascists are supposed to run their trains on time, but the MAGA crazy train crashed before it could even depart from dysfunction junction. The Gop’s hand-picked fascist Steve Scalice bailed out of the House Speaker race once he realized that his 113 votes could never beat Jim Jordan’s 99.  With Jim Jordan on his own, the speaker position is now Gym’s to lose. But what would be the chaotic fun in that? And so, Donald Trump’s wandering eye now rests upon Elise Stefanik.

Proud Boys and Moonies seem like strange bedfellows, until you see how much they both enjoy wielding their “rods of iron”.

Meanwhile, it seems that Senator Bob Menendez has spent the last few years building a strong defense against any accusations of there ever being a two-tiered system of justice in the US. 

Wisconsin’s Republican Assembly leader, Robin Vos is still thirsty for a Janet Protasiewicz impeachment, but most Gop authoritarians have moved on to other hijinks, including gerrymandering their state into partisan archipelagos.

David Waldman embeds his machete of veracity into the forehead of falsity on today’s special KITM.

Fascists are supposed to run their trains on time, but the MAGA crazy train crashed before it could even depart from dysfunction junction. The Gop’s hand-picked fascist Steve Scalice bailed out of the House Speaker race once he realized that his 113 votes could never beat Jim Jordan’s 99.  With Jim Jordan on his own, the speaker position is now Gym’s to lose. But what would be the chaotic fun in that? And so, Donald Trump’s wandering eye now rests upon Elise Stefanik.

Proud Boys and Moonies seem like strange bedfellows, until you see how much they both enjoy wielding their “rods of iron”.

Meanwhile, it seems that Senator Bob Menendez has spent the last few years building a strong defense against any accusations of there ever being a two-tiered system of justice in the US. 

Wisconsin’s Republican Assembly leader, Robin Vos is still thirsty for a Janet Protasiewicz impeachment, but most Gop authoritarians have moved on to other hijinks, including gerrymandering their state into partisan archipelagos.